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Femanon hereThis is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Femanon here

This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful. Growing up watching porn every day has giving you a false understanding of what a normal penis looks like. Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.

93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length. The horse cocks you see in porn are very painful. We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
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>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length

Bullshit. That can't be right.
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>>676923977
93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
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>>676923977
I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.
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>>676923944
>Femanon here
you know the rules
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>>676924124
>I'm 15
underage b&
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>>676923944
Brittany Venti is fucking hot
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yeah it's true. most porn cocks aren't as nice as mine
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>>676923944
>This is your daily reminder that pornography is harmful.

Thank you.

When I browse /b/, I roll quicky the mouse wheel when genitalia or faggotry appear.
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>>676924259
That isn't Brittany Venti
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>>676923944

Well maybe if yous bitches weren't so fucking stingy I wouldn't have to sit and jack it to porn everytime I wanna cum, ken what I mean?
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>>676923944
I used to think that, then I joined a lewd Facebook group full of friends and acquaintances both m and f posting various body parts. Turns out my fat 7 inch cock comes up short.

And my lack of confidence comes from my shitty house, busted up old car, inability to find a decent job and general crippling poverty. Plus I don't think any girl has ever called me hot ever. And I don't really have any cool friends. My body is just fine bitch.
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>>676923944
Wrong. My penis is 7.5 inches and I have no confidence at all.
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>>676923944
Bullshit, the only way to know where you stand in the world is to compare yourself to the best, and only the best, to realize you're naturally deficient and utterly worthless as you are. No one should just like themselves as they are because no one else will ever like you as you are. Strive to improve, earn the right to live.
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>>676925028
Donkey dicks are not the best. Your belief that they are is the harm you have received.

You belief that donkey dicks are preferred is so deeply ingrained within you that nothing anyone can say can convince you otherwise. 200 girls could sit you down in a chair and spend an entire day trying to convince you of the truth and you wouldn't believe them. You would assert that they are either ignorant of what sex with a donkey dick is like because they've never had sex with a donkey dick before or you would assert that they were lying and patronizing you.

You absolutely will not not believe that there is such a thing as "too big".

>you've been mentally injured.
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>>676926091

Whatever, gaylord. Clearly mad coz you got a small dick
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>>676926336
I don't have a dick, sweetie
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>>676923944
>>676923944
>penis
>penis
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>>676926472
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>>676926091
I've only been with one girl, my now ex-girlfriend. I'm 7", her literal first words when I had sex with her the first time was "Is that all of it?".

She's assured me I'm pretty small and that I was lucky to ever have her, as all other girls, even IF they'd be willing to be in one room with me, would probably laugh me out of the room.

The truth hurts, what hurts the most is the most true, she can't have been lying.
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>>676926981
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>>676927352
That piercing.
Disguisting.
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>>676923944
There are rules...
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>>676923944
hey femanon. your romantic comedy movies give you just as unrealistic an understanding of how relationships and romance will be as porn gives us an unrealistic understanding of how sex will be.
>he wont just magically start to like you if you just like him hard enough
>he wont leave whoever he's with for you
>he wont do amazing romantic things for you
>he wont stand outside at 4 am in the rain just to hug you before you leave for a trip
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>>676927352
wow. tfw these threads were really being posted by a girl.

So, you're really like, just trying to make us feel better about ourselves?
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>>676927352
Nice piercing but no day. Fake
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>>676923944
>Femanon here
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>>676927288
Dude, harsh. That bitch was a gaping vagina whore.

My dick is the same size and i've never heard anything like that. The one honest girl I've ever known who would never lie to me told me it was a great size. I've always been self conscious about it but honestly have no reason to be. Don't let one bitch ruin your perception of yourself.
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>>676927763
yep.
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I can guarantee that none of you have a penis over 7inch. Measuring from your balls doesn't count, anons.
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inb4 everyone in this thread has a +7 inch cock
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>>676928000
Hmm, maybe.
Shit ended just four days ago, so it's a bit too fresh for me to try and fuck other girls anyway, plus, I have zero game.

