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ask me shit
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>>677219318
Marry me
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spit or swallow?
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did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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How did you know to timestamp and tits?
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post pussy?
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>>677219318
Can I SUCK on ur breast if i let u put make up on me and peg me
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>>677219318
Hey I got that phone, that's the Avant if i'm correct, you planning on getting the new Galaxy S7?
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Where do you live?
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Sharpie in pooper
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>>677219318
Shit?
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>>677219318
Can you show us your asshole?
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>>677219318
show me ur pussy
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Nice tits BTW
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>>677220603
bumping for this
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>>677219941
what's in it 4 me

>>677220242
swallow, but if the guy is cool with me spitting it back into their mouth, that's iiight

>>677220341
pls

>>677220502
moot told me to

>>677220660
post face first
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How many dicks have you taken?
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>>677219318
Show me moar tits with time stamp
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>>677219318

sup
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Post feet pics?
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Want to see my cock?
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OP what do you think of this picture? Also, can you stump the ttump?
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whats your snapchat?
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>>677219318
Play with pussy on camera
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>>677219318
Snapchat kik?
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how much to watch me jerk off on skype?
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>>677221075
add me on skype sexy
>gstoka
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>>677219318

If you could interfere in one major historical event what would it be and what would you do?

>Hard mode: No WW2
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You play vidya?
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post ur kik or show ur ass pls
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>>677219318
Tits?
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Why when I post am I anonymous?
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>>677219318
How old are you OP?
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Show us your asshole spread.
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>>677219318
How old ARE you?
>Being serious
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What do you do for employment? I'm in the Air Force
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How do you feel about gimmicky restaurants i.e. only mac n cheese or grilled cheese and tomato soup etc?
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>>677219318
can i add you on skype for a casual joi?
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>>677219318
Will thee produce some ass with sharpie in pooper? Also time stamped
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Want me to take a pic of what I'm about to leave in my toilet and post it here?

Drinking tea atm.
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>>677219318
Hows about a real video that isnt gifpal with sound
and a sign that says /b/ 04/02/16(Sat) <time>
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>>677221843
Go back to work A1C Faggot.
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>>677219318
Are we going to fast for you OP?
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How do you like my 2s?
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>>677219318
show ass or gtfo
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>>677221079
I don't think you'll like my answer

>>677221186
how you doing anon

>>677221199
k

>>677221269
sure

>>677221301
pls not that picture
NO.

>>677221378
kek

>>677221554
lemme think
I like that one

>>677221609
I'm a shitty casual

>>677221744
24 son

>>677221943
depends on their names
it's all about how you sell it

>>677222084
yes pls
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>>677222153

4 yrs in brah
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>>677219318
Submissive or dominant?
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you have nice tits

also is that phone any good? i need to upgrade mine soon

also show us dat ass
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Ok, this must be bullshit.

Bye, faggot ass OP.
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>>677219318
damn

homegirl just changed the game
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if i post my snapchat will u add me so i can send u dick pics?
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>>677222336
are you slut???
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>>677222353
Go back to work Sra Faggot
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Can we see ur ass sexy?
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>>677219318
OP, do you love me the way i am?
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>>677222336
24?
Awww you're just a baby
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>>677222336
does your pussy juice smell??
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how does it feel to be a disappointment to your parents?
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>>677219318
you like sucking dick?
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Take a picture of your fingers on your nipple
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>>677222523
SrA*
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If Dubs you have to show asshole
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>>677222336
Dont like your answer ? Why ?
Are you virgin or lesbian ?
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Why you here?
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>>677222336
>24

Huh,i was expecting younger..
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>>677219318
what state?
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>>677222868
Nah, those tits could pass for a mom
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>>677222914
She's in Aus or some shit. You faggots have states there?
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>>677223057
>12:24 AM April 2
>Australia
Are you African?
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hey, you're cute and stuff. thanks based femanon for being cool. 10/10. fapped.
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needs more shark tits.
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>>677222336
I see you on /soc/ every now and then.

