Feeling suicidal. Trips decides how I kill myself
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Feeling suicidal.
Trips decides how I kill myself
with hammer
Old age
>>676984778
wait
Don't do it OP ... Please ...
cigarettes over a lifetime
light yourself on fire and stream so we can watch
Don't actually go out of your way to do it, but take increasingly more and more dangerous professions and/or jobs until something finally kills you.
powerlines
go to a really populated area
pull out a gun
shoot self
???
profit!
>>676984538
Run naked into a Black Lives Matter mob tell all the niggers to get back to picking cotton.
>>676985337
Reroll
>>676984538
>Feeling suicidal.
>>676985205
roll for this
>>676984935
Roll
>>676984538
eat a chest freezer
>>676985039
Please OP ... don't do it.
Bleach... Take drugs tho
roll
Cover self in black paint and run into klan meeting...naked
>>676984538
quit being a pussy and be a fag like anyone else
>>676985442
Reroll
Drown yourself in bleach
Calmly wait to die
>>676985716
Roll
>>676985205
raolandra
Starve yourself
>>676985887
Roll
Car bomb infront of Alex Hirsch's house.
By living a long lonely life until you finally die alone in your chair and get found by someone when they go to evict you.
>>676984538
You're just a faggot desperate for attention. You're not going to kill yourself, you're too fucking weak and scared to do it or you wouldn't be here whining and complaining on the internet.
Be a man for once in your goddamn life, take control of your own fucking destiny and pull the trigger or shut the fuck up about it.
Get anal raped to death.
old age
go to the ghetto dressed as KKK and keep screaming nigger
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ass
>>676986010
Roll
Bumrush trump
>>676984538
Drown yourself and record it on twitch
Don't.
Drown yourself in your own cum
Is it you Mitchell? Are you still mad because of your iPod?
Get pozzed
Toaster in the bath
>>676986119
Roll
Suicide via cop.
>>676984778
That would be extremely painful
>>676986281
Rollin
>>676984538
You take lsd. Decide to follow your dreams while off 4chan and make money so you die happy
Oven cleaner
>>676984538
overdose on weed. ;/ bye bro/anon my love.
>>676984935
Roll
dont
Death by snusnu
>>676986276
Roll
>>676984538
>>> feeling SUPER, SUPER (SUPER!) suicidal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNE-7DyLJ5w
Tie noose around railing of bridge. Place noose around neck and jump from bridge.
>>676986275
Goddamn
>>676986390
HE DIDNT SAY NO RE ROLLING FAGS I AM MOD I AM GOD!!!!!
>>676986460
Kek
Drink bleach
>>676984538
>Please /b/ bawww! BAWWW!! LOOK AT ME! PLEASE LOOK AT ME!
>couple of boring "my life sucks also pls respond" posts
>thread 404's and OP cried, masturbates, sleeps, then feels slightly less shitty about his own shitty fucking life.
>>676984538
Slit your own throat in a place where there is at least one camera rolling so we can see it later.
Preferably on the news
>>676986492
Reroll
>>676986468
Roll
Naturally of old age.
Through yourself of a building, live stream your death when you do it
>>676984935
roll
>>676986492
Rerrooll
Become a faggot mod and hug a moving train
Overdosing on urine
Roll for snusnu
>>676984538
can we stake a bet,
we both have to drink shitty energy drinks till our hearts give up, who ever dies first has to give all their possessions to the other. then the survivor can sue the company for a lack of advertising the risks.
either you die a (mostly) painless death doing something that isn't too harmful, or you live long enough to become rich
with kindness
Bleach+Ammonia, take a good long sniff and go out in style
Fap till you die. You may need meth to keep going.
Try to kill Trump
>>676986492
Ruh Ruh reollin
>>676986627
Reroll
>>676984538
don't do it
Don't
>>676984538
don't
>>676986758
Oh fuck yes this.
>>676986758
Rolling
>>676986773
rereroll
Inhale deodorant on live stream
suicide by boredom
Death by snoo snoo
>>676986492
One more try
>>676986758
Kek
>>676986773
rerereroll
>>676984778
So close to trips...
..So close..
Lethal injection by the state of California.
dont do it op please
>>676986492
Like this one
Rolll
>>676986758
Why anon?
>>676984538
it gets better
>>676986773
rererereroll
>>676986895
reroll you must
Go find a nigger and punch his dick
How about don't do it?
this
kill bernie sanders
>>676984538
eat a regular diet of red meat and processed foods and liquor until you die from cancer or heart disease or diabetes
>>676986492
>>676987002
Rollin
>>676986889
so close
>>676984538
FUGU!
rerererereroll
Suicide bomb the meca
It's not worth it OP, but this is /b/. So do it faggot!
