Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Insult other waifus
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>677192615
Is that a bet?
>>677193363
Hehe~
>Gets off Megumin
Go ahead~
>>677193582
Goodnight Emi! Sleep well
boy
>>677193844
Fuck off Mai!
>>677193935
>touch the cow
>do it now
Touch
claiming
>>677193363
Depends on the job, of course.
I'm sure hugging isn't the limits of my capabilities! :>
But it's the least I can do.
>>677193844
hellooooo everyone
>>677193844
>Homu-chan claimed.
>Dubs checked.
Alahu Javakbar?
Claimed.
>>677192615
If only it were so easy.
I acted like a real scumbag, and they're aware of what had happened.
I just know that they'll probably look down on me, and it pisses me off.
>>677192763
That was my plan, but I joined a band, and never got around to learning the guitar.
The band broke up, and I just don't have the interest to learn another instrument.
>I'd probably learn to play the trumpet at this point.
>>677192963
Most use it to get into guitar.
I just got good at bass and never moved past it.
Gamindustri best Cosplay girl claimed.
>>677192587
>>677193952
>continuously stares and frowns
Hhmmmmm....
>>677192615
Nice!
>giggles
I like when you play with my hair <3
Hehe~
>>677193144
A-ahh...
N-no Teto don't say these things...
>presses my hands against my cheeks and blushes even more
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068VDRlyW_A
Claimed!
>>677193781
I'll be 20 this month, born in '96, so I don't exactly remember the 90's
>Sameji in the house
Claim. So how was everyone's last poop?
Mine had corn in it, but came out okay.
>>677194194
it was nice
>>677194105
the same happened to me, but i played drums with my band, it sucks 'cause i really love playing drums as much as bass
Ayy
>>677193582
Bye Emi
Sleep well!
>>677193628
I was just having a shitty day.
>>677193620
Hi Stocking!
You're way cuter, you know...
>hugs back
>>677193629
I was pretty bad, but I feel great now!
>claimed
>Best goth waifu claimed
>No pain no gain
>>677193952
Heh, it can be
You could never seduce me
>>677193996
>mfw Mugi ignores me last thread
>>677194105
I'm sure they won't!
Just prove to them that you're different now, everyone deserves a chance for redemption
Especially if they've been through such a rough time!
>>677194117
>smiles and stares at her
Hehe~
It's so soft!
>>677194370
No no!
I couldn't take your crown!
>tight hugs
>>677194149
I'm 18. Your parents didn't shove all this shit down your throat? My Dad has a huge man crush on Kurt. Not bigger than mine obviously but close.
>>677194083
Hellooo Kagami
>>677194194
Quick since I was pressed for time.
>Best idol claimed
Ain't no-one touch me an my masta.
>>677193844
manditory uta claim
lurk is love
lurk is fuck that meme
>>677194117
Hmmmm?
>>677194121
A cute!
>see >>677193952
>>677194194
My most recent shits have been constipation so yeah pretty crappy
>>677194520
You sure? I'll be trying my best from now on~
Fuck I can't delete the thread because of the damn layout.
>>677194064
Cows like to be touched.
>>677194370
Well at least you're feeling better now, had any milk yet today?
>>677194194
I've read 2 chapters of Brisingr during it. I like to call it cultural poop.
>>677194696
hello best idol! how are you doing?
>>677194520
>Mugi notices you
>>677193952
>Looks over you suspiciously and slowly walks over to you, pulling you in for a hug.
You're up to something..
>Quickly moves behind you and holds your arms behind your back
>>677194079
>Glances around and nods
That's true.. but what do you think would help me get distracted easiest?
>>677194370
That's great to hear, hopefully it'll stay that way too! :)
>>677194194
A skin diver
>>677194776
Eat more fiber and less cheese
>>677194802
Touch
>>677194194
>>677194572
Not bad, no corn in it
Nope, religious parents, according to my dad the beetles are satanic, soooo
>>677194149
I wouldn't know what to say.
You see a lot of it in nostalgia threads, and it's not hard to get a good overview of the times videogames or music.
