Ok /b/tards basically dubs or generally good ideas decide what I do. My brother is a drug fag who steals from my family and I, he also lives at home and is generally fucking retard not sure if its ice or ecstasy or whatever its a white semi crysaline thing that ive found around his room, he smokes it. Ideas for how i fuck him over?
take a shit on it and make a trail around the room with shit to the drugs
Cut off his dick and let him eat it
>>677339531
call police to put him in jail. it will be better for both sides trust me. this will teach him a lesson so he will quit the drugs
stick it up ass, then leave it wear it was previously resting
Roll that shit in poison.
>>677340049
This isn't true.
>>677339531
You don't smoke ex, and it's probably meth? Does he rock a peezo? If so break his glass, beat his ass (your a bitch if you cant fuck up a tweaker on meth, they sidebust and curl up after they get tagged) and tell him to stop being a dirty tweaker.
>>677339531
You could mix some crushed drywall in with it
>>677340049
You are dumb, that will fuck his life over and force him to do dirty shit for money, no one is going to hire a convict.
>>677339531
Flush or sell it
>>677340757
This, go to a bus station or any atreet where a homeless guy is and tell them $20. Free money. If it's a grip, raise the price, just don't sell it for alot. Someone will buy.
Put pheremones on that shit, wait for brother to start doing his shit in his room. Strap on a dildo and fucking blast through brothers door, then mount him. Start groaning really fucking loud and licking him. When you finish that, you have finished step 1. The next step is to pull down your pants, take aim for his face and force shit out your ass and piss all over him. By this point he will probably be trying to beat you up, but this isn't the end. Along with the strap on dildo, you would have come along with a dildo in your hand, a really fucking big one, one big enough to cave in someones skull with a hefty enough swing. Take wild swings at him, continue to moan (really important). Wait until he falls over from being knocked out and/or exhaustion. Make sure to keep hitting him, for safe measure. When this is finished, you continue to the second last step. Pull off his pants and insert the dildo into his ass (no lube, pure raw) then put him into a recovery position. Then unload more shit and piss on his face and body. The last step is to take the unidentified drugs, take out the dildo in the ass and pour in the drugs, the intestines should absorb the drugs and he probably won't wake up, for a long time. Insert the dildo back in to seal. Never mention it to anyone.
>>677339531
steal something he cares about and ask him to repay what he's taken from you. Give him his property back when it's done. Will teach him the value and meaning of his actions.
>>677339531
It's ice and send him to rehab