At age 75 shoot yourself in front of your grandkids
At least I got dubs
no...
Cut off your dick and smoke it like a blunt until you die of blood loss stream it on twitch
>>676986773
rererererereroll
>>676987095
roll
>>676987002
Rereroll
>>676987095
reroll
>>676986773
rerererererererererererereroll
>>676987153
This
Drown yourself in a bath of liqour and live steam it
Get aids
Succeed in killing Bernie
>>676987318
rererererererereroll
>>676987181
reroll
meme overload
fly into the sun with a space ship
>>676987150
Rollerino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCxh6A4X4Dg
Starve yourself in a room full of food
>>676986773
rerererere
YOU FUCKTARDS CANT EVEN KILL A BASEMENT DWELLER. OP, JUST DRINK BLEACH
>>676987337
FUCK. 2nd time, so close
Rollin 4 ya
>>676987378
rolling
>>676987418
Jelly Roll
sir in your room and fap nonstop till you die
>>676986054
lol this
masturbate to this picture then drink bleach
Make yourself some of this fancy crystals. I bet one the anons would have the instruction.
>>676987337
This
Knife
Stream your knife suicide
Air filled hypo directly into your blood stream
>>676987578
This
eat own feces
Old age
Death by meth. Sell everyone you own for meth until it kills you
Murder suicide of your whole family anon.
Fucked by a big black man and take iodine when he bout to nut
>>676987683
Reroll
Death by pig
>>676987095
rereroll
Death by cutting of limbs
>>676986758
This
>>676987774
Roll
>>676987724
roll
poo on loo at half past two
Dress up as batman and jump off the tallest building in your area
don't do it and
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>mfw I see OP's corpse and know I'm getting my dick shitty that night
shoot up your school
Be a hero: start a shooting on school/hospital/shopping. Stay alive long enough to force police to take you down
>>676987852
rollin
>>676987844
Thisss
Turn on lawnmower and place on head. Live stream OP
Strap an IED to your chest and detonate it in a crowded area after yelling allahu akbar
>>676987791
Hung yourself, and do a streaming.
>>676987843
lolll roll mole kys in a hole
Torture
>>676987852
keep on rolling
>>676987852
roll
Masturbate to some trap porn then go to bed and live a long full life
>>676987864
This
>>676987844
Reroll
>>676987852
>>676987864
use a flame thrower and scream feel the Bern non stop while you do it
Old age or rampage you choose
eat nothing except sugar free haribo gummy bears until you die from dehydration. no water allowed.
>>676987852
reroll
>>676987651
This guy. The meme gods will it so.
>>676987864
So much this
>>676987852
roll
Autocannibalism. Also stream it
>>676987852
ROLL VIDEO TAPE IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY
>>676984538
>If you're serious
The fuck is wrong with you? Our lifetimes are short enough as it is, and you want to die? Do you have any idea of how many things you'll miss? I'm in my 40's, have tried to an hero but got rescued all 3 times. I've lived to see NASA put robots on Mars, astronomers finding goddamn planets orbiting other stars and Michael Jackson dead.
Lets say you do it. A few years later, we make first contact with aliens, cure cancer, eliminate mental illness or any number of other amazing things. You'll miss it all. You'll miss meeting a fucking alien.
>If you're trolling
Fuck. You.
>>676988003
Dude. That's just cruel.
Also...Rerolln
dont do it op its not nice
Shoot up a local store dressed as batman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1RYSy55KtA
fuck a bee's nest
>>676987970
trips for this
>>676987852
reroll
>>676987770
do it faggot! And stream
Heh, I'm for shooting too
>>676987864
This
Shotgun blast to the dick
>>676987864
Rollin
>>676988093
you should also kill yourself
Suicide by cop
>>676984935
this one
>>676987852
roll more pls
>>676984935
Rolling for this extremely painful death
>>676988166
Your mom's dildo
>>676984935
This
memes
D E T H B Y V A P O R W A V E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTfa-9aCTYg
>>676987852
keep it rolling niggers
Get arrested for anything and once you're In jail tell the nigger In there you're a child molester of non white children. Let them put you out of OUR misery.
>>676988436
Rrrerererolling
Light deodorant spraying and inhale it, stream it
Roll for not being an asshole and actually putting forth effort to live.
