AMA: Ask a bulgarian anything
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AMA: Ask a bulgarian anything
>>677141292
Romanian here
kokay kefte yadeshi sedka den?
>>677141767
Got no idea what you asked me. Something about eating something, I asume
>>677141954
sahs kohkahy pruhsty prhayejy chikya?
>>677142192
I dont know romanian, type in english
>>677141292
Sho si takuv pedal
>>677142365
>>677142348
It was the little Bulgarian I know. I know the Cyrillic alphabet but can't spell for shit in your language. How many Bulgarian meatballs are you eating on a daily basis ?
>>677142365
(Check 'em)
Shtoto si mu v panamerata
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCqWX8PKY4U
>>677142590
Not nearly enough, I suppose
And to answer your second question, between 10 and 2
>>677142644
check'd
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>>677143558
which countries bulgarians hate? (example israelis hate palestines)
>>677142875
Have you a gypsy problem as much as the Romanians? Can you control them? Do you consider the ever-growing Turkish ethnic group in your country a problem? Are they making political efforts to turn Bulgaria in Bulgarostan?
Why haven't you killed this abomination yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4hQ4J4BFOM
>>677141292
What did you do last weekend, Bulganon? Was there a dog present?
10/10 тред
>>677141292
am also Bulgarian, two questions
1 - do you think Bulgaria is very great (better than other countries)
2 - have you ever found yourself salvaging random crap to send home
>my family friends go "full Bulgarian" on a regular basis
>>677143864
All bulgarians hate Turkroaches, 500 years of slavery and oppression and shit, you know, but we arent doing sjw movements like the fags over in the states
Some bulgarians dont like the Greece, Romania, but for the most part, Bulgarians hate Turkey
>>677141292
Really bro, you think you're special or something?
Ходи се застреляй!
柴草
>>677144544
Nice dubs Mr. Colon also OP abandonned thread
Check'em
>>677144247
ok turkey attacked you i know that.
greece i dont get it you attacked them,bulgary was allies with german nazis in the axis, so you were the bad guys in my opinion. romanians attacked you first so i understand that too. So why you hate greeks? they defended themselves.
>>677143875
We have a gypsy "problem" theyre a minority (like 5% of the whole population (7million people)) They live in poverty alot of them are stupid and uneducated, theyre like the Niggers of the balkans.
Cant say we control them in any way but were openly racist to them and they dont care and neither does anyone else.
I dont consider the Turkish population a problem, alot of them are good people, better than the gypsies if you ask me. Theyre productive citizens and if they dont like it here they can go back to Turklanistan.
There are turkish political leaders and parties, we have turkish soap operas on tv all the time and everyone hates that, and at some point we had (or still have i dont keep track) news in turkish on the Government's tv channel
People here hate pederasts and fags and what not, but we dont hate azis, hes special
>>677143895
I Studied, squatted on benches in a park in sofia with slav gopnik friends and drank beer untill the sun set
Why would there be a dog involved? and no there was no dog
>>677145082
azis is the typical bulgarian.
>>677145055
>allies with german nazis
not op but fairly sure Bulgaria wasn't willing just surrounded and forced
Fucking biezer
>>677144218
I think bulgaria has alot of history to be proud of, we were a great nation and a force to be reckoned with back before the ottomans took over, but nowadays not so much, and we are better than Zimbabwe, yes.
Its never crossed my mind to "salvage" anything, i aint a bum, see?
>>677144896
Still here, just takes me a while to write things, i only have 1 penis, ok?
>>677145413
Totally.
>>677145520
We were allied with the Axis in WW2. But we didnt attack anyone, we actually saved some jews
>>677145055
Because theyre "conniving bastards"
>>677141292
What's your opinion on Croats?
I'm Croatian and I sell shoplifting tools, and about 3/4 of my clients are Bulgarian.
>>677145520
you were forced to join axis? AAHAHAHHA
Why not defend your country like other countries did?
>>677146110
My village in greece was under bulgarian occupation during ww2 so many men died even for bread. Bulgarians wanted my granpa to join their army at age 18 (he was greek) he could either join bulgarian army or be executed, so he fled in germany. Today i live in germany like my father did and my granpa did all because of bulgarians. I dont know what they tell you in schools about how great bulgary is but i know you better than you know youselves. You are rapists murderers and cowards nation.
>>677145055
We didn't really ally ourselves with Germany, it was more of a "Join us or we fuck your shit up on our way to Greece". The bulgarian government even hid some 150k jews from the nazis. On the other hand Germans did build a fuckton of housing and shit durring the early 40s, my fucking appartament building is built by the fucking nazis, i mean how fucking cool is that(not really).
