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Well /b/, this is it. I'm going to kill myself. Trips

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Well /b/, this is it. I'm going to kill myself. Trips decides how i do it.
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Excessive masterbation
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>>677092784
Hellium suffocation
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Drink yourself to death
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Bleach
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>>677092784
death by nigger - you will get what you want and nigger will end up in a place all niggers should be
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Dont
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>>677092784
By giving me all your belongings
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Play hearthstone till it kills you.
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Don't
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Heroin overdose
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>>677092784
Hang yourself while live streaming it
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old
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>>677096920
i second this yvonne
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Call the police then shoot yourself somewhere away from other people
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Call the police then shoot yourself somewhere far away from other people
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death by cops
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Stick your hand in a blender, turn it on, hold hand in blade and let yourself bleed out
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>>677094442
Almost ruined it you faggot

Rolling for >>677093075
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>>677098083
Roll
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drink bleach on Twitch
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No Balls, you won't
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>>677098083
Roll
Stream this shit
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Do a flip
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>>677096893
Probably the most fun way.
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Overdose on cocaine and don't forget to stream it, faggot.
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AUTO-EROTIC ASPHYXIATION GET
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starve to death
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seppuku with a penknife
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>>677092784
Old age
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>>677099481
re-roll
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Lock yourself in a room till you dehydrate
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>>677092784
Kill yourself with a butter knife
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Live stream it faggot
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Livestream yourself jumping off a building
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Don't do it faggot
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>>677094139
Thats a little rude, don't you think?
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Auto Erotica exephiation in front of your parents
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Please contact the national suicide prevention lifeline at 1 (800) 273 8255, or go to http://www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org/

You may not feel this way, but you matter. Please, don't do this to yourself.
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>>677100232
Rolling again.
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>>677100321
Rolling again.
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>>677100232
Rolling again...
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>>677092784
Drink bleach fag
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>>677100232
Look. It shouldn't matter if I roll trips or not. There is help out there for you. Please.
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>>677100232
But he doesn't matter faggot go kill yourself nigger
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You wont do shit, youre the little pussy you always were.. Go back to sleep and keep on living with your shitty life
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>>677101474
suck dick and die niglet
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Die of old age
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>>677092784
Whatchu talking bout, Willis?
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Die of old age
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>go outside
>tie gun to a large balloon filled with helium
>shoot yourself
>the police will never solve this murder
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>>677092784
people die when they are killed
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do a flip faggot
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Shotgun to the dick
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>>677102035
This
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>>677092784
>join ISIS
>acquire explosive vest
>pilgrimage to Mecca
>detonate
>???
>prophet
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date a hungry wolf
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Shootout with police
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>>677092784
More like Wills Killsmore.
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Attach a ton of balloons to a lawn chair bring a gun and end your fife up there
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>>677100232
Rolling for this
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>>677102687
that sounds fun
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>>677092784
are you dead if not shoot a bullet up your ass
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Overdose on any drug you want.
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>>677093075
This sounds fun, rolling
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cut your balls off and bleed to death.
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>>677100232
doesn't this hotline instead brings a SWAT team to your house to kill you instead of you committing suicide if you still wanted to die?
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nigga fag
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Do a barrel roll!
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>>677102906
roll
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>>677092784
It's easy, just take a look at the new """"""""""""""""""""""""4chan"""""""""""""""""""""""
it'll give you horrific cancer pretty easily
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Challenge every person you meet to fight to the death until you eventually lose
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cocaine of a hookers asshole,
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>>677092784
Go outside and take a walk, look up at the sky, breathe, and be glad youre alive.
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Jump down the up escalator
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kill urself by dying irl
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Whachu talkin bout Willis
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>>677103035
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Hammer
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Get a dominatrix prostitute who will torture you to death with her equipment, also let her kick you in the balls until you pass out like a little cuck you are
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>>677092784

shove a broom handle up your ass until it comes out your mouth
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Cut your dick off and bleed out
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>>677103313

rollan
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>>677103334

damn it!
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>>677103334

Almost quads but you fail at life.
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>>677092784
Death by horse cock.
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drink a bottle of superglue
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>>677103313

keep rollin it
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>>677092784
By fire and sword, with the iron will to succeed
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Jump into a shark infested ocean cut your self for bait.
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Go punch a black guy.
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find a hot girl with a buff black boyfriend and hit on her in front of him.
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>>677103313

rolling real hard real good for tis bitch called OP
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Jump from a bridge.
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>>677092784
Don't kill yourself, become a monk and dedicate your life to helping others
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>>677100232

Fuck this nigger. Please do go kill yourself, preferably by taking a blunt instrument to the head repeatedly.
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Barbecue your head
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Old age.
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>>677103313

Rolling with the rolls
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cacer thread
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Kill a cop
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Don die, become inmortal.
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>>677092784
old age
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>>677092784
What you talkin bout willis.
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livestream pl0xx
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>>677103313

never stopping the roll
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Suck a tailpipe
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>>677102492
>prophet
kek
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>>677103313

once a roller always be rolling
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>>677092784
DRUGS
>listen to me faggot
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Wear a batman suit , and commit suicide by cop . Shoe on head if you do it
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>>677103313

rollan it hard
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Dunno about you, but I'm hanging myself.
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>>677104029
Pls
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>>677092784
Allah Akhbar
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>>677103313
roll
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>>677092784

set yourself on fire
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>>677104090
So close
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>>677103313

loving to roll this
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>>677104166
This will be it
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aids
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>>677103313

will roll, keeping the rolls
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>>677104220
Fuck now I have to wait for the 3s to come
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>>677092784
keep being alive and live a normal life ;)
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>>677103313

now the roll
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>>677103313

aww the roll for this
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>>677104329
Batman suicide
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don't do it
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This
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>>677103313

roll call for rolling action
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>>677100232