Go out GTA kiling spree
>>67698888
This is how it will be done
eat a bathtub full of beans
>>676988436
Reroliing
>>676988413
rolllin it nigga
>>676988493
Reroll
old age
>>676987852
rollerino
Just jump from your balcony but film.it
>>676987920
Roll
>>676988555
WINRAR
Suicide bomb at a large event, leave a note saying you did it for ISIS and allah
>>676988555
WINRAR!!!!!!!!
>>676988555
winrar
>>676988555
winrar
>>676988436
And I'm re...Rerollin
>>676988555
WINRAR
>Get a syringe
>Get some cyanide. Gold shops have it for cleaning gold.
>Put cyanide into syringe.
>Inject syringe of cyanide into the biggest dildo you can find.
>Don't stop fucking yourself with the dildo until it wears down enough to release the cyanide.
>Livestream it and listen to that "I tried so hard and got so far" song.
>yfw it finally hits
>>676988555
Nice
>>676988555
WINRAR
Old age
Drink drano
>>676987852
there hasn't been a good school shooting since sandy hook.
rollin'
winner
buy a fursuit
buy some rope
wear it while hanging yourself and fap
>>676988555
Welp
Heres the part where OP doesnt deliver. Fun.
>>676988555
WINRAR!
>>676984538
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>>676988555
you can die from this?
>>676988777
winrar winrar
>>676988555
>>676988777
Double winrar. Gl op
>>676984538
aspirin. tons of aspirin. can't take that one back
>>676988493
Holy fuck like light his face and lungs on fire? Probably wont kill him just ruin his life. Like that UofG student who streamed himself burning in his dorn bed
>>676988867
Aerosol inhalation can kill instantly, also filling your lungs with fire will also kill you.
OP should go with a satisfying pop.
If you're Feeling suicidal just kill yourself don't come on 4chan and be a bitch diva beta just do it and stop trying to get attention just fucking kill yourself. OP will not deliver not the little emo bitch.
>>676988981
No like, spray the can and light it. Inhale the flames straight away. Or inhale first, light second
>>676984538
Don't. Get help.
Or Old Age.
>>676988867
nah, just a broken heart.
>>676988555
>>676988555
>>676988555
>>676988555
Winrar
>>676986054
/Thread
seppuku
>>676984538
Dont do it, WHY?
Well because life might just be the only fucking chance to be.
Then after you will not be.
Why not just stay and be as good as you can, you dont have to be perfect, you dont have to be good at anything else than just being what you are.
If you got many years left then try to think "if i suffer some years to get out of this shit maybe i can get 40 years that i could never imagine i could get. try to imagine yourself in a toaster.
the toaster is set to 1 minut. You only know you are alive beause you can feel something. U can see the sky, u can feel the walls. You dont know when you are getting out of this place. You dont know WHY you are alife.
only think you know is that you are here, and even tho you are not as tasty as the other pieces of bread you are still here. You are still given the oppotunity to see what will happen and u can choose to just lock yourself in and become and insane shithead or you can choose to say ok. My life isnt that good right now, but i am still alive and I dont know what happens, so i might as well just be what i am, ( an individual ), and just see what happens until i die and all of me will never be again. Maybe I will meet some other pieces of bread when the time comes, who knows.
>>676988899
almost a triple damn
Old age.
Choke on a dick like the bitch you are
>>676984538
Like you always had sex: on your own.
>>676984538
Old age
>>676984538
ALCOHOL POISENING THROUGH EATING LIQUER CHOCOLATES
>>676984538
eat taco bell until your stomach explodes
>>676984538
>hose in pooper
>turn water on
>>676987852
Rolling
>>676984538
goof off at work
>>676984935
Rolling for best idea.
find a horse at have it fuck your ass
Drown on cum
>>676984935
roll
>>676984538
Go get a hooker some super glue and a bunch of pills, glue your dick up then shove it in the hookers ass, swollow as much pills and die with your dick stuck in the hookers ass.
>>676992963
Reroll
>>676993034
Rolling
>>676984935
Come on, faggots.
>>676993234
>4cuck
>>676984935
RollLlll
Don't do this to yourself OP, you have a life to live. Get your lazy ass out of bed and stop being such a fuckweasel.
Also, duck yeah, grass captcha
>>676993330
So close to quads, I pity you.
>>676984935
Come on!
>>676984538
Old age
Convince a policeman you have a gun and are going to shoot him if he doesn't shoot you first.
Bonus points for not having a gun.
>>676993729
Too late, check second comment.
>>676984935
Rolling.
>>676984935
roll for this
get cuckd to death because op is a fucking faggot
Just don't
>>676994243
Re roll
