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4CPD here, show me yours singles and youre free
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>>677185181
Singles GET
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nothing to see here officer
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Nothing here
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Only singles here
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>>677185181
These aren't the dubs you're looking for
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>>677185181
What about trips?
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>>677185181
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>>677186066
COPS
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ALLAHU AKBAAAAAR!!!
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>>677186066
REQUESTING BACKUP
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I'm innocent
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But im white so these dubs dont matter
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No singles here officer
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I'm not black i swear
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Nope
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I am dubs-free officer
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You'll never take me alive coppers
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>>677186555
Nigger
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>>677186555
Cops!!!!
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Fuck the police
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Dindu nuffim
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All good here.
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Not even dubs here sir
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>>677186066
HANDS ON THE WHEEL SHITHEAD
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>>677185181
Well this is easy.
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Rolling through
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>>677186644
FUCK DOUBLE DUBS WE NEED THE ARMY
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i swear, im single!
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>>677186555
Nice Try, Niggle
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I don't got no dubs officer.
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>>677187000
Trips! TRAITOR!
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No dubs here only singles.
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I ain't done shit officer.
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what did you say about me goku
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Dindu nuffin ociffer
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>>677187148
naw missuh es jus a misundastandin
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>677187000
I'm clean. This motherfucker has trips though.
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I ain't a nigger.
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>>677185181
i dindu nuffin
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Super saiyan quaaaaaaaaaaads!!!
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Singles? We don't need to stinking singles!
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check my dubs, officer
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Can I go now? I got stuff to do,
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>>677187389
What the fuck did your post just fucking end in, you little bitch?
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the /b/ dubs, and I’ve been
involved in numerous check 'em threads on 4chan, and I have over 300 confirmed
dubs. I am trained in repeating integers and I’m the dubs master in the entire 4chan community. You are nothing to me but just another anon. I will wipe you the
fuck out with dubs the likes of which has never been seen before on this
website, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with getting singles here,
on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret
network of anons across 4chan and your IP is being traced right now so you better
prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing
you have called singles. Fucking check 'em, anon. I can get dubs anywhere, anytime, and I
can get dubs in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not
only am I extensively trained in getting dubs, but I have access to the entire
arsenal of repeating integers and I will use them to their full extent to
wipe your miserable ass off the face of the website, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your singles was about to
bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking finger. But you
couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will
shit dubs all over you and you will drown in them. You’d better fucking check 'em, anon.
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>>677185181
Hey mayne listen.
All i was doing was driving downn the road.
Hands up, Dont shoot
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I'm hiding nothing, officer.
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>>677185181
Okay officer, Ive got nothing to hide.
Just a young black male is all I is
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Nothing to see here officer.
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>>677188330
I doubt that.
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>>677185181

SUCK IT COPPER
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>>677186066
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But I'm white
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>>677188855
Oh shit
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Of course, officer. No dubs here
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>>677188855
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE CAR NIGGER.
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>>677188955
Oh fuck again. I swear I'm white
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>>677189012
GET ON THE GROUND NIGGER.
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*naked cartwheel* I'm a centipede!
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>>677185181
Cleaner than ever, officer
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>>677185181
But what about my trips, officer?
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>>677185181
Ok officer
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>>677188855
>>677188955
I HAVE A CLASS A PERMIT FOR THESE DOUBLE DUBS
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>>677189206
Show it then Nigger.
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Just passing officer...
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>>677189318
Check it
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>>677185181
of course officer.
here they are
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Why are dubs illegal again?
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Here you go
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Nothing here, officer
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I have nothing to declare officer
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>>677185181
rollin
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>>677185181
May I kindly ask you to go sodomize yourself, officer?
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Fuck the police!
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Was just passing through officer. I only have my singles as you requested, I don't have anything Else on me
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>>677190322
RUN NIGGER
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These dubs are just for medical reasons, sir!
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Dindu nuttin ofacer
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>>677185181
Sure thing
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Not a problem, officer.
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>>677190733
LOOKS LIKE THERES A PROBLEM AFTER ALL
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>>677190733
GOOK ALERT
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I've got nothing to hide, nothing at all.
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>>677190322
FREEZE FAGGOT! ON THE GROUND.
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I was going the meme limit I swear
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H-Hi Cop.
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>>677190922
WE GOT A ROGUE OFFICER
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>>677191048 officer confiscated his dubs
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>>677185181
Fuck you pig!
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I don't smoke diabetes
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No dubs here
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I just come here to sell my merchandise. The customers are waiting.
