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FREEZE! Dangerous trips are on the loose. Show us singles and

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FREEZE!

Dangerous trips are on the loose. Show us singles and you are free to go. ALL DUBS MUST STAY IN THIS THREAD UNTIL THE SUSPECT IS CAUGHT.
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>>677002207
you got it officer
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>>677002428
Free to go.
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>>677002544
Looks like you aren't though.
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>>677002607
We are the police. You can trust us.
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Of course officers, it's all ok here
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Like this
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>>677002207
Catch that trip!
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>>677002544
You're stuck, lol.
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>>677002207
What the hell are trips? A narcotic, prison uniform number, maybe a nuclear weapon of mass destruction of sorts?
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Nothing wrong here officer...
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>>677002207
Quads, anyone?
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>>677002207
i aint goin to no prison
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>>677005088
No, but step aside...
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fuck the police give me trips
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>>677005088
stuck lmao
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>>677005088
GOD DAMMIT! I GET DUBS WHEN I DONT WANT THEM
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I'm no bad guy
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>>677005088
>>677005200
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Here are my papers
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>>677005295
dindu
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>>677005321
Go on ahead...
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I'm white
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Never heard of these "dubs" you speak of officer
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Is there a problem officers?
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Don't mind me officer
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>>677005494
They look like this.
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>>677002207

how the fuck were these fat bastards allowed to pass the physical???
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fuck these trips cops, gulag with them
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i´m blue
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I'm a free man.
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My wife's son loves threads like these but he's at his Dad's
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>>677005599
Halt
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>>677002207
Shit i left my id in my other pants can i still get through?
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>>677005599
Insult us? Just step aside for a moment.
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Look, I don't have what you're looking for k?
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I dindu nuffin
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no trips here
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>>677005729
Fine, go on. We have an eye on you.
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Oh shit.
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>>677005599

nvm, forgot... 'murica, muh guns...
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im innocent
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>>677005773
Where do you think you're going?
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I'm just strolling on through with my singles
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>>677002207
Ugh whatever
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nothing to see here.
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>>677002207
ALLAHU AKBAAAAAAAR!!!
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someone get trips so i can fucking go already
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>>677005833
He didn't get any dubs.
You, on the other hand...
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>>677005800
We have questions
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>>677005866
Step aside, please
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Yes sir officer
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999 checkd
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>>677005808
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Do you know the oldest lie on /b( Officer? Trips don't come from the skye above us...
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I'm yellow, doing the math I can see that I have...
Singles.
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Im just passing through officer
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Completely innocent officer.
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I AM CLEAN
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I'm asian and doing the math it says I have...
Singles.
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just try to stop me
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trips got
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im innocent i swear
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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Fucking pig
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Why of course Officers, I'll cooperate with you.
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I am a law abiding citizen.
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I hope you catch that nigger triples, officers!
>tips fedora
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>>677006191
funny...
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>>677006222
GOTCHA BITCH
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>>677002207
I ain't do shit
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You wont take me alive
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Fuck you
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>>677006222
Stop resisting!
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On it ocifer
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>>677002207
Imma keep my singles to myself. You have a glaring fupa ma'am. It just seems to stand out from the crowd.
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>>677006222
Oooh triples, baby.
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>>677006222
GET DOWN NOW!
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>>677006222
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:')
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trips goes to reddit forever
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>>677002207
nothing to see here
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>>677006333
Another one.
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>>677006222
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>>677006333
OH SHIT
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>>677006222
yay i am no longer detained!
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>>677006222
Winrar
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>>677006366
FUCK I HAVE TO STAY
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>>677006333
>>677006222
Two of them... We weren't trained for this...
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>>677006333
>>677006222
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>>677002207
Hi I'm black :)
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"And I fused it with the blood of 20 lions. I call it the EAGLION" - Svernged
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>>677006222
Their he is
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chek em
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>>677006455
NOT FUCKING AGAIN JEEZ WHY!!!
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>>677006333
>>677006222
2 trips on the loose
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>>677006333
Get em
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>>677006515
We caught them already.
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Fuck off
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fuck you pig I have my rights
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Fuck off pig before I pop the trunk on your honky ass.
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>>677006583
Finally...
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Fuck you amd your shit
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Ain't no trips here boss
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>>677004691
That's not a trip
Only numbers that count are the last ones, nothing in the middle counts. For exaple , your numbers the 77 and 00 does not count. Same with OP's those don't count for shit
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>>677002207
I swear it wasn't me!
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dont mind me officers
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>>677006668
Soo close
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Hi ocifer, I has only singul
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>>677002207
no trips here sir
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Nope, not me.
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never had dubs never will
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Excuse me ocifer may i leave now?
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yes sir sorry sir
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I haven't had any trips since highschool
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>>677006741
Almost fucking quads
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no need to get cocky officers
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nigger cop lel
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>>677002207
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no trips here officer
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>>677006877
you've got dubs now though
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FUCK YOU COUGHT ME
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no fu
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>>677006877
cuff him boys
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Haven't seen anybody suspicious here Officers
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Nigger faggot!
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No trips here....
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let me go
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>>677006599
A corrupt officer detective. Lets just go down town and sort this out.
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>>677002207
if trips black lives don't matter
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Fuck pigs
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>>677006797
Why are you such a faggot stop. being such a fag you fucking faggot
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>>677002207
Can't catch me mother fuckers!
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>>677007200
They do
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Free to go ^^
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Nope
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Kittens can't go to jail...
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>>677007495
well i got dubs so im being detained anyways
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nothing to see here
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>>677007733
fucking twice.
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legal singels
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>>677007799
damn
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>>677007799
>>677007799

HOLY SHIT, YOU ARE A TERRORIST!
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Im free
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>>677007799
not so fast buddy
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>>677006333
Officer, I assure you these trips are not mine. I've never seen them before in my life. You've gotta believe me. I swear on my mother's grave, I never even heard of trips before. Am I going to need a lawyer?

TL;DR, sorry about the fupa joke, those are pretty normal with donut eating cops
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Yes, sir.
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>>677007777

^This one escaped!
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No I didn't realize the speed I was going.
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>>677007733
a couple of dubs you crook
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You'll never take me alive pig!
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I think I'll be on my way.
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>>677007733
Nigga you going to super jail
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whats the officer problem?
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>>677002207
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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youve got the wrong guy
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Youll never take me alive
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fine evening we are having OP
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Officer, I mean no harm
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>>677008811
See you in prison, feg
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>>677008667
1 off... you lucky bastard
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>>677007733
Good bye
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>>>677007777
GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER
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Have a good day sir
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>>677002207
wasn't me
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YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE PIGS
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Nothing to see here officers
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W-what can I do ya for, officer?
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