No NZ Thread? New Zealand Thread.
How ya'll niggers coping with the rain up north
>>677232371
sucks dick just like OP
>>677232371
any welly fags on it tonight?
>>677232371
>How ya'll niggers coping with the rain up north
Fucking wet nigga
Fuck all y'all
Hikoi of hope checking in
>>677232989
fucking ae where you from ma bro
Hey nz bros
>>677233305
Kaikohe anon here
fuck me can't have a smoke without gettin dripped on. watch me smoke out the window don't want to but i will
>>677233438
aw auckland /b/ro noiiice
>>677233367
kiora ma bro where do you hail from?
>>677233599
I'm an Amerifat but used to frequent these threads a while back
>>677233727
you on tinychat last night?
waikato reporting in
>>677232371
rain is hella gud
Just curious, do you guys have problems with illegal immigration and lazy society draining minorities?
>>677233982
>waikato reporting in
shouldn't you be in bed? you have to get up early milk your cows m8
>>677234063
>lazy society draining minorities
yeah, they're called Maoris. 14.7%
>>677234063
Illegal immigration, not so much. Lazy society draining minorities, yes.
>>677234248
don't forget the fucking islanders
and fucking curry munchers fuck me
Britfag here and I am enjoying life.
>>677234248
don't work on a farm bruh
i'm in hamilton city, which is in waikato so yea
>>677234339
>and fucking curry munchers fuck me
Indians work hard though, idk what you're talking about
>>677233926
I was not, was there one there last night?
>>677234074
wtf is that?
>>677234415
hamilton is pretty much auckland now days though admit it
>>677234499
a pig
>>677234292
Damn that sucks. Must be a universal problem.
>>677234461
yeah but the steal all the jobs and their accents and smell drive me insane.
>>677234499
yeah there was spouting poetry n shit
anyone chasing trips in auckland cbd?
2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
on topic; fuck this weather
>>677234461
No they don't. Where the fuck did you get that idea? Bet some indian told you that indians are hard working right?
Had enough of these fucking curry munchers, I don't blame that anon that's here every night hating on them.
>>677234620
nah m8, hamilton is full of shitheads whereas auckland is full of arrogant jaffas
Dunners reporting, bruh
Get in the tinychat, though
akl hows it all. No rain here
>>677235255
heard it was lit last night
>>677235255
wtf was going on last night i heard you fuckers got up to hijinx
>>677235511
32 in chat, 12 or so on cam
Was good as fuck, man
>>677235617
shiiitttt thats the most i've heard in fucking ages. ne chicks or was it a saus fest
>>677235779
4 chicks
Jenga and Ginga
Two randoms, one from Aus and one from Sweden
Aus chick was ripping bongs too
>>677235617
who was on cam???
>>677235950
Decent amount, I can't recall everyone
>>677235919
jengas back??? yas
>>677235919
>>677236158
i thought jenga was a myth
Why are IDs even gone?
>>677236265
If you were in chat, you'd know, mayn
>Just ate 2 pizzas
kill me
>>677236439
gains on gains
>>677236410
>>677236410
>>677236410
don't do this to me. what did i miss. she's fucking kawaii asf
Dunners reporting.
We fuckin' out here tonight? We were out here last night!
>>677235255
G'day, mate! How's things?
>>677235511
lit af bruh, shirts off and all types of shit
>>677234074
Time for a new gun, bro. sheeeeiiiit
Kapiti weather's fucking shit. But we finally got a burger fuel, opened today. Stood in line for 45 mins for free burgers.
>>677236535
I'ev got enough gains bro, I'd go to a gym but there are none in my area that are open when i'm not working so i might aswell just get fat instead
>>677236647
Nothing wrong with my 303 m8
Palmy north reporting in
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>>677236622
no lies
>>677236850
No lies, mate. No screencaps either though. That wasn't part of the deal.
>>677236768
Coerced many a kunikuni to the grave no doubt.
Anyone know where I can get some dope in Tauranga
>>677237736
my guy comes from tga to hamilton and sells me green
Guna let my gf have her first mfm tonight
>>677238912
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>>677239245
was waiting for this
>>677239696
Jesus, we're struggling tonight...
Dunedin reporting, lets get let
>let it rip
>>677240206
>lets go let
>>677240379
>tfw noticed that as soon as i posted it
dont even care anymore
>>677240485
Anyone scoring in the thread?
>Don't jump on watertanks ya cunts
>>677240924
>>677240924
kek
bumping, any1 chasing trips in auckland cbd, couple sold already.
