how many tinder matches do you have /b/
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how many tinder matches do you have /b/
When i used it actively i had around 3 to 5 matches a week. Sometimes less, never more. Got around 10 dates out of it in a year or so. Got myself a gf through WeChat though, that shit is asian central
>>677092345
atm 43
But when you look like a swedish masterrace viking it aint easy... Protip i guess maybe 20 or more are bots but what ever
>>677092615
what is it with /b/ and asians?
Honestly though. Nothing against them I just don't see the appeal to that look.
>>677093346
I've had a thing for asians my whole life basically. Nothing to do with this place. Though i assume it's because this site is for japanese related topics and discussion originally.
>>677093495
It seems to be a nerd thing. I work in the games industry and it's surprising how many (white british) guys have east asian GFs. Some of them born here so they're technically british but you know what I mean.
I've just never seen the appeal to that particular look. I think it's because I don't like round faces, many of them are quite featureless.
413
>>677094949
If you're a guy how picky are you with right swipes?
I've just started using it yesterday and got 5 matches, but I'm right swiping maybe once every 25 - 30 profiles
Got 15 matches in the first 24 hours of downloading. Been averaging 4 to 5 a day since then.
>have fire phone
>tinder is available on the Kindle market
>cant upload any photos
>dont have facebook anyway
no Tinder for me yo
is there a way to get Tinder without facebook or an android/iOS phone?
>>677095905
Nope, also tried it there is no way.
If this continues you won't be allowed to wipe your ass without sign in to your fuckbook account
>>677095905
just make a profile with the basic info, you don't need to actually add anyone or use it.
Though if you have less than 50 friends I think you need to verify via txt. It's to help make sure you're not a bot.
Matched with this chick I went to high school with. Sex was nice.
>>677095487
Fairly picky, I probably swipe right one in 20. I live in a big city so that helps quite a bit.
over 600
![IMG_0128[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TDK0o27.png "IMG_0128[1].png")
Are you fags mad that I have 627 matches?
Current 9 soild girls, all QTs.
I unmatch the ugly and the none responsive.
>>677092345
A lot.
Not very picky I just swipe fast.
The only ones I swipe left on is hambeasts.
Im in my late 20s and in a good relationship so idgaf really.
My girlfriend has it too and we're both on it for the luls.
Our favourite is when our friends find us on tinder and run to the other and rat us out.
>>677097747
lol no one even responds to you
>>677097747
Does your super cheerful approach and complimenting their looks actually work
>>677097997
These are continued conversations over time - beta faggot.
Too many. Now I can't follow them up anymore. Gonna reinstall and keep the number at max 10.
>>677097747
Are you that guy who calls yourself a pua, and you run around the club playing the odds, and when girl 100 gives you her number you run away like "PLAYAAHHHHHH"
What do you niggers put in your profile?
Just the usual "I'm looking for a faggot I can hold at night, not just in it for t3h secks tho XDD"
>>677098133
Only one of them is mid conversation faggot. I have over 600 matches fags and most respond to my shitty pickup lines
>>677098133
No they aren't.
>>677097287
Nope. That number makes the app pointless beyond a confidence booster.
this many
>>677098133
not that guy but your messages are beta as fuck, instnatly putting them on a pedestal
Don't do that shit. an IDGAF attitude works soo much better for actual success.
>>677097747
nice smileys, myrtle. Bet you get tons of action with that shit
>>677098559
You can't talk, no girls even respond to your shitty pickup lines. They are probably bots you ugly fuck
>>677098441
Four of the 9 are new conversations...
>why am I even explaining this shit to you
>>677098133
Nope. all look like opening lines.
>>677098710
I do quite well Bro.
>>677098607
This.
Girls get approached 400 times a week. They have learned quick easy ways to smell a rat.
Being so cheerful is fake. Noones like that. Also drop the emoticons.
Had it for 3 months
Can only get so far tho, only met two
One was a fatty and the other was trying to convert me to her feminist ways
>>677098607
LOL look at this mega virgin trying to tell me how to run game on a bitch, get the fuck out of here.