>>677141292
How much do the kurwas cost?
>>677146534
Our countries are similar, I dont know much about it
Whats that about Bulgarians buying from you, are there theves who come to your country?
>>677146856
The holocaust never happened, read a book.
>>677146944
Bulgarians come to Croatia to buy shoplifting tools but they go to steal in Germany, Sweden etc.
>>677146856
your grandparents were cowards they surrendered.
We greeks never surrender and it is shown through the history, leonides and spartans vs persian empire we do not bend a knee, nazis told our prime minister metaxas surrender he responded NO and we fought them.And bulgary joined forces scums!
>>677146870
5 leva/hour
>>677146769
We volunteraly joined the Axis... And declared War on the United States... and then they bombed the shit out of us... but we put up a good fight, rammed some of our planes into the bombers after the ammo was spent
See? Because of bulgarians you live in one of the best first world coutnries so dont complain.
I dont know who told you were rapists and murderers and cowards, all countries have people like that, and in war there is NO army who doesnt rape and murder, no army is pure and clean
>>677147222
Pay debnts
>>677147164
Go back to /pol/ ya wanker.
>>677146870
Id have to ask a friend of mine who knows a pimp but you can get a really good looking girl (like 8/10 white, no gypsie shit ) for like 50 bucks for a night, last i heard
Do you like apples?
Do you like oranges?
>>677147220
Aight, well send em back, what the hell are they doing ruining our rep
>>677146870
Like $90/hr for a nice one and anywhere from $20 to $50 for disgusting trash. BJs are like $8 to $20 lol
>>677141767
>>677142192
top kek
>we put up a good fight
As in laying the red carpet?
>>677147222
Nice trips, (checked)
You are right, the greeks have alot of history to be proud of, i admire your bravery, even a famous german general once said you were one of the best in the war.
I dont know if we surrendered but its possible
>>677147475
Yes, i do, green ones, hard enough to break teeth, so i create a resiliance and when they punch me in the mouth my teeth wont fall off
>>677145359
Everything is more fun with a dog present. Everything.
>>677147552
Yes, i fuck oranges
>>677147308
i laugh my ass off. Bulgary joined armies with the most hated army the world ever knew and they are proud for ramming some planes. history is written and it wrote down bulgary as a coward nation allies to nazis! dont try to justify anything you must be ashamed of your ancestors as i m very proud of my own. And if the time comes for me to fight to defend my country against the whole fucking world i will fight i will not join forces to save my gay ass.
>>677147778
Yea i know, they just carpet bombed the shit out of our captial and we downed a few bombers, and thhat was that
>>677148067
Ok.
>>677147961
Except sex...when they stare at you while you're about to come.
Hate that.
>>677147778
There was some resistance like blowing up cargo trains headed for Russia and shit, but when it comes to Greece, pretty much yeah.
>>677147794
chruchill quote: We must not say that greeks fight like heroes but that heroes fight like greeks.
When the nazi dropped with parashutes in the island of creta men women and children without weapons killed germans in the air with tools for the fields.
>>677147222
>implying greece wouldn't have surrendered if the 'muricans didn't waddle their asses over to help.
>>677148823
What Gary said
Ausfag here. As a kid I remember you guys made a dickload of jams (jellies for the Ameritards). It seems like every jar of jam was from Bulgaria.
I don't know much about the country (which is a piss-poor effort on my behalf) but apparently Bulgarians love to set up ATM skimmers. We used to have a big problem with skimmers in Sydney and most caught were Bulgarian nationals. One got me for 4800 over 4 days (800 after I pulled out 200, then 1k a day until I realised). Bank gave it back in about a week or so though, so no biggie.
>>677148770
I dont know if that happaned, could be propaganda, but killing paratroopers isnt something to be proud of
kolko pi6ki lapa6 dnevno
>>677148823
Im sure they wouldnt have, if The british can take bombing than so can the greeks and russians
>>677148823
>>677148956
yea we lost of course but we fought!!!!!!!!!!
NOT LIKE YOU
SHAME
>>677149071
yeah it is when your getting invaded and your civilians stand up and fight
>>677148987
Sorry about what happaned to you, but i hope that bulgarians arent the only ones doing that. Alot of bulgarians are shit, that is true, but not all of em.
We make alot of yogurt and export it to greece, after which it gets exported to the resst of the world
>>677149071
come as a paratrooper to invade my country.
i will eat your brain with honor.
