Hey guys, my name is Tim and I've set up a first date meal for my future gf Melanie. What do you guys think?
She'll be here any minute now
>>677060862
i hope this is bait
Side by side, not vis-a-vis? Why not separated tables, in different rooms to make it complete?
>>677061103
Why, what are you talking about? Something about my choice of sauces?
>>677060862
as long as you are trying to say this is the hardest ill ever try. because that is exactly why shes not going for that 2nd
>>677061173
So I can reach over and hold her hand, duh.
She should sit opposite side of you so u can see eachother
Really nice! Good job mate
You forgot the salt
>>677061336
Thank you!
>>677060862
Wake me up
>>677060862
I think your image lacks a timestamp.
>>677060862
Set the table length-wise. You want to stare into your potential's eyes, peering over the candle's flame as you devour your nuggers and cheesy mac. She needs to know how serious you are from the jump. Don't fuck this up.
>>677060862
This is so fucking disturbing
My name isn't Melanie but I sure as fuck could go for some Mac n cheese with nuggets.
>>677061239
At least you already served it, so it's cold when she arrives.
YLYL
>>677060862
Melanie is a lucky gal, OP!
food is getting cold anon.
couldnt imagine to eat that crap when its cold.
>>677061521
Meh, I can reheat it
>>677060862
Are you located on the gold coast
>>677061239
so your an retard. ill tel you why.
you go vis a vis so you can play with her feet and look at her eyes while munchin that peasants food.
also to allow her to play with your crotch with her feet.
but hey your way is amazing you can hold her left hand with your tight hand and eat like a fucking savage or not eat at all. assuming youre right handed. if youre left handed kill yourself
>>677060862
Looks nice, dont let the food get cold.
And talk about the things you like about her and what your planning to do in the future and ofcouse keep your nervs down.
Calms me down:
https://m.soundcloud.com/epidemic-sound/bam-bam-bam-1-martin-landh?in=epidemic-sound/sets/second-week-of-april
>>677061617
You mean California?
>>677061650
Sorry, not a footfag
>>677061650
>also to allow her to play with your crotch with her feet.
>implying a girl would ever do that on a first date, ever
i would suck your dick forever if this was the first date
>>677060862
How old is Melanie?
send her best regards from /b/.
>>677061888
The trips are so good that I can't answer your question
>>677060862
Do you have one of those vests that make you feel like you're being hugged all the time? I heard the autistic have those now to keep them from sperging out. Maybe wear it for your date.
>>677061965
I thought about showing her the site, but I'm not THAT autistic yet. Maybe after we've banged
>>677061601
Be prepared for an immediate marriage proposal by her when you do this.Grills just LOVE that!
Captcha: All pics with noodles.
Never joke that you're going to set yourself on fire because they took away the McRib. They take that shit srs and they have really good tracing shit!
>>677061971
Is she in her late 30's?
>>677060862
This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. First things first. Order something better. Second thing sit at opposite ends so it actually facing each other.
Macaroni and chicken dippers kek, I hope she's easily pleased/ 9 years old
>>677061698
>disfegarding the sensual touch of a womans foot.
>impliying only fetish freaks can appreciate it
> mac and cheese for romantic dinner
go get her cassanova
>>677060862
you should eat one in front of the other, nigger
Best thread of the night. 10/10.
>>677060862
Picture of little mel mel?
>>677061763
i once came on the girls tits on the first date.
shit was cash.
I wonder why this fag would feed a "girl" ( let's be clear - it's a dude named Mondo) such trash.
>>677062213
its like 10 am moron.
>>677062347
how
>>677062213
It's 2 PM. fucking nigger.
>>677060862
>my name is Tim
Then why did you spell "TOM"?....and WTF kind of dinner is that? If you want to impress a girl, you better have some serious fucking culinary skills, and not be a microwave commando >:(
>>677062347
>tfw when my cum doesn't shoot very far
>no good facials or anything ever
why didntd you steal more than one candlelight from the graveyard?