It'd surprise me if pussy ever comes my way again anyway.
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>>676927288
5'5 here.
Gf cums every single time and she thinks im big.
You just dated a slut.
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>>676923944
like I give a fuck about the size of my dick, fits in my hand rather well
>seeing all of my friends lives destroyed by having children with women who clearly have no sense of monogamy, homosexual friends also had the same monogamy problems, is why I choose not to abstain from relationships.
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>>676928808
you dont choose to abstain from relationships anon, its just that you have no other choice
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>>676928496
1. The leader of men
2. Successful risk taker
3. Willingness to emote
4. Protector of loved ones
5. Preselected by other women

Men are visually stimulated. This is why women focus on improving their appearance to trigger attraction within men. Women have their very own set of attraction triggers and your appearance isn't one of them.

You could look like Brad Pitt from Fight Club, but if you aren't demonstrating that you have at least one of the above five traits you aren't getting laid.
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>>676928367
7.5, go wank yourself with a pair of pinchers.
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>>676927352
Amazing nips, my favorite type.

However, I'll say this
Girls who grow up watching porn and masturbating do exist, especially girls younger than my friends who grew up watching porn and masturbating.

In the same way men now think they must have a giant dick to be good at sex, women now believe that even though average cocks are fine, the true apex of good sex is an 8"+ dick that goes for a long time
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>>676923944
Timestamp and tits or gtfo
Also prosible b8
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>>676928979
I know this
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>>676927288
She was lying to you. It feels powerful to make a guy feel bad about his penis.

Being able to ruin a man for years using only one sentence feels really good. It's intoxicating, the feeling of power doing that brings. It's a huge ego trip to be able to break the mind of a man.
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>>676928984
Especially #5.
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>>676923977
This is always the same thread all over again every single day
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>>676929286
Yeah, don't listen to what some bitch says when you break up. It's just her wanting power over you by making you feel bad.

OH SHIT EXACTLY THE WAY OP IS TRYING TO GET POWER OVER YOU BY MAKING YOU FEEL GOOD
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>>676928984
But I'm gorgeous. I spend all of this time making myself beautiful for these women and it's like I'm invisible to them.
It just doesn't make any since.
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>>676929286
Fucked up thing is, she said those things to me when we were together.

Her breaking up with me after eight years was a short phonecall saying she was tired of our relationship and called it quits.

Hell of a morning that was.
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>>676929309
see >>676927352

>tfw it was really a girl all along
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>>676929631
Beta
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>>676929741
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDTw2ZZ540k
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The first thing I'll do if I ever win the lottery is embark on a world murder tour and delete the people responsible for all these repeating cancer threads.

Keep pushing your luck, guys. You have a 99.9999935% chance on coming out of this alive.
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>>676923944
This dude is hot plus - He's right
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>>676923944
teh lulz
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>>676929772
no day, which means it could be any day in march you retard
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>>676927352
You have innie or outie?
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>>676923944
honestly youre probably right, but porns cool so tits or gtfo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJN46HsOWuA
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If you were a real femanon you would know that we see dickpics everyday
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>>676929202
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>>676931533
this
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>>676923944
Fappin
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>>676923944
I'm honestly more self conscious and insecure about how long I last. Can you make me feel better about it
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>>676923944
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>>676927352
Really nice nipples
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>>676923944
It's why i only fap to pics of qts. Would recommend.
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>>676933031
>>676925028
>you shouldn't like yourself, because some others out of the7 billion+ people aren't gonna like you

You sound legitimately mentally handicapped.
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my dick is nearly 9" long and thick as fuck and literally every woman I've ever been with has said that she just tolerates small dicks but longs for bigger ones

sorry duders you're just genetically inferior and your woman is lying to you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>676923944
Seems like you failed to get some dick in you cuz of that? Damn, what a lousy excuse
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>>676928291
Why?
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>>676923944
Hello, just a reminder, no tits no attention so tits or gtfo
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>>676928979
Implying that abstinence can't be a personal choice just shows how weak-willed you are.
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>>676930393
haha noob
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>>676923944
fucksake that is a beauty, didnt even bother to read about how small my dick probably is..
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hmmm... bait anyone?
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Tits or gtfo
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>>676923944
>pornography is harmful
It's healthy.

>false understanding of what a normal penis looks like
True for most, but I'm 7.5 inches, I'm fine with this.