Ausfag again. Do you know the case of Jock Palfreeman? Aussie doing 20 years in prison over there for stabbing a guy in a fight (he died). Thoughts please
>>677149337
nigga you can't even read
Научи малко ингриш бе, лайнар.
>>677149520
>>677149731
Stop.
>>677149189
Everyone can take a bombing, so could France and Korea, but they still ate ass in the end.
>>677149512
No need to apologise, my friend. Thank you though regardless.
I thought your yogurt comment was going to involve cumming in it. The Greeks would love that
Are you religious? Thoughts on muslims?
>>677149679
Yeah i remember. Thats really horrible. He should have been deported and convicted in his own country, prisons here are really shit, i know some pretty fucked up stories
>>677150001
WHOA 0001 gg checked
Well, by take a bombing i mean get bombed, and continue fighting
>>677149900
HAMMER TIME
>>677150010
Dont like muslims or islam, Islam is NOT a religion of peace. And its a huge problem in the west right now, the liberals should realise that islam is a problem, but that would only agitate the muslims (its what they want) and a war will break out.
I think islam should be reformed. It was going to happen but them america came and fucked everything up
>>677149751
I dont attack you, you dont attack me =all good we are friends.
You attack me ? i eat your brains well done and shit them and then i take a selfie with the brainturd and tag my friends so we can compare our brainturds.
Why are you eating pork in a Muslim country?
>>677150133
Prisons here can be a holiday camp, unless you're in with the abos in Northern Territory or one of the rural jails. Constant stealing and general shiftiness.
My mate was in maximum which was pretty full on but not that bad. When he finally got to a minimum security one it was like a holiday camp. I came and visited and was cooking lamb on the fucking bbq while little kids ran around lik it was a water park without the water. It was surreal
>>677150010
We take our yogur seriously dude, Lactobacillus bulgaricus is only found here, if we didn't export that shit not only greeks, but everyone else would be eating cum instead of yogurt.
>>677150507
Absolutely BARBARIC. You are no different from a muslim in the middle east, or that african video where a guy killed a warlord and ate his heart "cause it was tradition"
>>677150483
I'm so with you on that. Couldn't agree more. The world would be better off without their archaic nonsense.
You seem like a totally reasonable dude. Total Bulgarian bro
>>677150531
Obvious bait. But for the thread's sake, Bulgaria is an East Orthadox Christian country, before the Ninth century we were pagans, more or less
>>677150928
Where are you from
Also dont talk about politics too much, ask me other stuff
>>677150759
So dont attack my country and you dont get to see my barbaric side instead visit my country as a tourist and a friend and i will treat you a nice ouzo drink to welcome you.
>>677141292
негър, ти да не си боби турбото?
>>677150582
You guys need better marketing then. I would buy the shit out of Bulgarian yogurt if it was marketed as the original and only one with lactobacillus bulgarwhatsamajig. Sounds like a selling point. Whenever I see anything with the word 'Greek' in it I think of 2 things: the loud-mouthed fucks I went to school with and anal sex, because it's known as 'going greek'
>>677151338
Yea thanks, bud.
>>677151432
>негър
kek
No
>>677151080
I'm the aussie guy. First political question. I asked about yogurt, atm skimming, jam, jock Palfreeman. Waiting on you to tell some prison stories
>>677150531
>implying mudslimes dont eat pork
i've had like 10 muslims eat my meatballs which i make with ~30% pork. We eat pork cause it's cheap and delicious, we stuff ourselves with lamb in spring, fish in summer and pork and chicken the rest of the fucking year since good beef is like $8/kg and the average salary is like $470/month.
Преглед на печата,
жена изнасили мъж и му разби устата.
Лесно дай се, айде мацко,
220 по Цариградско.
Видех тая шматка и й викам:
"Малеей!" "Ела в порно, ако не си гей!"
К'во ме разиграваш, ти си на ръба,
нема по цел ден да си бъркаш във гъза.
Like a virgin, проблематичност?
Една червена, искрена личност.
Нейно хоби е да води моя куп на пазар,
иска да направи Боби турбо гъзар.
Идва Коледа, гоним шопаро,
аз съм хип-хоп Тони Стораро.
24 винтила атентатор,
ша те возим като тур оператор.
>>677151694
You never asked about a prison story, but sure il tell you
>>677151445
There is bulgarian yogurt stores and shit
Theres one in new jersey i think, downtown
just look it up on the webs
Plovdiv reporting in batali takiva
>>677151834
3000 марки
>>677152009
Okay, so which train do I get from Sydney Australia to New Jersey USA? I don't want to have to get on and off too many times if possible
>>677152015
for your eyes only, Maina
http://vbox7.com/play:4c8143fb
>>677152130
Свивам цигарки,
от гащите ти вадим хлебарки,
имам 600 марки.
