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ITT: We actonormal and polite, until carl post
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>>677182132
How is everyone today?
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I'm doing very well my good man. How are you this fine day?
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>>677183038
I'm doing good! Glad to hear you're doing well.
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>>677182743
>>677183038
God evening Jimmy and Jeremy, how yall doing?
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how do i name?
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>>677183272
it just happen, juan.
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Have you thought about letting our Lord and Saviour Jesus into your life?
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>>677183473
Yes. And thanks. Take care of yourself!
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>>677183473
>>677183473
Im not interested, but thanks
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>>677182132
I do hope everyone is doing okay today.
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Evening.
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Nice weather, isn't it?
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What a lovely morning! Hi world, how are you doing?
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>>677182132
Oi
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Beautiful day where I am.
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Gee you guys sure have wonderful names
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How was your day, anons?
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ITS FRIDAY NIGHT, WHO'S READY TO HAVE SOME FUN!?
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>>677184090
Why thank you.
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>>677184090
Dominique is a lovely name
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Evening gentlemen
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>>677184097
I AM!!
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>>677184091
Mine was wonderful Mr Delacruz how was yours?
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>>677182132
okay santos, cool name btw
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God bless you all!!!1!
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Niggers
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Hi guys!
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>>677184302
Haha Duane! Always such a joker.
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>>677182132
Looking good there sir!
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>>677184302
Don't say such rude things duane
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This has been a really nice thread guys
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>>677184365
Well Hello!
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>>677184302
Excuse me sir, there is no need to use such harsh words
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>>677184302
Now, now, mr anonymous, this is a civil thread. If you want to act like that you will have to find another thread
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>>677184302
I'm afraid your kind isn't welcome here.
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>>677184214
THIS FINE MEXICAN KNOWS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
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>>677184512
Are you leaving? There's still plenty of tea here.
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Hi thread
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ayy
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Hey everyone!
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CARL GET
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HAVE YOU SEEN COOORAL
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Hi everyone, great to be involved here
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>>677184679
hello adrian, glad you joins us tonight
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Long time no see!
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Hi I'm carl
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Do you get a new name with every post?
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>>677182132
reee
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>>677184812
Save it! It's all yours, my friend.
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>>677184827
Hey, Tara! How are you?
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I love minorities. We need more diversity in this country
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>>677184856
Yes!
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>>677184853
No I'm carl
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>>677184785
Cool hair style kenny
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>>677184928
I know right? I mean, it IS the current year.
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>>677184928
You're absolutely right Ismael. I support you and your race
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Hello ladies and gentlemen!
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Black people XDDD
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Carl here. Nice to see you all!!
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LETS KICK THIS PARTY UP

DANCE PICS AND POST YOUR JAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv8fSn-wG-s
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hi folks
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>>677182132
This is a pleasant break from the usual pandemonium of /b/. Thank you for hosting, Mr. Zuniga.
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The weather certainly is wonderful tonight!
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I'm horribly sorry i'm late, i brought a meme-man to make up for it
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>>677184945
oh Candace, you silly willy
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Jet fuel can't melt dank memes
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>>677185068
Heya
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>>677182132

Heheheeheheheeheheeehheheheehehehheheheeheheheeheehhehehehhheheheeheeheheheeheheheheeheh.
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>>677185083
Certainly
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carl get
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I hope carl is well. He isn't always this late.
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OMG! Look at this funny picture I found!
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>>677184302
I am appalled by your disgusting comment Duane.
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hey guise hows it goin n here!!
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It's over lads
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>>677185127
It's quite alright we're glad to have your company
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Hey everyone, I'm looking for any interesting hobby g+ circles? Anyone recommend any here?
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>>677185242
I really, really, really like this picture.
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I hope you all have a nice day
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Carl up in dis.
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Hopefully Carl doesn't show up
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Hi, I'm not Carl.
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>>677185127
It's alright. Here's my image of a meme man to share, it's another youtuber like yours by the name of cr1tikal, in case you may not know him.
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>>677185127
>>677185158
>>677185188
>>677185205
>>677184762
>>677184785
>>677184679
>>677184528
>>677184512
>>677184365

