Just caught a mouse /b/. Satanic trips decides what I do with him.
eat it
Nobody is going to get satanic trips you fuckwit.
let him go
Poop on him
>>677214078
send him to infinite and beyond
it means space programm
quads get
firecracker
Please take him outside and let him free
>>677214358
rell
In the anus
Name him Murphy and build him a mansion by hand.
Cook on a stick and eat
Well
Cut off the peen
Watch Good Times with him
Up ur ass
cover it in peanut butter
Fuck him
Someone roll for this
put ur dick in it OP
make it lick your asshole and then you return the favor and lick its asshole
Feed it a saltine cracker and release outside
>>677214700
chek'd
>>677214788
reroll
>>677214788
chek'd
spend a nice day together and then set it free
release outside
set on fire
Get him off the glue with soap and warm water, very gently to not hurt him, then free him
lets see it inside out
>>677214305
>>677214447
>>677214819
>>677215030
You're all faggots, possible samefag
>>677215138
this
>>677214078
eat it like the nigger you are
Set it free
>>677215138
roll
Get drunk with it and tell it all your deepest darkest secrets as it snacks on some cheese or peanut butter, then let it loose and make sure it knows to be back the same time next week.
>>677214078
Let him go. Then recapture him just as he thinks he's safe. Tie his legs together with string and place him by an ant colony.
>>677215238
#edgy
preform a ritual with its bones
make an isis execution video
Free him
Let it go
>>677215317
yes
Take big poo poo and then smear big poo poo on small dumb dead mouse
Up the pooper.
Free him!
rip it apart with your bare hands
Let it free u edgy faggot
put up butthole then shit it out.
You misunderstand OP the tenth rule of Satanism says: Do not kill non-human animals, unless provoked or for a food source.
>>677214078
snippy v2
Let my people go you varmint
>>677215363
>>677214305
>>677214447
>>677214819
>>677215030
>>677215082
>>677215254
>>677215309
Sure okay, let the mouse go so he can come invade hy house again. Fuck off.
so, eat it.
>>677215527
This
Let it go faggot, then an hero
>>677215553
re roll im 666 plx
Release it and don't harm it or any other mice
>>677214153
oh really?
Give it to you mom XD
Let it go, an hero
>>677215633
RE ROLLING OMG
>>677214078
Flip him inside out
>>677215138
reroll
>>677215600
Release him a ways away from your house
>>677214078
Perform a dissection of the mouse
>>677215030
Re-roll
Snippy episode 3
>>677215667
Fuck
>>677215667
where the fuck is >>677215666
>>677215656
re-roll
Cum on its back, then set it free.
>>677215667
so close!
>>677215317
Reroll. This is the best option. Also, video the whole thing.
Fry and eat
Mr. Slave that shit nigger
>>677215667
FUCK
>>677215656
Fuck!
Let mouse go
give him a gentle kiss and let him be free
blend with drank then freeze into a dildo then shove up the pooper
Eat him
cum on it, then burn
make it a toga out of kleenex
Tie a very long string around its back feet, then take it outside and whirl it around by the loose end of the string. Swing it until it's goin' super fast, then let go and send it sailing into the distance- screaming "Fare you well, wherever you fare!" as it flies away.
welcome it with open arms by burning the mouse at the stake.
>>677214078
clearly purchase some helium balloons and send that fucker to space
>/b/ space program
>>677214078
Let the rodent go
>>677215931
roll
eat it
>>677214078
Give him food, befriend mouse and become life long mates.
Put that filthy little beast in the freezer then go bk and look an hr later, the eyes freeze white as snow dude.
>>677215317
Last roll then I'm done with this shit.
>>677215981
This
>>677214078
boil the little bastard alive and post the video
Microwave
burn at stake with toga on mouse
>>677215931
rolll
Sprinkler (the firework) up the proper then cherry bomb
Allahu akbar mouse
Imagine if you were in his place, just trying to find someplace warm to go or some food and then got stuck in something you can't break free from.
Free him. Carefully get him off of the glue with warm water and soap, then release him outside a ways away from your house.
>>677216094
This
Bro out with mouse and make him your beloved pet
>>677215317
Rollin for this
how do i get a name
microwave till explosion
Kut it's Ed off
>>677216071
I actually like this idea, rolling for this
natas!