>negative body image
Simply: Nope.

>made you very insecure
It made me secure finding out Porn is a business, not some fairy-tale like most women think we see it as.

>unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on
Currently engaged to the hottest skinny young Taiwanese girl I could ever dream of. So no.

>93.4% of men have a penis under 7 inches in length
Those poor guys.

>horse cocks you see in porn are very painful
I'm not into beastiality, but I suppose you know best if it hurts or not.

>don't want boyfriends that have penises that large
Ask my 5 feet tall fiancé what she thinks of my 7.5, then we'll talk.

>There is nothing wrong with your penis anon.
Already know.
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Tits or gtfo you faggot
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>>676923944
hopefully by creating this thread you changed how at least 1 or 2 anons negatively view themselves because they dont have a huge dick.
there is a lot more to sex than just slamming away (although that is pretty great sometimes) guys, you can improve those other areas of your sex life (foreplay, dirty talk, oral, handstuff, buttstuff, massages, etc...................) if your size really worries you.
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>>676927352

baito! Anon pls ya can't write on your own titties like dat...
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>>676934906
2.4" confirmed.
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No tits with face. True picture of OP
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First femanon I've seen that isn't a cunt
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>>676923944
Well, 6.6% of us watch porn to grow our self esteem and positive self body image.
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>>676935224
High-five anon.
I was insecure at young age because of light asperger, but once I realized my dick is in the top 4% my confidence skyrocketed.
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why always with the dick length?

Let's talk big meaty pussy! Bitches these days put big things in their holes wrecking them. I doN't like fucking messed up pussy. Or some Girls they really got ugly deformed titts. Saggy, hanging different in size...
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>>676933998
I'm saying average is unloveable, just going through life being as you are will please no one.
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>>676934776
You don't need to prove yourself to us anon. You're only lying to yourself.
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ITT: top 7% of dicks on this planet

also, thanks for the message, OP.
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>>676924124
Mods!!!! MODS!!
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>>676935070
Lol if the only way you can please your girl is by thrusting in and out, you're nothing better than a dildo on a piston. Being able to make your girl I'm without even touching her with your dick is a great skill to have, to bad all you gorilla cocks value is how long it is. Big ducks are good for just going out and fucking sluts, but in a relationship the novelty of an 8 incher wears out pretty quickly, and i have friends who had huge socks but we're getting a lot less sex than I was because their girls were worn out from the sex, and big divks are not comfortable to have inside you, so their sex drives fade more and more. Hell, my buddy lost his gf to another guy with a much smaller dick, and his ex told him it was because he didn't know how to do anything but pound away. The average vagina is 4 inches long, and while it can indeed stretch to more than double its size, it's extremely uncomfortable. I know this from actually talking to girls and having conversations with them, I don't just watch porn and assume that's the norm.
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>>676923944
is your name Elizabeth from the tulsa area?
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copypasta is copied pasta

sage
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>>676935433
The first time I saw an asian porn cock I fell out of my chair laughing.

High five!
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>>676923944
the probably with my penis is that a bitch isnt on it right now. can i get a whoop whoop from my /b/ oys hahaha yeahhhh im fucking edgey
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>>676928496
Stop fucking with barrel pussy bitches and you'll be fine
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>>676936786
>dildo on a piston
bitch this aint minecraft
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>>676936154
And living life trying to please everyone else is stupid. Most people in the world have no bearing on my life, and most of the people that assume they do actually mean absolutely nothing to me. As long as I'm happy and I'm able to keep my friends and family happy when I can, then I'm good. And you're arguing about improving yoyrself, but the topic being discussed is one that people have no control over, just like height or facial structure, without dangerous elective surgery. There's no reason to compare Dick sizes because knowing that someone is bigger or smaller than you isn't likely to do anything but garner negative feelings. Of you know your sick is small, you're more likely to improve other sexual techniques, rather than just being told your sick is amazing and all women care about is how big it is, which makes it more likely that they'll coast along on the size without improving technique or overall quality.
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>>676937726
you can inject silicon into your dick tho
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>>676937640
Bitch, I'm well aware. Its called an analogy.
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>>676927352
>it was actually a girl
You're fucking with the system man
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>>676937959
And it'll fuck your dick up. If you want a dead, useless tail between your legs in ten years, go right for it.
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>>676923944
Thank you. Made my day.
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>>676928717
This. I'm 5.5 and I've bottomed out on my fiance. If I was any bigger sex would be painful for her and I couldn't go balls deep anyways.