Rolling
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>>677103313

rolling this even
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>>677092784
death by old age
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Don't kill yourself
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>>677103313

always rolling this
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don't do it m8
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>>677103313

rolling in the deep
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fuck a prostitute to death
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Chainsaw your head off.
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>>677103313

feeling trips nao
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>>677104349
this
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Death by donuts
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>>677092784
find the highest point in your vicinity
and then stab your self in the stomach and bleed out
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>>677104831
reroll
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>>677103313

roll for it
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do a flip nigger
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>>677092784
just kill yourself
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>>677103313

rollcore roll for it
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>>677104853
this
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>>677103313

rolls be rolled
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dont do it
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>>677103313

every roll is closer to gawd
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>>677094442
Do this
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>>677104479

Rolling for this
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>>677103313

still a roll for it
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>>677104553
almost
if trips: roll for this
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Knife in anus
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Let a bbw face sit your until you suffocate to death.
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>>677103313

aching for a roll
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Don't kill yourself
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>>677103313

do it op
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death by brazen bull
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>>677105130
rawl
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>>677103313

let's go with this
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>>677100232
rolling
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Suicide bomb at blizzard hq for the censorship of the anus
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>>677103313

master roller rolling
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>>677092784
Do a flip!
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fisting by a german shot putter. You gain bonus points, if she's a shemale
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>Go to a beach
>Swim far away where there's no land
>Continue swimming
>Don't stop
>DON'T FUCKING STOP SWIMMING
>Eventually you will be tired
>Don't stop swimming
>Get tired
>Drown
>Die
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scaphism
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>>677103313
rofling
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>>677105317
reroll
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Just die of old age bitch
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>>677104349
thissssss
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>>677098083
ROLL
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>>677103313

roll for itt
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don't do it op
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Old age
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>>677103313

op could do it
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>>677105381
Bitch ass. Roll
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>>677092784
buy a parrot and a kitten and love them
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>>677103313
roll
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Bleach cocktail
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>>677103313

rolling this for this
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>>677103313
Rerollin and bowlin
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>>677105456
Reroll
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>>677105456
rollin
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Shoot your dick off
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>>677105555
wew lad
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>>677103313

need this rolled nao
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Whatchu tawkin bout willis?
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>>677105555
WINRAR
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Op no kill.
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>>677105381
rolled
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Natural causes
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>>677100232
You're an absolute faggot Belinda
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>>677105555
Winrar!!!
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>>677105445
reroll
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>>677105598
rollin
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>>677105555
WINRAR
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Cut your body in half.
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>>677105555
SHIEEEEEEEEEEET
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>>677105555

WINRAR

OP, YOU NIGGER BETTER DELIVER
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Naturally
By which I mean go pick a fight with an alpha male for dominance and get your head stomped in.
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OP here.
i'm not pussying out. Will get a prostitute to do this.
>>677105555
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>>677092784
>Join isis.
>defeat America
>kill all the muslims
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>>677105555
What have you done
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>>677105555

winrarred with epic solution
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Roll
Make napalm and record yourself drinking it
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>>677105780
Record it and figure out a way to get it on the net so I can watch it in with my samsung VR.
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>>677105555
>>677105555
>>677105555
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>>677105780
God damnit.
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>>677105780

Good on ya, lad. Not a bad way to go.
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>>677103313
roooooool
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>Go to zoo
>Climb the tiger enclosure
>Fight a tiger to the death
>It'll be GREEEEAAATTT
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Cut your dick off.
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>>677105780

Awesome, record it, you better deliver.
4chan demands new fap material.
Do it for the greater good OP.
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>>677092784
Hang yourself and live stream
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>>677103313
good riddance
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>>677092784
Whatever you decide to do stream it to twitch for us faggot
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How do i livestream this? Also quads outdo trips, so if you guys have an easier solution, i will be happy to oblige. I love you guys, see you on the other side someday.
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>>677092784
>Get all the money you have
>Go to every prostitute of your town
>Fuck them raw
>Doesn't matter if you can't get hard after so many fucks
>Just put inside her a few seconds
>Get HIV and/or syphilis
>Wait for crazyness and/or death
>Meet Hitler
>Profit
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>>677092784
Go outside, ride a bike and get hit by any car or truck that passes by.
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Kall self fagit
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>>677105780

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YEAH

go for it OP

need a delivery
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>>677105555
Quads
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>>677102906
roll
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>>677106447
Livestream to twtch. It will take a little bit of time for the twitch mods to view the stream and take it down. It does not matter that your throw away twitch account will get banned.
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Barbed Wire!
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What a lame ass way to die. OP should meditate to death instead.
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>>677106447

make a public webcam chatroom on instantcams or something, share the link
???
PROFIT
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shove a bowling ball up your ass
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Stab yourself to death on twitch
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>>677106827
so like this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwQTsCiguHc
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Here's everything you'll need
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>>677092784
with a spoon
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