/b/ space program. We will make NASA envious.
>>677216071
Re roll
>>677214078
Let it watch you kill yourself you dumb degenerate faggot.
>>677216170
use vegetable oil I think it is.
>>677216216
rolling
Look up your old school photos and make clothes for the hamster that is simulare to someone you didn't like then take a copy of the photo and send it to them with the clothed Hamster
Rolling for space program, use one of those big fireworks instead of balloons, make that fucker do a Krillin impression.
Stick a q tip up its butt and parade it around the house.
Space program. Build him a rocket and tie balloons on it.
Space. Program.
>>677215981
This
stick a firework inside it, then throw into neighbours garden
>>677216170
Fuck you you pathetic cunt. Sling the mouse OP, life is hell, release the poor critter.
Teach him how to read
>>677216287
Re rolling
to space with firework rockets.
Make it a parachute then tape it to some firework rockets.
Name him Rodrigo
>>677214078
eat it?
space program
Microwave 30:00 minutes.
SPACE PROGRAM FAG
>>677216538
Now?
Op better deliver
>Unglue that bitch
>buy a pair of birthday baloons
>knot him to baloons
>????????????
>PROFIT!
>>677216384
reroll
Hey, OP and /b/. I think it's time we revisit the past.
I came up from Hell to ask, do you run a space program?
You better start now.
spaace
>>677214078
should probably poop on it
Duct tape its limbs to its body and leave it outside
Raise him like your own
>>677214078
Make him a little house with a place to sleep, some stuff to play with and food & water. Keep him as a pet, little mouse buddy
Space!
shitttt space
make it bite your dick
yeah poop on it
>>677216623
Give me liberty or give me death
Space program! Give great glory to /b/ and mouse family by giving Cosmonaut mouse chance to live among the stars.
>>677214772
I've seen a mouse have it's dick cut off
you know what I haven't seen? one of those bitches pop in a microwave
Microwave it for 6:66 (7:06)
>>677216287
Re rullz
Free
>>677216667
fuck
Burst it
>>677216667
So close
>>677214078
swallow it whole. let it claw out your insides.
>>677216769
rolll
>>677216667
Does this count?
fuk it
>>677216667
Satan trolled you nigger because you aren't Satan
>>677216071
this
>>677216805
that is metal
>>677216667
AAAAAAA
mouse in pooper
Gently pick up and help outside. Let it free somewhere safe.
Blood eagle.
>>677214078
Smoothie
>>677216667
So fucking close
let him go, man
Dress him up as jesus n let him go
Put it in a glass of water and watch it struggle
make a hole and fuck it in the ass
>>677215667
god fucking damnit
eat it. You are a hunter now.
train him to do circus tricks
>>677214078
Take a video of you eating it alive then post it here
open up its belly and show its internal anatomy
>>677216667
ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL ROLL
>>677217186
This
Rub it sexually
microwave for 10 minutes
Fuck I want it to be set free but at the same time the damn PSG intro track "Fly Away" is stuck in my head...
>>677216667
FUUUUUU
Put it in a balloon filled w helium and let him float around your house with update pics
>>677217305
roll for this
So many cucks want to let him go.
You know the space program is the only true choice.
Microwave it on stream until it explodes
Free him
>>677217184
reroll
>>677214078
I'll give you some norm trips if you leave him alone?
>>677217269
roll
>>677217223
fuq
>>677217359
space bro <3
Give him some cheese and let him go
>>677217380
rolling
>>677217380
Roll
Send him to space
>>677214078
you should use the method with a box propped up and a string tied around the prop and bait under it...
what is that called??
anyway, once i caught like 6 mice that way, put them all in a tank.
they killed one inside a glass ball i had in there andkept sleeping in there on his body.
i stopped feeling like they were animals and more like cock roaches
so when they were all sleeping in their dead mouse, piss, and shit filled glass ball, i duct taped the opening
and threw the glass vermin grenade into my maintenance mans window.
vermin grenade.
put it in a tube sock, then sling it out of sight
>>677214078
set him free and kill yourself
FREE HIM!!
set him free
Swallow whole
>>677217305
Roll
>>677217444
WINRAR
MICROWAVE FOR 6:66
Clean it, then roast it on a spit
>>677214078
let it go asshole
RATO SPACE PROGRAM NOW
Space program is the only choice
Shove it in your anus
>>677216979
reroll
Let it free.
ɪᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ sᴀʏs.
sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍ.
>>677214078
Put in blender, add fruit, make smoothie.
>>677217444
WINRAR
>>677217305
x1000 this
Space program... use fireworks instead of balloons let it go on a blaze of glory
BTW satanic trips get
>>677217305
this
Let him go
>>677214078
Mail him to me. I will care for him and post pictures daily.
free himmmm
I want to send it to space. In a rocket ship made of firework rockets. We will give it a 21 gun salute. First mouse to moon.
>>677217639
Reroll
To space
>>677217612
>677217612
re roll
>>677217581
Check em
>>677214078
cum on it
QUADS, CHECK 'EM!
Get a big RC plane.
Glue the mouse and explosives to plane.
Aaaand boom! Instant Jihadist Mouse
>>677217664
>>677217667
Mother fucking ass.
Eat it
>>677217444
Wiiiiiiiin
Tie it to some balloons and let him go
Gut it and use as pocket pussy
>>677217667
So close to satanic trips it hurts
OP HERE I WILL MAKE ANOTHER THREAD YES THE MOUSE IS STILL ALIVE TRIPS NAMES HIM SATANIC TRIPS DECIDES HIS FATE NEW THEAD COMING UP SOON
>>677217696
lmao even micheal jordan approves of /b/'s space program
>>677217380
Duck roll
Check em
This should appease both parties
>build trebuchet
>put trebuchet in local field
>tie a piece of cheese to the mouses foot
>aim for high grass area
>test trebuchet, check landing area for rocks
>launch mouse in trebuchet
Now the mouse knows not to come back, doesn't starve, and has a new home.
>>677214078
create prosthetic legs for the legs you must break to get him out, document his progress.
>>677215981
reroll
SEND IT TO MARS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>677217825
>>677217667
Obvious newfag
>>677217825
eyyy trips in space but not satanic
i want his name to be Rodrigo
set him free
>>677217934
Kek. ROLL
>>677217932
Rick roll
Set the fuckhead on fire
Then cum on it to quell the flames
>>677217890
No1 is gonna get satan trips u daft cunt
Name him Gregory
>>677218128
Pillsbury dough rolls
>>677217934
but mouse will not go to space. I disagree.
>>677214078
Years ago I had the unpleasant experience of stepping on a small mouse until his guts squished out under my naked heal. Yes...I will never forget that tragic day I had to peal what was left out of the carpet, gagging the entire time. Poor little creature. He deserved better. Poison...or a small cheese mouse-trap.
>>677218026
Didn't see it was satanic trips fuck off
just let him go
>>677218228
or maybe being squashed by my large dick
Let it gooo! Let it goooo! Let it goooo!
Free the poor guy
>>677218128
Re roll
Mouse Applied Space Annexation (Masa)
4Chan Space Program: Sputnik 2
space program 2.0!
kiss him
Good sexual opportunity, stick your dick in it OP
MASA Sputnik 2.0
4Chan Space Program!
Launch Apollo 13: The Mousening
Freeeee
>>677218410
Rrrrrrrrrrollllllllll
Space program
>>677218474
it'd be 3.0, a guy did a hummingbird a few weeks back
Gently release the mouse and then stab yourself in the neck over and over with those scissors you posted until you die
>>677217669
Rolling for this. Record it too.
Free himmm
Bite off head and stick penis in the hole
Make a song from its squeaks post results
>>677218435
>>677218460
need I say more.
HAIL PEPE
SPACE PROGRAM
Set him free outside, but not before giving him a gentle pat on the head and looking him deep in his eyes with the kindest look possible and saying "I apologize for being a faggot, for I am OP"
>>677214078
Name it Hitler and cook it in oven.
>>677214078
Let him live
>>677218666
Winrar
need i say more.
space
>>677218666
WEW LAD
Release maus and put your balls on the glue trap
>>677218666
WINRAR!!!!
>>677218666
WINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNER
>>677218666
Nigga
>>677218666 winrar
free himm
Free