Got around 5 to 9 a day when I used it. And ofc the start you got a fuck ton. Not the biggest town in th world.
Stopped using after i met my current girlfriend there.
>>677097747
>you are absolutely breathtaking
(Beta as fuck)
>Heyyy
(Using 3 "y's" in a hey like a gril, can you say beeettttaaa?)
Fucking faggot, kill yourself.
>>677099160
Deep analysis of my messages = beta
>back to your pocket pussy
>>677098946
He's right tho lad
Doesn't work on every girl but the ones it does work on fucking love it and go crazy for pricks
>>677092345
About 130 odd
>>677098869
should have just played along till she put out thn told her if she was a real feminist she would have seen that coming.. impregnate her though..
>>677098946
>LOL look at this mega virgin trying to tell me how to run game on a bitch,
>run game on a bitch
>run game
>you are absolutely breathtaking
>heyyyyyy
KEK, kill yourself faggot.
>>677099320
I really depends on the girl tho, you can't be a prick straight away that's beta game, you hook them then start to go frosty on them... Then if they like you , they come back for you hard.
>>677099294
See; >>677099458
Oh heyyyyyy anon, you're so absolutely breathtaking!!!
Swipe ask questions later just do it for the luls
>>677099458
>same faggot
>same beta virgin
Go back the your tail porn
>>677099320
Nigga if your messages is what you consider game you're fucking pathetic
>>677098835
"being so cheerful is fake" nigga catch me out and ill be bouncing all over everything.. the walls.. your dogs dick.. my dick.. all dicks nigga.. pussies too.. im super cheerful and im always the happiest nigger in the house..
>>677099688
>Go back the your tail porn
Stop projecting, faglord. It's the second time you bright up porn to me. I get it, you like pron.
>>677099694
Fucking this.
Only the virgins here are moaning about that guys messages. That's 1/4 of the game plan.
>>677097747
>getting no responses
>typing like a 13 year old girl
hahahahahh
>>677099694
What messages you on about mace, I haven't posted any
A lot of angry betas on the thread with ZERO matches.
>>677092345
Over a thousand. I never talk to them though, way to much work, hardly ever ends in a date, easier and more fun to get laid at a bar. At this point I just like to look at hot birches on there when I'm taking a dump.
>>677100263
over 600 pal. You have probs less than 50
>>677100051
You think you get a young hot girl by acting like a University Professor?
Nigga plz
>>677100329
Prove it - screenshot faggot!
>>677100426
>Thinking in extremes
You must be 12
Iv'e gotten 40 since I started. Nothing has come of any of it though.
In this new city, if you aren't rich or good looking or live some kind of slick lifestyle, you aren't shit to these hoes
Plus I haven't had a haircut or purchased clothes that aren't second hand in over 6 months and that doesn't help
>>677099711
Black girls don't count, they are animals wearing human clothes
Fuck off back to the Savannah you black cunt
All the faggots with 100plus matches have been using the app for years and not unmatching. classic betas.
>>677092345
>download tinder app
>fill in details
>tinder then asks for FB
>deleted tinder
tru story
Currently 77 had like 180 but they were all spam
Nignog here, about 25. Women are racist af on this app. I rightswipe everything and unmatch hambeast, the old, fake and anything that looks like drama. San Francisco btw, getting Asians to match as a black guy is fucking impossible though I have had quite a fee in real life. Just want to share the perspective
>>677100426
no you just dont type like
"Heeyyyyyyyy Denise! Your so beautiful I just had to contact you :P :D !!!"
Makes you look like a little bitch
>>677099458
Rekt
>>677101299
>being black
>>677101147
Wut city?
>>677101361
What would you know about anything little beta?
>>677097287
>>677100802
This is my post ugly cunt
>>677099458
>>677101395
>same fag
>>677101299
Asians only match asians, I've got around 800 matches and maybe 25 are asians, those are all probably american born as well. White guy here.