At the same time both areas are expansive enough it's hard to pick out individual things to talk about.
On the whole it was kinda shit since you either had no Internet, it was super slow or super primitive.
It wasn't much different apart from fashion (le ebin neon colors and bad hair) and the fact mobile phones didn't really exist.
Also no muslim terrorists and shit, but there was Chernobyl and the Cold War.
>>677194776
Give me your worst!
I dare you hehe~
>>677194864
Only because you have to :c
>>677194520
T-thanks <3
>giggles
But these are softer!
>presses boobs against hers
Hehe~~
>>677194776
>gazes between Prinz and Stocking and gives an angry look at Prinz
>>677194304
Details, Mugi.
>?/10
>>677194696
I'm sorry, hope you had time to wipe properly.
>2/10
>>677194776
Stress or poor diet? Constipation sucks.
>1.5/10
>>677194843
Excellent productivity skills.
>8/10
Ayyyyyy
Nonon claimed!
Claiming
>>677193844
i had a waifu for awhile
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>677195426
What is she from anon?
How do I deal with the crushing fact that my 2D waifu can, and never will be real?
>>677195021
Its actually true that cows like being petted, talked to, and treated nice in general.
>>677195032
>according to my dad the Beatles were satanic
And I thought my parents were crazy for not letting me play M rated games till I was 16...
>>677194843
From the Eargon series? Holy nostalgia batman, I loved those
>>677194871
Explosions!
Figuring out the second easiest.. could be more difficult.
>keeps getting closer to your face
>>677194520
>I couldn't take your crown!
>uses that picture
You're adorable!
>hugs
>>677194802
Of course!
>>677194871
I do too...
>I normally get happier the later it is
>it's only like 8:30 pm
>>677195489
Fuck you, I was going to claim Mei.
>>677194117
>that picture
>I must keep my nerve
No, no~
>steps close
Come on~
Let me see you~
>>677195562
By having fun?
>>677195562
you don't
>>677195032
O fuk [exit Hamlet]
That really blows. Oh well, you've got so much great music to discover then, how exciting!
>>677195021
I don't know what that means. Sounds... bad? Also don't eat to much fiber or your insides will feel like they're exploding.
>>677195317
A-ahh!
W-woah Noire...
>blushes and looks down
>wraps arms around her waist
>>677195655
Oh come now
All of your pics are so adorable!
>more hugs
>>677194856
Surprisingly pretty good today, thanks for asking. How about you?
>>677195344
Had to do it fast but got the job done.
>Wasn't even late
>>677195548
Kill la Kill
>>677195576
Don't all animals?
>>677195671
I'm sure Fran can find a way for you to share...
>>677195021
>tfw I eat a fiber bar every day
>tfw I don't eat cheese
Fuck my life man
>>677195032
>the beetles are satanic
What?
>>677195258
Just you wait, check your PMs soon~
>>677195317
Don't worry! You'll get it soon too~
>>677195344
Idk man
>Rating our shits
Nice
>>677195426
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>677195489
Boy are you a lolicon?
>>677195562
You buy an oculus rift or a htc vive. Instantly your waifu is in your face
>>677194871
No I'm not~
>hugs Megumin tightly
>>677194789
Look on the bright side.
People will actually patron your thread this time.
>>677195810
good to hear! my day was ok, nothing special
>>677195820
Only mammals.
You'll spook a spider with petting and talking.
>>677195258
Nonsense! ;)
>>677195344
Like one of the ones where you sit and you don't have to pop a vein just to get it out
Clean on the wipe too
>>677195820
Thanks
>>677195562
She is in your heart anon.
Claimorino
>>677195548
Kill la Kill!
>>677195562
Well, there's really nothing to do about it. So just don't think too much of it, I guess
>>677195872
Hehe~
I look forward to it
Good luck!
>>677195995
A-ahh!
Mugi you're such a cute
>>677195629
Of course!! However maybe I should rely on something I can do more than once a day..
