I'd like what Anon thinks about crop circles. Because I think that it's real.
faker an fake you can tell
>>676910664
It's funny almost everything about it in the internet is telling that it's a hoax.
>>676910263
i'd would also like think is real but becauseing i think it so it do be.
>>676910263
What's the simplest explanation really? Creative aliens or creative humans?
>>676911056
I've watched Ancient Aliens: Circles from the Sky episode. They explain there how is a man-made crop circle different than the real ones. And also, crop circles ranges from various sizes, for example the 780-foot crop circle in Wiltshire, England, you know, it's hard to perceive of how it's made very perfectly and it's definitely not a human which made it.
>>676911056
First crop circle reports back hundreds of years ago. It is made to be appreciated from what's above. It cannot be human.
I know a lot of crop circles are bullshit, but theres something very strange about the one op linked.
If you do some research on it you'll be baffled as well m8
>>676910263
Real. There are thousands of these every year, if it were humans, who create them, we would know.
>>676910263
honestly it looks formal and it does convey a strong massage (about the specific location of planets and stuff like that), so I think its not a hoax because the people who sent the info about humans held that info to themselfs. and i dont think someone would leak info about the humans and have a bright idea to make up some info about other alien civ.
>>676913195
*the people who sent info about humans in space
>>676912027
It only takes some rope, planks and rudimentary aids to make one.
>>676910948
Oh my fuck. My sides, my fucking sides.
Aliums are too preoccupied with probing bumholes to have time for that shit.
Fake
they're real even if thery're fake
end of story
>>676913322
>rudimentary aids
I think you spelled ades wrong.
>>676913602
Woops sorry, aides*
>>676913322
yes, crop circles in general are fakes but this one is different, because it responded to a msg scientists sent to space in a way they asked them. It has specific details about planets and shit... This still doesnt prove lmao contact tho.
>>676913465
Yeah you think they have time for artistic shit when they are so busy mutilating live stock.
Do i believe ayylmaos are real? Yes, see Drakes equation.
Do i believe they're responsible for crop circles? Definitely not
>>676913699
Those too.
>>676912027
You realize that it's entirely possible to see large shit like that from the tops of nearby hills or mountains, right?
>>676910263
not a single >ayy lmao , is like you guy aren't even trying to spam
>>676911818
Yes, aliens travel light years just to smash some fucking plants in an effort to communicate with us...
>>676914340
would you communicate with monkey via text message or through simple hand motions?
>>676912657
Yes, it's a binary code. This is what it says. Screenshot from Ancient Aliens.
>>676913802
Drakes equation is retarded. The probability for all the different factors in that equation are just made up. How do we know the probability of life on another planet? How do we know the probability such a planet can be created?
You plug a bunch of made up numbers into the equation and get a made up result. AMAZING!!!
>>676913757
Also, let's think of if like this: If aliens were able to perceive our message, which was most likely sent via electronic beaming if it was within the last decade or so, why would they fly all the way here to DRAW THEIR MESSAGE IN CORN? Why would they not just respond back with a reply beam, they should have the technology if they can receive the message at all. If they flew here, why would they just write a note in the dead of night and fuck off if they were actually trying to share information?
All it takes is a little bit of thought people. Use your brains.
>>676914480
You are a fucking idiot
>>676914340
Maybe they didn't travel, maybe they manipulated gravity to send us a message?
ITT self important city boys who have never used farm equipment in their life.
>>676910263
debunked forever ago when people showed they could make the most complex designs, with exact measurements, in a single night. curiously enough they have mostly stopped appearing of course.
>>676914598
This.
>>676914480
If the monkey sent you a text first, you should probably send it a text back since it's clearly smart enough to have sent one in the first place.
>>676914598
I believe alien life is out there somewhere. But 99% of people who believe in UFOs and alien contact are just conspiracy theory idiots who just want more than anything for their stupid fantasy to be real.
>>676910263
before rockets were invented, no one believed in "aliens" because it wasn't plausible and didn't occur to them. the thing is that most of our amazing advancements had already occurred and "aliens" weren't that interested so they never appeared.
>>676914572
Our existence does at least show with a long enough time line it's inevitable.
>>676914753
in corn...
>>676912913
>billions of human
>math
>>676914572
>The probability for all the different factors in that equation are just made up
that's not the point. it's a thought exercise. it's meant to show that using reasonable numbers, there are so many worlds, that you can even use numbers a millionth times that size (unreasonable) and there are still millions of worlds.
it's not meant to arrive at a definite mathematical conclusion. it's meant to show that it is statistically impossible that there aren't intelligent aliens
>>676914868
Don't get me wrong, with how damn big the universe is, it's almost guaranteed that there is, was, or will be something else out there besides us.