>first date meal
>chicken nuggets and mac and cheese
That's what you serve to children, anon.
Or as a college dropout/bachelor when you don't want to make real food.
>>677062480
Just whipped it out. She giggled and blew me.
>>677061463
>needs to know how serious you are
>nuggers and cheesy mac
>>677061650
You're the retard. Studies show women prefer side to side conversation and find it more intimate while men prefer face to face. For a first date this is perfect, retard.
>>677062526
The macaroni isn't a part of anything. T for Tim, M for Melanie.
By your logic I wrote OTOM
>>677062417
Next thing you claim is the world is a cylinder.
>>677062588
This is literally backwards
>>677062653
Google it, retard.
>>677062636
its a triforce nigger
â–² â–² â–²
I think M is going to get raped and murdered by the supreme gentleman.
>>677062480
she had little morals, wide mouth and didnt swallow
>>677062719
I heard on the radio not too long ago the opposite.
Men prefer side-to-side shit, women prefer face-to-face
>>677062836
Check the fucking sources then next time, dumbass.
>>677062630
You're still posting. She's not there yet, Otom?
>>677062636
You think i cant read the clock? Its a fucking ATOMCLOCK fucker
>>677062546
kegels, anon. I used to do them every day and could literally hit the ceiling.
>>677062480
A majority of the girls I've been with fucked me on the first date. Set up a situation where you can get close to them without it being weird. If you can get skin-skin, there's a high chance of getting laid.
They actually have to like you, though, and a percentage of your attempts WILL fail - not everyone is going to be into you.
>>677062588
yeah studies also show that those people who actually made the resesrch didnt got laid.
use the motherfucking force luke
>>677062993
>Set up a situation where you can get close to them without it being weird. If you can get skin-skin, there's a high chance of getting laid.
Examples of such situations?
>>677062586
Listen... the meal speaks volumes, I know that. But you can't mitigate risk 100% in the game of love. You've gotta stack your deck.
I feel a little sick
>>677062926
I really imagine an insecure boy eating all that dinner alone while crying. I hope mel arrives soon.
FUCK SHE'S HERE, GOTTA BLAST
I'LL POST MORE LATER KEEP THE THREAD ALIVE
>>677060862
Shelling out on the first date I see.
>>677060862
You might not even get into the friendzone at this rate, Tim.
>>677063148
GOOD LUCK OP. MAKE US PROUD.
>>677063148
Gotta blast that dick, nawmsayin
>>677063148
gl, faggot
>>677060862
You should consider the option to invite her to a nice restaurant.
>>677062951
AM, PM, here it is 10:30 in my 0 to 23 superior dimension.
>>677063148
Good luck op
>>677060862
I hope this isn't real..
>future gf Melanie
nah this has to be bait
>>677060862
Get it
Poor Melanie.
>>677063084
Netflix and chill is the obvious meme. You can get close on the couch under a blanket and it's not weird at all.
Quads
make her sit on your lap and mouthebreathe down her neck while she eats the cold nuggets and white bread. Pretty much the only way you'll get her to fuck.
>>677063460
Nobody messes with the bad guy.
>>677063148
kek
You better give an update you gloriously pathetic bastard
>>677063148
If he doesn't update in a while, I'm going to assume Tim's dunking his chicken nuggets into her mac and cheese.
>>677063432
Yeah but Netflix and chill is literally synonymous with sex. If she asks me what I want to do on the date, I can't just say that.
>>677063671
yeah more like pics or it didnt happen
>>677060862
Holy shit, OP you are an alfa as fuck. Good luck you awesome bastard.
>>677063747
I would enjoy seeing a picture of this date, actually.
>>677063673
shitface drunk games, golf lessons, dancing, strip poker and the always classical teto
Bumperino
>>677063673
"Watch a movie"
"hang out"
Don't ever use meme taglines like "netflix and chill" in your proposals.
