what did you do today /b/
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what did you do today /b/
>>676952355
inb4
>Yer mum
>>676952355
check em
>>676952445
nigga you were so close
>>676952355
your mom
>>676952655
faggot you were so original
>>676952445
I prayed for dubs
>woke up
>took a piss
>played some Kirby Squeak Squad
>ate some steamed clams
>wasted 2 hours on 4chan
Future plans include
>taking a shit
>going for a walk
>wasting 6 hours on 4chan
>>676952355
ya momma
>>676952906
Fat basement dweller detected
>>676952906
this is how its done
this is greentext GET thread go
>i got dubs on 4chan
>>676952355
I check'd em
>>676952918
faggot detected, i have 2 dads
>>676953168
thanks bro
>>676952355
tu madre pendejo
>>676953268
ola pendejo
>>676953263
Then I didn't check'd em
>but then I told you
>to
>check
>deez
>>676952445
>>676953334
>off by 1 thread, missed the trips and quads
>>676953433
checked
>>676953608
>then I thank'd anon
>then I smoke'd a bowl
>and wished these were dubs too
asians have small dubs
>>676953433
Checked fam
>>676953705
not everyday is doubles day mate
>>676953856
i see what you did there
>>676952355
laid in bed waiting until it was time to sleep again
>be me
>wake up
>coffee & meds
>be anxious
>back to bed
>browse /b/
>be even more anxious
>netflix.avi
>get up again
>be anxious & depressed
>back to bed
>try /b/ again
>become psychotic because of daily repeat cancer like gun control etc
>netflix.mp4
>get up v3
>be depressed
>back to bed
>some ok threads on /b/
>get up and take a shower
>chug meds
>back in bed, getting ready to sleep
you cant get those tho ----->
>>676953856
We can all dream anon, we can all dream
>the dream of sweet dubs
> i got these
got dubs
check em
at class in the university...boring as fuck
Check em fags
>>676954072
nigga i got triple trips, quints and 7 dubs in 3 thread this week
get your shit togheter and roll some dubs
>>676954342
Damnit
>>676954342
>dubd and Trump becomes president
>trips and he starts WW3
>>676952355
went to get a physical. Doctor touched my balls.
Watched a high school play of "You're a Good Man Charlie Brown" and chilled with my gf
tried to kill myself but failed. Now I have a bunch of marks on my neck and I gotta go to work like this.
>>676954345
SIR YES SIR
CAN YOU PLEASE INSPECT MY DUPLICATES SIR
>i got up
>i got dubs
>i went to bed again
>>676952355
Going to my grandmas funeral.
>>676954802
How'd the old bird die?
I got these dubs
>>676954950
Lung complications.
Nutted on this bird I found in my yard lol it had a broken wing
>>676954989
IM SORRY
ILL TRY AGAIN
>check em
>coolguyiscool.jif
>>676955203
Well. I guess everyone dies of lung complications.
>what happened
>nigga just quit breathing
Today I thanked anon for these dubs.
>>676955247
What the fuck.
>>676954034
Nice
>>676954651
Nice
>>676955666
checked
>>676955267
>>676954989
>>676954701
>>676954345
>>676953856
>>676953789
>>676953334
>>676952445
this rly looks like and offby1 thread
>trips get
>be at work at place that does loads of craft beer
>have bottle saved for customer
>packaging makes the bottle look like it's a KKK member
>supposed to be something about anti-racism
>customer orders
>get bottle
>put bottle on bar whilst head turned to ask other member of staff something,
>turn head saying 'so glad you ordered this one, I think you'll love it'
> customer gone, instead random black customer
> black woman just looks horrified and says 'that's not cool at all, not cool'
>mfw other customer nipped to the loo
>mfw I try and not laugh at outraged randomer
For anyone who gives a shit, google yellow belly by buxton/omnipollo brewery and you'll see why keks were had.
I ate a bunch of undercooked bacon and left a mess in my kitchen
>>676955697
Fucking nice
>>676955247
Wat
>>676952355
I jacked off to furry porn, went to work, played some vidya and shitposted on /vg/.
Also I got singles.
>be me
>wake up, morning fap
>Shower, cup of tea get changed then go work
>Come home from work then make tea (evening meal tea, not the drink. Yes it's awkward I know)
>Shower, then browse /b/
>Get dubs in thread
>wake up
>lay in bed browsing memes
>whoa! Years have passed doing nothing but browse memes all day and think of suicide
>>676955738
i really really like this story
>>676952355
>>676952655
>>676953433
>>676954100
>>676955666
>>676955711
you betta check twice nigga, even you got dubs
check em
> went to work
> came home
> went to bed for the rest of the day because I'm a depressed, garbage human being.
>>676956111
CZECHD
>>676956111
Checked
>>676956088
the dubs have spoken, keep rolling niggas
>>676952355
1:16 PM Canada fag here.
