Civ thread
>dubs decides
Population: 4 men, 2 women, 1 child.
>>676959510
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
>>676959670
Reroll
Invent vaporwave as a religion
>>676959888
Winrar
>>676959670
Rerolling again
Build a house and a settlement if possible
>>676959888
They erect a marble statue in honor of their vaporwave god
>>676960286
Forgot the image
>>676960391
The men square off 1v1 to determine who deserves the women. The child watches.
>>676959972
roll
men rape the women and child for the sake of the tribe
Sacrifice the child to satan and proclaim their love for him
>pic related
they send the child to explore the desert
we simultaneously strike oil and become a cell of islamic state
>>676961035
there is no satan, we have vaporwave as a religion
>if dubs build a house
>>676961035
Roll
One of the men declares himself Emperor of the tribe after a vision from the Vaperwave God, every other man is his Servant, all the women are his concubines
>>676960391
The men of the tribe shave their legs and become drag queens
>>676961422
Oh YEAH
>>676961422
>>676961266
Fuck'n kek'd
THANK YOU!!!!
uhh i uhhhh
make all the water a lil purple and give villagers strength and make the women super fetile
do it for quadnts op?
roll roll roll civ go
>>676959670
I'd roll to see this happen
>>676959888
Oh hell yeah
>>676959510
a woman drinks the cactus water hoping it's a hallucinogen
someone grows extra arm and is elected chief king
nipples dont exist. pop +3
enemy warriors look over a ridge?
Make them live in swastika houses
>>676961422
>>676961266
a man declares himself emperor
the women of the tribe go to the lake
the men decide to go drag, except for the emperor,
>>676962333
how much will you do for trips op????
rolling for pirple super water again
>>676962499
come on
rolling for dragons and lions encroch the village
The tribe tries to use the child as a fire extinguisher. dice roll 50/50 for the child surviving
They all start wearing top hats
>>676962675
reroll¡?
>>676962376
The child becomes a sex slave
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
>>7
rolling for purple water op. i need that watter
>>676962333
a large glow appears over the horizon, perhaps an army?
we gained 3 new drag queens
sand niggers atack
The women take the child and keep the custody. They build a hhut that looks like a fanny and call it "Misoginy-free space" The men of the tribe now have to pay child support
>>676963111
oh shit
>>676963111
Oh. Nice. What is more?
>>676963060
isis attacks
>>676963060
sweeeweettttt
roll for chief knocks up all women and trains all villagers to weapons
nipples now exist
All but 2 of the sandnigger army drowns in the lake
chief impregnates sand niggers
>>62499
>>676963443
FUCK. reroll for this awesomeness
>>676963111
a massive group of sand niggers appears, they aren't attacking yet, we must gather defenses and pray to the vaporwave god
>>676963060
Sacrifice the child to save us from the sand nigger army
>>676963443
ehh>>676963136
>>676963111
any/all of this
The tribe and the sandniggers let go of their differences, hold hands and sing the Canadian Anthem "O Canada"
>>676963792
One last roll to save the tribe
>>676963676
The Emperor goes to the sand niggers and takes their women to fill his concubines.
The sand niggers join the tribe. pop +18
pray to altar. aliens are summoned to train arm-chief with hercules magic & vaporize most sn
>>676963699
we throw our child towards the sand niggers, they take turns raping him and leave his corpse.
>>676963930
voted off the island
rayguns for all villagers
The emperor takes the chief sandnigger on a 1-on-1 breath hold competition
A local man climbs up a 80 foot nearby tree and refuses to come down declaring himself treeking.
ehem
magic purple water
The soul of Carlos appaers and defeat the sandniggers
>>676964152
Build a palace for our mighty Emperor
>>676964282
Going to reroll for this.
shoe on head
others renounce vaperwave as their religion and start worshiping campbells chicken noodle soup as their lord and savior
>>676964369
rol
All hail treeking.
