Post your religion, get roasted
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Post your religion, get roasted
>>676984942
Cakeism
I worship cake, fuck all of you.
>>676984942
Nazism
meism
i believe i exist and what i do is relevant to me
Christian, reporting in
Hebrew
Heaven's Gate
drugs
Jehova's Witness tbh
Gokuist
>>676984942
Atheism bitch
>Atheism is not a religion but I don't give a fuck
>>676984942
Atheist here. Also communist, for bonus points.
>>676984942
Deism
I believe in Hilary Clinton
Pizza and freeze pops
wicca
stay mad germanics
Nihilist here. Wutchutakkinboutfam?
Hey it's me goku
>>676985611
Yet you spelt it incorrectly
Lots of heresy going on in this thread.
>>676984942
Atheist master race
Russian orthodox
Slavic paganism
>>676985793
that shit makes me laugh every single time
>>676985381
Faggot
>>676985611
I was brought up a JW. You must be a horrible Witness if you're in /b/ LOL rock on bro
>>676985833
Those dubs
muslim help got lost here it's full of cartoon child pornography
North African muslim
>>676986120
Not that fag but I even see Mormons on here sometimes. I don't get it either.
Rosicrucianism
I quit religion til they can prove a God exists
Muslim.
>>676985500
It is "deus lo vult"
faggot
>>676984942
i actually believe in nothing
we came from dust and will become dust, whats the problem ppl have with understanding, that when you are dead, its like the powerswitch of your comp.
>>676986245
i'm not a negro
>>676986377
>that pic
Catholic
Don't really practice it, just say it just in case there really is a god so I'm not going to hell
>>676984942
Mahayana Buddhism. But, it's hard to have compassion for people when they're constantly giving you reasons to go on a rampage.
attack helicopter
>>676986287
This place would be shocking to any goodie two shoes Mormon or Jehovah's Witness
>>676984942
confused, not sure if i believe, not sure if i dont.
>>676986491
Not a negro,ayyyrab
>>676986710
thats a fine pussy
>moar ?
>>676986365
classic latin is just Deus Vult fagtron
meme school
pic related
>>676985640
>>676985674
>>676985920
>>676986377
>Not religious
Pretty stupid to be posting in this thread then huh?
>>676987170
hi sting
>>676984942
Muslim
ye...go on.
>>676984942
>your religion
The one that asks why I should believe men in stupid outfits when they tell me magic is real.
You must have a different religion.
>>676987086
the pope would have said "deus lo vult" because he was in france when he has spoken to the poeple
>>676987191
that does mean i cannot post here and laugh about fags believing in a flying spaghettimonster ?
oh wait you are right they are all trolls anyway.
>because 4chinz
neo-pagan
>>676984942
Jismism, the teachings of Jizzus - our yearly saviour, even though I didn't see him post this time around. He's all we really need.
LaVeyan Satanist
Please tell me something I haven't heard.
>>676986870
kudos to Hinduism for their hot goddesses.
>>676987645
How's the 8th grade going?
>>676986318
Is this "they" you refer to the same "they" that stops Khaled from having a 100% egg white diet?
catholic master race reporting in sire
>>676987602
but a member of the order of the Knights Templar (of which the man running away was undoubtedly a part) would have spoken classical latin, since they only existed from 1129 to 1312.
>>676986879
RAB MEANS GOD
ayyyyyyyy
>>676987871
Dattatreya is a male
>>676986543
If there really is a god he would know that you don't truely believe
Apatheist
Atheist, do not believe in god, supernatural, spirit etc.
Hedonism.
>>676987822
When two hippos are about to fight, they point their anuses at each other, wag their stubby little tails vigorously, and flick feces at each other.
Pastafarianism
>>676987275
I dont get it
Yeezyism
>>676987924
Good actually
>>676988435
Could you please use the doll to show the court where his noodly appendage touched you?
>>676984942
Agnostic, I don't care...
>>676987822
>LaVeyan
>not based Satanic Temple
Islam. The one peaceful and true religion of God. There is not a single error or contradiction in the Quran. You are all wrong and misguided.