I BROUGHT PARTY SUPPLIES
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i love black people.
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>>677185332
Thanks Hugh!
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>>677185061
Groovy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2HWuR2mq5M
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DID SOMEBODY SAY CARL?
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Hi, yes, this is Carl
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partys over niggros
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Im a little concerned that carl may not show up. I miss him and need to talk to him
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may I wish a name?
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You know, that feels so nice...I don't think I want Carl to show up.
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>>677185396
Does Carlson count?
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I am carl
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Sure glad I ain't carl
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May I ask one of you fine females out for a night of frolic and debauchery, m'ladies?
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do you want a cup of tea? With sugar and cream?
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Say my name!
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>>677185486
I'm sure he'll show up soon!
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>>677185396
Carlson? How are you? Where is your dad? He's supposed to be here. He's late as usual.
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hi
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Sup
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>>677185396
> Carlson
Hi son! I'm Carl!
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>>677185455

Dave? Dave's not here
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>>677185530
No, it's a last name.
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sup homer
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>>677182132
Thanks for the diagram, I've been meaning to hang myself
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Carl Get.
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Hi, everybody!
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>>677182132
Good day everyone, where's Carl?
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Meme name is over :(
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>>677182132

bonjourno
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>>677185607
he's just late.
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>>677184090
WHAT'S GOOD NIGGA
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>>677185127
Thank you very much for that meme man
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>>677185590
Carl where are you?
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evening lads ;)
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The jews did nothing wrong
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Hey guys. Any beers left?
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>>677185650
>Jared
brb, loli thread.
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Soon.
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>>677185586
He's stuck in traffic. There was an accident and while he wasn't injured, people are driving really slowly to get a good look at it.
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>>677185716
Go-go gadjet CARL
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How anyone body believes Hilary Clinton will better anything is beyond me
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>>677185446
>>677185446
Yes Marlene, we just waitin dat ho shows up
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>>677185561
Jose Tanner. Hopefully you can remember it now.
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>>677185735
Will I always be tussel
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Hi.
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>>677185690
no you
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>>677185659
don't cry :(
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Carl Young get.
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>>677185705
I'm right here!
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How are you all today?
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At boys
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>>677185835
Welcome Tommy, enjoy your stay
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Comment
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Hello comrades of the Homo sapien species, and as such, it's diverse grouping of nationality's, genders, and societal classes, I come to this community of persons of the Homo sapien species to communicate our adverse and unique ideology's.
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>>677185919
Holy fuck it's getting tense
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CARL HERE
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>>677185999
Nice trips
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>tfw no one's gonna roll carl until the thread dies
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i hate my life
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I, my name is Joshep
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hello
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Is this the new dubs?
Carl get
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You know, after thinking about things in this nice calm thread, i think the blacks may be right. Black lives do matter and we should feel guilty for oppressing them for so long
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Watch someone roll Karl
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CARL + DUBS GET
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hi
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How goes it gents! Just stopped in to see some of my favorite people! How's everyone doing tonight? Good I hope.
You know what I always say, if you want a great day you have to make it that way!
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I wanna be the carl
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Such a lovely
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Oh my, how is that nobody told me there was a fine meeting full of generous people?