Just finished at gym, currently pooping.
Going to get food with some friends then I have work at 5pm
>life is okay for once
>>676956088
Nigga even YOU got dubs
>>676952355
I checked them
Can I please draw your attention to the last two digits of my post number. Notice that they are repeating.
I shaved a dog.
Aftet school i came home and dranke... felt deprest about x gf
I never get dubs in get threads
yo. check these dubs
drank 6 litres of vodka, didn't get drunk, got up, drove to work
if i get dubs, ill drink bleach live on stream
if I get dubs I'll do anything you reply with
i want dubs
one more day trying to fit in the herd
>Got up
>Fapped
>Took shower
>Went to school
>Talked with friends
Currently sitting in 8th period
Future plans
>Taking a shit
>Playing my pc
Finished a web series.
got dubs
is it possible to fuck a bunny? also check em
>>676957457
Mmm just look at those legs.
10/10 would eat.
>woke up
>received paycheck from work
>went to bank to deposit it
>went back home
>smoked weed with my gf
>had sex
>watched Archet
Now I'm going to a concet.
I give up. I'm never gonna get dubs again.
quads
>>676957778
OFF
BY
ONE
check these dubs
i used to get dubs
Today is the day I get dubs.
>>676957922
Checked.
i used to get trips
i never get dubs
Stole some blu rays from Walmart and sold them at GameStop and bought heroin. This is also what I'll do tomorrow.
>>676952355
Went to work
Told my coworker to go fuck herself
Prolly gonna get fired or written up
Don't care, tomorrow's Friday
Go fuck yourself Adrianna
My favorite genre of music is metal, but today I will gladly listen to dubstep.
>>676957457
nigga I may be a furfag but don't convert me into bestiality
>>676958101
take some methadone fam. dont ruin your like. your mom loves you your papa loves you. youre breaking there heart :( it pains me to say this fam
>>676952355
checked so hard right now
>>676957612
make rabbit soup and friend rabbit legs or make rabbit fried rice with that.
>>676952355
Visited the ruins of the Roman forum and the colosseum!
Good times
>>676956362
i know ty
>check these
>>676957778
if i landed them quads would i have gotten alot of replies and attention?
Worked. Like I do everyday.
>>676958393
Can't get ride to clinic everyday, can't get healthcare so I can't get subs. Than you for your concern though it make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside like when this drug used to get me high
>>676952355
got some cigs while i pumped,chain smoked ,picked up wifu for lunch,went to the park for a walk,paid my bills,went back home
not an exciting day but at least it's sunny out
also are you so socially crippled that you need to have smalltalk on a russian mail order bride forum
>>676952355
spent 8 h in office
2 h bouler / climbing session
2 beers with friends
sitting on balcony smokig pot
reading /b/, thinking about a fap
>>676958566
This Faggot needs to be shoped.
Also, checked.
>>676952355
lying in my bed, drinking and staring at the ceiling.
>>676958912
>2 h boulder / climbing session
cleaning your moms fat ass?
>>676958566
I chipped a piece of the coliseum off when I went there. I lost it sometimes later.
check this
>>676958829
my auntie just got off hard drugs that would give her cold sweat and leg pains she would explain it likes some one is pulling on your muscle tissue and mashing it. seems like heal but it has been a week since and she's looking healthy.
this post is triples
>>676959193
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>676959241
Unfortunately I do not have time to recuperate. I will not be able to work if i jumped off this roller coaster right now, and I need a job just to sleep in sheets. It's ok the police will get me or I will shoot up too much one day. Either way the problem will run its course. It always does. I miss my friends who have already been taken. It's a dirty life I wish on no one.
>>676959153
is that you, max?
Check me out, I'm off by one
>>676959569
sorry nigga here are some doubles specially for you to make you feel better
>>676959158
You may be the biggest piece of shit I've seen post. Pls die.
>>676958566
SAME FAGGIN ALL DAY ERRYDAY>>676959049
>>676959608
NO IM JOSEPH
>>676959700
I feel those vibes my nigga. That means good luck for tomorrow's petty theft.
>>676959569
Faggot
>>676959700
>>676959834
you're welcome
>>676959834
WHAT ARE YA STEALIN NIGGER
>>676954508
He will anyway
>>676959569
i recently over dosed on coke, it was a shitty feeling because i knew what what going on. even though it was a minor OD it felt like hell. saving money and the house finally looks clean for once
>>676959919
my dubs say you're the faggot
>>676960047
dubs and he really builds a wall
>>676960020
GIVE ME ZE DUBBLES
Practiced with my band.
I put a wood stick in my trashbin so the cover would stay in place again.