2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
1-3 grimgar
4-5 pandora
6 inuyasha
7 utawa2
8-9 hack//
0 fafner
dubs sao
trips oreimo
fags
posting 2d qts until something happens
>>677241851
this dude's legit. you chilling at a net cafe or live in town?
>>677242365
town, post from public wifi tho
stihl pulling
>>677242645
oh true. you sell buds at all or just tabs?
>>677241151
dunners is scoring mad puss in the tc
>>677243091
tabs for the moment untill growers start gettin' their shit together, its dry af.
>>677243296
Ye baws
>>677243353
spotter choppers been going hard over summer m8
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Oh my word..
>>677243530
yeah i'm aware, could just ya'know, put a roof over it, haha.
Pamly North reporting.
>>677232371
kiwi as video check this kid out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vd-q6Hdugyw
>>677232371
>Christchurch
How are we tonight fam
>>677244177
We dubs tonight, fam.
>>677244177
dead it seems, all these fuckers must be out doing something non-autistic on a saturday night.
>>677244488
>>677244177
checked
>>677244492
nah, they're all just being cancer in the tc
anyone else get that massive wave of depression hitting them all of a sudden as they realize how pathetic their life is or is that just me
>>677245319
yeap, i know that feel anon
>>677245319
just start lifting bro
>>677245319
Nah, it sunk in a long time ago for me. It becomes a fact of life.
>>677245319
I've ridden that wave all my life
>>677245319
had it couple of years ago
just gotta push on i guess
>>677234415
where at?
>>677245649
where in hamilton you mean?
>>677245844
yeah
>>677246137
why you ask? wanna meet and hang/fuck/blaze/something in person and not online?
>>677245403
yeah its a constant presence in my life like o a scale of 1 to 10 Im a constant 3 but every now and again Im doing something and TRYING to make myself happy and i realize what a pathetic waste of space I am and how Im completely idiotic for thinking something would make me happy.
>>677246526
fuck man you're gonna kill my saturday vibes
>>677246683
They died as soon as you started spending your Saturday night on 4chan, mate.
Dunners. I wonder what name I get?
>>677233133
Hopefully now fags will shut the fuck up with their shitty name roll threads
>>677246796
are you suggesting that i've never really had a childhood, cause ur spot on
>>677233133
ima jew
>>677246953
Hey, what?
>>677247189
I wasn't actually. Sorry to hear it though, mang
>>677246683
sorry man, if it helps you can come get some cake
>4" weenie
w h y l i v e
>>677247426
is it icecream cake?>
>>677247363
instead of being anonymous. All the posts have been assigned a name.
Anon now.
also what is up with this instagram circle looking shit?
>>677247773
Its back to normal now (:
>>677247773
april fools brotha, is it your first year here?
>>677246346
1 and 3
>>677247723
I wish they didnt have any. its baked cheesecake, white choc and rasp
>>677247773
Oh, chur. Don't think it gives people names when you auto-update the thread.
The Google+ type of shit is April Fools shit though. It'll be gone soon.
>>677247887
it is the fuckin 2nd of April here. This shit should be over and done with.
>>677247897
i can do that, where abouts are you?
>>677248055
4chan is an American hosted Chinese cartoon site though
>>677237736
Yes.
What you after?
coke in dunedun where
>>677248716
Night N Day, they've got regular, lite, and vanilla. Might even be a deal on two of them.
>>677248807
New World has 1.5s 2 for $4
Kaikohe is a shithole, as always.
>>677232800
I'm not a fag.
>>677249312
woah don't bully my town, just bc maccas is the only fastfood and it;s over run with maoris doesnt make it shit
oh wait
bumping, any1 chasing trips in auck cbd, 2016nzthrowaway at gmail dot com
>>677249462
This is your first post in the thread.
Hello, hi, welcome. How are you this evening, friend?
>>677247162
that wasn't on /b/ its /f/ where you can set your username. so that anon just linked a bunch of people to that thread and made it look like they guessed it
>>677249587
hi, do you like my figs?
>>677249702
Yes, thank you.
>tc being swarmed by americans
W H Y
Tinychat has officially jumped the shark.
What's good in here, lads?
OMG had SO much to do today lol!!
Crank that yank, Yank.
;-p
Who else hump pillow hair thinking of IDbruh??
>>677249811
please like favourite and subscribe
>>677250016
i'm so sorry for your parents.
>>677250164
it's okay, I have 2 brothers. they might get some kids one day to carry on the bloodline
>>677236365
fuck you you sheep shagging piece of shit
>>677250016
Model paints?
Aside from the 'painting' your waifu receives what do you use them on?
R I T A N O N
>>677250301
why does your cow have a harness?
