FREEZE!!!
We have a warrant for the arrest of Michael Roberts!!
We heard he was in this thread.
Roll to show me your ID and your free to leave.
>>677094245
fuck u police suk my dik
>>677094245
I Dindu Nuffin
>>677094458
that name
>>677094458
wowie nigga
don't know where he is
nobody gonna get that name
not here boss
>>677094458
Sir we have confirmed you are of african decent
we need you to come with us to answer a few questions.
>>677094245
Fuck you police! You're never gonna getvthis sexy sonofabitch
dunno sorry man
>>677095347
got any gum?
Haven't heard of him
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>>677095347
thank you for your compliance citizens
here are your IDs back you are free to go
have a good weekend and drive safe
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>>677095498
you two are awfully suspicious... OFFICER!
>>677094245
FUCK YOU PIGS YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
>>677094245
i didn't do shit mother fucker
here
:D
Ball sac
>>677095498
nope
move along
not me
>>677095498
i have mints if you want some
You'll never find him
I dinnit do nuffin
>>677095644
look at me hector
whats seems to be the officer , problem?
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>>677095858
Back to anonymous?
I know a Michael Robinson, not Roberts
Holy Shit it's happening
Bread roasting
>>677095622
>>677095644
sorry for accidentally grabbing your dubs during the pat down fellas
move along
>>677095929
Refresh from the browser, you nigger
>>677094245
Here is my ID good sir
>>677094245
My name is Donald. No suspects here.
ive changed my name, you'll never find me.
>>677096101
show us your tits too maam
>>677094245
We can help you find this michael roberts
However, we have need of many shekels.
We make trade now? yes?
kekellokook
Can't stump trump
>>677094245
I swear I am not a nigger
>>677094245
oh lawdy lawdy
Just a sec, officer, I'm on the phone
>>677094245
I knew a Micheal Roberts in high school. He got throat cancer and breaths through a tube now.
>>677094458
>Ebony Sexton
>Posts picture of black kid
New goat name.
That certainly isn't me!
>>677096258
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>>677095187
Officers that nigger stole my bike
>>677096253
H-here
Haha nice try.
Good thing I'm not him
>>677094245
i think i know that guy
>>677096225
nice try Philip
>>677094245
never seen him
>>677096667
off by one
rekt faggot
AM I BEING DETAINED
never heard of him
Never heard of him
>>677096544
dubs confirmed he indeed stole your bike
we have arrested him and are currently "questioning" him on its whereabouts
thank you fine citizen for your evidubs
No Michael Roberts here
my name is Michael Roberts, here's my ID officer
rollan
>>677095823
>Mae Cummings
Aint no Michael Roberts round these parts.
Never heard of him
Fuck off faggot
>>677096967
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?
>>677094245
m-move along please
My name is Michael but not Michael Roberts.
who's micheal??
>>677094245
Hello Officer.
>>677097113
nice try blake
Officer you dropped your intellieigence XDddd mexico #1
Ok
oh shit
>>677097059
Your name sounds like a fucking Mexican drug kingpins name
No micheal here
he's coming soon
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>>677097183
Yeah that Blake kid is a real, real piece of work.
>>677094458
>EBONY
shot on sight
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>>677096841
POLICE, POLICE!
DO YOUR JOB!
Racially profile and arrest these filthy MINORITIES.
Keep my boards safe!
>>677097318
Hows the Cartel this time of the year?
>>677094245
he lives in /pol/
>>677094245
Here, see officer? Fvck off
Nothing to see here officer
dont know who youre talking about
KFC RIMS FAT ASSES WATERMELON SPREADING DA WORD OF JESUS BLM I DIN DUUU NUFFIN OFFICAH
https://youtu.be/DMpYQCd9z3Q?list=RDgVyFy61SP4U
>>677097536
I know a Henry Zhang
>>677097500
dubs do not lie citizen
we appreciate your hard work and the evidubs you have submitted
the suspects listed have been arrested and will be "questioned"
>>677097500
hmmmmm... them dubs seem pretty suspicious.
