ITT: We judge each other by our car keys
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ITT: We judge each other by our car keys
>>677012951
I wouldn't understand
>>677012951
>jeep
Well at least it's not Hummer. Then we'd know you have a REALLY small dick.
>>677012951
A huge faggot I see
>Ford key
>House key
>Library card
>About 20 keys for different fire alarm related stuff
No pic but idgaf, fuck you OP
>>677012951
Looks like the kind of faggot who drives a Cherokee and acts like they drive a real jeep. I hate you people.
>>677013271
>at least it's not a Hummer
>Hummer
That's a funny way of saying Ford F-150
>>677013661
Post neckbeard or gtfo
/k/ reporting in
Well
>>677014302
maximum faggotism
>>677012951
You drive a shitty new Wrangler. Most likely a 4 Door. Whys it shit? The new generation got rid of the straight six and added way to much plastic to the body.
>>677015162
Gtfo Cam Newton
I recently killed a janitor
>>677013661
I got same clicker..I'm not the only one with a 2000 year clicker.
>>677012951
BMW is da best
Judge me
>>677013661
Fuckin lold.
>>677016131
What kind of ford you driving?
>>677016822
That's the key to my work van, it's a ford transit connect
>>677016483
Nissan beautiful
>>677016787
muh freedoms
>>677016989
What's the GM key go to
>>677016483
Is that cum on the key fob?
>>677017220
'03 Buick Regal
>>677016787
>>677016355
this isn't a EDC thread you fucking queers
>>677016786
>BMW
Thread is over, too much faggotry
>>677016355
Nice gun. I hear the Czech make great guns.
I bet you still can't guess what vehicle I drive.
>>677017226
no that's nissan's shitty cheap ass key fob plastic that just flakes off. Nissan is notorious for building the most flimsy cheap plastic pieces of shit on the road.
>>677017336
You dissapoitned me anon
>>677012951
Nice. You keep them in your purse next to your tampons honey?
>>677017562
Econoline trash
>>677017421
What's wring with BMW?
>>677017562
>rape van
Ford E-150
>>677017562
A fucking F-250 diesel
Go away trump
>>677017793
Wrong*
>>677017417
Well I ain't taking a new pic of my keys for you fags, so deal with it
>>677017793
the faggots that drive them
>>677017847
What's wrong with an f250 diesel? You some sort of tree hugging faggot?
>>677017151
i'm going to guess... 987 cayman.
>>677017985
Hit too close to home sweetie?
>>677017986
Nope, just a 944 n/a
>>677017793
>>677017772
>>677017830
>>677017847
>>677017562
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Guess again faggots!
>>677017670
The car I drove before the Buick was a 1985 El Camino. Forest green with 2 bullet holes in it
>inb4 beaner
impreza ghetto key
>>677017895
I love my car a 435i looks nice and is pretty fast. What do you drive?
>>677017572
How is your Nokia 8200 cell phone?
>>677017134
Haha too bad u can't have a gun faggot
>>677018246
G8 GT
>>677017562
Crown Vic
>>677018222
Nah dude. El Camino's are awesome. Got a story going along with the bullet holes?
>>677018434
WINRAR
>>677018265
it's actually an iphone 4 it's just cracked to shit you JERK
>>677018168
Ford Explorer
>>677018417
435i is so much better
>>677018108
Not the poster of the keys. But I hope you realize that diesel burns cleaner and runs more efficiently than gas
>>677012951
you are an attention seeking faggot with no friends and a small cock.
You also pee sitting down
>>677018389
I own several - I just don't feel the need to carry them around like a short-dick.
>>677018476
I bought it with the bullet holes, the guy I bought it off of said the guy who had it before him was drunk and couldn't get it running so he shot it.. I love el caminos and the bullet holes added to the bad assery.. Too bad the car was a piece of shit
>>677015162
dumb fucking cake eater
>>677018609
NAH, This guy >>677018434
already guessed correctly, it's a 2011 Crown Victoria Police Interceptor, one of the last CHP crown vics still in commission.
>>677018666
I dont have a problem with diesel satan, but when it comes to diesel engines...
DODGE MASTER RACE BOY
>>677018664
of course one could expect a faggot to deliver some such faggot filled response as that.
>>677018114
Very nice!
>>677018559
I am expert.
>>677018679
I carry one and my dick is big
>>677018912
Bitch I could buy my car cost 3 times more than your. You probably can't even afford a 435i
>>677018802
That's awesome. You got a pic of it?
>>677018889 I see we have a MOPAR fanboy. 7.3 Powerstroke OBS all the way
>>677016131
SWPA fag detected.