By the way is this good English?
my time to shine
THEEEEEESSSSSEEEEE DUBS WILL NOT HEAL
>>676960327
Better than most Amerifags I know
>>676960524
prove it post screenshot with (you)
>>676952355
you might have doubles but check thse trips
>>676952355
>what did you do today /b/
Got up
Fed my kid
Made breakfast for myself
Went back to bed
Got up
/b/ time
Made and ate a salad
Thinking about making some coffee
Need to empty the cat boxes
if this is dubs I dump all of my 47 gigabytes of furry porn here
>>676960669
I am the get master boy, you better watch out
>>676960769
do you got any hobbies? work? or you living that good life on family allounce and welfare
>>676960669
shit didn't upload the first time
TRIPS IS HOW I FALLLLLLL
>>676961056
i hate offby1
>dubs get
>>676952355
I got dubs.
>>676961086
let me show you trips
>>676961056
i i im sorry sir i wont let that happen again
>>676961241
I stole your dubs
>>676952355
I shit myself trying to move a washing machine...
Check my singles.
>>676961431
no i have taken thee dubs and converted them into trips
>>676960213
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW TRANSVESTITE
>>676961488
fuck reroll
what are dubs?
>>676961360
nigga i'm a wizzard wanna see triple trips?
>>676961709
OK assfag test your luck
>>676961709
more like trips + dubs
>>676961816
testing for trips nigga
>>676959829
i'm sorry sir. at this point,
i have to admit that my mom is fat and i'm a black gay.
>>676961832
Pents?
>>676961816
testing testing 1 2 3
>>676961816
111 get
>>676962077
trips get
Learned worker management and how houses work in BDO
>>676962077
XD FAGGOT, NIGGA YOU NO WIZARD
i want dubs
>>676961964
look at thse sexy dubs
>>676962229
WA WA WA waaaaaa
>>676962282
Nope
>>676962323
2323 still counts for me nigga
>>676962229
if it went for that stupid ass anime picture i probably would of gotten dubs dubs
>>676962496
I'm white assfag
>>676952355
Went to a job interview
Was for an IT position, but the dude saw my resume and said he also kinda needed a programmer so he said he was really interested. Not hired yet tho
After that I grabbed a sub with the squad
Pretty good day. Except for the extra dry sht I had to took after the sub
Dissapoint my father yet again, him having always been such the alpha.
I'm socially awkward, not good looking. Not talented or ever even been good at school. Fucking genes
>>676955738
thats great man
>>676952355
Went to class in the morning ate lunch and shitposted. It's 4PM
HELP
>Woke up
>Worked
>Took break
>Worked some more
>Went to get groceries
>Winked at qt3.14 at butcher's
>Went home
>Fapped
>Here I am
>Also, check 'em
>>676952355
I played some New Vegas, masturbated to a MILFxSon doujin, pet my cat until he got fed up and scratched me and ran
>>676962771
Faggot
>>676962801
lets take dabs u fuckhead
>>676952355
I went out and skated for a while. I cried on the steps by where I was skating. The song I was listening reminded me of my ex. I continued to skateboard till around 5ish and went home and made some microwave bacon. I have been browsing 4chan since.
>woke up
>lay in bed and watcher series and browse 4chan and reddit
>get up to shit, eat and play piano
>lying in bed right now again and posting on this thread
>>676963006
Wow you have no life
>>676963006
kekd hardr
>>676962771
>genes
LOL
its 5 i guess i should go get buzzed
>>676963355
Your mother, dude when you get drunk come back here to this thread and post
>>676963355
That's a good idea, I haven't drank in a couple days and have nothing else to do tonight
>>676952355
your mom
>>676963509
alright ill say something so you know it's me or my mother .. (/) what will it be?
>>676963693
Well on your on 4chan that says that you have nothing else to do
>>676963355
i like this guy
>>676963969
>your
you're*
I wrote something to tell my crush that I have feelings for her
>tfw I can't tell her now because it's april fools tomorrow
>>676963969
or that you have a shit ton to do an chose not to
>>676952355
i got trips
>>676961086
What about mein?
>>676964087
thx i took 2 shots
check this
>>676963355
Dub dubs. Checked
>>676964323
copy that
>>676955247
sure
can't remember when I saw this first, how old is this, like 2 years?
>>676952355
I got a fresh haircut and worked out.
the trips wizzard has arrived
i go to kill
>>676952355
skipped college cause i'm a fucking badass
Got lightly buzzed, finished a 150 project paper in 5 hours, got more booze, and proceeded to wank for another 3 hours until now.
I think I got high from sucking so much dick dang
OP here, so what shall you do tommorow?
>>676964421
i blew my medicated maple syrup out my nose from this
>>676955247
Welcome to /b/.
>>676952355
I dressed up as Goliath.
not everybody thinks that its cool, but i finally met a girl who thinks im a 10/10 would bang like bam in my Goliath suit.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSPe8dIJEtw
i figured it out. when i come back ill start a thread and ill tell u its me ( earl davis)
>>676958101
Yo where you at ill trade a phone and some clothes for a bag
Fapped to this 5 minutes ago
>>676964798
kek you are welcome