>Gets closer to your face as well
>>677195655
Well that's a good sign right? Are you free for the rest of the day because if you are it looks like it'll only get better ^-^
>>677195872
>Slowly loosens my grip over you and lets go of your arms, sliding my hands up the sides of your body
I guess we'll see about that..
>>677194194
DAMNIT SHES MINE
(shitting rn btw)
>>677195216
Yea, thanks to hating everyone my age and having a cousin who grew up in the 90's I've got a decent idea
>BUT NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THE MUSIC
>>677195589
Heh, yea, strict parents following a strict religion equals strict upbringing
>>677195788
Indeed, got the 60's-80's down and 2000's on, but no 90s :s
>>677195872
Look up seventh day adventism, basically all music that doesn't explicitly praise god is evil
>>677195973
My bearded dragons like being petted
>>677196186
no stocking a qt!
>>677196116
Thanks again.
>>677195788
You know the poops where you sit down and it immediately slides out and coils at the bottom and then you have to wipe your ass really well?
I mean that
Eating some fiber, or at least less grains and dairy, should help that constipation clear right up
>>677195973
Yeah, I suppose. I'll just have to love spiders from a distance then. I always wanted a pet tarantula.
>>677196260
Mine were strict, but not as strict as yours it seems
>>677195793
Y-You can't prove that!
>blushes
>>677195995
kek'd hard
>>677196191
I'll be here until I need to sleep.
>>677195973
Sneks like pats
>>677195655
Good, a glass of milk a day is good for your health! And I'm not just saying that because I have a cowgirl for a waifu.
>>677195820
Yeah pretty much now that I think about it, most people don't think about it though they just see an animal besides common house pets and see either a food source or something scary and not that they could pet it.
>>677196116
God tier anime
>>677196186
Thanks, but I won't need it!
>winks
>>677196191
>looks at Megumin in the eyes
I guess we will~
>>677196260
What the fuck is this lmao I'll keep you in my prayers
>>677195969
Glad to hear it wasn't terrible at least.
>>677195995
No wipe equals automatic 10/10.
>>677196515
All animals deserve pats! And Fran sure has the arms to pat them all
Except jellyfish, for obvious reasons, and earthworms, because I hate them.
>>677196495
Awesome :)
>>677196599
>Looks back and pulls you in close, holding on to your hips
Fufufu you're quite a handful..
>>677196319
I was kind of late, yeah, gome.
>>677196599
Damn right. I didn't show much interest when I first started it, then realized it was really good and kept watching it episode after episode. Finished it after 2 days, which is a lot for someone like me
>>677196191
>kissu time
>tfw no kissu.gif
I never needed anything this lewd before
>>677196495
They like heat.
>>677196306
Mugi has the cutest pics!
>>677196495
Think you should look at your pics more often hehe~
>>677196216
Well how's it going? And those aren't dubs.
>>677196483
Oh damn I hate those. That's the worst.
>1/10
Claiming the wisest wolfiest waifu
Awoo~
>>677196907
Am I now?
>puts my arms around your hips as well
>>677196910
I finished in about one day, and then bought a T shirt. Worth every penny
>>677197196
wooof, hi holo, how are you?
>>677197179
That's what happens when you eat a bunch of BBQ, worth it though
>>677197196
Awooooooooooooooooooooooo!
So these threads have turned into a 24/7 thing now ?
claim.
>>677196837
I agree!
I can see how you hate earthworms, I wouldn't say I like them but I appreciate what they do because they make the soil better which helps plants grow, and when you're trying to grow plants that's a very good thing.
>>677196483
Believe it or not, mine were less strict than some in that religion
>I could eat (some types of) meat
>I could play non-violent video games
>I could watch some tv
>>677196599
Thank you, but I've distanced myself from that religion and people, it's not healthy
>>677197453
its good for your grass too!!!
>>677197262
I would've finished in 1 day, but I decided against it. Not only I couldn't, but I also wanted it to last a tad bit longer. Most animes I've been watching I finish within 2 - 3 days.
btw got any hugs left?
>>677197196
Awooooooooooooooo~!
