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starting a civ thread.

after a shipwreck, you find yourself on a beach with two men, a woman and a small child.

how do you proceed?

dubs/general consensus decides.
i will ignore retards.
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kill the other two men before they understand whats happening, tell women and child they didn't make it.
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build fort with the two men. stab them both in the back with a stick when it's complete.
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>>677094180
>poke someone in the back with a stick

KEK
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Sacrifice the child in a satanic ritual
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>>677094723
Reroll. Off by one
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>>677093226
also feel free to explore beyond the edge of what's visible....
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Cut down the palm tree and make a fort out of it
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>>677095164
>>677094180

the men build a hut, after which one of the men attacks the others with a stick, but gets chased off into the woods.
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>>677096181
oops
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>>677096217
>>677096181
Sacrifice small child to Donald Trump in hopes of surviving longer here
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>>677096217
One of the Men/Women goes swimming to find another Isle
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Gang rape the child with the two men and force the woman (presumably mother) to watch.
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>>677097469
Roll for this
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>>677097449
Roll
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>>677097469
Reroll
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>>677097469
also rape said child to death to conserve resources
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>>677096217
Just fucking go and explore the Isle.
Also,OP,ignore outrageous Requests to speed things up.
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>>677097937
We need to conserve resources and that kid will just be a burden
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Seduce woman
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Race the others to the liferaft, then leave them behind as I head to the nearest luxury resort.
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>>677098081
We dont even know how many fucking ressources we have yet
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>>677093226
Get the child to rape the mother
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>>677098170
Doesn't matter. Kid has to go
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>>677097937
Roll
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>>677098081
Plus relieving frustrations on the child will encourage cooperation and also break the woman's spirit allowing the men to use her later
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>>677098099
Winrar
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>>677097937
Rolle
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>>677098099
Impregnate her
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>>677097469
couldn't ignore 69.
the men rape the child as the woman watches.

>>677097449
in digust, the woman goes to find land elsewhere.

>>677098170
you obviously have none since you just got out of a shipwreck, faggot.
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Get all people to point towards the right part of the sky, and yell dubs.
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>>677098427
Then punch her in the stomach repeatedly
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>>677098466
Alright fuck this you ignore my dubs op is a faggot
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>>677096217
chop excess stockpiles (make stone tech hatchets first), build a storage warehouse for them both.
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>>677098466
Explore the Island. Also get the runaway guy to join the group again
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>>677098466
Send one man to scout further into the island and the other to keep ravaging the kids ass
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>>677098466
>>677098665
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>>677098466
Nice.
Now one of the men has to rape the other and drown him while he reams his ass
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>>677098701
Roll
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>>677093226
One man goes into the jungle to find food and source of water
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>>677098099
the men's seduction methods make the woman return to the island.
the child lies discarded in the sand.
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>>677098671
Roll
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>>677093226
i rape the woman and the child with the 2 men.
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>>677098822
EXPLORE THE ISLAND FFS
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>>677098822
Rape the Christ out of the woman and force her to cook the child up for the men.
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>>677098811
Also have the other guy fuck the girl
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>>677099056
This
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>>677099116
Reroll
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burn the hut down and woman to summon the all might Lord Satan who will bring lots of swag bitchez
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>>677098811
working on it, drawing some new terrain takes time though.
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>>677099056
This.
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>>677098466
>>677098822
>>677099266
sorry for stealing all your dubs btw
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>>677099056

This!
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>>677098822
Kill then gut child and use his bones as weapons and flesh as meat and take intervals exploring the island 2 by 2
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>>677099056
>>677099298
fuck of by one
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>>677098822
build cage for man #2, when it's done lure him into it
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>>677099056
By rape I mean really get in there and rearrange her organs, can't have her running away again. Also break an ankle. Furthermore, tell her if she wants to eat she has to find fresh water and enema herself, can't be getting urinary tract infections from her poop chute out here.
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>>677098811
>>677099600

as one of the men goes into the forest to investigate, the other secretly refashions the hut into a cage. the woman tries to clean the kid's wounds.

also i'll fix the sky in the next post.
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Find the abondoner
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>>677100067
Throw some seawater into the child's wounds to lighten the mood
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>>677100067
Rape the woman and the kid at the same time
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build a sandcastle with woman and child
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>>677100381
Reroll
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>>677100684
rerolling to make OP draw sand castle
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i am getting a headache looking at this
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>>677100067
look for pumpkins
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>>677100928
Roll for this. All this rape is making me hungry.
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>>677100067
the two men talk about dogging and the woman gets pissed off
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derp
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Nearly drown the woman for her insolence in aiding the child. Shove a handful of sand into her vag.
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>>677100928
>>677101033
rape the pumpkins
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More houses on sandy beach
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>>677101079
then rape them both
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>>677093226
Redistribution of the wealth
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Deeper in the forest you find a tribe of nignogs
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>>677093226
Show them the bannana meme.
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>>677101294
they try to 'stab' everybody with their 'spears'

unwillingly
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>>677101033
>>677100381
>>677099600

the abandoner and the explorer return with pumpkins, the man left on the beach decides against his plan of trapping the explorer since there is a third man now.
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>>677101306
haha i love that meme do any of the hackers here know how to post the banana?
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>>677101294
Roll for this
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>>677101533
the third man is a trap queen
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>>677101533
lel dubs again. lel forgot the pic again.