Never had a girl make fun of my cock. It's average bordering on the smaller side of average but I still manage to get every chick I fuck off with it so it can't be too bad.

Now if your girls a whore who is use to taking massive nigger cocks then of course they'll think an average sized dick is small.
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>>676938035
it takes a lot of effort to fuck holding yourself in push up position for up to 5 mins at a time then all the hip thrusting. im just saying that needs to be respected. girls get it so easy in bed that why some shove dicks down their throats make them do some shitty work for a min like we have to do the WHOLE time during intercourse
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>>676923944
Blablabla we don't care unless you post tits and sharpie in the pooper.
Also checked
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>>676923944
confirmed for dick
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>>676938215
nah it works for a lot of people look it up. so many people wouldnt be doing that to their dicks unless it worked, thats just common knowledge
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>>676923944
My penis is 8.2 inches long and I'm still insecure, what do ?
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>>676938264

I'm 7.25, married to 5'0, but I can bottom out in her ass. Damn I love cumming that deep.
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>>676938653
suck your own cock and fuck off u big dicked freak
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>>676925028
This guy gets it!strive for improvements or give up!
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>>676923944
>caring what women want
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>>676923944
Who's posting all this lame b8?
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>>676924910
Dude man just work on it your dick isn't what is talking to the ladies you are
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>>676938802
Still not long enough for that !
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>>676938772
>>676938264
you niggers need to learn about different types of hips some are wide triangles some are long skinny triangles, wides one can take it deep long thin ones cant. what kinda nerds dont learn about the female form
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>>676939032
you need to get your goals set strait freak
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>>676927751
Or he will at the beginning but once you are locked into the relationship for good he will stop trying
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>>676923944
But it is 7 inches...

This why my self esteem so low. People hate on me for being handsome and smart and hung. Like they expect me to be a thing because I have all these traits.

Thanks OP. I almost felt self confident today.
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>>676929631

>I spend all of this time making myself beautiful for these women

There's the problem, right there. Don't do anything like that for anyone else; do it for yourself. Take care of yourself and be/look the way you want, not what you think other people want you to be.
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>>676924124
BYE MOFOS
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>>676928717
Same I think I'm 5'5 basically who cares if it works it works if it doesn't it doesn't the fascination with sex is so strange. I'd rather not ever have to do it.
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>>676939403
take an inch off the top i say
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>>676929232
No, as a femanon who grew up watching porn it's warped me into thinking the kinds of female bodies I see should be what I have. I really haven't given much thought to cocks, the 4 men goodly enough to sleep with me were all under 7' and they were fine. I got self conscious because I thought if I didn't have perfect tits, tight stomach, perfect pussy, perfect ass and so on that men wouldn't want to fuck because I didn't look like the women they so often jerk off to.

Porn makes men obsess about dick size/stamina and muscle.

Porm makes women obsess about tits/ass/general body image.
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>>676929772
>mfw people post mfw without pic
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>>676939175
Life is an endless fight
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>>676939200
or he will stop doing it because they dont even notice anymore and like holding the door it becomes more of a un-thankable chore the a nice jester CHERYL!
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>>676938264
Yeah, I'm 5-6 depending on the day n shit, and have never had any issues. Actually, I've out performed some of my friends who are more endowed than me. One of my friends has a 3-4 inch dick and he's fucked more bitches than any of my friends.

Size really doesn't matter as long as it's not and micro. If you're unlucky enough to have a micro, just get good with your tongue and hands.
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>>676939703
I like dis girl here
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>>676939614
Thanks dude, that makes me feel better that the surgery I need to correct my hideous deformity is as easy as fucking the garbage disposal :D
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This >>676935424
These "dick size" threads are ALWAYS started by Brits, then they spam bullshit statistics and memes when literally every single scientific study has shown that Brits have THE SMALLEST penis of all whites on the planet--and that's with their stinky pissy flap head added on too.