>>677250506
I use them for CRUSHING HERETICS
>>677250520
we tether her on our lawn so we don't have to mow
>>677250520
so it doesn't run away whilst he cucks it
>>677250506
Fuck yeah you tasty trap.
Spread those delicious cheeks ya hot fucking sack of shit.
>>677250612
Ah kewl. Im shit at the painting so stick to aircraft n shit. Even then its awful.
>>677250520
So it can moooove things.
>>677250612
>>677250301
>>677250016
>>677249702
>>677249462
Hello, we have never experienced such a beta in the nz thread. How old are you and have you ever had sex before?
>>677250777
Sick digits, mate!
How's it going?
>>677250510
Real naughty
Is naughty
Totally naughty
Actually naughty
Naughty
Oh, naughty
Naughty
>>677250836
idk about those guys, but i'm 20 going on 21 and a kissless handholdless virgin
>>677250836
>tfw also collect weeb shit
>>677250839
I didn't even notice! Haha, just chilling and sipping some miso man, yourself? (Is this dunners?)
>>677250932
;)
>>677250955
For a fifty i'll hold your hand, strike off one of the two on your list.
>>677249462
Just cuase KFC shut down and horis cant get their fix any more
>>677250955
I want to smell your armpits.
>>677250979
Does your mum know about this?
Te Puke shithole reporting in
>shit weather disturbs the kiwi fruit picking
>>677250836
I'm 21, rent my house from BNZ and work 6 days a week and have never had a gf before
and I have no friends ):
>>677250979
cute!
>>677251043
where r u from m8
>>677236839
>>677251105
Indian.
>>677251020
is that 50 dollars or a 50bag?
>>677251046
sure come smell them, they smell faintly of deodorant atm
>>677251261
>nope
deutsch
>>677250986
Yeah mate! Sippin' on that tea, you know how it is.
What you been up to?
>>677251311
>sure come smell them, they smell faintly of deodorant atm
Post pics of yourself.
>>677251088
yes, she thinks it's good hat I idgaf about peoples perception and do what i want.
>>677251115
gudetama is best
>>677251349
>tfw no one will ever want to smell your armpits ironically or otherwise
>>677251311
50 of your favourite cartoon toys for all i care
>>677250986
Hey Rita, it's theguy. Watched this movie you might like called Picnic At Hanging Rock. About some aussie boarding school girls who go on a picnic and disappear in 1900.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWqCHKtKPKI
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>>677251349
not posting them on here m8
>>677251500
how about i give you 50 matches to hold my hand?
>>677251469
I might want to.
Tell me more about yourself, handsome.
:-)
>>677251222
>>677251640
>>677251685
>handsome
no im fat, no one wants to
>>677251334
Mah nigga! I've been good man, just chilling with friends and shit. It's my mums birthday tomorrow! Haha. I would come on here more often but my brother takes the laptop every night now. What have you been upto man?
>>677251501
Hey man! Haha i'll check that one out too! I'm currently watching pineapple express for the 100th time hhahaha.
>>677251750
Lose weight then.
someone get on nz tc and get their top off plz i wanna see some man titties
why do i always see nz threads and not other countries
>>677251819
Thought you might like it because there's lots of skinny schoolgirls being cute in it.
Who here's been to the Beach Hop in Whanga?
Heard that there's a SuperBird rolling around with a hemi and everything?
I won't believe it till I see it.
>>677251942
Calm down, Scotty
>>677251883
food is too delicious cunt
>>677251992
i was going to, but it was rainying and shit so i cbf
>>677252039
no i think that's jenga
>>677251987
>>677251987
STOP POSTING ME CUNT
>>677251980
Yeah, you know me well. Definitely checking it out now, thanks man!
>>677251819
Good to hear, mate! You gonna have a mean as party?
Nah, it's all g. Try and stay away, for gods sake! Not much, man. Just the usual
>>677252039
>>677252097
nah its scotty I want to see some male mudes no one came through on the dicks
>>677252421
i would've posted stats if someone else did
>>677252323
Just gonna have a few mates come around and drink, may go to the beach with my mate tomorrow if it's sunny! Hahaha, I can't stay away from you guys for too long man, I get bored!!
>>677252483
giv stats now, you're anon
>>677252579
shrug
5in, dunno what the girth is bc can't measure bc no measuring tape, but have been told it's pretty thick. just looks average to me but whatevs
>>677252711
thickness in comparison to coke can
>>677252519
Is it likely to be sunny? There's some big storm up your way, isn't there?
Don't forget, you're here forever!
>>677252943
how am i supposed to compare that? i ain't posting pics, also don't have any coke cans
>>677253025
I'm not sure to be honest man. It was sunny today with a hint of rain. Google says it should be 25 degrees and partly cloudy!