I want you to know you are responsible for the death of billions of trillions of sperm. From me alone. Love your ass btw.
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>>677222336
If you seen my diamond hard dick you'd most likely show me your pooper
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>>677219318
OP just stop using gifpal it would make the world a better place
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>>677222336
Moar? ;)
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>>677223142
Oh, I only glanced at it, thought it said PM.
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>>677223142
No,I'm Ameican
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>>677223265
Ye bb
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>>677222336

fav place for a dude to cum?
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>>677223265

Stop biting your fucking nails and put some lotion on your dick you uncut nigger
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>>677223142
East coast north America, I'm assuming
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Would you fuck cuck moot?
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OK faggots, if "she's" not making custom timstamps or actual requests then this must be some faggot reposting someone else's pics.

Proof OP? Timestamp my name... whatever he fuck it is.
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I'll be back tomorrow and I will do proper timestamps. peace

>>677222176
yea, do at least 36 hours

>>677222298
post urs faggot

>>677222358
mostly dominant. don't mind being submissive to the right guy

>>677222393
this phone is garbage, don't get it

>>677222440
god blez

>>677222509
I'll let you answer that one

>>677222595
just get a penis enhancement and I'll luv u with all ur flaws

>>677222598
I'm wrinkly and disgusting

>>677222622
like dying goldfish

>>677222629
at least my dad likes how my pussy came out
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>>677223659
Its anon again
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Can you rub your pussy on camera?
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>>677223659
>custom timestamp literally in OP image
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>>677223678

I cummed to this picture..
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>>677223678
R O A S T
O
A
S
T
those flaps are at least 4 inches apart damn
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>>677223678
would fuck
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>>677223880
Great, when it's 12:34 AM central, mountain and pacific time I'll come troll you fucking faggots.
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>>677224017
are you retarded? she's spreading it out and it's still not as wide as a cock
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>>677223392
Anyone wanna help me off?
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do you have a nice ass, if not gtfo.

if yes, hmu gurl.
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>>677223678
amazing
>10/10 would sex
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>>677224166
Did you even look at the fucking time of her post, retard?

It was 12:40, six minutes after 12:34. She's either in the East coast or somewhere in canada
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>>677224193
if you can't see that salami slices are further apart than a downer's eyes you need a checkup
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>>677224216
>making a "cup" under his dick with his hand to make it look thicker.
Top fucking kek
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>>677224246
proof?
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>>677224363
Obviously you never seen a pussy up close so I'm going to stop responding to you.
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>>677224216
Why does your dick look like Frankenstein?
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>>677222336
OP I know you.. You just posted a story on snap...
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>>677224564
we're on 4chan, neither of us have ever gotten a whiff of any sort of pussy other than that of the four legged kind
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>>677224343
That's all fine and dandy, but OP left as soon as I asked for a real timestamp with a name from this thread, not generic shit from some old thread that people already asked for.
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>>677223678
id jackhammer the shit out of you for fucking hours
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>>677219318
Part of me wants to go to bed right naow OP
Post a reason why i should stay up later
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>>677225056
speak for yourself. some of us aren't completely socially inept losers
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>>677225174
Seriously anon i second this, this isn't the old 4chan. Ive had so much model type pussy that if a girl isn't just right she isn't getting any
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this is a good thread
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>>677225610
Model type pussy
kek
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>>677219318
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>>677225174
don't even try to meme about it none of us ever have or ever will get a taste of that roastie, no matter how loose it is
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what is this new fucking look on 4chan? Fucking pisses me off
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Also, how do magnets work? Like honestly im fucking confused to how the fuck they work
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>>677226292
april fools nigger
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>>677226416
I hope they fucking die
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>>677226416
Uneducated nigger
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>>677226436
ty god :,))))
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>>677226436
April Fools is over in 3/4 of the world anon
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>>677226588
It's not. It's going to unfortunately stay this way.
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>>677226678
FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
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nigga
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>>677226807
>Chick*
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Anddddd good night everyone
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Return op
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>>677219318
Shit?
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Test
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>>677219318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLDNuw6zol8
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