>>677101582
Yeah sure bro
>>677101451
>not checking my dubs
>>677092345
56 but i'm not from the city or anything
![IMG_0129[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TjDYwtQ.png "IMG_0129[1].png")
>>677101645
yeah it is beta faggot
>>677092345
:stopthememe
>>677101625
Strangely, this makes me feel somewhat better. Also not looking to just slay puss, as I have 0 time, just want a single gf. How did you get so many matches, all my pics are hiking and mountaineering, are you wearing suits n shit lol?
Test
Currently 116
>>677101899
Fuck Finley in the ass for me
>>677101960
Gotta have non homosexual pictures
Don't have a phone, so no tinder for me.
>>677101899
Show your profile pic + bio
>>677102092
I will
>>677101535
What I know is that you want to spend as little time chatting to them on tinder as possible and try and get a date with them, if they say no you tell them to fuck off and try someone new
And I also know they don't reply to you because you type like one of their girlfriends would
>calling me a little betta while being proud of a screenshot showing how none of his NINE matches respond to him
>>677092345
None. I live in the middle of nowhere and don't own a smartphone.
>>677092345
299
>>677102201
Why. Are you a faggot or something?
>>677101899
"Good you"
hahaha My nigga!
>>677092345
I only have 1 match since I downloaded it, and she doesn't respond
Used it twice. Got 0 real people matches. Plenty of bots. I've also been rejected by a hooker. Twice.
>>677102288
Nah I wanna learn your ways senpai, you must be hot as fuck
>>677102370
Haha. I promise I will fuck her /b/ro
>>677102249
9 since Wednesday... I clear my tinder every week and start fresh
Let's not detract from you still being a little beta tho.
>>677101477
Fucking Toronto
>>677092345
Duno
about 0, a few that didn't lead anywhere. women on college campuses are picky divas who would rather have nothing than settle for a 7.9/10 perfect personality match. non-chads need not apply
>>677101299
oh nignog stealing our women with your glorious cock
>>677102511
I'm not even hot..
My bio is "Aryan master race"
>>677102678
Keep at it bro, make sure your profile pic is your best sexy pic
>>677092345
I used to have a lot, I used bot tinder
I've had around 2 or 3 a day since signing up but I haven't spoken to anyone yet nor has anyone woman spoken to me yet. tbh I haven't a clue what to say
>>677102552
Lmao
You can't clear likes you retard. It's attached to your FB profile, even if delete the Tinder app, all matches are still there when you re install the app
You're a fooking neckbeard mate, and you've only matched with bots. Accept it, get rid of Tinder and go outside for once
>>677102682
Not the epidemic porn would have you believe lol. Late 30s and been with about 100+, though most was in college back in NY. About 3/4 white, with the rest being black/asian/Hispanic etc. In order of preference I like eastern Europeans and Russians (just cool af, even the hot ones aren't up their own ass), Canadians (same reason), then some flavor of hispanic. Had some fairly amazing sex with a young Japanese girl (20), so that has me wanting an Asian chick Hellas bad all of a sudden.
>>677103208
>Unmatch = Clear
You feeling ok?
>>677103208
Leave him alone. He only has 9 matches because he is probably autistic and has never touched a girl before
>>677102930
forgot pic
notice only fat ugly chicks talk first
>>677102794
Them bitches like the confidece huh? Must be USA ?
The best way to get a response is to type half of the hook of a super popular song, i'm not going to say the one i use but it works 90% of the time.. for example type "'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play" and they'll type the rest
>>677103520
Hey Zach what r you doin
>>677103618
Nah Australia mate. Not many nigs around so i dont really offend anyone with my bio haha
>>677103623
It ain't fucking karaoke mate
>>677103780
obviously spam so I'm not going to bother replying
>>677101195
Savannah, Georgia? Or that dirty mud hut place in Africa?
>>677101586
>samefagging
Nah, sorry fam. Mobile screenshot so you know it ain't shoop, faggot.
>>677103887
no, it's tinder. and that shit works i'm not fucking around you just gotta find the right song to use
Black guy again, is this a trap!?
>>677103520
What is that, swipe on every girl possible?
>>677103508
>same fag, again
>>677104226
>Actually proving you aren't samefagging
Faggot
106 matches, I swipe right on EVERYTHING and delete the fatties and bots as they roll in.
