I have literally ascended past all levels of human intelligence. I am smarter than all of you in ever way. Ask me anything, and I shall answer with the truth.
>>677245635
youre autistic and are going to respond to this in a seemingly intelligent way, that is in no way how you really speak. Youre a troll and need to go to bed
>>677246082
And your question is?
>>677246248
has mom tucked you in yet?
>>677246336
Of course. I have had a mother before, haven't I?
>>677246462
Why ask that question when the implication of "of course" clearly implies that you do indeed have a mother? Seems like a waste to ask a question that has already been answered
>>677246967
Exactly. The point was so that you would gain knowledge.
will i ever get a girlfriend? :'(
Do you like mudkips?
>>677245635
From what resource can I refer to that would allow me to learn to code and write a simple program that others can use within the next 12 hours?
If you tell me to Google it, you can fuck right off.
>>677247299
There is currently a 50% chance that you will, depending on if you ever gain the courage and self esteem, in other words, quit being a pussy.
>>677245635
Whats 0รท0?
>>677247379
It depends on whether or not a mudkip is worth liking.
>>677245635
Why is OP a faggot?
>>677247514
It is the number that equals 0 divided by 0
>>677247139
Again the implication of you saying "of course" to my question of "has mom tucked you in yet?", is that you do indeed have a mother. Making you reiterating that point redundant, someone beyond all knowledge wouldnt waste time with that. Plus the fact that you posting a thread claiming that you have become smarter than everyone arrogant. Arrogance is a flawed trait, its different then self love. Its thinking that you are better than anyone. Which is also a lack of knowledge. Go to bed
>>677247539
That's for you to decide. So decide, share your decision with us, then answer the question if still applicable.
do you think whitney is an act?
>>677247567
Because the OP is, despite physical truth, a bundle of sticks according to the philosophy of this website.
>>677247696
0 inst a number numnut, it just represents nothing. nothing divided by nothing is always nothing. it doesn't exist similar to the fucks given about you
>>677245635
Which truth do you mean? Universally objective or popular perspective?
>>677247731
Unless I purposely put the flaw in to teach you that you have the necessary capabilities to find a flaw. Your intelligence grows even now.
>>677247413
Don't avoid my question OP you fucking faggot.
>>677247786
Good. The quality of the mudkip would depend on the amount of logical fallacies wishing its parent show. Since there are many logical fallacies within it, i would have to presume, "No"
>>677247514
Not op but thats actually a really complez question.
Considering that 6/3=2 because 3 groups of 2 make six and 8/2=4 because 2 groups of 4 make 8 we can infer that division is solving for how much is in eavh group. When we divide something into 0 groups were actually just not dividing it, so 6/0 would tevhnically be 0, however something has to happen to those 6 digits, and that is just that we forget about them, like the other 2 groups of 2 in 6/3. So with all that in mind, nothing not divided is still nothing. Also 0 divided by literally anything is 0 because as a fravtion its 0 out of x or just 0.
>>677247846
That's not what faggot means u raging moron
>>677248026
Then you are teaching me something I already know. Still redundant, wouldnt you have known that?
>>677245635
answer this
>>677247903
What is my first name, if you are so knowledgeable?
>>677245635
What is good?
>>677248085
I too would like to see an answer
>>677247809
It is impossible for a human being to be a verb, so no.
>>677247936
Exactly.
spontaneous observed proton decay - malarkey, or effective way?
> won't get an answer because OP is an unjustifiably overconfident faggot
>>677248212
Map projection isn't 100% accurate, especially at the edges
>>677248234
he is going to say that its the name that comes before your last name. like a scrub
>>677248274
By saying that youve proven that you have not ascended human knowledge because a very massive part of knowledge is figurative language, which is clearly beyond your grasp
>>677248201
It is according to the English Language, unless of course, you mean the slang term for a homosexual.
>>677248212
Its because you are stretching a spherical object into a 2d plane.
Protip: Greenland isnt as big as most maps say.
>>677245635
wise one - can you name the Thirty?
>>677248205
>>677248005
There is only one truth, so I am talking about that truth.
