Describe your dad in three words.
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Describe your dad in three words.
Mustache guns Republican
Semen anus potato
>>677311612
pretty cool guy
>>677311612
whats a dad?
>>677311612
Supports Donald Trump
total fucking faggot
Not there anymore
The old professor
>>677311612
Got cancer died
Beat me often
>>677311612
Short, loud, Mexican
>>677311996
found the nigger.
Out for cigarettes.
He's in Prison
All about money
>>677312092
Aah, yes, forgot about that
Anyway
Dead, dead, dead
>>677311612
Dead beat pedo.
Awesome but dead
>>677312237
Fucked up ass
>>677311612
fucking dumbass motherfucker
Better than yours
Alcoholic abusive thief.
Pretty decent dude.
>>677311612
He. Is. Dead.
Happy?
Dead as fuck
Tiny fat faggot
>>677311612
I miss you.
>>677312371
Sorry for your childhood
Straight up og
Senile as fuck
retarded
Weed, Rush, Mechanic
Missing in Action
Well, I oficially proclaim this "DEAD DAD'S THREAD"
hard working badass
Fought against Saddam
>>677311612
pretty cool guy
>>677311612
Best Dad Ever
>>677313033
>Made jews richer*
CREATIONIST ANTI-VAXXERS PARANOID
dead
>>677311612
alcoholic Russian faaggot
All these people that know their father.
Fuck me.
Fragrant eye candy
work
no father
>>677313275
Peedoraha, go away.
bald fat embarrassing
>>677313315
>implying thats a good thing for a lot of us
>>677313424
idi nahui suka blyat
is not here
>>677313504
Neither side of this fence will ever see it from the opposing perspective.
>doesn't have a father
>often frowns on the perspective of those that take theirs for granted
Best beard ever
>>677312941
Get to the-chopper
>>677313504
Presumably it is.
Also this guy is right>>677313779
>>677313887
Yeah he is, but this is /b/ so you're a nigger and im right
/thread
fucking terrible human
>>677313959
Edgelord 14 year olds often say that they wish they'd never had a father. When you grow up, you'll realize how lucky you were.
>>677311612
http://foro.putalocura.com/
awesome german man
>>677311612
Dead in '81
Still getting cigarettes
Deserves more respect
>>677314133
Im 20 and he would regularly get drunk and beat me.
So no, I wont. Stop assuming, it will get you nowhere and make you look like a retard.
I much rather wish I never knew him and had the luxury of not knowing how much of a scumbag he was.
>>677311612
Smart, caring, responsible
Tolerant Great Father
>>677311612
Fucked my mother
>>677311612
In federal penitentiary
Former gangmember, cant see him anymore since the danger...
>>677311612
I feel sorry
>>677311612
Dead ginger dick
terminal cancer sucks
>>677311612
Dead as fuck.
>>677312202
>>677311996
Top kek
>>677311612
he's my father
>>677314133
I used to get the ever loving shit kicked out of me, literally close to death, I'm 26 and hate going to the beach from the stares I get because my back is so torn up. He kicked in my ribs so hard once ,they punctured my lungs that was the last beating, he went to jail for that one and they matched the finger prints to a few murders. He was a hitman apparently and all the money he had got confiscated and fucked my family over quite a bit since he bought a place way to big and what not and didn't keep the money in a joint account
Fucking narcissist faggot.
cancer killed him
>>677314976
He not teach you to count either?
What is love
>>677315186
>he's my father
>he is my father
>4 words
Under the ground
My name's Jeff
a goddamn legend
>>677311612
yeah, ok, whatever.
Hard Working Dad
A fucking douche
gee, only three?
>>677314461
Oh wow, you mean you have a concept of what a 'man' SHOULD be based on your rebellion against the model your FATHER showed you?
Wow, must be nice to have a solid set of values to follow.
I miss him.
>>677311612
>Donald
>Fucking
>Trump
>daddy
>>677311612
never paid child-support
total fucking nerd
cool wise fucker
>>677316554
>needing a male role model to find your moral compass
You are a bad excuse for a human being. Truly. If you cant know wrong from right without a dad then just give up at this point and stop breathing for the good of humanity.
>>677316554
y'know, instead of crying yourself to sleep at night wondering why your existence wasnt even worth his time in the first place.
is eating icecream
>>677316952
You sound like your father.
>>677316888
and trips !!!
>>677311612
great, crazy, sad.
>>677316568
Right in the feelerinos.
Never met him
Annoying but alright
was my hero
>>677317018
Im on 4chan, what am I gonna sound like, a fucking saint?
Hows your first week here going?
Let me sum up your points in an easier to digest form
>you should be lucky your father beat right and wrong into you
Now tell me how that sounds and if im wrong, how in any way it differs from your point.
didn't say much
Lazy worthless racist
Molested my cousin
>>677311612
literally adolf hitler
Has anger issues
Alcoholic conspiracy theorist
>>677311612
really super dead
>>677311915
Does he afraid of anything?
Super cool dude
Looks like Yoda
I'll do it with an image
>>677317294
Greentexting an incorrect, oversimplified assumption of my response isn't going to make it accurate, newfriend.
If I have to explain the concept, you're never going to get it. Simple as was to begin with.
Your father beat you. You tell yourself, "I'm never going to be anything like that man." "I'll never do what HE did to my kids."
>you have a concept of what NOT to do
>how NOT to be
>what NOT to say
>how NOT to behave
Let me know when it starts sinking in, then we'll continue.
left at birth
not even a nigger. I understand why he left, but he was still an idiot for producing me in the first place
>>677311612
Stoner conspiracy theorist
My dad be cool as fuck
Childish, Mancunian, manlet.