Still never dated through it cause I don't drive
actually got laid 3 times from Plenty Of Fish, should just go back to that.
>>677104226
>same faggot
>>677097287
But vodafone. Poorfag.
>>677104498
Rek'd
>>677104367
no, I swipe on women I find attractive and that's it
>>677104506
Got a bj from tinder, got sex from pof, met my gf of 1 year on okcupid.
>>677104419
>>677104498
>>677104523
>>677104580
Samefagging samefags
>>677095905
bluestacks
>>677104825
Haha faggot
>>677095487
M8, you guys are doing this all wrong. Tinder is a volume game. I don't really have time or motivation to read all they shit they post on their profiles before swiping, there's no point. You see your waifu, you swipe, she doesn't swipe back, no bingo, time wasted.
Literally just right swipe until you hit limit and filter the matches. Saves you hella time and is just as effective. There is only a set sample pool also, so you will eventually swipe right on every girl.
>>677104524
Kek. You probs live of centerlink benefits.
>>677104506
This
>>677104920
>obvious beta facto faggot detected
Over 2 years I had 317 matches, had sex with 43 of them and have gotten 3 STDs ( chlamydia and gonorrhea) and a girl friend ( no shop to get rid of the girlfriend) thanks tinder
>>677105062
I just joined Tinder, so I should just swipe right on EVERY girl?
>>677096526
>It's to help make sure you're not a bot.
I don't have tinder, cause fuck Facebook. However I'm sure there's still a big ratio to bot/person. So it's redundant. Suckerberg probably owns tinder.
>>677105216
How do u have so much sex?
>>677105216
>what are condoms
Seriously not wrapping up with tinderfucks is just plain STOOPID
>>677105216
Std get lol, have herp and have, how do you explain your stds to new girls and when?
>>677093346
Hello there kind newfag.
If you've known the site you are currently surfing, you wouldn't be asking this question.
PROTIP lurk more
>>677092345
none yet
>>677105755
been here since 2006. If I'm still a newfag, dear god what are everyone else here.
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im beta as fuck, i just got my first match for the week. what do i say???????????????????
What do you guys put as your description of yourself? I don't know what to put down, since I'd thing saying I like video games would put people off
>>677106407
"Nudes or gtfo baby"
>>677105529
Apparently so. Don't know why you would though when you're only limited to 100 likes a day
>>677094163
>It seems to be a nerd thing.
I've been told Asians are the easiest to get, so this might be true.
>>677106407
be like the beta faggot above and type "hey you're beautiful :)" because no girl will have ever heard that one before.
>>677106543
I'm here for hookups. 100% scumbag
nun
>>677106543
"born and raised in West Philadelphia, spent most of my days on the playground, shooting B-ball outside of the school"
>>677106543
>"Swipe right to disappoint your mam"
I'm afraid to use Tinder because I'm gonna get so many matches and I'm a schizoid and that freaks me out
1st tinder match
>me: hey
>her: hey
>me : how are you?
>her: good. u?
>me: I'm good.
3 minutes later
>her: ur boring
what a fucking bitch
>>677106732
kek
chicks either like that or think "he's just kdding"
>>677105062
>>677105529
This is a great way to get yourself into ELO hell.
Everyone has an 'attractiveness' score, if you swipe everything, and they dont swipe back, say hello to all the landwhales, if you even get those.
>>677106543
"I love listening to the sounds of toilet farts and plops"
>>677107487
>This is a great way to get yourself into ELO hell.
what is that?
0, cause i'm a no life faggot
>>677105727
I didn't have to, get a shot of antibiotics at doctor in my bum and it's all clear
I swiped left a lot of girls, only to realize there is only a couple hundred girls in my area on tinder (small town) now every time I jump on tinder I'm always greeted with the "there's no one new around you" FML
>>677107646
Tinder uses a ranking system.
If you have a high swipe, low match ratio you get put way down the ranks. Guys with better rations get displayed to girls who have match counts.
Basically you're more likely to get shown the fatties if you have a poor ratio from just right swiping everything.