>>676962499
ignoring these dubs
>>676964369
reroll
>>676964152
The emperor start breeding with the concubines cucking the rest of the drag queens
Chocolate starts raining from the sky and erupting from the earth alike. Unfortunately, 1 of the women has diabetes and will die if she consumes any
The men chop trees to build shelter and fishing rods. The women use the fishing rods to get food from the lake. The emperor gets all the women pregnant.
Declare war on Shaka and get ass kicked because he has Impi.
>>676964539
Reroll
>>676964539
RRoll
>>676964282
>>676964500
Treeking.
>>676964539
R-roll
>>676964500
>>676964611
winrars
fuck it
everyone shits their pants & go sterile. water evaporates. deagons rape the villagers
Emperor produces two children, shelter is established, in similar fashion to Dingane's compound (google it)
>>676964611
Op here, i don't understand.
they invent nuclear weapons to defend themselves against the sandniggers
>>676964539
Cmon, do this
>>676964539
this
+ make a gravestone for the little kid in the desert
>>676964152
Men of the tribe decide to train because there may be more dangers, and start lifting heavy stones, trees and do 2 hours of sparring a day
All villagers combine to create blob
>>676964800
win
dk flies in on a barrel
rips apart all women and chief
>>676964773
OP, are you ignoring treeking winning?
A brand new Chevy 78 car find his way to the village. Tank full but wait... the car is alive and he is a radical feminist that is really into slam poetry
>>676964833
win !
Massive Penis monster attacks
>>676964539
>The men chop trees to build shelter and fishing rods. The women use the fishing rods to get food from the lake. The emperor gets all the women pregnant.
>>676964816
+ make a gravestone for the little kid in the desert
THESE
>>676964867
op is very choosey
rolling for dk>>676964866
and piurplez watta
>>676964773
Civilization V.
http://civilization.wikia.com/wiki/Shaka_(Civ5)
tl;dr: Impis are massively OP units that would crush this puny 4chan civ.
2 men reproduce with 2 women, the rest are trained to be warriors.
>>676965023
Treeking is based off real life events though and treeking was the savior of all.
>>676965078
Roll this
Drag queens and women form feminist movement and kill all straight men, then die because no men to support them.
>>676964500
two faggots worship the treeking, the loyal vaporwavists praise MacintoshPlus
9/11 happens
The villagers build a house
>>676965022
rape all around im talkin women raping men men raping drag drag raping each other men & women
>>676965022
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>676965023
wtf is wrong with your speech, not trying to be mean, but please, speak clearer, or if you can't, tell me
>>676959510
>>676964152
A series of drone strikes wipes out half the population. The Emperor decides it is best to join up with ISIS in order to fight for their freedom. The people are now living in an ISIS military compound and have gained 5 ISIS fighters, not suicide bombers. Women must wear burkas.
the tree king makes a tree kingdom with his two followers
>>676965187
More treeking supporters show up and start planting a tree forest.
>>676965187
The Emperor starts a crusade agasint treeking
Zombie time.
>>676964611
>>676965047
OP, I explained it, the villagers get killed by Zulus. TADAH.
cannibals are among you
-1 pop per
>>676965433
>Zombie time.
>>676965187
dig a huge hole for shit
orgy
>>676965374
roll
>>676965187
The treeking followers are sinners! They build a sex house to praise their savior!
+1 friendly monster joins your crew
One of the villagers is actually a muslim terrorist and suicide bombs the vaperwave shrine 50/50 another villager survives the blast
Realize there is a massive hole in the ground. It leads to another dimension. Mario World.
dicks, dicks for all mouths
>>676965374
rolling for this
>>676965783
roll for green pipe. chief goes on
villagers convert to Islam
>>676965187
The emperor claims that vaporwave wants to see the two women have sex with each other while the drags make pigs sound
>>676965187
Vaporwave followers construct a guillotine to cleanly end the rebellion
>>676965904
rolling
>>676965330
you've done a ton of fun op. thanks. but purple water would be dope. also some magic effects? purple rain maybe?