Мо’а ли да ти го набием във белата ризка,
’оди стани машинописка.
Гледа ме със отворена уста
и чака от мене бати глупостта.
Искаш да ти се появат звезди от ясно небе
и три синджира Боби да те ебе.
>>677151916
Waiting on prison stories
>>677152292
kek, im implying that if there are stores in the states then there must be in other first world countries
Also, alot of bulgarians migrated to Australia in 1990s and early 2000s
Balcan /b/ros, how do you and your people perceive us?
>>677152652
Mixed feelings, alot like serbs, some dont like romanians, some like and dislike greeks, but for the most part, ive heard alot of people have a boner for Serbia
>>677151445
OG bulgarian yougurt goes sour in 3 days tops, what's sold in stores is shit since the ratio of bacteria is different in order to extend that period to like 3 weeks and the different ratio makes the yogurt sweet rather than sour(how it should be). Greek yohurt uses the same bacteria, just made with condensed milk(originally atleast), but since condensed milk is expensive to make, they instead stuff it like hell with powdered milk so it's thick as fuck.
>>677152322
vrushtam pozdrava
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHGGE4a3QbU
plovdiv na 3 moreta
>>677152292
They eat it like hell in Japan, the advertising there is crazy and the starter is a direct export from here. I was there last summer and i got thee feeling that their shit was better than ours lol
>>677152447
>by my dad
>Drafted to an illegal imigrants camp
>nignogs from africa and gypsies all over the place
>one prisoner tries to an hero and gets released the day after
>everyone starts an hero-ing left and right
>some nignogs die, nothing of value was lost
>alot of them survive (damn it)
>none of them get released
Turns out it was a coinsidance that the first guy that tried to kill himself got bailed by a friend...
>>677152860
So you're saying I need to get my hands on that bacteria and make it myself then. I'm gonna have a look for Bulgarian yogurt today, then talk shit at work on Monday like "oh you HAVEN'T had Bulgarian yogurt?? Wtf dude. You're missing out. It's the only yogurt I eat"
>>677153418
be* (fuck, cant greentext for shit , cause im a fucking normie)
>>677152804
What I don't get is why in the Balcans, our own little place, everyone hates everyone(Except The Brother Serbs). I understand we've all screwed each other in the past, but the same can be said about the Western faggots, and they're much more lovey-dovey,
>>677141292
'Murican reporting in. How hard is it for you to buy a personal firearm in Bulgaria? Compared to US.
>>677153418
You'll have to do better. That story was normie as fuck.
>>677153562
Yeah westerners don't give a fuck unless you start trying to change our shit eg. Muslims and SJWs
>>677153768
You have to have a permit (ofc)
And you have to give a reason to why youre buying a firearm
After that it takes 1 month until you get your gun
Also alot of documentation involved
You can buy semi auto rifles like ak 47/74s, pistols, shotguns, not sure about automatics
>>677153848
I know, it was the fastest one i could write, and the first one that came to mind, the other ones are blurry af
>>677153547
lol
Tell ya what, go to a supermarket and look at the contents like a retard instead, should say made with bulgarian starter or contains L. bulgaricus and S. thermophilus. Don't fall for bullshit like "made with living bacteria stater" or some shit like that, cause bitches were so jell of bulgarian swag they found a way to make yogurt with L. lactis which is found in sourdough.
>>677154148
Stop it with the pol stuff, ask me smth else
>>677154254
So, kind of somewhere in the middle of Australia gun ban/current US freedoms.
Neat.
>>677154640
Not a 100% sure about guns here, but thats all i know, i know one of my english teachers had an ak 74 and a hunting rifle
Ive been wanting to get a permit and buy a gun, for sport
>>677141292
How does it feel to be gipsy?!?
>>677155241
I dont know, ask your dad
>>677155241
It doesn't cause we're still here not in the UK lol
>>677154529
Listen fag. I've asked plenty of fucking questions. I've even got wrapped up in a discussion about fucking yoghurt. My questions are varied and all encompassing. You guys debated ww2 for half the damn thread. If I want to throw in the odd anti-muslim or anti-sjw comment I will. It's /b/ ffs.
Okay, back to discussing yoghurt cultures.
>>677141292
What the fuck is a bulgarian.