>>677248234
How would OP know that? The greatest minds of our time don't know you or your name you worthless shit
>>677248203
Despite being passed the human levels of intelligence, I do not know everything.
>>677248539
there are three truths, babby. this is them.
>>677248234
You first name is a name that comes before your surname.
>>677248549
the OP did say to "ask anything" the question is valid as OP assumes he knows all. Fuck you asshat
>>677248267
The truth, as the truth sets one free.
>>677248361
It depends, as I have never heard of such a method.
>>677248481
No, you're absolutely incorrect. You can't seperate the "English language" from "slang" because slang is still part of the English language. 'Faggot' does not mean a bundle of sticks anymore. Same way that 'gay' does not mean happy anymore.
>>677248539
Actually, since you're not a fucking divine Creator, there is a countless number of truths. Closer to infinity because you're human.
>>677248411
How correct of you!
>>677247139
Op you already fucked up. Just quit, First post called you out on your bullshit.
>>677248640
Does that make me smarter than you? How would I know how to lead you straight into a debate leading to a question you couldn't answer if I wasnt?
>>677248539
Oh you stupid fuck. You walked into it now.
Fine you say there is one truth. Why? Is it derived from universal absolutes or is truth created from the sensory inputs of the human experience?
>>677248203
anon just stop it's a b8 thread I don't even know why I'm in here
>>677245635
Ok, so how i can phase to the 5th dimension then?
>inb4 kys faggot
>>677248473
The only problem in your statement is you fail to realize the difference between knowledge and intelligence.
>>677248712
Listen here you fucking moron. You can't seriously expect such a stupid question to be answered, no matter what OP says. And he obviously says "anything" as in "within reason you idiot"
>>677248954
i understand what this is, i called it out from the first post. im just high and bored. something to do while i listen to some Marley
>>677248895
Name every truth.
jesus christ, what a moron.
doesn't spontaneous observed proton decay
can't name the Thirty
>>677248924
Possibly. But it does not make you more intelligent than me.
>>677249088
Feeling salty? Its ok fools are quick to anger. Could you explain to me how its obvious that what you say is implied?
>>677249197
What? What the fuck do you expect to gain from asking that? I don't know every truth. What's the point of asking that?
>>677249294
How would it not with the evidence provided? I believe it is settled.
>>677248931
The sensory inputs are created from truth. There is only one truth because that is the truth.
>>677249064
You phase into the 5th dimension by simply waiting upon your time to go to the 5th dimension, if that is where you desire to go.
>>677249496
Oh shit we are arguing with Donald Trump. He just answers the question by saying a word from the question over and over and over
>>677249317
1) You're on 4chan
2) ie 4chan/b/
3) ie shitposting central
I know you're not stupid enough to seriously consider the possibility that OP is all-knowing. Asking him your first name is a lame way to "prove" that he isn't, when we already fucking know he's shitposting. And it wasn't even an interesting question, which is the whole point of the thread you shithead.
>>677249286
I can, yet I choose not to.
how did they name the avocado
>>677249710
You are quite intelligent! I applaud you!
>>677249727
i remember Bart Simpson saying that. feel proud, anon. you've just dropped below the level of intelligence necessary to continue breathing.
>>677249846
By choosing certain syllables and creating a word out of them.
>>677249710
Im not seeing what your point is, He needs to answer the question or else state next time that he is all knowing and that is in fact just as average as the rest of you
>>677249492
Answer my question friend
>>677249988
I never stated that I was above the average of the rest of you, (depending upon what you mean by that) I simply stated I was more intelligent than all of you.
>>677245635
>pure euphoria
>>677249496
Oh really? Fine lets say truth = blue.
Does a blind man know what blue is? Does he not know? How does the blind man's blue equal my blue? His blue and my blue must be correct and the same, because according to you there is one blue. But I cannot comprehend his blue nor he mine. Reconcile our blue differences using your universal blue.
HowHow
>>677250138
Which question? For every sentient being has many unstated questions.
>>677245635
>I am smarter than all of you in ever way
>ever way
>>677250207
I already proved that you arent.
>>677249492
So why are you still here?
