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Greetings, /b/. FBI.
We have come here because of a report of 'cheese pizza' coming around.
We have received a tip from an anonymous source and have reason to believe that the cheeze pizza owner is a person under the name of 'Trips'.
Singles, you're free to go.
Dubs, you're going to have to stay here until this 'Trips' is caught.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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No trips here officer
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I dindu nuffin
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>>677089417
FUCK THE POLICE
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>>677089886
REAL GODDAM CLOSE NOGGER
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just singles passing by
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My singles seem to be in order, officer.
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I don't know what you're talking about?
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No cheese pizza here, officer. Just pepperoni.
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*casually whistling*
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poor trips-kun he just wants to enjoy his pizza
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I'm no trips !
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>>677090699
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No pizza here officer just weed lmao
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No cheese pizza here my dude
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I believe all my documents should be in order
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Im allergic to cheese pizza
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No dubs or trips here sir, have a goos evening.
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YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE COPPER
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I have pizza. Can I leave now?
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Im clean
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>>677091009
You win this round.
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Please officer. I am but a lowly carpet merchant
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Nothing happening here officer
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>>677091177
You're not going anywhere!
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N-nothing to see here.
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idindunuthin
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I have no cheese pizza, but i do have a ravioli for your formuoli
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>>677091366
HOLD IT NIGGER, YOUR COMIN WITH US
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>>677089417
FBI I have a huge CP server to bad for you that I got singles
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>>677089417
Ok officer Jpnes.
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FUCK YOU, PIGS!
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I have cheese pizza, butYOUCANTCATCHMEBECAUSEOFMYSINGLES!
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Check my singles
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FBI reporting in, no signs of that dirty bastards trips yet. Could require backup. All these damn dirty dubs are starting to stink up the place
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>>677091776
WE ALMOST HAD HIM
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>>677091796
M'singles
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I live once again
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Oh hello there fellow officers, no cheese pizza here, you can move on
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MMM delicious cheese pizza
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WeLloyd maybe I have some info on trips... BUT I'M OUTTA HERE WITH MY SINGLES
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I ordered some cheese pizza 2 hours ago! Where the fuck is it!?
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>>677089417
dindunuffin
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>>677092351
FUCK
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>>677091877
I'm going to take away your butterknife you dirty dubs
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>>677089417
I prefer Salami Pizza
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You'll find nothing cheesy on me, FBI kid.
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>>677089417
B-b-buh officer, we're innocent! we don't know anything about this cheese pizza!
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HAH! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE CATCHING TRIPS, BUT ITS ME, SINGLES!
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>>677089417
Mine's pepperoni.
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I'm dirty Dan
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Just rolling out this bitch. Single.
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>>677092545
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Mmmm hey there fbi kid, wanna have some cheese pizza?
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:( I was hungry
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trip get
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>>677092569
No im dirty dan
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Fuck, their onto me
- Trips Singles
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>>677089417
I dunno where they might be, but my 4chan senses are beginning to tingle, telling me they are near.
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Heh no cheese pizza here officer
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Inb4 no get
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>>677092322
Right here sir
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it was me
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Tripley's believe it or not
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LUK MA NIGGA I DU NOT LIKE CHEEZE PIZZA.
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I didn't do it
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dude
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>>677093053
Finally!
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>>677093219
Yeah right Escobar
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>>677089417
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Penis
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>>677089417
im clean sir..
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I love me some cheese pizza
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>>677093669
So close
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>>677089417
you'll never find it you goddamned cucks./
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No trips here senior
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>677089417
Nothing to see here
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>>677094000
THERE HE IS
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>>677094000
PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!
SIEZE THE PERSONAL COMPUTER!
BRING BACKUP BRING BACKUP!
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I AM THE INGLORIOUS TRIPS LORD BOW TO MY CHEESE PIZZA
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Oh hell no you aint taking me nowhere
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>>677093382
Sorry sir I had to stop at the gfs house first.. You know how it is
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>>677094000
THERE HE IS!
AFTER HIM BOYS!
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Ok officer
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Boi
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MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
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>>677094224
RUN NIGGA
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I'm not the one.
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>>677094000
That's the fucker, right there.
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>>677094338
???
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>>677094000
GET ON THE GROUND
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I dindu nuttin
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>>677089417
I have nothing to hide officer. All I have are singles
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No trips here
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>>677094000
busted
and we got his real name lads lets report him
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>>677094000
YA DUN GOOFED
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U will never catch me B-)
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>>677094000
GET DOWN EVERYONE HE HAS A BOMB
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>>677094000
You are so done for , Kurt
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>>677094593
Figures he's a Bolton... What did we expect after what his family did to the Starks
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>no
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>>677089417
Omg u caught me
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>>677094346
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There is no such thing as cheese pizza.
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>>677094866
Hey! Get back here you dirty bastard, we have spme questions for you
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>>677094988
Shit now I have to stay here.
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>>677094776
Gimme
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But wait, what if there are more people with cheese pizza?
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resisting arrest roll
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>>677094866
>>677094988
Get your ass DAUWN!
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Here are my singles officer.
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>>677095102
like hell you gestapo bastards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2gFj3oFRcI
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>>677094417
CP, it's a CP joke.
Lurk moar.
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what is is trips man?
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It's not me.
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:)
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behold your god
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>>677089417
niggers
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>>677089417
User was foold got thsi pre
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>>677089417
I have never heard of this guy 'Trips'. Are you sure you're in the right thread?
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>>677095532
le funny meme face
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Just minding my own, officer.
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>>677089417
fuck off newfag, only real names are allowed on 4chan
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I ain't tryin' to be no trouble, sir.
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Haven't seen
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hi, officer
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>>677089417
Fuck off jones.
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Nobody move
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>>677089417
Nope
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derp
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I have no part in this, officer
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Im just gonna walk out the door.
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Maybe there are two of theese fuckers
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>>677089417
FED DOX:
First name: Gabriel
Last name: Jones
Work: FBI
Likes: CP
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