Just got some free steaks from local farmer, please help I have no idea how to go about cooking these
>>677341764
cave anon here
throw in fire
make hot
eat while hot
>>677341861
pro-tip: eat with rock
Make sure to marinate them in your anus for at least 3 hours before cooking.
>>677341861
Till black hot? Or till not black hot?
Cook it well done and dip it in ketchup. That's how real men eat steak.
>>677342120
Black as the ace of spades
>>677341764
You don't know how to cook a fucking steak?
>>677341861
ME CAVE FATHER NO BELIEVE IN FIRE.
FAR TRIBE HAVE OTHER WAY? ME NO GET BURN ON FIRE FROM SKY
>>677342163
Fucking disgusting I like them bloody
>>677341764
top sirloin on the grill till the middle is the color you want.
shoulder i would chop into 1/2 inch chunks for stew or pilaf.
>>677342120
black hot bad hot
eat when near black hoot
Smoke good taste but not too much
>>677342212
I know how to cook steak it just never turns out quite right
>>677341764
Brush with olive oil. Season. Turn on broiler in oven. Cook for like 4 minutes on each side. Put cut up pieces into mouth.
Take off your pants for the meat sweats
1 minute a side eat while still mooing
>>677342230
No burn mean you have real man steak
blue steak is tasty steak
bit cold for this caveman
>>677342163
this is still reeling em in huh?
>>677342250
How many degrees should the grill be? I know you want it hot but how hot
>>677341764
Hi OP,
the best cooking instructions that i can think of is...
take steaks and put into a concealed package.
mail to my house..