>>677019037
Prove it you fucking faggot
>>677019037
Keep telling yourself that little buddy.
>>677019037
Pics to prove it faggot
>>677018913
The car needs some serious love right now, but now I have a job again, I'll be able to dump some money on it again.
>>677018859
Wtf?
Motorsport 5
>>677019190
Ayyyy you guessed it
>>677019110
Typical BMW driver retarded arguments
Go kys and get a real man's car
>>677019243
pic?
>>677019451
No thanks I don't want a 16k ghetto car I'm good with my 55k car
>>677019110
being able to afford to be an ultrafaggot, doesn't make you not a faggot.
>>677019313
Nice key, are you an aging mom?
newfag
>>677019641
What? I didn't buy my car fwi
>>677012951
Don't have pic of my car keys on PC.
Judge/rate.
The difference between a BMW and a porcupine is that the porcupine's pricks are on the outside.
>>677019192
>>677019207
>>677019218
No you faggots can't see it. I'm not gay
>>677013661
>faggot
>anime keychain
too easy
>>677019643
Im 22 why do you ask?
>>677019110
This post clearly proves this guy's >>677017895 point
>>677019908
Nailed it anon
>>677020055
Oh so it is your mom's car
>>677019916
Scared straight.
>>677019172
Original photo is on my old phone
Weekend car. Work car and house keys
How about a little 1973 Honda
>>677020493
Finally some non-cancer
>>677020193
>59
It's my car, a graduation gift.
>>677020289
Shit bro. You from pa? Btw it looks nice
Am I the only Benz driver in this thread?
>>677020785
I sold mine.
>>677020752
724 fag till the day I die, but thank you.. I unfortunately had to get rid of it
>>677013661
weaboo nigger
>>677020996
I just got mine in October. I'll never go back to non German luxury
>>677013743
GOD IT NOT REAL
>>677015449
what you got anon, judging by the key its a countach or older
>>677015139
Fucking Pig
>>677021316
what u got?
>>677015449
Do those unlock your bike?
>>677021365
Neither is your ability to properly spell simple two letter words, my sausage fingered acquaintance.
R8 me h8 me
>>677021533
unlocks ur mom
>>677021492
Those are his mom's keys. Dude is in my class.
>>677021492
2015 GLA. My next one will be a C class AMG or and M3
>>677021025
Sorry to hear that /b/ro. 610 here
>>677017034
is the key fob for laser tag?
>>677016786
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Worlds-smallest-Mobile-Camera-player/dp/B00MXZQU22
Not even your keys faggot nice try
>>677021763
get an E63. literally the tits.
>>677021742
My mom is very large, idk if you want to go down that route.
>>677017151
you are a gay person.
>>677021763
why not cls?
>>677021932
maybe on my bike I can!
>>677021924
Whatever I get I'm getting either an M series or an AMG, Audi is overrated, they weren't that impressive for the price compared to bmw or benz
>>677021846
Pa takeover
>>677021880
Wtf? You mean my remote start or my magnetic house key?
>>677014302
You bought one of those piece of shit salvaged titles off one of those piece of shit Russians? idiot. Also, I'll mention the social anxiety I noticed because of the wear on the tag. Bullet tells me you've got an inferiority complex and try to compensate with materialistic ideals.
>>677022174
Nah, bmw are shiet in general. Only a few distinct models are good.
>>677014551
Normal enough. You pass.
>>677022337
nigger detected
>>677022337
Fiberglass hammer. Good choice anon
>>677017562
non chip key so before 2000 and it looks like a ford truck key probably f-150
1997-2000 F-150 something like that
>>677021763
>>677021924
Spotted the faggots
>>677022337
faggot. give me my car back!
>>2016 still using an actual key
>>677022174
best friend has a m4, it's a pretty great car but in between that and an AMG, i think id have to go for an AMG.
>>677015139
umm, work at a used car lot. Obvious.
>>677021609
sweet rape whistle. do you get raped often?
Hey guys can I post
>>677022473
nice colour. I hate the cars thou. Maybe because only fucking chinks drive them where I live.
>>677022369
They drive great. But they're set up as a sports car ride straight out of the factory so it's kind of a rough ride. The Benz drives beautifully in all conditions.
>>677015162
15 yo who picks up garbage off the ground
>>677022500
Spotted the nig nog that would try and steal my rims.
>>677016134
wtf, baby hands?
>>677020430
militaryfag
>>677015449
Still cares about social image enough to spend at least 10% of his money on flashy transportation.
>>677022632
"Gotta make sure my planet fitness card is showing to impress some femanons"
>>677016131
another used car lot employee
>>677023020
what does that even mean lol
>>677022596
I almost got mugged once, i was drunk and that shit saved me senpai.