>>676966100
winrar
>>676965187
The Treeking followers construct a treehouse to safely pray, away from their Vaporwave comrades.
>>676966197
also going
>>676966294
Not the first set of dubs though
all villagers become asexual niggerkin
>>676959510
Everyone in the village converts to Islam and starts fucking goats
>>676965022
we killed treeking and his followers for the wood
They all die mysteriously, the end.
The bush is weed
sexy party. +3 population (visitors) +4 chirrens
Women are clearly alpha. They train men to walk on leashes.
a giant flying pyramid
>>676966558
the bones in the desert turn out to be a friendly re-animated riding dinosaur +1 riding dino
>>676966967
we wuz kangs
A comunal orgy starts to grow up the population and put more farm, build and advance the tecnology and grow up an army
>>676966558
the sand niggers surprise attack the village and kills one of the pregnant women and holds one of the men ransom for food.
chief grows another arm
A strange monster appear in the desert
>>676966558
Shit and piss into the lake to worship it as the ship and piss lake nessie
rolling for greenhouse and dope
The men of the tribe start getting strange, uncontrollable erections. This is scares the women, and they start distancing themselves from the men. Soon the women evolve penises to impregnate themselves.
an elusive rape hobo appears
a pregnant lady is raped and her child is now pregnant
the villagers become communists
skeletons and gold jewelry flow up to lakeshore
Two drag queens eat the berries to test their effects. They turn out to be okay, and they are planted more
>>676967082
roll for this
eat corpses
>>676967414
Rerolling my own post fuck it
>>676966989
re roll
>>676967315
roll
>>676967315
eolling and men grow vagoo
completely asexual village with nonstop baby making (excluding chief of course)
>>676967082
I.second it
>>676967495
i will for too
Everyone dies, but are replaced by 7 Jehova's and one jew. # of the Jehova's are woman.
The jew is locked up. He might get greedy with whatever valuable is around.
god appears. and is a negro
all of the men die while hunting and the women are inable to support themselves and die as well.
>>676966558
I thought it was zombie time
>>676966558
everyone starts anal raping each other for no reason under the red light of an approaching comet
>>676968169
nah
Write V A P O R W A V E in the sand in huge letters, using the blood of treeking's followers
a ufo crashes in the desert and the emperor sends one of his men to check it out
>>676967995
an intelligent man starts researching the secrets of iron forging
they cut their dicks off, eat each of it, and get sick
The moon becomes /b/
>>676968361
Roll
>>chief uses staff to break rock.
> uses broken stick and rocks to make shovel & hoe
>1 drag picks berries.
>1 more tills a garden.
>Chief then gives birth to these chirren.1m1f
>cooks fish
>then fucks the women both back into pregnancy
>>676968361
roll
The men start to realize if they entangle their erect penises together they can create magic. They use their magic for practical things at first, like food and water, but then they start to use it to summon the ghost of Jesus so they can re-crucify him.
Suddenly, aliens
>>676968840
break rock. make shovel. bury bodies. make garden on corpses. plant berries. and tree
>>676968902
roll
>>676968902
Roll
a refrigerator falls from the sky
chief orders traps to bring it inside
Testicles attack
put yhe skull of that thing above chiefs door
>>676969411
Now they do a human centiped
cut up cactus and plant more
>>676969181
roll
They use their V A P O R W A V E god's powers to give themselves extremely large, elastic dicks that work biologically as either a penis or vagina, meaning everyone can impregnate everyone else. +6 children
>>676969411
they discover that those berries can cure the chopped dick illness and a new triple sized penis regrows for everyone.
and the population increases 10+ for no reason!
cannablise one trap
All men are trained to be warriors
>>676969164
Everyone becomes diamonds
an alien crashes in the desert. chief investigative
Chief mistakes traps for women and fucks them since they don't have dicks anymore. They miraculously become pregnant and bear mutant offspring that have penises and vaginas. More feminine ones look more like girls, more masculine look more like dudes. They grow extremely quickly.
