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If your name is John Smith you have to kill yourself,
Get rolling fags
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Stopsound
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>>677093470
roll
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>>677093470
Rill
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>>677093548
What kinda name is luz?
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JOHN CENA ON THE WAY
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>>677093470
fuck you nigga i aint no john smith
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u almost got me
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>>677093668
Ok then
>Gustavo
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well...
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>>677093470
Macarena McWellington FTW
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>>677093746
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try again?
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.....
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rolando
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K
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>>677093470
lol k faggot
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My name is actually Brent Wilson, but do you guys like my meme? It's called le out of centre circle
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O shit
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>>677094105
sure Juan Cummings XD lmfao
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Rollerino
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>>677094105
>Juan Cummings

KEK
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>>677094198
Haha, more like lyin' Raul Cruz
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rolling...
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>>677093470
>24
Wut?
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I AM THE ONLY JOHN SMITH
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Behold
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rolololo
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JOHN SMITH LIVES!!!
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Rolling
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>>677093470
How about if your name is the opposite sex you have to kill yourself? Raise the stake.
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not today
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I wish
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go
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>>677094681
then i've died like 4 time already
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>>677094685
close but thats no john
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>>677094677
>>677094679
>>677094681
>>677094739
Where are the names ?
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I am now John
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>>677094826
reload
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>>677094681
Yeah, then like 90% of people will die...
They are no females here and dumb fucks will keep rolling.
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>>677094826
where are thy name ?
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TEST ME NIGGA
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Fingers crossed for a quick exit
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>>677094907
alright stark calm down, we know your pissed about your family and everything
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>>677094968
>Clarence
kek
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>>677094907
You gotta kill yourself now.
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>>677093470

Jokes on you, my name is Sohn Jmith
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>>677095144
>Joy Farley
sadly not. lol
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PLS I WILL BE JOHN SMITH
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WILL do it if it happens. I live in VA and will do it by cop.
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rolll
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Jon Smit reporting in
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ay
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Johns Mith has arrived
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Smith... John Smith here for duty
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>>677095344
>Timothy Garrison
You should if you look like that...
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>>677093470
Death get!
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>>677093470
roll
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well rip
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Rolf Mcharris
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There are and never will be any John Smiths.
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Will cam if John Smith
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Mis muerto
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>>677096079
>Joann
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will tits if john smith
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>>677096027
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>>677093470
got the gun right here
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will fight my dad if john smith
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Stallmanu pls bless me
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John Smith checkum
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test
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test
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but john smith took command of the first colonists when everything went to shit
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>>677096484
>Roland Nolan
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>>677096666
All hail satanic quads
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>>677093470
roal
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if my first name starts with a c and my last name starts with an e, I'll kill my gmothers husband.
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I forgot the name of the girl
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>>677095811
>>677096911
dub brothas. also, you have my name things but backwards. the first staarts with an e and the last a c...weird.
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>check it
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>>677093470
Fuck it
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>>677093470
r0ll
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>>677093470
roll
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names are memes
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john smith right here
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My name is gayer than John smith
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>>677097126
>Charlie Bean
kill yourself
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Ahhhh
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hjk
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Why do names appear in some threads but not others
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>>677097637
You have to refresh for names
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Hi, my name is John.
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ok
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>>677097814
Dont lie >Bessie
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>>677093470
No, this is Patrick
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>>677098047
hows that bond going?
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>>677098206
>Tyrone
You can't have my wife...
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yeah okay
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>>677098436
your wife would love my Koch
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>>677093470
roll
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Rolllingg
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>>677093470
Rolling for death
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>>677093470
rolling for John Smith
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JOHN SMITH?!
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fuck
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>>677098199
>Nice Dubz
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lets do this shit
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john smith for tits?
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>>677099402
nope...
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I'm late sorry.
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Rrrrol
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John roll
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>>677093470
M'lady
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>>677093470
Roll for killslef
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AAANNDDD HIS NAME ISSS
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>>677100043
AAANNDDD HIS NAME ISSS
>Verna Cortez

kek
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op is a faggot
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John Smith GET
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hmmm
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Ah okay then.....fucking roll
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>>677093470
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>>677100476
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...
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MOOK why no john smith??
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>>677100810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53HDr0-Qew
is awesome!!
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roolle
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heeerrreeessss Johnny Smith
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roll i want out
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>>677101974
......
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DID I WIN
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>>677093470
Oh no.
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fingers crossed!
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>>677102505
Thanks for the vids on limewire vicky
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rol
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check it
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>>677093470
I'll fucking do it on a live stream
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check my whore name
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>>677093470
rolling in the deep
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>tries to get a random name
>gets john smith
>an hero
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Will Smith time baby
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john smith get
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rool
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>>677103077
nurp
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>>677093470
Roll
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>>677093470
Roll
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Rolling for a cool identity
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mitchell
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>>677093470
rollon
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Heatnings
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Release me from this hell
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>>677103262
>T. Estes
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>>677103337
AFGGGGHHG WHAT THE HELL?
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Ruling
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>>677103164
pornstar name
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awooga
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>>677093470
roli
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>>677093470
Lets do it faggots
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rawling
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>>677103346
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>>677093470
roll for donald
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top kek m9
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John Smith reporting in.
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>>677103735
Reroll
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I HATE FUCKING NIGGERS
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Rolo
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yo
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>>677093470
Roller
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I am not gonna get it
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>>677093470
roll, i need an excuse
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>>677103824
says a nigger name
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:)
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Death visit me plz
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>>677103940
:^)
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Bill Mayes here with a special TV offer
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>>677093470

I'm safe
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Im da only one
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>>677104571
>Ismael Cisneros
>CIS
Get out of her Tumblr
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k
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meh what are the chances
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>>677093470
erooooooooooooool
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Rollin for smith john
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>>677093470
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>>677104918
>Susan Boyal
is here under a fake name
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Ril
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>>677093470
Not Yimmy?
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okay... last few now as i have a job interview soon...
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rollo
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>>677105331
Legend
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kk
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>>677105331
SHIT?!!!! no job interview for me then XD
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ples
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>>677105331
Bastard
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>>677105331
You know nothing
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Allahu roll
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rollirono
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i just got off work

wtf is wrong with chan? (not the jackie)
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>>677105331
YUO KNO NUFFIN JON SNOOOOOOOO
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John Smith?
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>>677104918
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tGTDS6ftK_U
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>>677105331
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k
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ok.
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>>677105331
have fun kiddo
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>>677093470
Rolling to speed up the process
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roll boy
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no u
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John Smith get
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well guys thanks for having me, i've been John snow. GOODNIGHT
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>>677107162
What the fuck kinda name is that
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My body is ready,

EVERYONE WITH JOHN AND SMITH IN THERE NAME GET READY FOR SUICIDE ROULETTE
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>>677093470
rollin'
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it will not happen
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>>677107369
>>677105331
^^ >John Snow
already got it
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here
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Rolling for James Bond - saw Aaron Bond before
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rollerino
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JK Rawling
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shit fam
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rolll
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>>677093470
Roll.
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I will change my name to the name I get.
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Nope no sir not tonight
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>>677093470
roll
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rolling for alliteration
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>>677105331
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rolin
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MOOT POOLE
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Guys. Why the fuck am I anonymous in every thread?
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