I used to coach soccer in high school for a middle school and some freshmen/sophmores. I kept it to be a dick ane blow it in quiet places. Still do it sometimes.
>>677022571
lol what? The only car key on there is the ford key fob. Sys admin for various PDs in the area. Most of those are server room keys.
>>677023144
maybe should have snapped a pic of ur dick next to the keys instead.
>>677012951
I presume it belongs to a Wrangler, Auto or Man?
Manual here.
>>677017151
daddys money
>>677016355
>amd
What a faggot.
>>677020826
what I say when I need to hit valve float to get around an ass on my 450
>>677020624
thank you sir
>>677021880
Seriously anon wtf you on about with "laser tag" ?
>>677023398
Manual indeed sir!
Judge if you like.
>>677023694
F150? I used to have the same keys for my 2006
>>677023664
Those are fun bikes.
>>677023764
Good Shit! Barely any manual JK's out there, had to special order mine. JK or JKU?
>>677023895
Nah, its a 2007 Mustang
>>677023811
who are you trying to impress?
>>677022568
MDX? I drove one until 3 weeks ago when it got totalled
>>677023811
Daily autism thread at its finest!
>>677023811
Can't get it up?
>>677014302
E30?
>>677024160
lol. That would be sad. Fuck the price of fixing the old cars.
>>677021609
No means she a ho asking to get dick
>>677023979
i like it, it screams at anything over 3,000. they vibrate for the pleasure of your female rider.
>>677024093
Trying to impress? Don't really have to try.
>>677024001
JKU, used to own a Cherokee and god do I feel much better driving this baby lol. I like the big space too
>>677024497
I ride a KLR - plenty of vibrations, no females.
>>677016483
hi5
>>677023811
Why post daddy's keys? Post your own faggot!
>>677024836
show me a pic of the bike
>>677024652
I'd imagine, I test drove the JKU and whilst it was nice and all, I absolutely fell in love with the 2dr JK (Not to mention I can park just about anywhere).
Year ?
Colour?
I'm not getting out of bed so here's my spare
>>677024976
Altima or maxima?
>>677025106
God smiles upon you and hope he keeps you away from autistic bmw temptations
>>677023811
post car w/ time stamp
>>677018111
Army aviation
>>677023811
It's not like you could get pussy any other way
FJeater
>>677022632
looks just like my old car's key, '96 Buick Regal GS
>as if the GS matters
>>677020785
>>677024632
>>677015449
I'm just saying. Spending that much money on transportation usually means you're seeking validation. I bet it gives you comfort knowing you drive a nicer car than the people you compare your life to. To me, it seems like an unnecessary amount of money for validation from your family and former peers. Then again, I'm pretty broke, so that could be why it seems like too much money. Obviously if I had stupid amounts of CASH, I'd spend it frivolously. This being said, I'd never make car payments I couldn't afford for something that makes me feel cool. Nice car though.
You probably wear Ed Hardy and yell at your girlfriend in public.
>>677025774
That better be a Rubicon
>>677025071
2014, silver ,black 16's and yeah i dont have it easy parking but hey its not as bad as a suburban lol
>>677016483
>>677025945
some people just appreciate the art of luxury cars and given enough money will probably buy one
>>677026063
Willeys.... first jeep, rubis next
>>677025978
HEy nEw FrIEnd
>>677025945
Yeah id hate my life too if i had to use a bus everywhere, but i understand BMW drivers are faggots so I get your point
>>677025945
>Spending that much money on transportation usually means you're seeking validation.
Or that you're into cars, or that you have a lot of money.
>>677026265
You better fucking remove it.
>>677026094
2015
Copper Brown
Can anyone guess?
>>677026304
Some people have the money, but not many.
Only 1 true Manufacturer
>>677026063
>Rubicon
Rubicon's are really only good if you want to go from dealer to beginner crawling
Sahara's are mall crawlers and soccer moms
Sport's are when you want to build your rig completely how you want it
>>677025945
>I always wanted a Ferrari
*worked my ass off*
>bought said Ferrari
>>677025012
I picked it up cheap to replace my stolen Super Sherpa, but nothing can replace the Sherpa. :-(
>>677027056
Rubicons still have lots of nice things, and you won't be starting behind the curve in terms of features you just need to add to one later on
Plus you can still do a fuck ton to them aftermarket
>>677027124
what do you do for a living?
>>677026265
1988 F-150?
Too lazy to get up. hyundai key fob, house key.
fob goes to a genesis coupe 3.8. Looking to get rid of it. Car was a decent price, the maintenance is not.
