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Just got some free steaks from local farmer, please help I have no idea how to go about cooking these
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>>677341764
cave anon here
throw in fire
make hot
eat while hot
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>>677341861
pro-tip: eat with rock
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Make sure to marinate them in your anus for at least 3 hours before cooking.
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>>677341861
Till black hot? Or till not black hot?
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Cook it well done and dip it in ketchup. That's how real men eat steak.
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>>677342120
Black as the ace of spades
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>>677341764
You don't know how to cook a fucking steak?
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>>677341861
ME CAVE FATHER NO BELIEVE IN FIRE.

FAR TRIBE HAVE OTHER WAY? ME NO GET BURN ON FIRE FROM SKY
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>>677342163
Fucking disgusting I like them bloody
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>>677341764
top sirloin on the grill till the middle is the color you want.

shoulder i would chop into 1/2 inch chunks for stew or pilaf.
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>>677342120
black hot bad hot
eat when near black hoot
Smoke good taste but not too much
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>>677342212
I know how to cook steak it just never turns out quite right
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>>677341764
Brush with olive oil. Season. Turn on broiler in oven. Cook for like 4 minutes on each side. Put cut up pieces into mouth.
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Take off your pants for the meat sweats
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1 minute a side eat while still mooing
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>>677342230
No burn mean you have real man steak
blue steak is tasty steak
bit cold for this caveman
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>>677342163
this is still reeling em in huh?
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>>677342250
How many degrees should the grill be? I know you want it hot but how hot
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>>677341764

Hi OP,

the best cooking instructions that i can think of is...

take steaks and put into a concealed package.

mail to my house..
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