What seems to be the officer, problem?
>>677094245
cancer
>>677097611
what kind of chink name is that
>>677097536
No no cartel here
Here you go, officer.
>>677094245
dindu nuffin officer
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>>677097845
Woaaaa Alto ahi, amigos! It is just a friendly search, compadres...
He dindu nothing
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>>677097318
ding ding ding
>>677098074
leticia melton
ebony sexton
you two are related arent you
fuck off pig
>>677094245
leave some mints out as bait, he'll come in no time
Hello, I am here.
definitely not me
>>677098493
SWARM SWARM SWARM
>>677097633
>Michael
>Herbert
>Robert
CLOSE ENOUGH
We need moot
>>677098420
sir we have reason to believe you have marijuana on your person
looks like the techs in the lab have confirmed it
come with us sir
>>677095533
>ebony proctor LMAO
i am a nigger
you'll never get me alive
S'all good man
Cheese it dood!
OH SHIT
>>677098759
>byron bryan
dear god this is one of the best names
>>677098720
Am I being detained?!
>>677094245
No Michael here, no.
>>677098760
YOU CERTAINLY ARE
>>677098760
yes you are sir
move along
Who is this Michael Roberts?
>>677098760
Oh yes you are you nignog
N-no Micheal here o-officers
>>677094245
fug the porice!
>>677094245
Michael Roberts? Do I look like a fucking Nigger?
>>677098965
we need to bring you in for "questioning" then we will discuss your fines
you should be able to I-bond tonight, record seems clean
Innocent
Naggers
>>677094245
Fgts
I am Moberts Richael his retarded brother
Police here. We're also looking for Jeffrey Mcdowell, Virginia Douglas and Alex Obrien
i aint white but i aint black tho
>>677094245
Not here op
>>677094245
You got it officer. No need to shoot me.
Damn niggers running
dont shoot me bls
>>677094245
I'm untouchable!
not me sir
Fight me faggot
>>677094245
Fuck off coppers
>>677099634
yeah I'll take 2 tacos, one refried beans side... and uhhhh what you want to drink, babe? UHHHH ONE DIET SODA
>>677094245
of course officer
>>677094245
nothing to do with me sir.
Rum
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>>677100000
I wonder
You can't have my name!
Fuck me faggot
>>677094245
Sure thing, officer.
Please don't do it, I'm a virgin
/roll 999999999 for id
>>677099865
you racist motherfucker we aint payin for no wall esay
Leeb me alone fugg B/
Nigger
>>677094245
i don't get it
>>677100168
jeff
get the van
we got work to do
>>677100295
hey are you gonna pay me back bitch?
>anita day
checkem pigs
>>677094245
FUCK YOU PING
>>677094245
you ain't catch me
Look!
>>677100464
kek'd
>>677100569
>debbie gay
check'd faggot
hands up! don't shoot!
Fuck you pigasus, Once Bernie's in office we'll deport you all back to Wall Street. Feel America being great again running dog lackey
Its aint me officer
I didnt do nuffin
Check em
Good day, gentlemen
I see another party got raided
That Michael Roberts is bad news kids
you dont want to be partying with him
Got a moment to talk about your futures on the way out?
I'm Iva Bigun, from Cums Copious
Hey guys. What's with this format?
>>677094245
Am I being detained? Am I free to go?
>>677103074
your free to go constance
have a good day
>>677094245
fuck you
>>677101936
>have to write it as one word so ameritards would understand the joke
>>677094245
I am not the perp you're looking for, officer.
No hablo inglese
>>677094245
But I'm innocent.
>>677094245
YO b1tch a33 p0l1ce h0ld1ng a brutha down
>>677094245
dafuq
No Michael Roberts here suh
Do you have probable cause that I'm Michael Roberts? If not, you can FUCK OFFFFFF
>>677094245
I did nothing!
What's up?
>>677100569
>gay
>post ending in 69
The mods have spoken
>>677103681
kek'd
>>677094245
bruh
I did u nuffin
so if you post twice does it show the same name
>>677105019
Oh.