>>676988707
You dont know shit
>>676988784
This post tried WAY too fucking hard.
>>676988622
Ask and you shall receive... Ramen
>>676986318
If the existence of a god was proven, then faith wouldn't be necessary.
>atheist but just wanted to point that out
>>676987293
this is bait
>>676986223
Allahu Akbar your way outa' here bro!
Yeezianity
>>676988784
THATS THE WAY MUH BROTHA
>>676986377
Lol, you just misquoted a bible passage
>>676985728
Wtf is that!!
>>676989041
You fags dont belong on my chan
>>676989041
My nigger!
>>676988799
Meh, ignorance is a bliss right?
>>676989083
enlighten me.
did i create a bad joke by accident ?
if so, made my day.
>>676985976
>>676986223
god tier
>anything else
just stop believing tier
>>676984942
Muslim sandnigger reporting in
>>676985674
An agnostic comrade reporting in.
>>676989593
Your parents made a bad joke by accident
>>676984942
Autism
>>676989894
thats an interesting religion anon
>>676989720
So, honest question. I'm not one of the assholes on here who thinks that all Muslims are terrorist sleepers or anything like that. I've known plenty of nice Muslims. But why do so many of your kinsmen cause so much fucking trouble?
>>676984942
Pastafari Motherfucker
Jewish here. Also, faggots. Don't even try to "roast" me. You all know you're inferior to Jews in every way imaginable.
>>676990173
Its not the religion so much as it is the region. Its unstable as fuck. The religion is just a conduit to attack western imperialism and intervention.
see muslim fags, how this hindu goddess is killing your dirty mohammed
>>676984942
Swedish non-cuck Christian edition
>>676990173
Beats me, they get brainwashed or someshit
>>676990682
>swedish
>non-cuck
choose one
Muslim living in denmark
get at me bro
>>676984942
I worship pepe
>>676989593
I mean, I don't think there isn't a god like atheists do, but I also dont belive god is anything like any religion makes paints it to be... and both sides think Agnosticism is just a bunch of indescisive people who don't have enough knowledge of their side...so when you said I "don't know shit" I assumed it was a joke
>>676987602
The pope is a dirty foot licking faggot
>>676984942
no religion, also next time make strawpoll if you're gonna make this thread
Dudeism
Gather up dudes and dudettes
>>676984942
Christinsanity
Roman Catholic
I await your roast more anxiously than the second coming
>>676990173
political/economic and social instability in the middle east, 30-40 years ago, it was socialist marxist terror groups that wreaked havoc in the middle east and europe
Also with the large number of emigrants in Europe, social stigma, marginalisation, ghettos n shit also leads to violent ideology and radicalism
>>676986287
you spelt moron wrong
>>676990173
Let's forget about religion for a second.
Everyone knows better than others. It's a common human mistake to disregard everything that doesnt conform to their view of the world.
Now throw in divine will and a book on how to live correctly. Everyone who subscribes to that book might believe the fundamental basics but the minor differences about historical context vs today's world context gets shuffled into interpretation territory
>>676986870
poo in loo
>>676990173
There's actually two branches of islam, the peaceful branch, which is pretty much just praying and following customs; from what I learned, this branch is the minority branch...the Majority branch is the brainwashing branch, that wants to expand islam through conquering, That's the main gist of it...I learned this during a crash course for world history, so I'm not sure if I'm completely right, but that's what I remember.
>>676990640
thats mahisasur not mohammed
>>676991682
can you tell me the name of those two branches, never heard of this bullshit before, and I am a muslim
>>676988903
Well actually, you'd have knowledge in replacement of faith. And God would disappear in a cloud of logic.
>>676991923
I don't remember much man, that was years ago, and I just memorized it for a test, so if I'm wrong, I'm sorry, but that's what school taught me...
>>676988903
>implying faith is necessary
>>676991923
I think he's talking about Shia and Sunni
>>676992136
Doesnt make sense fam, because there are two major branches in Islam, Shia and Sunni, and Shia Islam itsself have several times manifested it self into an empire conquering and killing as much as any Sunni empire has, look at Fatimids and Safavids.