>>677026573
Pontiac or Chevy, piece of shit regardless.
>>677027260
still looks like a nice bike. my brother has a Kawasaki Concourse that shits and gets. I have no beef with them. pic related
>>677027124
amen brotha
>>677027816
Son of a bitch... Very close. 1988 Mustang 5.0
>>677015139
fuck 12
>>677026986
The only 1 true manufacturer of trash. The engines are great, literally everything else around it is garbage. It's sad.
>>677025012
Nice one. Considering to buy this one (or the CX500). Nice bikes on their own, but great bases for a cafe racer.
>>677027939
I put a few miles on my buddy's Concourse. It was nice. I'd like to get an old GL1000.
>>677014302
Csgo player
>>677026573
Grand Prix?
>>677026986
Negro detected
Too many keys.
>>677028188
both are good bikes. don't get a twin cb500, it's kinda a pig
>>677028248
good deal, i just like my bro's bike. that saki just is a hell of a bike to do general riding on. it doesn't have the drama of my 73' 450 honda but it's faster than hell
also, how the bike was when i got it
>>677028105
if you're wanting reliability in all aspects you only really have two choices.
Honda and Toyota (and by proxy Lexus and Acura)
some companies have an outlier that's good, ford fusion for instance holds up pretty well in testing. Mazda 3's have been better in recent years etc... Most car companies are just shit.
>>677016355
Jesus dude, we wanted your keys, not your entire possession, live story and broken dreams.
>>677022632
>planet fitness
>gross keyboard
>most likely cherry mx keys
did you news years resolution of loosing some weight fail?
feelsbadman
>>677027480
I own and run a waste management company.
>>677028105
>>677017640
This. Great peppy motors. Terrible everything else
>>677029050
Goddamn you're an idiot
>>677013661
socal wussbag
>>677017562
You drive a ford ranger
>>677028080
What does that even mean?
>>677028743
bet you can't guess what i'm driving.
>>677029236
>peppy motors
JesusH
Where are my Brethren at?
>>677029050
Toyota man. Can't break these things, even the low budget shit (eg corolla) run their 250k miles, 150k miles if getting ABUSED and never repaired.
>>677029270
Your disagreement with mathematical averages doesn't mean much. Grab a consumer reports subscription.
>>677028856
I've thought about buying a Duke 690 from a friend, but I don't want something like that without a garage to keep it in.
>>677029501
pepper motors
>>677029501
peppest motors
>>677013967
Cherokees have a different ignition system.
That is either a Liberty, Patriot, Compass, or Wrangler.
>>677029715
Yep, they're not flashy, they're not the nicest ride, but they don't break. Sure I'd rather be driving something nicer, but even if it cost the same off the lot, I'd be paying a lot more in repairs for it.
>>677029715
Omg! Toyota!
Fuck yeah!
You're smart good sir
Fuckin Toyota
Good Goddamn!
>>677029922
seems high end yeah. old honda don't care, but dukes...yeah
>>677029866
Geab my dick
>>677029605
not that visible, but im with you brother.
>>677029211
Uhhhh..... Middlestat?
>>677029866
Mathematical averages
GTFO faggot
>>677029211
I've been in your house nigga. Had 2-3 lots in the summit with basket ball courts and waterslides and tennis courts. Fucker can afford the car.
>>677012951
You try too hard to be "that guy" who's fun and out going. Like "woohoo guys! I'm super fun and outgoing! Look at my jeep, we can go off-roading!" But other than that pretty cool, would have a beer with/10.
>>677031082
disgusting cuticles. Grom/10
>>677016131
>legalize weed lanyard
faggot
>>677022632
what kind of GM do you have?
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
Do your worst
>>677014302
i bet your BMW is from 2009, black paint job, shitty black rims, lowered, and I'm sure its illegally parked in handicap areas 24/7
also, monster energy decal
I walk everywhere.
>>677031530
more watch
>>677018664
What does a 435i have to do with a Pontiac? Jesus you're retarded.
>>677031530
pupper
>>677012951
>>677031568
>>677031568
Dick CHAINY
>>677023811
Not a Lamborghini/10.
Jk. Is nice car, anon. Richfag detected. Still would rather have a lambo though.
>>677031568
One just has to appreciate the effort you put into this.
>>677012951
here's my ride
http://www.streamboobs.com/xlatinahotx
>>677023811
been in your son tim middlesat's asshole. Confirmed.
>>677025106
Acceptable. Not a faggot. Practical and upscale, as only an Audi can be.
>>677026573
>batmobile.
Batman?
posting keys
>>677032587
enjoy you oil leaks
>>677033250
enjoy your sore feet