>>677197433
Kind of. It's weird to see them happening so often now
>>677197321
Going to bed soon, just taking it easy
Awoo~
>>677196994
>Mwah
I sure haven't gotten anything like this either, I didn't think my ship would get so lewd~
>>677197262
>Pushes my chest against yours and narrows my eyes, looking into yours
You sure are.. But I think I can do something about that..
>>677196994
That too
>>677197097
M-Maybe you should look at yours!
>blushes more
>>677197433
Pretty much.
>>677196515
I always have my milk.
>>677197433
You the real one?
>>677197680
taking it easy is what i do best!!
>>677197433
Not usually, but hey welcome to the threads!
>shimakaze a cute
>>677197555
Good, good. You've been given trips as a reward. Enjoy them
>>677197625
Yeah I understand
>>677197196
Awoo~
>>677197684
Liiike what?
>smiles
>>677197433
Yeah they did a while back.
>>677197623
And good grass is good for cows, better and happier the cows are the better the milk is!
>>677197749
Very good, I should get paid by the milk industry for how much I've done in these threads.
>>677197453
>>677197623
I understand what they do and why it is important, bit I wish for them to do it OVER THERE.
>>677197555
Glad you didn't go crazy!
>>677197899
happy cows are best cows!!!!
>>677197749
Heh
Mutual agreement on both Galko and Stocking being top qt's?
>hug
>>677197684
But is it really?
One more kissu...
And I think it's getting a little warm here, yes?
But by anime standards we didn't do anything wrong and it's not that big of a deal irl either.
>sweatdrop
>>677198198
hi mugi!!!
>>677197893
>Smirks and pushes you down on the floor, pinning your arms above your head and giggling
I can put you in your place now from here.
>Sits down on your waist and giggles again
>>677198135
You have a point.. B-but still.. I guess I don't mind it.
>>677197893
aww yee
>>677198005
Haha yeah that's what I thought, as long as you're not looking for them, and it hasn't rained recently, you shouldn't have to see them.
>>677198027
I really hope I can raise some cows someday, I'd make them the happiest cows ever!
>>677198198
Goddamn it Mugi stop being so cute!
>>677198288
ayy lmao who this
>>677198376
literally can't
part of my nature ;)
>>677198005
who said I didn't?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8tyehOb5dE
uta san still here
Alright I'mma try to multi task by playing warframe with friends, eat some wings, and chat with yall. So anyone here play warframe? What's your favorite frame if you play? Anyone a Mirage fan?
>>677198198
Oh god catgirl Mugi
I love catgirls
>>677198306
>giggles
>a smirk is appearing on my face
Hehehe~
Do as you want
>>677198492
whoops! its kagami chan
>>677197811
Yeah, the same one.
How are your milk jugs holding ?
>>677198097
Agreed!
>hugs back
>>677198198
Mugi a cute
>>677197899
You should
>I'm a convert
>>677198369
I now just try not to look at them and am generally fine, but when I was 8 I was scared shitless of them. I refused to go outside for a day or so after it rained
>>677198376
I don't think that is possible
>>677198500
Oh shit! It's too late!
this is what /b/ has become
cant make this shit up
imma start spamming old songs, bread is slow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QGPWLY-EM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB1cqc23W2E
numa numa hey
>>677198728
Heh, nah, just feel like I missed out on a lot, and part of me is trying to make up for lost time
>>677198824
>implying /b/ was ever good
Night guys!
>>677198689
I'm doing well.
I'm glad you stopped by, actually.
Yesterday night I was looking back at the first group picture Eu made way back when and I was listing off the people we'd lost along the way.
I'm glad I can take you off that list now
>>677198306
I think they/we would be very cute.
I will try to draw a picture as well.
I have to try.
It will be a good opportunity to practice, but if it's too bad I'll throw it in the trash...
Considering the current athmosphere I don't feel guilty. It will be interesting to see where things go.
<3
>>677198600
I can't tell if you're up to something.. but I'll get it out of you..
>Tugs at the bottom of your shirt and pulls it up off of you, trailing my finger up your stomach, tickling your bare skin
There we go, no more resistance from clothes to stop my attacks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0r0jznFjA8
comme te po'
>>677198712
Nice, welcome to the wonderful world of milk.