>>677253369
Fuck, sounds like a minter of a day then!
>>677253154
youre not giving me anything to go on, compare it to something common
>>677253680
Hope so! I should be looking for a job though, hahahaha.
>>677253767
a whiteboard marker for example
Nelson green anyone?
why so many south island cunts
>>677253802
Nah, being a loser on here with us is way easier.
You really should though. Run far away from this place. You can still make it!
>>677254023
'cause we out here tonight.
>>677253831
its as thick as one? thats thin af
>>677254023
we're all losers
>>677253831
>>677253767
way thicker than a whiteboard marker, thinner than a coke can
idfk what you want me to say tbh
>>677248119
fairfield
>>677254245
Nah man, you guys are my boys I can't leave!
>>677254411
still a lot of wiggle room man just go buy a measuring tape
>>677254768
Ayy! DAS MA BOIS
>>677254916
next time i've got a boner i'll do the string measure method and let you know
far north fag here, going to go kill myself in my dreams
take care bros n scros
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
Anyone down to fuck in Tauranga (I'm male)
>>677250005
Pillow hair?
welly bro reporting in. bored shitless since no longer have any nug hookups :/ and dont really know anyone in welly since i moved here to ask for nug ;___;
good night sweet nz, see you all tomorrow night.
>>677255601
Yes
>>677256596
G'night, kiwi. Sleep tight.
>>677250005
a-are you a grill??
Too busy fucking to be in this thread. Hi and bye kiwibros
>>677232371
Timaru checking in kek
>>677257052
'sup, g? I'm just down the road
>>677243912
Feilding bro
What's happening in the bay
>>677236677
Where abouts????
There any glory holes in the tron?
>>677257768
Legacy?
>>677258036
Explain?
best way to get a date while being a shut in go
>>677259007
Invite him/her round for movies and takeaways.
Maybe a sesh or a few beers.
>>677259099
nah i meant get dates in the first place
>>677259218
>>677259007
tinder
245 and counting. Can we three hundy it from here?
Hauraki Plains anon signing in.
>>677259905
Speed well, Twingo.
We ded now?
sup niggers
I feel like I'm the only one here who has nothing to do on a saturday night
>>677261866
Nah, I'm here with you, mate
>>677261902
make it three of us
>>677262325
>>677261902
>>677261866
it's now a foursome
>>677262325
We out here, boys. Up to?
Uwutm8?
nite
4chan nzg orgy when
so what are you guys upto tonight other than channing it?
>>677263022
When Jenga is off work, oi
>>677263123
Nought. Channing is a full-time thing.
Heyy could I get in there ?
>>677263123
dwelling in self loathing and depression
>>677263123
I agree with >>677263391
plus being drunk as fuck and celebrating my birthday
>>677232371
why the fuck is there always a NZ thread but never an AUS thread. our population is like 6 times larger...
>>677263640
There's heaps of Aus threads, oi. Are you even looking?
< 5 > She cheated on me.. /b is going to enjoy this http://www31.zippyshare.com/v/u0J4tUVO/file.html Will be removed in 15 minutes.
>>677263741
i dont ever browse on the catalog
>>677263795
You're not using this shitty image board properly then
>>677263861
i just prefer clicking PageDown because im lazy
>>677263534
>my birthday
hp
>>677263970
hb* fuck
>>677263970
>>677264028
ty man one year closer to death
>>677263534
may be this year you will loose your virginity
>>677264181
>tfw not virgin
>>677265060
>>677265231
Germanfag here. Be honest, do you hate German backpackers in your country or are they okay?
>>677265426
>>677265231
saved. love this pic. thanks
>>677265519
>>677265725
Chur, bro! Here's the other one. Not so bueno though.
>>677265941
>>677265970
>>677265990
Was waiting for your assistance. Shot, g.
>>677265502
Usually pretty popular, cept for that one cunt who got murdered or raped or something
>>677266040
assistance with what exactly
>>677266079
Ok ty
>>677266118
Boosting the thread to the bump limit, ow
Three hundy, ow. G'night, kiwis.
i aint done yet
>>677266471
Riding this thread into the sunset, what a sick cunt
>>677266562
you know it
>>677266608
Right here with you, senpai
>tfw you will never blast across Nairobi
>>677266811
not with that attitude you won't
>>677266811
>or Dakar
ok now i'm done
>>677249702
Yeah man where'd you get
>>677266956
G'night, mate.
>>677267103
not leaving thread, just cbf posting anymore
>>677267164
It's only got a couple minutes left anyway
will see the thread to it's bitter demise
>>677267312
Rip in pip
Ayy, 4chan is back to normal!