cut out the rape and start playing civ, there's enough rape sims out there.
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>>677101632
who is also good at literally trapping people
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>>677101688
embarrassing.
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>>677101533
Roll
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>>677093226
Build a wall to keep the two men from stealing my woman. MAKE THE ISLAND GREAT AGAIN!
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>>677101688
rape is a fucking massive part of the history of civilization m8
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>>677101755
Cut down some Trees and make Wooden Weapons out of them,also Boats
Oh and investigate further
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>>677101755
Scavenge forest and beach for sticks and rocks and twine/string to make basic tools
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>>677101755
pumpkin fight!
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Everyone bowels start making a terrible noise.
And the brown tsunami begin.
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>>677101755
the men decide if they ever get off the island they're gonna go dogging together
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>>677098466
>>677098822
>>677099266
>>677101533
>>677101688
>>677101755
Holy fuck OP is script kiddie.
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>>677101755
Get the woman to consenually perform fellatio on all three of them ending in a massive tropical island bukakke.
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>>677102208
im a hacker, im currently attempting to hack google images and retrieve the banana meme
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They find a map
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>>677101294
Rolling for nignog encounter
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are there nignogs or was that just a bad dream?
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>>677102310
stagger the cumshots so when the last guy cums the first guy is ready to go again

make some tropical punch so the men can rehydrate
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>>677102562
Roll
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>>677101294
Rollerino
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We use our dick to helicopter our way into the air and we hunt birds with a club
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>>677103123
Reroll
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>>677101933
Come on op
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>>677103123
Maybe your dick is like a helicopter...mine is more like a submarine - no one sees it for weeks at a time then it pops up unexpectedly.
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Eat the god damn child already.
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>>677103399
ignored for bullshit. sorry brah.
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>>677103878
Fuck you anon, let me at least fly past to reference my bullshit
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think i got most of it
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>>677103742
>>677101933

the men cut down some trees, build some boats, a second hut and some tools and weapons. then they go explore with some primitive weapons.

sorry for being late, NiP vs NA'VI is pretty exciting
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>>677104181
me am retard. sorry.
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The two men start a homosexual tribe and build a fort, the flag is the Brussels flag
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>>677104325
Send some Men to explore with the Boats,the other ones explore the rest of the Isle
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>>677104181
Build a wall around our huts and include some of the grass area in the wall for a farm
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>>677104483
Roll
>>677104534
BUILD
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They tame 2 Velociraptor's for extra mobility and hunting

Arc survival fucker's
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>>677104483
exploring w/ boats is on the to-do list right now.
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The women explores the plane to find our own of the men is a terrorist who made the plane crash but nobody knows who.
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>>677104325
One of the men takes the child in the night and kills it in the forest.
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>>677104325
Asteroid hits island.

Everyone is fine but there is a mysterious new object and crater in the upper right hand corner.

Nobody yet knows what it is.
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>>677104146 cont

>>677103123
>>677104437
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>>677104534
after encountering some nig nogs in the forest, the men return to the encampment and put up a wooden fence.
as night falls, they debate going to explore and leaving the encampent open or staying/engaging the negroes.
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>>677106141
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>>677106141
Trade the nubile young child for the nignog supplies. Lie and say the child is a virgin
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>>677106141
Make stone Spears and harden their tips with semen and shit
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>>677106399
Win
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>>677106399
on it
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how will i distinguish the nigs from the whiteys?
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>>677107120
Make em brown and short like the Pygmy bastards they probably are
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>>677107120
Color in the heads
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>>677107120
Make them purple
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GeT_RiGhT just aced NA'VI with an autosniper...
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>>677105644 cont

>>677106399
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>>677105644 cont

>>677106399

im so op, always forgetting
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>>677106399
as a nigger scout comes dickcoptering in, we trade the kid for a few bags of supplies and the niggers' friendship. we're now free to roam the sea.
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>>677108422
got dubs and forgot dubs, you're practically me now.
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>>677108539
Explore Poseidons Reich
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Make weapons to hunt down nigs
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>>677108539
Make stone pickaxes and start digging up more stone to improve wall
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Explore the sea and make a map of your findings
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>>677108422 cont
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>>677109002
Reroll
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>Kill self
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i'm gonna play some cs. be back later or something.
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