She flirts with you, what do you do
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She flirts with you, what do you do
I... I'm gay now... thanks...
>>677297207
Call the farmer and tell him his cows are getting out again.
>>677297207
Any hole's a goal, mate.
Smack her with a shovel
Cute...confidant...I'd smash for the experience
Her
>>677297207
Fuck her to my dick bleeds.
grab a harpoon
>>677297207
Avoid puking, and walk away.
>>677297207
be nice, and politely decline if she continues.
just like the rest of you faggots.
tell her to go and do some exercise and stop eating unhealthy b4 she dies from clogged arteries
>>677300041
The harpoon is my penis
>>677297207
Don't speak monster. Can't understand.
>>677298358
even when it's covered in fungus, and looks like the surface of a waffle?
>>677297207
Tell her I'm gay
kill myself
>>677297207
Call weight watchers police
>>677297207
I've seen worse
>>677297207
She's confident enough to do that, especially if she's an amerifatty.
Here, we don't appreciate fat maggots.
But confidence is key
>Wouldn't smash
>.2/10
Fuck her because i dont have standards.
>>677301752
You need moonman
>>677297207
I'd pound her senseless, kinda looks like my ex but a little heavier.
>>677297207
Graciously decline and buy her an order of wings for her confidence.
Tell her I am flattered but in a relationship already....
>>677297207
plead insanity
I return her to the ocean
Have her give me a pullback blowjob so she could switch off between sucking of the dick and eating of the asshole
let her suck my dick because fat chicks ALWAYS do it better!
>>677297207
"You're just way too much for me, Girl."
Since I am not a fat virgin like everyone else in this thread I would just kill myself on the spot.
The Girl you just called fat? She has been starving herself & has lost over 30lbs.
The Boy you called stupid, he has a learning disability & studies over 4hrs a night.
The Girl you called ugly? She spends hours putting make-up on hoping people will like her.
The Boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. There’s a lot more to people then you think. Put this as your status if you’re against bullying.
>>677302644
Yeah fuck bullying. Wheres the share button?
>>677297207
Part of me wants to call sea world but id probly just tell her like it is shes probly heard it all anyways
>laugh
>thank
>apologize
>leave
works on anyone
Hide in the vegetables section of the super market. She'll never check there.
>>677302757
>>677297207
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>677297207
I would entertain her for a while then politely reject her while the sailors prepare the harpoon then BAM, blubber for weeks
>>677297207
I'd decline but wonder wtf is with all of these fatass redheads wanting my dick. Am I a fat ginger magnet? She'd be the fourth one.
>>677297207
WE"RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT
I'd let her step on my balls and berate me for having a little dick.
>>677303401
but, but