>inb4 muh john thompson
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>>676939703
porn makes both men and women think about body image which makes them work out and this is a bad thing why? its bad to want to look hot for your lover...you people make me sick with ur excuses nothing is wrong with wanting to look your best
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>>676939800
even the longest journey starts with a single lick, carpe diem
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I hope we'll have sexbots in the future
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>>676938634
And just how many people do you personally know that have done it? How. Many personal testimonie's have you heard firsthand, not just in ads? Its not a very common thing around here. And honestly, if I heard a guy did that just to have a bigger dick, id treat it 38th the same disdain I have for chicks getting fake tits. Sure there's a small percentage who do it for medical reasons, but most do it just to show off their new big titties, and while some look good from far away, once they get up close,and especially if you feel them, it's just so subpar to actual natural titties. I assume it's pretty much the same with girls and dicks.

>>676938443
I'm not saying it doesn't take effort to do that as even I have done it before, with my oh so average penis, but if that's all you can do I feel sorry for you. And I feel even sorrier if that's all your girl wants you to do. Sounds like you've never had a girl that wants to make you feel as good as you make her, who'll take control and ride you in different positions or just let you do whatever you want to her. Find a girl that wants to fuck, not just one that wants to get fucked by a long dick, because those types seem to expect a huge Dick to be a magical orgasm factory, and are dissappointed that it doesn't live up to their expectations.
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>>676940060
jesus why would u do it so poorly, of course you would keep some skin from one side to loop back over and stich back together, then just puncture a hole with a thick needle where ur pee hole is. its like ur not even thinking sometimes
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>>676923944
It's amazing how much better they look the less make-up they wear
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>>676924124
Kekt n rekt
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>>676940408
i dont have to know them personally to hear their stories, its called documentaries re re...just look up injecting your penis on google you will be really surprised at the results including tutorials on how to inject properly which all u ever see in ur main stream media life are the bad results made by doctor propaganda. do some research before you believe and spread your own hype #penisinjections

>>676940408
nothing is wrong with the way i fuck. i fuck good usually up to 20 mins and i can tell when they cum cause their pussy tightens up around my cock and throbs and they do this whole freeze up thing eventhough they dont want you to stop

>>676940408
yes your talking to the same person on both issues, i bet we are the only ones in here since someone said they were 15. or maybe we are the only two people on /b/ and the rest is just random computer generated by old post
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>>676934146
attention whoring?
4chan is getting mainstreem again?
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>>676939703

So you've never had sex with a donkey dick? How do you know it's so painful?
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>>676942049
Could be, but if so they are better ways to achieve that
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>>676924768
need proof of fb group. screenshots
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>>676942103
if u want i can tell you why im voting for trump as a social experiment
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I've got a 3.5 inch hard dick plz love me /b/
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>>676942368
Now that interesting
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Ok, well on the subject of penis injections, my stance is still the cons far outweigh the possible pros. And as for the rest, I'm not trying to argue which size is better for sex, everyone has their preferences, the point I'm trying to make is comparing Dick sizes does nothing but foster negative emotions and allow some people to brag, but it doesn't truly help anyone, it's not being done to get anyone to improve anything, it's just another pointless pissing contest, to see who's better in a contest that doesn't actually matter. Each has their pros and cons, but ones not inherently better than the other, unless you're into eugenics and selective breeding.
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>>676942620
Now i wanna see that lying femanon tell you that size doesn't matter
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>>676941558
This is the reply to that >>676942794
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>>676924124
Kek
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>>676928496
some virgin women like the man to have Some experience, this will be your wheelhouse.

Do Not Ever repeat that story again.
it isn't True that youd be lucky to be in the same room, that girl was a bitch and being damaged- she lashed out and tries to smash things around her, namely you.

forget her, only remember the physical pleasure of the experience if i you can recall it. Forget everything else. shes just a Cunt.

concentrate on being nice, likeable, fun, secure in yourself, master of Something- whatever useful thing it may be. Stop to help people, and recall a story of such deed when appropriate. Women like men to be helpful, kind, and secure enough in themself to be able to help a stranger in need without worry about being tricked. I almost Always help someone with a stuck car get pushed off to the side of the road. I had never accepted money until the one time I used my truck to Push a minivan of two women and their children about a half km to the gas station. My truck was old looking (its 21) but had just received new rear springs and spring mounts. I initially rejected the money and didnt look at it until i figured thar my Truck had done the actual work and i would accept it on its behalf. Only After getting in my truck did i realise the one lady gave me a $20. I couldnt give it back because i was going to be late for work if i did.

just ignore that hater bitch- shes probably used to breaking in virgins, then destroying their egos because she was broken-in by an adult male relative at an early age and needs therapy.

