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>>696922859
Not much. You?
>>696922287
small is too small
what happens when you can take bigger ones?
small becomes pretty meh feeling.
bad idea to get expensive dildos in sizes you might outgrow
>>696922674
yea. just totally bored of my shit tier toys now. need to throw them out tbh. tried mayas bd toys and they were much better although his were too soft and one was pretty small
and the medium one he owns has a nice knot that feels great but its still kinda a short toy.
so went for that long dick style fam.
>>696922859
dildo talk
>>696922701
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
http://www.strawpoll.me/10857452
Choose
>>696923110
Good choice. I love the knotted ones. Man, they have so many, I just can't decide.
>>696923215
Hey SBG, how's it going?
>>696923156
What is up my dudes.
>>696923368
Nothing much, probably going to try to sleep in a minute. You?
>>696922989
Beatin' it. Sittin in the security room. Kinda wanta press buttons.
>>696923110
Can't type my story out fast enough. Dash, can you relay my gay story about dildos?
>>696923348
http://dir-x.net/p/bkg.rar
>>696923454
Spent the last 5 hours playing Dota, adjusting to West Coast NA sleep schedule before I go to Seattle in a few days.
>>696923288
John
>>696923345
you tried any toys before? id say get some really cheap toys and decide what you like first
>>696923368
ayy
>>696923513
Hah, nice.
The one about being able to take a large David to the hilt?
>>696923110
yeah that makes sense, but I don't feel I'm going to outgrow them anytime soon. I don;'t put much effort into stretching. They've served me for over a year now, and will probably last many more.
>>696923647
ayy_lmao.gif
>>696923631
Cool dude.
>>696923647
Nope. No actual toys, but I've improvised a lot.
>>696923594
http://dir-x.net/p/bkg.rar
Well they're all in there, can't be fucked to post any more fucking captcha is cancer.
>>696923345
I have david and I really fucking love that knot, mmmmmmmmmm
>>696923670
Yup. I guess that's the story. And the jay one if you want. About to go. Probably wont get to respond.
>>696923594
thank you very much, mr anon
>>696923894
I don't enjoy anal. I have tried many times. Also, gtg. Have a good one. ~mous.
>>696923894
Yeah, that one looks great. Not sure if I want medium or large though. Being the size queen that I am, large is just bigger than anything else I've taken, so I really want to get it. But I'm still not sure if I could handle it.
>>696923903
I don't remember any of the story about Jay. I don't have a good memory.
>>696923694
eh fair enough if thats your thing
im no size queen but small still too small
>>696923778
spoopy
>>696923786
kek
its a lot different tho but ay
what kinda shit you improvised with? i wana kek.
>>696924248
Mr. Bones' wild ride never ends.
>>696924171
Yeah idk. You could go large and always work into it.
>>696924248
Yeah they work for me so whatever.
>>696924373
>>696924583
>>696924248
I've used water bottles a lot. Couldn't go too deep, but I could handle the circumference. I think I measured them at about 8". I could put the base in first, and I would fantasize about it being a horse cock. I've also used one of my doggo's toys before. It's supposed to be like a rope, but it's made out of rubber. 18" long, but I could never get more than halfway.
>>696924667
>>696923345
Pretty good
Yourself?
>>696923991
You finished downloading bro? cos i dont leave files on there for very long.
>>696924731
kek thats some hardcore improvisation
you really are a faggot.
you cant do that shit by accident.
>>696924853
I wish I had a skeleton to hand, would make for some great snapchat stories and memes.
>>696924879
I'm alright. Really tired though, have slept terribly the past couple weeks.
>>696924945
Yeah, I was sticking things in my ass when I was like 10, and I could use my whole fist by 14. I'm hardcore indeed.
>>696924888
Im still downing it
>>696924888
>checked
I'm at 190/218 almost done
>>696924992
sold mine for rent
>>696925142
Such is life
>>696925142
pff
yea go for large toys then fam. im still kinda tight
>>696925142
man I got shit sleep the last two nights. Last night it was an annoying heard of deer, and the night before I had to keep scaring bears away from my camp site.
It's so hard to sleep when there's adrenaline in your system, it wasn't fun.
How can someone like this things? Disgusting degenerates.
>>696925552
K
>>696925552
What's not to like?
>>696925344
Yep. Like I said, I want to get a large David, and I think I could handle the girth, but I'm not too sure about the length. The larger circumference things I used I couldn't take more than about 5-6". I dunno, I guess I'll just get a large anyway.
>>696925461
I just have a hard time sleeping anyway. I wake up about every hour, and often don't go back to sleep afterward.
>>696925552
>>696925552
I prefer the term "drooling subuman" but degenerate also works.
>>696925552
What do you fap to then?
>>696925711
you should get a diagnosis and get some meds. That's not healthy and it's taking years off your life.
>>696925873
Fap to dreams and emotions.
kek
>>696925972
I'm used to it. My sleep has always been all kinds of fucked up, since I was a wee lad. Sometimes I'll sleep for 12-15 hours a day when I just don't feel like getting up. But the past couple of weeks I've only slept about 2-3 hours at a time. It's just normal to me. I started on some medication for depression a couple weeks ago, and I seem to be sleeping worse if anything. But whatever. I don't care enough to do anything about it.
>thread killer
more like underage filter
>>696925711
i probably wont be getting anymore bd toys for a long time
just cant afford.. BUT if i did id go for maybe a small flint
(even small is huge)
its possible id go bigger but then id have to have it very soft
and it looks like that toy would be more fun in firm because of dat texture
>>696926286
you sick fuck
>>696925707
If i had a gun i would be taxi driver but instead of killing addicts i would kill furries ponnies and that stuff
>>696926411
Yeah, Flint looks nice, but that girth is indeed huge. That was one of the first ones I wanted before I decided, "nope, just too big for me". I'm really starting to consider Kippy though. I like cat benises, and doggo knots, so it's like perfect. I just wish it was in different sizes.
