ITT: we act like civilized gentleman until whoever gets trips all hell breaks loose.
>>676961386
Tony, you suit is on backwards
>>676961512
Oh my, how embarrassing. Please excuse me while I correct this issue.
Gentleman! A toast! To a magnificent thread!
>>676961386
Good day my fellows, how does this day everyone?
I say sir, this most splendid evening, seems well spended in your company.
And a good day to all you fine gentlemen.
>>676961817
Cheers, my good man.
>>676961386
Excuse me kind sirs, I apologize for disturbing you on this fine afternoon but would you kindly take one second out of your time to check my repeating digits?
>>676961386
This is an absolutely spiffing evening
Ello
I say who is the alpha of this fine establishment?
>>676962291
Why that is positively absurd young chap
>>676962421
That would be I, Dick McButtingham
>>676961386
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
>>676962443
Bollocks. Maybe next time old sport.
I think this shall be wonderful.
>Anyone else think that some of these fucks actually speak like this?
Have you gentlemen heard of some Neanderthal running around here with trips? Oh, I do hope he gets what deserves
m'lady
>>676962291
Alas, you are mistaken my good fellow.
>>676962443
Oh, please excuse me. I have seemed to misplaced my repeating digits.
Here they are!
Tea and biscuits on me boys!
Check these first class trips, gentlemen
whoopity whoop doop! to me i fink mister man dupe!!! tern fe shoulder unto thine eye - ass gloop!!!
>>676961386
Viet Nam? Why, the whole peninsula will topple like a house of cards.
>>676962534
Oh dear I do believe I've just soiled my knackers.
Check out thy trips
>>676961386
I dare say I have reason to believe that the chap who began this thread is indeed a homosexual
Um.. Hi... I.. uh.. I ju-
Oh sorry! I'm new here.
My name is Billy Ben, Baka~
Pleasure to meet you all, men!
How is your day going fellow gentlemen?
>>676962733
Nice dubs my good anon
You tried and came very close to your goal.
you know what they say, try until you succeed.
>>676962283
Cheers, old sport.
Good evening everyone! I wish you only the best in this fine little get together. Say, anyone brought the brandy?
Good day to you all! Would it at all bother you if I join the banter?
>>676962723
I'm sorry, am I missing them? I do not see them around here my jolly good chap
Pleasure's mine my boy, come over and take a seat, we've got scotch and the fire's roasting, just WAITING for the trips to arrive.
Partake in some cheese with me dear boy?
>>676962937
Quite swimmingly, though it is pouring outside. How goes it, old chap?
Good Evening Gents
>>676961386
niggers tongue my anus
>>676962937
Very good.
I'm attempting to get motivated to do some mandatory service work hours, any tips?
>>676962798
By Golly the fine gentleman is correct
END MY ETERNAL SUFFERING
>>676962937
Oh just splendid, old sport.
Pip pip gents!
>>676963116
Young chappy
>>676962998
Good evening sir! I haven't any brandy, but I have brought a box of fine cigars. Join me in a smoke?
>>676963055
Well, we all have our quirks my friend
I will pass no judgement on you
Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
>>676963116
Oi that was horribly inappropriate, please hang your coat up before we have to engage in fisticuffs to amend this infraction.
Good day m'sirs.
With a might divine I bring thy the sacred trips for all to witness!
>>676963116
My good chap are you quite alright? You seem rather flustered
>>676963222
Ooooh shit
>>676963055
Ah yes, the children have become wise to our thread. Run along now kiddies.
>>676963222
WHAT THE FUCK
>>676963222
OI!!!!
>>676963116
GET OVER HERE YOU SOUR CUNT
>>676963222
THERE IS BEAR CUM THERE IS BEAR CUM THERE IS BEAR CUM THERE IS BEAR CUM THERE IS BEAR CUM
>>676963222
kill yourself
>>676962998
Such closeness to depravity, good friend. Don't startle these kind gentlemen again, if you please!
>>676963222
FUCKKKKKKK YPOUPPUPUPUPUPYUPUPUYPUPUOOUOUOUOUOUOUOUO BASTARD!
>>676963222
Fuck all of you!! Eat shit!
Niggggger faggotttt ragingraperope
Bundle of sticks
CCCCCCCCUUUUUUNNNNTTTTTTSSSSS!!!!