You dont necessarily need a virgin, or someone tight- u just need someone who isn't mentally damaged. Your size is fine.
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>>676923944
hello michaela
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>>676923944
Are you saying i'm forever alone because of my horse cock?
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>>676943371
Looks so strange right anon? I think that OP is just a small dick Trap
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>>676942196
I agree, she could post on many other sites with richer guys who would even pay for nudes.
But there is a thing for women to make guys who are 0/10 horny. Making guys who could never please you, who are just the worst or are just virgins is a big female phantasie.
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>>676942690
well the republican party and democrats have had a hard time getting together for awhile now right? and until its a three party system that can break the stale mate then maybe we can make them both team up to hate the president. kinda like how drill instructors make the whole platoon hate them so that they will feel like brothers banning together against the drill instructor thus pushing down smaller barriers and getting us back on track....i have a large interest in mass manipulation
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>>676942794
kinda into it i like how they can select certain sperm now and you can pick steer away from certain genetic markers and more towards other ones, then maybe one day autism will be a midevil like disorder as far as people injecting their penis' with silicone i still am in favor of and will support
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>>676943371
Yeah it's stupid, every girl I fucked with my horsecock loved that, no vagina has been hurt
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>>676943652
I never looked at things that way, i think for the first time i think something nice about my old drill sergeant
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>>676924259
that is not brittayn venti you nigger
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>>676924027
And that's supposed to be accurate? On what grounds?
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>>676924124
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>>676944038
ya man he did it cause he cared really but he couldnt let you know it. its pretty heroic when you think about it. they are totally those strong guys with the heart of gold like a fucking disney character. its sad being a teacher of many young minds just to know that when graduation comes some of them are gonna die...u should look up things about mass manipulation its pretty tight and what millions of companies are trying to do to you everyday some obvious but a lot not so obvious til its pointed out to you
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>>676942179

OP should try donkey dick before deciding.
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>>676927352
It's not porn's fault that you thought that banging your uncle would play out like in a porno.
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I'm 10 inches and I hope you all believe me and bow down
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>>676928367
If yours is 7 inches from your balls, you have a small dick.
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>>676944699
nigger u never seen a tailor work on a suit before?? you gotta pull the tape tight to try and measure something u fucking ape
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>>676944944

it makes no difference as long as it's basically straight, and i only have 2 hands. try it yourself and verify.
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>>676927288
niggah, thats not a person you need in your life. good that its your "EX" girlfriend. my dick is 6,5 inches max, i think its even shorter and my ex girlfriend and 2 girls after said "wow its way too big" and i watch a lot of fucking porn man.
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>>676934776

>"No guys my penis is huge I swear! Totally normal not weird penis on me for sure. Listen to how confident I am that's how you know!"
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>>676939723
Newfags gonna fag it up
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>>676927352
<3 thanks for helping these low lifes. you have done good today Anon, you have done good <3
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>>676945474
She not here anymore, already have lost the interest and is back to riding giant cock
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>>676945121
i only measure from the bottom
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>>676934031
k
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Posting porn because I think it's healthy
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But my dick looks just just like the pornos D:
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>>676924124
Goes to show you how mainstream and underage /b/ is.
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>>676924124
WITNESSED
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>>676923944

>Femanon here

Sure.. and i am a chinese billionare casually browsing 4chan, no timestamping of my shiny yuans...
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>>676946494
Keked.
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>>676946308
lol that retard huh when I was 15 I had a bigger dick
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>>676946494
see
>>676927352
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>>676924124
MODS = GODS
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>>676939723
tfw anon confuses mfw with tfw
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>>676946786