>>677312237
My nigga
>>677317914
>>677315387
>>677318513
Manlet, abandoning, stressed
shitty then cool
>>677318062
Coming back to my earlier point
>>677316952
You are a bitter little child who doesn't understand that a bad thing that should be a good thing isn't something that you want.
I don't know what your thought process is, but its pretty shitty and full of angst and anger I can tell you that much.
I think I'd know not to beat my kids and get drunk around the house even if my dad was a respectful moderate drinker who never laid hands on his kids because you know, I'm not a child with no sense of right and wrong.
You dont have to go through suffering to understand the ramifications of it, or to develop empathy or a sense of right and wrong. Do you not understand that? Just stop posting.
cheated on mother
He has money
>>677312021
This this this
He seriously does too. He haaaaaaaates minorities and gays with a raging passion.
>>677318749
>even if my dad was a respectful moderate drinker who never laid hands on his kids
You mean the dad that'd still be there, if he was a bizarro version of himself?
>and he has the balls to talk to me about 'angst'
You dont understand because you weren't trying to in the first place. And I can tell you this much, you're never going to try.
>>677318749
And no, this doesn't not refute your argument that you need to go through suffering to know not to cause it, because that statement simply isn't true. Going through suffering simply gives you a higher sense of empathy for suffering. It doesn't mean well adjusted individuals aren't capable of being free of malice towards other human beings.
>>677311612
workaholic
money
BMW
life in prison
>>677319291
>having no dad is worse than having a dad that beats you
So false. So fucking false. Kill yourself. Your point is retarded.
Hard worker badass
don't remember papa
>Lionhearted
>Fair
>Pious
A shame Im not even a fraction like him, thank God for my brothers
>>677311612
never had one
The fact that so many here describe less than outstanding fathers kind of explains why this place is so fucked up.
>>677315252
Kek
filthy nigger immigrant
Family is all
Doesn't Love Me.
Fuck me daddy
Is very dead:)
Abusive
Knob
Unlikable
>>677319534
>>677313779
>>677313779
>>677313779
Never knew him
Oh he dead.
>>677311612
A good man.
RIP
died 20 days after i was born,people tell me he was a pretty cool guy
dead,dead,dead
>>677311612
ex-alcoholic Irish musician
>>677311612
badass nice strong
>>677313837
Holy fuck
He'll be back
>>677311612
abusive, drunk, despicable
My father and non-present mother made me the socially anxious faggot I am today
Went to shop
>never came back:(
never met him
Raging alcoholic bully
>>677320836
stop being one just get a good person to learn you how to socialise
Honorable, Caring, Fair
>>677321095
Oh shit, you're telling me that you have to
>model yourself after a person
>to learn how to be the person you want to be?
>>677316952
>what an interesting fucking point, faggot
>>677311612
Has no chill
>>677311612
very ill hippy
>>677319534
Obvious troll is obvious
>>677311612
6 feet deep
>>677311612
Not from behind!
>>677311612
don't know him
>>677311612
Pretty much dead.
>>677311612
drunk strong criminal
Chuck Fucking Norris
>>677321600
That's four words.
>>677311612
Based Manly Breadwinner
beats my mom
>>677311612
Fucking loser cunt
Never knew him
>>677311612
Good guy dad
I am black
>>677311612
Goddamn fucking asshole.
>>677311612
Okay I guess.
morbidly depressed + dying
Cool as fuck
Boring, foreign, lame
Big fucking disappointment
Smokes weed everyday
Dead as fuck
>>677325324
this
Struggling Business man.
Brings the money
Love him, but we're more and more drifting away
money making machine
>>677316952
It's hard to fight clear statistics, jn early childhood development when you aren't capable of forming your own moral compass that's how you learn and it affects your way of thinking your entire life through
>>677312941
same
Dad's an alcohol
>>677324604
FA. GG. OT.
This
>>677312237
I hate him
Rest In Peace
A real man.
>>677311612
In the ground
>>677311612
angrier Hank Hill
Molested me yesterday
Went for smokes
>>677327192
This
>>677311612
Just another nigger.
>>677311612
Never knew him.
>>677311612
Is actually woman
Crippling heart disease
supportive and dead
Deranged psycho-cunt
>>677311612
Dirty Hair Rocker
bunny costume freak
>>677311612
dead dead dead.
Went for smokes
>>677311612
Worked to death.
>>677330301
kek
>>677316746
Serves your mother right for being such a parasite.
>>677330420
He'll be back if you make enough money. Don't worry.
>>677330299
lolwut? Your dad is a furry?
Exploded after launch
Canadian lumberjack engineer
He means well
>>677311612
always kinda angry
Alcoholic autistic shitbag
>>677311612
Digital Intrusion Specialist
cool, drugs, tough
>>677331266
He finger banged you!?
Quiet. Intelligent. Worker.
It's his birthday today. Glad I still have him around.
Is not here
>>677311612
>Never good enough
>>677311612
smart, loving, and supportive
>>677331355
Hah, awesome, but no.
>>677331544
Oh, I got another one !!
>Better off dead.
>>677311612
where is he
>>677311612
Funny, Old and Honest
Love my dad.
>>677311612
Sensitive commie bastard
>>677311612
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
fat, alcoholic, mean
Rich Art Fag
>>677311612
my mother fucker
beta whore supporter
Veterans day mustache
>>677311612
best dad ever
<3
>>677311612
saw me shag
>>677311612
tried his best
nice and cool
A complete stranger.
Takes a shits
>>677312413
The last word is kinda redundant.
He was right
Teen Angst: The Thread
>>677311612
a good guy
>>677333879
Well, he did fuck his mom.
>>677311612
autist retard ego
>>677311612
Dead for years
aspergers as fuck
Still "buying groceries"
>>677311612
Well intentioned cuck
>>677311612
Robe flew open
>>677311612
beer rum wine