Make them Irish, and give them a potato farm
You know what happens next
They praise their vaporwave god so hard that they themselves ascend to vaporwave aesthetic euphoria
sand niggers come to the village to negotiate peace and wish to live among the villagers
>>676970164
Reroll
>>676969411
a messenger comes from the east bringing news from an unfortunate event regarding the moon and a rain of blood...
>>676969963
R O L L
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>>676970121
wtf
are
you
doing
>>676970121
what country op? just curious
>>676969775
roll
>>676970186
Reroll
Giant purple alien saucer Dildo destroys everything leaving only the dildo aliens
>>676970215
reer
>>676970368
reerpr
>>676970186
Rerollio
Everybody is wearing fedoras and all become atheist.
>>676970476
reeeerer
>>676970348
>purple
only roll if its for my watta motherfucker
>>676970348
Rolls
>>676970186
Roll4this
One of the children go exploring in the dessert, looking for scarabs. While playing in the sand, she meets a nice sandnigger named Muhammad. So begins the story of a beautiful friendship.
>>676970588
Winrar
>>676969411
the god of war (and penis) is angry for all unholiness of their acts so he challenges the leader to fight against one of his titans
>>676970614
This
>>676970588
that was a harsh dubs
rolling for the water to be a lil purple and constitutes magical properties
Make a realistic, detailed drawing of the civilization and continue to add events to it in the same detailed manner.
>>676969411
an ayy lmao ship descends from the sky +5 population from the space niggers
>>676969963
>>676970832
grrrrrr,
x
x
okay+_+
merchants appear in the-desert they sell goods and build homes
trade fish for ????
>>676970309
not op xD
>>676970639
reroll
>>676970348
our vaporwave god tries to defend us from the alien dildos
this has been fun. rolling for new bread?
>>676971234
the space nigger ayy lmaos join the civ +5 to population
>>676971443
Agreed
>>676971234
dildos suicide-bomb themselves
why everything always has to end up being destroyed and turned into dicks?
>>676971488
>>676971233
OP better get to work.
>>676971488
winrar
>>676971234
dildos turn blue and blow up for no reason, men's balls turn blue and women's dick turn into blue pussies.
Could someone do a thread like this but livestream their drawing while taking all/most suggestions for thread?
>>676971234
/b/ counted to 4
>1234
The mlp fedora army led by King autismo rides into town and are ultimate gentlemen to the women
The mongol invasion has reached our civilization. Ghengiz khan is coming to rape our women.
>>676970676
>>676972468
men's balls turn blue and women's dick turn into blue pussies.
>>676972087
Roll
>>676972563
hey op here, can you take over for me?
>>676972563
Dude fuck off
>>676972468
the sandniggers come in full force but accidentaly kill themselves due to the fact that islam is wrong +10 ayy lmaos for no fucking reason
>>676972717
Please keep doing it, he doesn't even use trips :(
>>676973009
Dubs* mb
>>676972468
>>676972563
>>676972832
somehow, probably because of pink magic, those two alternative worlds merge into one
>>676973009
ok ok I use trips
>>676973009
alright mate, ill continue, just for you
>>676973131
Roll
>>676973203
Ily
>>676972906
reroll
>>676973131
reroll plus the chopped-dick tribe receive war hammers and the long dicks become spears while the titan watches and wanks
Sand nogs attack, but their shitty fertliliser bombs explode in the desert, killing only themselves. As their souls push towards V A P O R W A V E hell, the VW gods allow them to stay on earth as ghostly defenders of our people
>>676973131
i think this is the only logical option
>>676973768
Shameless fucking reroll
>>676973768
rerickrolling nigga
>>676973768
Roll
>>676972468
Ayy lmaooo breeds with hoomans to produce space niggers with +10 str -5 int
>>676974110
reroll