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>>677185999
Hello, Nathan, smashing good trips.
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Good evening, guys. How're ya doin'?
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>>677186036
Thank you, sir!
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Guess who neighbors ;)
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>>677186099
Almost.
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>>677186075
Antonia fits pretty well to your pic too actually.
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>>677185914
so damn close
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Sorry I'm late guys
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>>677186175
HELLO GOVNOR
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STEP ASIDE, HERE IT COMES CAAAAARL
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>>677186149
A fine evening indeed bruce!
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Hello you beautiful charming individuals, so happy to have you as company tonight. Can I get anyone anything?
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so hows everybody doing?
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Howdy doo
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>>677186315
Perhaps some ice water, good sir!
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>>677186237
Ah, Mr. Henderson, will you be attending Mr. Kite's performance on Saturday?
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Hello everyone
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>>677186175
Bryan! So good to see you!
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Just got a fax from Carl. He apologizes for his lateness but says he had to pray first. Oh classic Carl.
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Carl here, what's in this thread?
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Beautiful day here, guys.
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I heard that carl was gay
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I keep rolling girl names
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>>677185690
whats really good NYYYGHAAAA!!!!!!
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Carl here!
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I don't know if Carl is a name that can appear
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>>677186315
You're too kind! Just a glass of milk, please.
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>>677186416
Silly, thats not randy, thats Francine!
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>>677186416
No, he's a nice person
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>>677182132
How are you fine gentlemen?
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I love poop.
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so glad that rufian carl hasn't show up! i brought the fineest wines and cheeses for us all to share
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Carl reporting in, nice to see you fine people!
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>>677186293
where?
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Well I do say this is taking it's time.
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I want you to give me a brazzers account
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>>677186385
My pleasure be with you in a jiffy
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>>677186479
Isn't that a wonderful thing, Winnifred?
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I guess Carl is angry about my joke in 1st april.. I should call him and say sorry.
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Wonderful weather today.
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100 posts left
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Hey guys sorry it took so long to get in here i was busy doing Carl stuff.
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>>677186568
Live to love :]
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I'm afraid Carl has shown up.
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>>677182132
Calling "Anonymoose"
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The name when I was born is Carl... so...
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>>677186530
Belive me it is
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>>677186479
Good for him, I admire his courage in being open about these life choices :D
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hey, it's me, your brother
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>>677186290
Why salutations Margie. I must say, you are looking absolutely radishing today. How are the kids?
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I'm gonna propose we speed this up. Next time someone is named 'Adam' or 'James', release the kraken
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I don't believe I'm gonna spend my fucking Friday night waiting for a Carl.
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Howdy all
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>>677185691
Can I come work at your casino, my good sir?
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What if Carl isn't a name that appears...?
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you think this is fucking funny
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Sup
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>>677182743
nice to see you're back from the dead, Jimmy.
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>>677186315
Id like some tea please
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There is no Carl.
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>>677186803
Better than waiting for a Craig...fuck that guy...
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> be me
> roll 677186920
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COME OVER HERE YOU SHITTY NIGGA NAME
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whos carl?
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>>677186833
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>>677186833
Then I suppose we will just sit here
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>>677186938
Failure.
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>>677186938
>>677186920
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>>677186909
Finally. Fuck you you cunt.Death is your only option.