>>677198728
That makes sense, I had a bad experience with a spider when I was really young and I've hated them ever since.
>>677199183
A lot of new faces in these threads, remember when that picture was just the one row?
>>677198712
Although your pic is cutest
>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYgOlqinH7A
witch doctor
>>677199182
night frankenberry, sleep tight
>>677199229
Hehe yeah I agree plus it's a fun way to pass the time.
I bet you'll do great <3 I can't wait to see it.
I guess we'll have to see where this goes won't we?
>>677199394
>A lot of new faces in these threads, remember when that picture was just the one row?
I got you covered.
>Mikan-anon/Vigil
>>677198617
kek we all make mistakes :)
>>677199182
g'night
>>677199173
it didnt have waifufags erping circa 07, thats for sure
lol back to /o/ i go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmPFioq1l6o
500 miles
>>677198502
Ha nice song choice.
>>677198550
I used to play it with some friends until we all got bored of it. Never really got that far.
>Favorite Frame and only Frame
Excalibur
>>677193844
>3
gonna kill my wife
half of these "waifus" are children.
how can you marry a child?
>>677199504
oh i remember those days.
wheres eu.
i need him to add uta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UUPawNC5Lg
>>677193844
wifed to pepe
aaaaa
>>677199183
Yeah, ive been busy w exams and vidya.
Been lurking but not posting haha.
Also, FFXIV has taken over my life now.
>>677199182
Gn Fran! Sweet dreams!
>>677199251
Hahahaa~
>blushes
Don't think that I wont do the same to you!
>>677199816
With a good lawyer
>>677199504
Thankfully you're competant about saving pictures where you can find them, pretty sure I saved every version of that picture at least a few times but I'm terrible at organization.
>>677199816
>how can you marry a child?
Ask like half the world and their age of consent laws.
>>677199589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89tgpzE4qkY
yea, they were good
>>677199182
Night Fran
>>677199425
>that filename
>blushes
>>677199394
Milk a best
>>677200056
kek
>>677199481
Hopefully we will have opportunity to explore every.. detail.
>>677199816
By not living in 'murica
>>677194334
I could never get drums.
My Uncle tried teaching me, but it's not my gig.
I like the bass, it's pretty easy, and I think I'm pretty god at it.
>>677194520
I appreciate it Stockinganon.
I'm probably sweating over nothing.
I just don't know how it'll go.
I'm rather hoping they'll mention nothing past my weight loss.
>>677199853
Not too bad.
>>677199504
>in memory of
Miia
CC
Kongou
Taihou
Eu
And many others
Never forget
>>677200104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
Favorite song
>>677200056
You wouldn't dare.
>Giggles and fidgets against your waist, blushing as my fingers slowly trail across your skin. I lean down and get right up against your neck, softly blowing on it before whispering in your ear
Just try to stop me.
>>677200263
Hopefully so.. I'm sure you have something in mind after all..
why did i switch to uta again?
>>677200294
in the aaaaaarrrrrrms of an angel
>>677200465
may i ask where you learned bass from? just kinda curious, also what kinda songs do you play?
>>677200484
>Miia
>CC
>Taihou
>Eu
They come in from time to time. And CC is... well, I promised not to tell.
>>677200484
hey im still alive
i just cant find my usb stick
(google tier images)
>>677200667
My Dad taught me when I was in highschool.
I planned to learn guitar after, for the ladies.
I mostly play metal.
I was in a deathcore band
>shudder
>>677200577
>I'm sure you have something in mind after all.
Someone?
I need no plans for.. specific.. fetishes...!
That would be pretty weird.
>>677200976
lol its fine, i was in a metalcore band, it was actually awesome drumming in one, lots of challenging stuff, i kinda wish my dad was musical
>>677200790
shall i bake new bread?
[insert c2 pic]
>>677201188
Yeah. Do it.
>>>>>>>>677201240
>>677201188
Done
>>677201365
>>677201339
fuck sake