There are also plenty of legitimate date ideas, go out to (anywhere) and do (anything).
I really don't like going out most of the time, I'd rather stay in and drink, smoke, watch something, or play vidya.
![n-LIZZIE-VELASQUEZ-large570[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b4LvFDJ.jpg "n-LIZZIE-VELASQUEZ-large570[1].jpg")
mel
Let's hope dessert goes down well
>>677063673
play twister
>>677061650
Hey man what's wrong with being left handed? Fucking ass hat.
>>677063847
me too, me too.
if op gets lucky with mac and cheese and nuggets ill do the very same on my next date with my hand
>>677064205
>double ration of chicken tendies
>no small talk
>guaranteed sex
Sounds like the perfect date, anon
>>677064180
if i have to tell you, you better kill yourself.
Holy shit, is the same quantity of nuggets. This guy is a genious.
>>677062750
Lol dude you can't even triforce, sucker
>>677064180
>Being left handed
You might as well be <6'4''
>>677064067
Oh my fuck what is this nonsense. Please be bait
>>677061698
You don't have to like feet to enjoy a women's touch
>>677064528
thank fucking you!!!!!
OP IS A FAG
>>677064448
Dude it's all about being 6' or taller and I'm bang on 6'. You're just a common turd.
Why are you doing this OP?
Why?
>>677064064
I came she looks like a macoroni noodle
>>677064687
>I'm bang on 6'
Spoken like a true manlet.
>>677060862
Youre not getting any action today Tim. Why? Because youre retarded. When you want to have a moment with a grill you have ro stare in to her eyes and stab her
>>677064414
I probably will do one day. But in the meantime you better explain what's wrong with being a lefty as opposed to being a mere common right hander.
>>677064830
Can confirm this.
>>677061526
my life right now. i'm in the lobby of my apt complex and don't want to look like a crackhead laughing like a retard at 4:48am
>>677064916
well son it is pretty clear and i wont ever do an hero. you are a filthy leftie with suicidal thoughts you better stop wasting our time and our oxigen go ahead free us and yourself from your stupidity and left handed shenanigans
>>677065112
Why are you in the lobby
>>677060862
I don't know much but I do know one thing: you're going to get laid tonight.
>>677064064
My advice - skip the blowjob
OP here..
She didn't really talk all that much and left somewhat prematurely (this happened a few minutes ago). I don't know what the fuck her problem was. The nuggets were somewhat cold but not for it to be so awkward. If it really bothered her that much then she could've microwaved them for a while longer, or at least have told me to do it for her.
What should I do? Should I text her?
>>677065605
dont let her get away. run after her.
>>677065605
Go for her younger sister, and if that fails you've got to rape mel and her younger sis.
>>677065605
Well played
>>677065605
Text? What are you, a fucking simpleton? Write a letter, wax sealed, delivered via noble carrier.
>>677065718
Don't forget the rope
>>677065605
TEXT HER
>>677065605
Send a pic of ur dick on the nuggets
>>677065605
not even half an hour. next time vis a vis you fucking turd. and do the fucking feet play
>>677065784
And the chloroform
>>677060862
No BBQ? No Honey Mustard?
Fuck you op. I hope you get dick warts.
>>677065605
Post pic of finished meal, asshole.
>>677066122
Not at this rate he won't
Mmmmm tendies... You must have saved up lots of GBP to get so many
Mac n Nugs was me and my ex's favorite dinner. We'd have it once a week and watch a new movie. We were together for 6 years.
OP, if Melanie doesn't appreciate this don't waste your time.
Also, please tell me that bread is for mac n cheese sandwiches. That shit's fucking amazing. I haven't met too many other people who like it.
>>677066122
This guy except, wtf is their mustard.
None of those foods require mustard at all.
You disgust me you faggot.
>>677066463
Whenever someone says Good Boy Points in the acronym of GBP I instantly think of Pounds. Am I autistic, jewish or both?