>>696926547
Are you registered mentally retarded? Is that why you don't have a gun?
>>696926307
Don't die.
>>696926819
I don't think I will, but I wouldn't complain if I did. I have no regrets in life.
>>696926547
can't wake up
>>696926743
Nah, just live in a country with a very strict control.
>>696926307
>>696926819
yeah
just cause you're use to it doesn't mean it's healthy though
i politely ask that you supply me some .webm files to 'enjoy'
i would be very greatful,
thank you.
>>696926917
Don't die.
i politely ask that you supply me some .webm files to 'enjoy'
i would be very greatful,
thank you
When the money's all gone,/
it's the same old song/
'Get up Jack, John sit down';
>>696926700
but yea tldr dragon dicks are great i want loads but HOLY SHIT they are expensive
i honestly still cant believe i spent 208 dollars on one.. well
people spend way more.
but still. its just a dildo you know? but it will be aight. its worth it for me. ill have fun.
but damn
>>696926547
You need to be over the age of 18 to use this site.
>>696926990
I haven't exactly lived a healthy life in any sense of the word, so I don't care too much. I'd rather die quickly honestly. I've been really thinking about smoking cigarettes just die quicker.
>>696927111
I'd say it's worth it if you make good use of it. They're neat, unique things that are well made.
>>696927120
What makes you think that i'm underage? Not linking that filthy stuff you like? Successfully baiting some retardards? You cringe my very soul
>>696927276
Stop it...
Hello fellow perverts. What's the word(s)?
>>696927420
I mean, I'm just being honest.
>>696927375
>>696927276
very true
and nigga you know imma make good use of it.
in more ways than what its intended for. its gonna be a really good meme
/g/ aint ready
>>696922910
Ran this one whilst I waited....
>>696927529
Nothing really. You?
>>696927610
I bet the /g/ mods love you for posting stuff like that.
>>696927536
No.
>>696927375
No not likeing it dosnt make you underage, posting cringwirthy edgy stuff and being unable to ignore or filter threads you don't like is the give away.
In the settings tab you can filter threads so you never have to see them, also no one forces you to open threads so seeing that you can't figure out the filter and you have no self control your underage nature is very apperent.
>>696927375
>retardards
Who's the retard now?
>>696927781
Come on, you know I'd look fuckin cool if I started smoking anyway. I be like this faggot here.
>>696927762
they really do
speaking of that i havent memed there today
feels like its time for an even danker meme than socks
but i want a very active thread
>>696927529
Come along, come along, you jolly brave boys:
Amanuensis. That's the word. Get with it :)
>>696927968
How often do you get b& from /g/?
>>696927946
Quit it.
>>696927945
"jontron_staring.jpg"
Still you
PO furfgts
>>696927762
Is it ever anything with me?
>>696927993
A fine word, indeed.
>>696928082
i try get banned every day
sometimes mods are asleep but usually i get banned
>>696928134
You really love me, don't you?
>>696927968
>>696928220
I dunno.
>>696928374
Kek, that's pretty fucking great.
>>696928171
Nigger, you better be baiting
>>696928171
anyone got anything with a nice knot?
i love a pic with a nice, girthy knot
>>696928391
>>696928641
Heya Gerald, how's it going?
>>696928672
You're a cute little rabbit.
>>696928609
>>696928510
No. The answer is always no.
>>696928641
Hoiya GT.
>>696928834
Then I guess that makes two of us.
>>696928773
Greetings Mer Dash.
It's going.
>>696928220
V. Fine. Any similar words to contribute? I'm all earz :)
>>696928834
Greetings Mer Proto.
I'm no furry, but don't you guys think that the world would be a much more interesting place if there were species of highly anthropomorphized animals on a similar level to us?
Then again, look at the clusterfuck and conflict we have going on with just different kinds of humans...
>>696923376
No more rabbits join to the communist party
>>696929017
antidisestablishmentarianism
>g/fur spammers
>>696929453
Woah. NO need to jump straight for the clitoris, boy? What's wrong with a kiss?
>>696929622
I like that picture a lot.
>>696925713
>>696929707
Nonsense, It's all the way or none of it. Now come here so I can tell you a few more words.
>>696930030
I'm glad you like it.
>>696930050
I'm going to try to get some more sleep, so I'll probably be back in a couple hours. Later.
>>696930426
canine design
no knot
4/10
>>696930147
She has a nice belly
I like nice bellies
>>696930478
bye
>>696930560
is this part of a comic?
>>696930108
*smiles, growls out* When the money's all gone, it's the same old song; 'Get up Jack, John sit down...' Run along, run along, you jolly brave boys...Plenty more grog in the jar... *He arches a brow, asks tone just a hair teasing and sarcastic, "I'm not really seeing where I could sit over there....."
>>696931373
sauce? look's like darkwolfwillow, but i could be wrong.
>>696930329
>>696931651
>>696931261
Don't you try and lewd me. I shall not be swayed by your honeyed words.
>>696932014
hnnnng....
I like them big guys.
Got more?
>>696931261
I don't know, must've been the roses....roses...or the ribbons...in her long brown hairz.
>>696922910
äyyy
>>696926700
No more. Fascism join to the communist party
>>696932398
need more webm's, anything with cum would be nice. i want some good video's
>>696932157
I wind up lewd'ing everyone, sooner or later, doll. It's a theme with me. I'd love to see whatever else you'd like to show me....I have to admit to more than a little interest...
>>696932398
YES!
>>696931851
>>696933034
>>696932650
i'm scurred.
New thread?
>>696933149
Ur get shrekt noob