>>676963222
>>676963116
No need to attempt to cause a fracas in an establishment as quality as this, my lad
Does anyone wanna go and rape women with me me later tonight
>>676963222
HOW DARE YOU, I'M TEMPTED TO SHOOT YOU WHERE YOU STAND YOU RED-NECKED EMPTY HEADED COMMONER
>>676963222
You MOTHERFUCKING PIECE OF SHIT
>>676963456
NEVER FUCKING MIND THEN, CUNTS
Kill the kikes, hang the niggers, rape the women
What the unholy fuck are you doing you piece of shit! DONT COME AND NOT BRING THE FUCKING OPIUM
>>676963333
MOOK CHAKA WOOKIE NO HUTA LALA HUTT HOE HOE HOE
P
top crick. you faggots are cringier than reddit right now. congrats.
>>676963333
TOO LATE FAGEN!!
>>676963333
QUADDDDSSSSSSSSSS
THERE TRULY IS BEAR CUM
>>676963222
Shove that kipper right up your ass, faggot.
>>676963456
>an establishment as quality as this
>>676963222
Sweet butter crumpets!
>>676963222
You slimy disgusting limey fuck.
I hope your fish is full of rotted maggots and centipedes just like your mother's cunt
probably smells the same too, jesus fuck the smell that rubbed off on you isn't the only reason you have no real friends.
doo doo... d-dAAAA doo doo... d-dAAAA
xDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>676963222
YOU FUCKING NIGGER CUNT JEWISH GOYUM FUCK GOU AND YOUR FUCKING TRIPS
DIE IN HELL
>>676963222
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE YOU FUCKIGN FAGGOT BITCH WHORE. WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW. YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
>>676963333
OOGA BOOGA EEEEEECH EEEEEEEEEECH
>>676963277
fuck you and your smug false sense of adequacy.
you arent special because you got shoved headfirst through a cunt before someone else, in fact it makes you even more pathetic since you haven't accomplished anything in your life.
fuck off and die
>>676962733
WASSUP FACKIN NIIGGGAAA?
>>676963481
Why, such language is positively grotesque. You, sir, are no gentleman.
>>676962265
>>676962265
>>676962265
>>676962265
>>676962265
fuck you in particular
>>676963222
THIS WHOLE PLACE SNIFFS LIKE ANUS!!
FUCKING SHIT ON MY FUCKING CHEST YOU FAT MIDGET BITCH
>>676962614
quads boi, 3333>>676963333
>>676963654
And you post here as well the company you keep you dumbass
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>>676961386
i like to dress up as Goliath
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.

once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?

this was the song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
>>676963931 (Fuck)
>>676963931 (You)
>>676963222
YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER AN HERO RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>676963333
>>676963222
ARE YOU READY TO RECEIVE MY LIMP PENIS?
>>676963222
YOU STUPID DEGENERATE TWAT FUCKER
I rape squirrels on a regular basis
>>676963222
CUNT
All of you are putrid cysts on the slimy coat of my inverted cock!
You luke-warm noodles, yellow-hued toenails, asymmetrical rugs of an abandoned whore-house!
>>676964081
Never seen this before holy shit
>>676964442
no one will every be willing to go anywhere near your malformed pathetic little flesh lump
>>676964005
you would know you degenerate
you would be willing to perform any sexual act and you still can't get laid, pathetic.
>>676964467
literally everyone in this thread is this level of self hating scrawny waste of flesh as AIDS skrillex
>>676964472
Well then you are among your peers
>>676963222
Back to regular, normal /b/
>>676963222
NIGGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSS
>>676964805
>>676963222
The abysms of screams call us all to its dark embrace, accept your new reality with great dread and dismay
Alone, our minds will dismantle themselves
>>676963353
LET'S GO NIGGECHICKENS LET'S GO FUCK FRAJFODASJFIDOJ FUCK SHAKALAKA
>>676963222
Why you disrespectful, ungrateful little prat. See yourself out of this gentleman's club immediately!
Good afternoon kind sir, you must be a kek?
If you can see this then you have 9GAG as your homepage.
wtf
This will be the last post of the thread.
>>676966634
Fuck you
>>676961386
I do declare, I am in the company of an assortment of fagots ITT.
>>676966634
>This will be the last post of the thread.
>>676967585
Na
10/10 thread, what a time to be alive
>>676963222
Goddamn fucking niggers. you little bitch ass sissy fags millennials.