>>676987633
>argues with religious people
>*tips fedora*
fellow atheist here let them believe in what they want you fat fedora wearing fuck
>>676992356
i think he's referring to wahhabism
>>676984942
no religion, not atheist just nothing.
>>676992493
Okay, well thanks for enlightening me then, because that was honestly what they taught me in Texas during school, but thanks for clearing that out for me
>>676992588
wahhabism is from 18th century and its not a branch, but a interpretational movement in Islam that focuses on ultra conservative reading and understanding of Islam. And is shunned as a deviant/extremist sect by many contemporary Sunni scholars.
>>676987633
Please don't say you're an atheist, autistic retards like you compelled to debate religious people give us a bad name.
>>676992503
My good man!
>>676992706
atheist isn't a religion - its a lack of.
youre atheist.
>>676984942
Satanist
>>676984942
Agnostic ftw
>>676993389
Church of Satan, or just a Cultist?
>>676992900
im well aware of the what wahhabism is i was just speculating on what anon was referring to
>>676985573
you should be dead....you really did ascend!?!?
>>676993511
church of satan
>>676990350
Shalom, fellow Jewfag
Jesus Saves...
>>676993787
saves his money like a Jew
>>676992900
Okay yeah, now I remember...thanks for that, and I apologize if it sounded like bullshit when I was talking about it before, I literally just crammed that for a world history test years ago
Cancerism
I worship the god of cancer
>>676984942
Church of memes, praise be to the dank one.
None
>>676994265
All hail the Pepe
>>676984942
(atheist)
>>676990847
long live god kek
>>676985134
if you are into cupcakes, does that make you a pedophile?
>>676984942
Zoroastrian checking in
>>676984942
I'm Nihilistic with a wicked sense of humor.
>>676986365
Its latin dipshit, thats correct.
Satanist
>>676990173
its not them its the jews; before ww2 there was no islamic terrorists its all the jews in israel, they are trying to divide all races and create tension so that nobody notices what they are doing
>>676994710
SHOW ME YOUR HUMOR
Agnostic
come at me niggers, I know you all hate me
>>676990350
> Jewish here. Also, faggots. Don't even try to "roast" me. You all know you're inferior to Jews in every way imaginable.
You heard it from the Jew's mouth. Nobody can roast Jews. Holocaust never happened.
Oldest practiced religion in human history reporting in.
Inb4
>poo in loo
>filthy Buddhist heretics
>>676995166
I would but it'd be probably be too dark for you to understand :(
>>676995497
you will never get to mars
>>676995497
>all these gods
>still can't check 'em
>>676984942
i want to believe in a god, but religion doesn't seem convincing
>>676996032
Faggot
>>676994638
Underrated
Taoist
>>676996035
what does that even mean?
>>676985134
This one really takes the cake.
So how do your congregations batter the crowd?
>>676985357
You worship a dead guy?
>>676996721
i dont know about him but i do
Christian with European Pagan Beliefs incorporated
>>676990350
Poo in loo hindu here so I hope you understand that grew up unbiased toward Jews but holy shit Jews bite off foreskin and drink the blood like capri sun. Your religion is garbage and backwards and you have nothing but hate and indifference in your hearts. No wonder everyone hate you people.
Catholic currently on pilgrimage. I also met the Pope last year.
Lutheran, master faith of christianity, come at me.
Catholic Serbian.
Proud Muslim.
>>676990350
HEIL HITLER UND SIEH HEIL DU KLEINE JUDEN
>>676997701
FRIG OFF
>>676990173
Radicalization is a pretty new concept. The Ottoman Empire was pretty decent. Algebra, alcohol, that shit was invented by them.
>>676993787
Jesus Saves....
Christians murder, rape, thieve, and force you to assimilate
Catholic
Quads get
Odinism
>>676994638
only if you are a cake as well
>>676984942
I believe in the petri-dish theory. So fuck you.