So.. somebody on 4chan, posts a time, off by five minutes just writing march 2016 on there.. and thats what you call timestamping?
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>>676946736
My dick was 6" at 15yo too, now that I'm 30 it's up to 7.5".
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>>676924124
Holy fucking kek
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>>676924124
Kek
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>>676924124
Mods=Pimps
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>>676924124
MODS HAVE SPOKEN
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>>676924124
>it's not unusual to get banned for being dumb
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>>676929862
>>676939493
Look up the filename newfags.
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>>676927288
>people fell for this
never change, /b/
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>>676924124
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>>676934776
>Ask my 5 feet tall fiancé what she thinks of my 7.5
Retard, there is not a direct correlation between height and pussy depth.
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>>676923944
I've been watching porn since I discovered it when I was 9 and windows 95 was a thing. It didn't make me self conscious about my dick or give me unrealistic expectations cause I'm not a bitch. Js.
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>>676946912
that face when, that face when no face
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>>676944862
Hi freak
>>
I'd totally agree with you if women didn't do porn purely to come up with an excuse to dominate men.
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>>676923944
>Growing up watching porn every day
Just like nobody.
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>>676944271
sources are on the bottom
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>>676923944
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>>676945673
underrated
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>>676925028
>yourself
You'reself
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>>676923944
Thanks, cutie gril
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>>676923944
Fishin' for dick pics.....
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>>676923944
Love your eyes, your little smirk, and your nipples; you, little cute girl
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>>676948481
>face
Feel
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>>676924124
See you later FAGGOT.
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>>676950430
Like 3 year
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>>676923944
I know, but i dont need a femanon to tell me :/ now tits or gtfo
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>>676927288
Keep your cuck/submissive fantasy to yourself.

Your behavior is literally what OP is talking about.

"Oh, I'm so humiliated, oh I'm so small, I want to watch her fuck a nigger, because I'm so weak..."

Jesus, Anon, get a hold of yourself.
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>>676950352
srry I have no feelings anon
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>>676929741
Yup, sure, living in a literal femdom relationship. I'm sure the strap on stories are further down in the thread, or maybe the time she said that you didn't fuck her as well as her last boyfriend...

Christ, just stop.
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>>676934776
midget fucking race traitor.

Did you pay for her up front, or is that an installment deal?
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>>676923944
Professional pornography*
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>>676950056
It's not her you fucking idiot, that pic has been posted on 10/10 threads. Just thought I'd add, don't believe me ask her for a timestamp with her face in it...
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>>676927288
>not knowing that she was only making you feel insecure so that she'd have you wrapped around her finger
Oh boy, you're a slow one
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>>676923944
Tits or GTFO bait
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>>676923944
>We don't want boyfriends that have penises that large.
LIES!
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>>676952577
^He knows
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>>676923944
Anyone know who this lovely woman is?
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FUCK INCHES how much cm is a fucking INCH
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>>676924378
Those are sparrows, you bellend.
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>>676923944

I guess she wouldn't want this then, her loss...
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>>676952849
Yeah it's a fucking dude, but if you're talking about just the picture no sorry
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>>676923944
>Shittiest bait
>all flat out lies.

Dear male anon, fuck you.
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>>676924124
Bye, nigger. I have some CP for y'all. Enjoy it.
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>>676924124
Rekt
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>>676953171
Thank fuck! Someone else sees, thank you anon. You're not blind like these faggots are
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If dubs I get banned.
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Who cares its not like its gonna grow any bigger. If you have a small dick just marry an asian girl they have shorter vaginal canals
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>>676924124
Webm related
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>>676953520
I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.
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>>676923944
I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.
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I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit
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>>676953804
I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.
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im actually 14 and my dicks is 7 inches
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>>676953700
>>676953765
>>676953804
>>676953881
>>676953885
I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.
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Im 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit
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I'm 15 and my dick is 6 inches at least. this is bullshit.
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I'll be 18 in 7 seconds
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>>676952849
I think her name is Elizabeth Malone?
here's a pick to compare.
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>ftw no HJK updates on empornium
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>>676952879
FUCK GOOGLE how much time does it take to us GOOGLE

