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Civ thread
Y'all some orcs.
4 or 7 decides first move.
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Walk into river and drown
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>>677117182
Kill niggers
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>>677117182
Cut some wood for and make a fire
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>>677117416
this
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>>677117847
Decent i would have built a bridge
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One of them gets aids
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>>677117182
Build wood and rock tools
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op is kill?
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>>677118492
Yes
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>>677117847
9 or 6
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>>677118609
Send men to the mountains to collect sheep and shiny rocks.
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>>677118609
gather more wood build a hut
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>>677118609
Cut down trees
Make wood armor and weapons
Prepare to assualt the mountain folk
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>>677118772
Roll
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>>677118609
drown themselves in river
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>>677118842
Rolling for this
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>>677118609
do what ocs do and fuck untill its a smaller tribe of 30 oe so
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>>677118933
Sad that dubs dont count
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>>677119036
Counts this replie as reroll?
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The people make a religion based on god moot
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>>677118789
Naw hut anon got
first>>677119161
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Use wood to make a bridge
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>>677118789
huts a little small, spooning may occur.
2 or 5
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>>677119626
Use seeds to plant crops
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>>677119626
Need more orcs
Copulate
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>>677119626
Build a giant stone penis
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>>677119806
Reroll
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>>677119829
Rolling for this
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>>677119855
Dubs demand it
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Donald Trump is the new god of our tribe
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>>677119806
>>677119855
Things are a little dribbly down south
6 or dubs
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>>677120470
We kill humans
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>>677120470
>how long until babies?
Also, time to equip the orcs with weapons
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>>677120470
Catch some fish from the stream and build a fish rack
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>>677120470
Tree falls on hut
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>>677120470
Orcs go berserk and kill each other
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>>677121066
fuck
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>>677120470
Bear attack
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>>677120677
le pregnant orc army awaits.
smoke is rising beyond the mountains
dubs or 4 gets it
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>>677121332
Time to build a wall
Invaders are coming
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>>677121332
Divert part of the river to form moat around village. Leave room inside for expansion
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>>677120470
Orcs invent the internet
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>>677121451
Roll
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>>677121451
Roll
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>>677121451
Again
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>>677121332
Capture fish Orcs need food
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>>677121451
Rolling
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>>677121451
Do it!
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>>677121644
Nice
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>>677121644
Checked
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>>677121644
Winrar. Dubs + 4 too. Maybe make a tower inside too. Shaped like a dong. I mean.... It was a special roll
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>>677121332
Kill some jews
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>>677121613
>>677121613
Orcs eat man flesh retard.
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>>677121801
And hobbitsis
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>>677121801
Are there rules on what fantasiy creatures eat?
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>>677121332
orcs make better weapons out of the rocks
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Juat joined. How quick is OP on delivery
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>>677121332
Its time to expand the civilization.
They start a orgy.
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>>677121332
Orcs begin worshipimg the dark gods for unspeakable power.
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>>677122318
he's taking a break to beat off between each one
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Op is kill?
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>>677122457
Doubt it. Hes doing a good job
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>>677122457
Takes him around 7-10 mins, plus this one is more detailed
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>>677121644
>>677121451

One baby born, one childbirth related death, one village wide moat, lot less wood.
Orcs are getting hungry.
2 or dubs.
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>>677122730
annnd the file.
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Just rolling through with my dubs
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>>677117182
Dig open quarry outside of camp , ya know for metals and shit
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>>677122780
Hunt for food.
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>>677122780
Eat dead orc mother
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>>677122780
hunt lolis
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>>677122780


zoom out a bit and the whole town goes with them up the hills hunt some orcs for a big bbq-party in the evening
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Attempt to contact civilization over mountAins, if not fellow green orcs go to war
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>>677122852
Winrar. Although they should eat the dead orc mom
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>>677123314
Thank you
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>>677117182
Heat death of the universe occurs and everything that exists dies.
The End.
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>>677122852
quarry is go, orc child labour wut.
Supply of iron ore build up in the village.
7 or dubs
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>>677123659
>Heat death of the universe occurs and everything that exists dies.
>The End.
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>>677123707
Winrar. Game over.
>inb4 OP is a faggot
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>>677123659
Eat dead orc mom for nourishment. Used quaried materials to build obelisk shaped like a penis dedicated to dark God (OPs name). We need to have religion
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>>677123659
go looking for boobs and food
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>>677123901
Rolling!!!
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>>677123789
7 or dubs
>>677123707
>7
Winrar.
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>>677123944
Winrar!
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>>677123659
Fish for food
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>>677124033
Nope, this won first: >>677123707

OP said 7 or dubs, got 7 first
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>>677123707
Thread has ended. Go in peace.
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>>677123659
Kek. Child labor
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>>677124139
Ight
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>>677124139
Lame
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>>677124139
Kewl, but now we're in hell. Hell sucks.
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>>677124139
At least OP wasn't a faggot about it. He respected the get.
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>>677124349
>>677124365
All that's left yo, heat death is sweaty af
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>>677124740
If dubs or higher new life forms in the void
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>>677124139
>>677124740
Yeah yeah. Its just shittt to do one of these threads and have an OP who draws well and is quick to deliver... To have it end so abruptly is a bummer
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>>677124740
You could represent what's happening in the after life and continue.
>whatever is the equivalent of metaphysical life in the afterlife or whatever
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>>677125033
WINRAR DUBS
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>>677124740
>>677125042
>whatever is the equivalent of "civilization" in the metaphysical life in the afterlife or whatever

fixed
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>>677124422
Except the get doesn't make sense. Heat death of the universe would take place trillions of years after everything resembling a planet had ceased to exist and every elementary particle was so far apart that they would never have the ability to interact.

In other words it's kind of like saying "what they did was travel forward in time trillions of years", which doesn't make sense.
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rolling for dubs.
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>>677125166
Think of this heat death of the universe as being a consequence of something else that wasn't defined.
>the effect, not the cause
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>>677125033
Winrar! Where the new lifeform at? Nigger!
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>>677125166
Maybe they built a time machine as big as the universe, put the universe in it and then traveled in time to the future.
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>>677124139

that was by far the most productive thread like this i have ever seen. normally all the characters just fuck and kill each other.

good job op, and sick heatwave, trippy as hell
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>>677125495
This is fine but the rules of the game would have required them to mine all sorts of rare metals, invent sciences, develop high-tech manufacturing, crack the code of physics, develop even higher tech sciences, etc.

All those niggers had was 4 fucking orcs, some wood and some iron ore and a fucking shack. That's like saying Africans built a time machine
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>>677117182
Be a the first gay pride Orc and be fabulous.
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>>677125351
Except that it still would have required a colossal length of time to occur, barring the intervention of some super-power God. Which I suppose in a way is what happened.
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>>677125986
Maybe a super-intelligent extraterrestrial race did it then.
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question for you OP - did you actually like roll a dice or something to decide that one died in childbirth etc?
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< 22 > She is such a slut. Never cheat on me. Enjoy /b/ http://www64.zippyshare.com/v/H8FkevR2/file.html Will remove in 5 minutes :)
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>>677126334
Op is gone man, some troll fucked his thread and he peaced out
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>>677126201

yeah, us.
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>>677126369
Keep allowing this spam on 4chan and it will get as bad as the bots on Omegle. Report the spammers.
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>>677126176
>>677125986
>>677126201
OP here, to confirm lore/history or whatever, heat death was caused by pic related.

>>677125652
Thanks!
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The sky glows purple, the mountains are red, and the orcs glow a blue glow as well as blue glowing trees.
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>>677126647
Terrifying
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