/b/ My cat found 3 baby squirrels, dubs decide what I do?
Let them go
Put them in a blender.
Sprinkle catnip on them and let the cat at it.
>>677247290
Reroll
>>677247316
Reroll
Raise them till they behind stronk
>>677247323
Blender blender blender
Squash squirrel head in vice, webm results.
Hurry up OP, I'm going soft bro.
>>677247290
Roll
>>677247290
This
Put them In your pants
>>677247386
Put them in a goddamn blender, goddamnit
>>677247387
roll
>>677247220
This
>>677247316
Rolling for this
Smash one to death with cock
Take care of them and later let them go
>>677247432
Blenderrrrrrr
>>677247145
put them in the microwave, adriana
Love and care for them until they eventually die of old age
>>677247145
rase them as you 3 squirl pets.
Hammer time
Make them tiny hats
>>677247145
Tie one to a chair, cut the second ones head off, make the third fuck the seconds throat, while the first watches and you whisper "can you feel it cummin, Mr. Bubsy??"
>>677247533
Faggot
>>677247533
Winrar
>>677247145
Raise them and train them to be your guard squirrels.
>>677247512
Blender. Then turn it on. With them in it. Or one in microwave, one in blender, one to cat.
Post edgy comments on an anonymous internet forum
>>677247533
Good job. Take care of them
>>677247533
congrats op, you just got 3 squirl pets
>>677247145
Google how to care for them, take care of them until they're ready to be free, free them.
PUT UP ASS
>>677247533
>>677247633
>>677247290
So many edge lords in here. Just raise them as long as possibl and have adorable squirrel pets to show your trap gf
>>677247533
Can't spell - can't win.
Fuck off
>>677247533
Fukkin gay
>>677247533
OP HERE WINNER
>>677247681
no keep them forever
>>677247533
I think even your cat wants this.
>>677247695
Agreed. These people suck. Trips override for blender.
>>677247695
Cop out, fuck you.
>>677247533
congrats.
keep us updated on your new pets, op
Nurse them back to health asshole +
Don't make me fuck a sand shark
>>677247709
at least i can get dubs and you cant. check em faggot
Raise them and teach them to steal wallets
>>677247801
Override for blender
>>677247866
this is literally the most awesome and genius idea i have ever heard
>>677247533
rolling for trips to overwrite win
rolling for blender
>>677247220
I'm relieved to have the deciding action actually be decent. Let 'em git a lung lil critters
>>677247737
make a thread once a week of how they develop
>>677247993
almost m8
>>677247857
You're such a huge faggot, you pay people to let you suck their dick.
>>677247866
Holy fuck this please
im gonna kidnap some squirls to do this now
>>677247737
how is it your cat didnt kill them? my cat caught one once and was toying with it like she does rats and mice but luckily i caught her in time and swatted her away
>>677247993
Reroll for blender
>>677248134
Not sure, she's the one who found the 3
>>677248092
at least i can get trips. check em faggot
>>677247993
rollin
>>677248134
Your cat sounds like it has issues
mine would just kill shit or take it to the edge of our yard and not let it come back
>>677247145
have the cat raise them as cats
>>677248154
BLENDER
>>677248134
When I was a kid, my cat adopted a bobcat kitten that way. Cats sometimes adopt the young of mammals that are not domestic cats. They are feeling creatures too.
Cover your junk in peanut butter and stick em in your pants
>>677248134
keep the squirrels and but your cat in the blender for not killing them like a real cat would do
WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU FUCKS WANT BLENDER
PUT THE FUCKING SQUIRRELS IN A BLENDER ALREADY
>>677248351
My cat adopted my socks, walks around with them in her mouth and meows.
checkem
>>677247737
Brace yourself, OP.
I've heard that squirrels as pets tend to drive owners nuts.
>>677248382
I WANT TO SEE THEIR TAILS CHOPPED UP IN THE BLENDER
Adopt the squirrels and feed them the most expensive nuts you can find.
>>677248505
zozzle'd
>>677248253
she does that. she plays with her catch like its a toy. swatting it and pawing at it and rolling around then she tears it up and eats it. with rats and mice she leaves the head
>>677248432
Is she a female that got fixed while preggy or in heat?
>yfw you see my get
Whoa guys come down.
>>677248505
fucking goddamnit, that was so far outta left field i actually LOLed
>>677248579
>>677248479
gtfo faggots, this is how its done
Dig a hole deep enough so that when you place them in said hole, their heads stick out just enough. Drive lawnmower over heads
>>677248667
thanks lori
>>677248667
So did I, now I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>>677248381
im not OP faggot i was just saying that my cat wouldve killed them. i dont mind her killing rats and mice or even lizards but not birds and the baby squirll she had caught
>>677248564
Mine just kills it. Maybe only females play with thier stuff, all ive had are males
>>677248702
step back. I got this
>>677247145
Let them go.
Eat them
>>677247695
>caring about spelling on 4chan
Dip them in some beaten egg then coat with breadcrumbs and then deep fry or shallow fry in a pan.
Then taste.
Tie balloons to their bodies and create the first ever Mexican Space Program.
>>677249180
Dis
>>677249180
Again......
I have transcended beyond such physical limitations of singles to achieve dubs.
>>677249257
How did you know I'm Mexican
>>677247533
Cat brought them home, did not harm them. Cat might have killed the mother. Now the cat wants to raise the babies. Your cat might have adopted them as its kids or pets, either way... keep them and let your cat decide their fate. So far, this anon seems to have the same idea your beloved cat does.
>>677249180
Again..
>>677249489
dat hivemind
>>677249180
Roll
>>677247533
GOD DAMN IT ANON
>>677249565
Cat lover detected.
tame them.
let them cut your dick
make them some viking helmets and a ship and let them plunder other squirells
>>677248047
gonna be hardto keep track
cum on them then post pics+timestamp
>>677248479
>>677248579
>>677248702
>>677248783
>>677249469
Just give up already
>>677250871
doubt it as they will be dead before next week m8
>>677247533
>>677247533
K I L L urself
>>677251633
oh look dubs. suck my dick op. rollin' for blender.
>>677251760
re-roll.
>>677251781
UH-UH I AINT GIVIN UP
>>677251781
roll
>>677249257
KEK
>>677247533
Thank God! Goodness prevails!
OP must delivrar in 4 months when squirrels are grown up.
>>677247381
This. Create supersquirrels.
