>Be me
>Working hard at the fargodeep mine as always
>Providing for my wife and kids
>Get paid in gold dust and candles
>One day adventurers arrive
>Starts killing all my co-workers and taking their candles
>Try to tell them nicely to stop
>They wont
>Scream YOUNOTAKECANDLE
>They ignore me and keep on slaughtering everyone
>MFW
>>677314784
kek
>>677314784
Pretty good OP