>>677155710
it's the type of cock your mum takes on regular basis
>>677155526
Youre right, sorry about that, youve been a good /b/ro so far
Il make amends
it says:
"Turkish afterparty after the signing of the "Treaty of Berlin" in 1878
>>677154528
Thanks for the pro-tip on yoghurt. Seriously, I'm gonna go find me some Bulgarian yoghurt on my travels today after I sink half a dozen schooners or so at the pub. That usually aids my determination.
You know, I never realised Bulgarians were so fucking passionate about yogurt. I'm really adding to my Bulgarian knowledge today. It's pretty much doubled.
>>677156151
Happy this thread helped
>>677155880
Bulgarekt
>>677155710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LkIzzAJHos
>>677155880
so they're black?
>>677156060
Good man
It's like the giver in that pic is turning around to say "do you mind?? I'm trying to finish here"
>>677156151
I wouldn't call all of us passionate since i have a feeling that 90% of the population over here is so retarded, i'm amazed they can even tie their fucking shoes and my mom's a mycrobilogist so i've picked up alot.
>>677156849
Heyy, want another one?
When they were here
Noone attacked airports.
>>677156932
microbiologist*
fuck
>>677156932
Kek, rightfuly so
>>677156932
we are
>>677156369
It did. You could even say it was Bulgariffic. Thank you mate
Alright, I'm out. Have a good life dude
Ps I still don't like muslims or SJWs
>>677156151
On a side note i'm fucking jelly of 'strayans cause of mad jdm imports, since i just spent my satuday chaging the thermostat on my shitty VW and it's still overheating.
>>677141292
Where can I get some authentic miak?
>>677141292
Are you Dimitar Angelov ?
>>677143864
india, cause they look like our gyppos
>>677156932
How many of you guys are in this thread? Two
And you guys were smart enough to ATM skim me and I was the guy who always told my family how to look out for it, so I give credit where credit is due. Nicely done bulgarbro
>>677156584
thick and white bruh, 6" national average, your mum fucking craving that shit like heroin
>>677157499
Forgot pic
>>677157499
Whats that?
>>677157063
It's funny because it's true.
Your language looks very similar to Russian. Like half Russian half Greek. Any similarities between them?
>>677157541
No. Whos that?
>>677157795
It's from this pic >>677157723
>>677157795
Used for killing trolls
>>677157858
The coolest Bulgarian I've ever met... Miss him sometimes he was fun.
This is now a feel thread : He was like a /b/ro to me
>>677158035
Sorry, yes i just saw the picture and the video, fucking halarious, no fucking clue what miak is, kek
>>677157458
Jdm? You'll have to enlighten me.
And life is pretty good here. Pay seems pretty decent by comparison (I clear 5k a month) but cost of housing is ridiculous.
>>677158160
Tell us about it
>>677157653
Ausfag again. Finding it hard to leave
How much is heroin there? About 350 a gram here
>>677144247
Забрави Сърбия, педераст!
>>677146534
Slava ustase! Srbe na Vrbe! Thats our opinion
>>677158449
I dont know anything about drugs, Let alone Heroin
I can asume its half the price here, and twice as worse
>>677158239
Japanese domestic market. As in your jap cars are the same specs as ones sold in japan ie: right hand drive and jap trim levels and engine options etc.
>>677157851
It's cyrillic which was invented by two slavic bulgarian bros in a monastery in greece and later on russians and serbians hopped on the bandwagon, but serbians decided to romanize theirs so 'merica thinks they're cool and doesn't bomb'em anymore
Why are you Bulgarian
>>677158815
I'm gonna assume far less and far better. Thanks bro
>>677157851
Its cyrillic, The language was created by Cyrill and Methodius (Greeks that came to Bulgaria)
What most people dont know is that the bulgarian language is like the Latin of all slavic languages.
Its the most modern slavic language
Trust me, i study bulgarian history
>>677158920
Ahh yes. That's right. My gf's husband will often import jp cars to sell.
There's a few rice racers going around.
>>677159063
You can go ask the dudes who named it some 13 centuries ago
>>677158387
Well I was working in an Aircraft Maintenance and Repair Organization in France and there was a customer(representant) for a Nordic Aviation Company... I spent a lot of time talking with him and -time passing- he became more than a customer... He became a friend to me. Now I work in another company and I rock my stuff thanks all he learnt to me about my new field.
We both were far from our friends... That's what bond us.
And, again, he was one of the coolest guy I've ever met.
Now, when I hear of Bulgaria and bulgarians, I'm always thinking of him hoping he's still doing great.
Sometimes loneliness bond people and create friendship