gg >>677186802
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If carl, will an hero and post vid.
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>>677186953
Someone call the police, we must put this individual down.
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The people are getting restless
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>>677186909
What's wrong with that guy?
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I'm afraid that Carl is dead...
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Looks like Carl is too much of a faggot to show up.
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Anybody seen Carl yet?
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>>677187126
Excuse you, this is a family website
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>>677187104
Nah, you can't kill the devil
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>>677187044
Why must you be so mean, Judy? Please, leave this thread. We do not appreciate this kind of behaviour in here.
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Sup
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>>677187151
He is on the freeway
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h-hello
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What the fuck the names are gone
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Carl is a nigger faggot
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he still hiding in the closet i guess
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>>677182132

Are you serious?
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NIGGER CUNT MCCUNTERSON
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howdy folks sorry I'm late
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>>677187223
Out. Now.
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Carl here, /b/ sucks
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>>677187220
Refresh
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>>677187159
Faggots have families too.
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Sup guys?
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>>677187203
Ah, well I do hope he makes it
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>>677187227
Carl, come over here
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Carl just called me. He has been arrested for pedophillia. He will not be able to make. Fuck him, he was a douche anyway. Fucking cp watching pedo muthafucka
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>>677187348
What do you want nigga
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>>677187317
He shouldn't take long
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Hi everyone.
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>>677187348
You call?
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I've seen a fucking guy named Israel on /b/, but no fucking Carl. What the fuck?
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>>677187348
but im not carl...
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No more names
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carl
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>>677187443
That was in the thread about Jew names too kek
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Carl, please show up. I promise I'll be nice.
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>>677187290
Have your alzheimer's been acting up again Alice?
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Carl is ethereal
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Hello everyone! Lovely day isn't it? How are the kids doing? And be sure to tell the wife I said hello.
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IM THE REAL CARL YES IM THE REAL CARL OF YOU OTHER FAKE CARLS ARE JUST IMMATATING. AND IM STANDING UP
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Carly here.
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I see you fine ladies and gentleman are truly enjoying this wonderful thread, but I must ask why you hate that young Carl fellow. He seems like a proper young boy to me, if I must say
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oh dear, I appear to have made too many hotdogs for the party. I'm starting to regret my life choices. may someone please comfort me?
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>>677187514
f u bich
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>>677187566
Shut the fuck up, Courtney.
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>>677187617
Because he's always late
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>>677187566
its not polite to impersonate people courtney
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>>677187243
I do hope I'm not intruding, but would you please mind the profanity, my thanks to you.
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MWAHAHA! I AM A MADMAN WITH A BOMB IF CARL DOESN'T SHOW UP YOU ALL DIE!
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>>677187694

MY HOLY JESUS. MY BREATHING JUST GOT FULL INTENSE.
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CARL INBOUND. I REPEAT. CARL INBOUND WITHIN THE NEXT 10 POSTERS. BRACE FOR TOTAL SHIT STORM.
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>>677187694
Close enough, FUCK YOU, DUMB WHORE
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>>677187694
Uh... Hi... Carla. How's your husband?
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>>677187002
Well I am a woman, you spic. What did you really expect from me? Correctly predicting my rolls? Bitch please.
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>>677187694
KEK
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>>677187634
It's quite alright Ellen I'll eat some with you if that would help
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>>677187694
>carla
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>>677187694
>carla
Cutting rather close now, aren't we
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>>677187694
>Carla

ARE YOU CARL WITH AN A?
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leave it to op to pick the one name that doesn"t show up
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>>677187617
Carl is 73 years old, he's balding a little, and he looks best in the color green. But, sometimes he wears orange, and he really shouldn't wear orange, so he's made a few enemies in his lifetime over his fashion choices
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Good evening, gentlemen
ayy lmao
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>>677187634
*takes hot dog*
XDxD
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>>677187694
oh shit
that was close
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hello firends
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>>677187694
GREAT. JUST FUCKING GREAT.
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>>677187694
meh close enough
I WILL EAT YOUR CORPSE AND SHIT YOUR BLOOD
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WHY DID YOU CALL ME, YOU FAGGOTS, LET ME REST, MOTHERFUCKERS
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>>677187694
You are to be put on watch. Come with us.
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>>677187694
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>>677187443
I was in that thread
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And now we're at the post limit, fucking Carla
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I think we should all praise Carl as soon as he arrives, such a fine lad
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>>677187897
good evening Salvatore, what an elegant name you have
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404 in 3.. 2... 1...
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hey im looking for carla, he was carl, before changing gender
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AAAAAAAHHH COISSANT
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What happens if Carl is spelled with a K?
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Who?
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Hello fellas. Carl tried to get here as soon as he could, but you know carl. Anyway lets sit comfortably until he arrives
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Aaayyy
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>>677187694
Ah, but he is your brother, can you not just get him ready yourself? Or does he act like a fuss when he is awoken during a good night's rest?
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Once upon a time there was a
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Don't trust your eyes, I'm not Carl
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Why does it not always work?
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Well, this thread turned out to be a bust
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>>677188212
Is that clit titties
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>>677188313
No it didn't. For I am here.
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what the fuck is this
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>>677188370
>>677188212
Excuse my profanity and let me explain, I meant is clit titties the name of the man in that image
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CARL GET
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>>677188453
The party don't start until Pablo Cameron walks in
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Carl is afraid
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CORAAAAAL
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NEW THREAD WHEN?!
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