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No dubs
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>>677191466
OFFICERS HELP
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>>677191466
GET THE FUCK DOWN OR I WILL PUT YOU DOWN!
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>>677191466
He a good boi I sware he dindu nuffin!
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>>677185181
got a dub and don't give a fuck
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>>677191733
WELL IT SEEMS THAT YOU DID SOMETHIN'!
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>>677185181
Here you go officer
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>>677185181
asdsd
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Fuck off Sgt. Homo.
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>>677191722
GET DOWN NOW!!
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I'm not hiding anything officer.
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Gone git! You fukin' piggie! I ain't got shit! I know my rights and you're on camera.
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Did I dun goofed?
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>>677191733
Dis nigger's going to jail
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roll
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
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>>677185181
check these singles
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look at these singles
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Don't hurt me.
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>>677185181
roll
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Luckily, i'm white and not a nigger.
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what seems to be the officer problem?
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>>677185181
You fuckin wot? Fite me ir
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>>677185181
i swear officer beard im innocent
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>>677185181
fuck the police
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I'm clean
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Hi
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>>677185181
ok ok. Here are my singles. Just dont shoot me like you did with the other niggers.
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>>677193000
HOLY SHIT WE HAVE A CODE RED HERE!
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u got it ocifer
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>>677185181
you'll never catch me, copper!
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>>677193081
officer*
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>>677193000
well shit nigga.
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Come at me nigger
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nothing but singles here officer
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>>677193665
>>677193559
>>677193350
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fuck you I'm clean
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>>677189088
>>677188622
>>677186722
>>677192711
These guys got away
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I just say no to dubs, officer.
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I don't think you have the right to conduct random searches, officer.
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Go nothing officer
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>>677185181
free to what?
are you implying that i am currently being detained?
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>>677185181

What
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>>677194522
YOU WILL BE DETAINED NOW FUCKER!
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>>677185181
get dubs ...
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Jumps over the Mexican border I'm freeee!!!!!
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>>677194744
NO YOU AIN'T!
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>>677194613
where are located?
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>>677194913
On the American/Mexican border
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>>677195242
Nothing, carry on now
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You'll never take me alive
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of course officer, here are my singles
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>>677185181
>>677185181
>>677185181
*puts on cool troll face and tips fedora*
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alr bet
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>>677185181
This is /b/ we're all single here
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>>677185181
You got it chief
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Hello...officer
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What seems to be the problem oscifer?¿
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Fuck you, pig.
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AM I BEING DETAINED OFFICER? AM I FREE TO GO?
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>>677194744
wait right here sir we will be with you in just a moment.
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>>677185181
You'll never take me alive, copper!
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I have nothing to hide officer
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>>677185181
DEATH TO PIGS
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nothing here
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>>677185181
I aint guy nuffin hia ophisah
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Have a good night, officer
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K
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What seems to be the officer, problem?
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>>677197922
FREEZE NIGGER
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No problems here officer, just taking my night time jog.
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nothing here officer.
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nothjin to cee here ossifer
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>>677198022
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!
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>>677197700
GET HANDS OUT THE WINDOW FUCKIN SCUM BAG LET ME SEE EM
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>>677185181
Here you go officer you should find my singles are in order.
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Ok
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Am I being detained?
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>>677197700
HANDS ON THE WHEEL SCUM BAG WHAT DID I JUST SAY RAISE EM UP FUCKER
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>>677198228
uh shit man, my pizza isn't cheese pizza. I am all good.
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>>677198466
You are now son.Get those fucking hands up!
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>>677198466
yes
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>>677198466
Yes you are. GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
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Act sober act sober act sober
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Hh...Here you go officer, am I free to go?
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>>677198022
ya dun goofed!!!!!!!!
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>>677185181
Here you go
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no problems officer, here you go
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I've got people to punch
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>>677198691
Everything seems to be in order here, get along now
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>>677185181
Officer the only thing in singles here is me and my money in the bank
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i might be sorry officer
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>>677198911
RIP
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>>677199111
WITNESSED
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>>677198966
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
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>>677199111
Not sorry enough
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I'm fine, officer.
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I believe my papers are in order
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>677199111 i guess im going away for keeps :(
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>677199377
Sorry but no your not fine
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>>677199377
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>>677199489
I got my eye on boy
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>>677199377
The only fine thing here is the one you have
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im good
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Fucking pig
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You can't search my car
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Slinglin' UP!
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Fuck you cops
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Ooga booga
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Go away dumb cop
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>>677185181
singles GET
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I uhh t-t-the uhh.... goodmorning officer
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I needa go home to my family officer
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I got worms
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