QUICK OP SAVE UR FAILURE, TEXT HER APRIL FOOLS
>>677065605
well at least you tried lest make a list of mistaked you did.
1st the dinner was fucking horrible. im not talking about buying a fuckin AAA steak or something like that but at least prepare something by yourself avoid deep fied/frozen products unless your name is Ahab
2 vis a vis. fuckin vis a vis
3 she doesnt talk? no biggie she can enjoy the delicios food you prepared(now you get n1)
4 music: not too loud, not too slow/romantic, jazz is your best friend
5 dont dress like a bum, your eating like one so i asume your dressing like one
6 crack some jokes, not those that belong to /pol/
ea your set for a night of love, better luck next time. as i said at least tried.
>>677065605
Not the real OP!!!!
OP here. Don't let this piece of shit derail the thread. She went to the bathroom and we just finished our meal. Will post pics
>>677066952
I hope this is real
i cant make a new thread so il ask here since op dun goof'd
i fucked this girl a few months back in november, 2or 3 weekends so i know she was keen, last time we met her bf, (ex) climbed in through tye window, kinda ruined the mood, i havent seen or spoke to her since late november
my question is what should i msg her to meet up again? dubs reply decides
>>677067371
yo bitch wanna fuck?
>>677067371
attend me, female of lower moral standards, do you feel the need to engage in sexual intercourse?
^^ might of actually worked, if she tells me to fuck off, ima just play it off as april fools
>>677067371
Wanna fuck?
>>677067371
hey babe i gotta dick that im not using at the moment you want?
>>677067371
dear maddam i am writting this sms to inform you that i want to parctice the ancien rite of mating should you being interested please reply or come to my premises as soon as possible. best regards
>>677061617
nah left coast
>>677067371
so i told the story of how your ex came through the window while we were at it, i really wanna do it again, ex's intrusion included are you in???
Melanie is probably a girl with downs and OP is trying to be good guy.
>>677067371
So, sexy, want to come to my place and eat chicken nuggets and play wii.
keep trying till op, return guys, i got no idea what to say after like 3-4 months
>>677062908
mustard, ketchup and ranch. Seems fine to me.
>>677068267
i dont fuckin care whether she is a vegetable or OP's uncle silas who is gonna get kinky. i just wanna now the end and see a pic or 2
>>677067371
i was just passing by and i wanna know if your up to some good ol in out in out as depicted in this (generic harcore porn) film
>>677067371
so after finishin with your cat wana get freaky with me??
>>677067371
>>677068766
there you go it took me a while but here are your dubs
>>677067371
hey remember me, marry me or ill tell everyone you have a weiner instead of girly parts
>>677067371
>her bf, (ex) climbed in through tye window
wat?
>>677065837
underrated
make it seem as if the photos were taken before the date
>>677060862
Those are some nice chicken tendies
>>677061446
Wake me up inside
>>677061103
>>677061202
clearly a bait
>>677069286
>Those are some nice chicken tendies
dem be nuggets dumbass
>>677067371
hey motherfucker i got you dubs, are you going to deliver or what???
>Mustard
>Ketchup
>Ranch?
Nigga, why do you need ranch?
>>677069738
nuggets be good in ranch bitch
>>677069738
Some people put ranch on alot of stuff, my gf uses ranch with nuggets, chicken patties, fries and even tortilla chips (mixed with salsa for some sick reason)
>>677069738
ranch? why the fuck does he need mustard for any of that....that's the only condiment there that doesn't fit with anything
>>677060862
Damn I wish I was there right now that's some good ass mac with nuggets I wanna drown in that ranch I'm so Fucking hungry
>>677072017
:( i would feed you if you were here buddy, not op, just i know it sucks to be hungry
>>677072017
same fucking here...hunger is a disease
>>677072017
on a diet or don't you have any food?
>>677060862
i think its cute......cheap but cute
>>677061463
This