>>677249988
My point is that anyone who actually fucking believes anyone is all-knowing (especially on the internet, jesus christ dude) is a complete and utter dumbass. The point of the thread flew straight over this guy's >>677248234 head.
>>677250292
the one tagged to that post numnuts
>>677250271
The blind man knows that blue is a color, unless he is rather stupid. And it is impossible for blue to equal truth.
Truth=what is true. The statement that blue is a color is true, therefore the statement that blue is a color =truth
>>677250432
Because, I said I would answer questions, and I intend to keep my word.
What causes autism?
>>677250523
Which post are you referring to, exactly?
>>677250478
You are complaining about shitposts on /b/ when you already know thats all it is. Why are you here then?
>>677249988
Please leave /b/ you have no sense of humor
>>677250271
Not OP but wouldn't this just be a case of abnormality? His senses are inhibited so his blue can't be properly compared with the blue of a healthy human, right? Especially since he might associate his blue with everything other than visuals. I've read that many blind people pair colors with a smell or sound, or a feeling of some sort.
>>677250649
Mutations. There are multiple causes, some of which I do not know.
>ITT: Psuedo-intellectuals trying to outwit each other
>>>6772494922
>How would it not with the evidence provided? I believe it is settled.
>>677247514
Anything divided by itself is 1 the answer is one
>>677250771
Im one funny fucker thank you very much, maybe its you lacked a deeper appreciation of the humors.
>>677250761
Because OP is running a fun thread. There's a clear purpose and asking questions that don't follow it is just a raw shitpost. The original anon's question showed us he actually fucking missed the point of the thread and tried to shove his own mini-agenda in OP's face by trying to prove he isn't all-knowing.
>>677245635
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that?
>>677245635
How can I revive my dead wife in order to be happy again?
>>677251019
Im actually sure you can find the post from the information I provided. I would be able to so if you were as smart as I you will also be able to, no?
>>677251546
By dying and then pushing her up from death into life, but as you are assuredly human, you cannot do that.
>>677251406
Im having fun and im sure OP is too, just want to get into a mental rabble. Seems like you are the one missing out on the fun
>>677251717
However, even if you did that, it would not restore your joy, as the only way to do that is to walk in the way of love, which cannot be done if you are not the offspring of the way of love.
>>677249134
You should check out Kona town by pepper brah
It is time that I, the most intelligent physical being on Earth, retire, as my parents are awakening. Farewell, website. I shall not answer any questions hereafter.
>This is the gayest thread on all of /b/
>faggots
>>677252284
will do thanks
>>677250562
No you equivocated and never actually proved truth =/= blue. There are three types of ways to figure out universals; properties, types or kinds and relations to show that things are in agreement (universal) with each other. Thats how we can say things like "there are two apples here." Especially important cause you said there is one truth which means it can be categorized and defined (has finite definitions and possibilities).
Blue according to you is a type of color. Its def true. Reconcile my problem.
>>677252802
Night bitchboi
>>677253330
>>677253330
i'm a girl btw
>>677245635
Mom showed you Google?
>>677245635
How can I be and feel more manly?
>>677250825
Abnormality implies a baseline of blue. Whose blue is the baseline? Mine? Yours? Ours? The Mantis Shrimp with 24K additional receptors?
Group consensus is not possible because the OP said truth is derived from a universal source via sense, not us getting together and agreeing on the boundaries and rules of the color blue.
What do you like more, sucking dick or taking it in the ass
>>677254058
op here, i love both XD
>>677254151
Well at least he is answering truthfully
>>677253692
Wanna hook up? Ill say ridiculous things whilst destroying your body and ensure you win the next Who Had a Worse Ex? Contest at bar trivia night.
>>677248199
This is the most retarded thing I have ever seen. 0/0 is indeterminate, i.e. it has infinite solutions, we can know nothing about such a ratio.
For any x that is a real number x/0 is infinity, for if we take any number c a distance of any e>0 away from 0, if we approach 0 from the left, no matter how close we may get c to 0 without touching zero (making e infinitely small), x is infinitely larger than c. The same goes if c approaches 0 from the right.
Anything divided by 0 is infinity. Not 0. Learn some calculus, oh great one.