>>677105645
Half of those were big girls, idc though, my gf now is 170lbs 5'9", beautiful girl though plus there is a lot of meat for me to sink my teeth into
>>677105694
Ok? Nothing a shot didn't fix bud..you newfag virgin kek
>>677108146
>stuck in ELO hell in csgo
>stuck in ELO hell in League
>now gonna be stuck in ELO hell on tinder
RIP
>>677107445
Where do you expect the conversation to go faggot
>>677108225
I swear all the fat girls on Tinder are so desperate
>>677108572
just like all us guys
>>677108458
welcome to average life
either kill yourself before 30 because it doesn't get any better or hope you get murdered
at least then you'll be a "hero"
>>677108458
How do you hit Elo hell in csgo? If I were in silver I'd just carry 80% of the games. I understand Dota or league (never experienced in Dota, haven't ranked in league) because one team mate can completely fuck you. But in csgo, you can just destroy people if you're better than your rank.
is "why haven't we had sex yet?" an opener that actually gets somewhere?
>>677108146
Lol that's not true at all!
>>677108858
Sounds like a plan
>>677109035
I'm actually just bad at csgo, I have lost all my games in SEM, and I don;t play league, the post was a joke about how bad life could be
>>677097747
Every kiss begins with Kaye, So hows about it you 4/10 skankoid ;] ;] ;] ;]
>>677108572
True brother, gf isn't though, main reason why she is gf and not just a fat ugo slam pig
>>677109137
Except it is. It's been confirmed tinder uses an ELO system to try and match good looking people with other good looking people.
>>677105694
>Wearing a bag for heterosexual sex with white women.
fucking pleb
>see people on tinder at the age of 18 who are "a single mother who loves their child!"
>>677092345
0, I'm a manlet
7
>>677092345
2 in 6 months. both fat niggers.
i must be fucking ugly....
say my name say my name
>>677109934
help me out fags...give me advice
Started about a week ago after gf dumped me (whore)
About 1-2 matches a day I reckon, but I dont swipe like crazy. Have had about 12-14.
Only met one them for now, she is a total squirter. Going to meet her again in the next few days!
God bless Tinder. Lucky swiping boys.
>>677109934
>>677110389
What advice do you want? Try to un-ugly yourself?
>>677110389
Hygiene, clothes and work out
Don't worry about confidence yet, it'll come
>>677110389
this, how the fuck do you make a conversation that's not boring with a normie?
>>677106407
Cause your sexy and I know it.....wiggle wiggle wiggle
>>677110766
bump
>>677110763
???
>6'3
>261lbs built big naturally look 180lbs
>blonde hair
>blue eyes
>emaculate hygiene
>go to gym 3 days week
>good job in medical field
>live on my own
>speak 2 languages
>7.4" benis
>>677110766
i can hold long conversations...:/
maybe its because literally everybody i meet thinks im 16, but I'm in my late twenties.
>>677092345
229
I've met exactly zero of them
>>677110766
Talk about something that is important to them. For example, if she is fat ask her if she works out, then tell her are you sexy and do you know it? Then just say wiggle wiggle yeah wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
>>677111378
also, if i say im looking for guys on tinder (tried it just to see if it was broken or wtf) i get spammed and my phone constantly goes off. i mean, if i was a fag, i would be rolling in balls.... :]
>>677111858
>if she is fat ask her if she works out
best advice itt
>>677110655
Samefeg.
After how much chit chat 'hey whats up what do you do ecc ecc' do you ask to meet them?
If they don't lose interest and still writing with me after 3-5 days i think its time to ask.
Or do some of you faggots ask to meet in like first 5 min?
About 300
>>677111657
tbh im the same.
I prefer to randomly meet people IRL, but tinder gives me an idea of what I can get.
>>677112055
Post selfie
>>677111657
I don't get it tho.
Why go through all that trouble swiping and matching if you don't intend to meet them and get try get some tang?
12 matches of shit :/
Currently like 3 or 4 but I've been using it for years and swiped through hundreds. I've fucked three chicks through it, a skinny IV slut, a hot single mom and a cute nerdy redhead so booyah kashah.
~340 I live in Houston, a city of 3 million. Isn't that hard.