faggot.
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<---ITT
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>>676952879
like as many minutes as it will be until i turn 18
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>>676924124
MODS=GODS
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Mods won't ban me. I'm a nigger.
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>>676923944
don't worry madam, I'm a staunch supporter of nofap
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>>676954162
Mods were not fast enough
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>>676954850
You must be so stressed out m80
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>>676923944
Sorry, Love, but you see, /b/ has a dominant rule that you have failed to abide. You don't mean shiet.
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>>676954140
MODS
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>>676955004
THIS
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>>676923944
Would rape
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>>676954421
MODS
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>>676924768
This is exactly right. My lost confidence is due to the fact that I have no house, no car, the inability to find a decent job, and crippling poverty. I was and am still unemployed but I didn't qualify for food stamps since it was in my records as having 3 jobs. Even so, I never made more than $6,000 last year and have been living off my equally poor parents ever since. I'm 21, a high school graduate, and yet I still feel like less than a man. My girlfriend has never once called me hot or sexy. Hell, she's never even called me attractive even though I know myself to be since everyone but her will flirt with me.

You're dead wrong. My confidence doesn't come from a lack of penile length. It doesn't even come from watching all the guys in porn getting all the sex I could only dream of getting. Matter of fact, it's the only thing that keeps my mind off of my fucked situation.

Now let one of my b/ros highjack this thread and post some nudes. Got me all depressed and shit.
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I'm a 24 year old, have chest hair/beard etc (so no testosterone problems), but my dick is like 5 inches and skinny and my balls are small. I basically look like I'm halfway through puberty, but only in the dick and balls size area.

Anyone have the same?
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>>676957608
i know your pain
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>>676954396
i kek'd, but you are a retard for saving the thumbnail
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>>676956876
too late
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>>676924124
Mods are gods!
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>>676928979
feee
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>>676958932
well I'm just guessing, but I've read people who have stunted puberty lack testosterone so their voice doesn't break and they don't grow pubes.
>>
Why are big dicks in porn a thing? I'd much rather see a dude with a normal sized dick.

Is it a cuck thing?
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>>676926091
>you've been mentally injured.

You might have a point.
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Haven't measured myself in awhile, probably in the 6 inch catagory, I feel better because the national average is 5.1, besides if a girl is hollow enough to care that much about dick size then she's not worth it, average is average for a reason, because it was the most sucessful genes to be past down in nature
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>>676923944
Just one question, why are you so fat, fatty?
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>>676960065
It's just fun seeing the woman get destroyed at first, but I agree, I've started watching more amatuer porn for both that reason and because it's not fake acting, a lot of girls in porn actually get their vagina torn open
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>>676938772
Can you bottom out in her vag?
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>>676958198
i'm considering going to a doctor, but i'm too embarrassed about it and I don't know what's worse. Being told i'm going to have a baby dick for the rest of my life, or being told there's something wrong with me
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>>676923944
>Watching porn throughout your adolescence has given you a negative body image and has made you very insecure. This insecurity has made you unattractive, because confidence is what turns us on.

You say that like a negative body image goes hand in hand with insecurity, but it doesn't, not for me. I'm not exactly satisfied with my body but that doesn't mean I'm insecure with it.

>There is nothing wrong with your penis

Thanks. Have a good day, anon. Also, nice dubs.
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>>676939703
"You're penis is fine, sweetie"
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>>676923944
Tits or GTFO
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>>676939703
>porn
>muscle
kek
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Am I the only guy alive that's never measured their dick?
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>>676961044
checkd
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>>676923944
>Femanon here

Suck up
Get on your knees
Suck me off
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>>676961425
>implying its not b8
yes
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>>676961625
I literally never bothered. I'm confident bordering on arrogant. Been in a relationship for 10 years. Own my own business. Alpha as fuck really...does the number really matter?
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>>676961425
Well you're not the only one. Never did this.
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>>676962078
Of course, the internet would never be full of useless thing like dick measure
>>
So who wants to see the official unveiling? First dick measure ever?
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What's the "official" method. Is there a set standard? I've heard bone press before, so ruller pressed into the pubis bone?
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>>676924124
Jesus how can you be that fucking stupid
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>>676942103
hey velen
>>
I like how everyone has 7+ dicks but no one posting a single proof, shit
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