You're right though, this is paranoid people latching onto creepypasta art projects in an effort to justify their fear.
>>676910263
HI! I am advanced lifeforms that ml has mastered interstellar travel and crossed galaxies to draw in your crops. Because that totally makes sense. Because fuck lite-brite..
>>676914694
im not saying they are real, im just saying that you would communicate with a lesser being with a simpler method.
Also nice one dude :^)
proud of you
Crop Circles where some of the best trolls when they were just that. Circles.
Simple enough to be something that could occur naturally, but weird enough to pose all kinds of questions to their cause.
But the fucking ego of the humans that made them couldn't just keep it like that. They had to inject their own personality and creativity into what they were doing and totally fucking ruined it.
They used to be great once. Now it's just another form of graffiti.
>>676914916
>billions of humans able to hoax
>billions of humans able to spot hoaxers
>only a couple of hoaxes reported
>logical reasoning
>>676914957
Here is another formula plagerizwd and poorly remembered from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:" The universe is infinite. The population of the universe is finite. The population of the universe divided by its space is 0. Therefore the population within the universe is 0.
Another way to look at it is, maybe you're right about millions of worlds, but the universe is so big that the heat death of the universe could come before finding one another.
what if corn is trying to leave us a message about aliens.
>>676914816
ok thats the one way to view it, but what if our current technology is the equivalent of banging rocks together to produce sound while their is already on a telephone
>>676914598
You do have a point, but consider: they might have been at our point of evolution millions of years ago. They might have expanded their minds artificially and became god like intelligences. Its impossible for us to comprehend their actions and motivations.
>>676915621
If the rocks are being banged togethor to communicate they must be using a code. If they are using a code it won't appear natrual and they will investigate. If they have evolved to phones they probably can still work rocks, or work their way back to rocks. They will probably attempt to communicate with us in a way they know we understand, like rocks.
>>676915538
Kek'd
>>676915621
What if we have hit the technology wall? I think there's a good chance we're very close to the pinnacle of what's possible. That would also solve the problem of were all the super advanced aliens are. Maybe there aren't any.
>>676915131
Considering we have radio, computers, the internet, science, understanding of mathematics, etc. why the fuck would they think smashing plants is the best form of communication.
If you are trying to speak to a chimp that can to sign language would you try to speak to it by making smoke signals? Or would you use sign language?
>>676915621
Then they should very easily be able to respond to us back in a way we can understand, as opposed to being uppity pricks about it and sending something far more advanced.
If these were real, it would be like the equivalent of someone just getting into a hobby or job or something, and a veteran who actually DOES know all of these things just comes up and expects the new guy to know how to work every bell and whistle in the system.
>Aliens manage to master interstellar travel, which requires a power source that is basically infinite, which means they're millions and millions of years ahead of us
>Instead of sharing this technology that literally changes the destiny of any species who has it, or at the very least making contact, they decide to fuck with some wheat fields by making dank shapes
Fucking fuck, people are stupid. It's pretty much unfathomable that life has evolved elsewhere, but the chances we'll ever know are minuscule given the size of the universe. Anyone with the capability to contact other species isn't going to use to act clever with a precursor to fucking bread.
inb4 "muh perfect geometric shapes"....the fact we can verify they're geometrically correct just means that these "coded messages" aren't exactly esoteric. That doesn't mean that humans couldn't do this, it means that it'd take a lot of work. This indicates you're stupid.. Fuck anyone who buys into this shit. Don't breed.
>>676915535
it doesn't work like that, any intelligent civilization leaves a ton of remnants of its existence in the form of radio waves, gravitational waves and etc.
so you don't have to drive to ever world. you need to drive to a 100 million mile bubble around every world. it's still a tremendous amount, but significantly less.
aliens already found us as the preponderance of ufo sightings show. i doubt they're even from far away, probably alpha centauri.
>>676915293
It's also convenient that they usually happen in a crop after it has been harvested but before the plants are cleared. The aliens always seem to know how to not lose any valuable farming product for the farmer...
>>676915939
If they were that level of intelligent, they wouldn't give a fuck about us. And once again, if they wanted to send an actual message, they would most likely send it in a way that is clearly understandable as opposed to beating around the bush with THIS shit.
>>676916061
>I think there's a good chance we're very close to the pinnacle of what's possible
I love when small minds speak on stuff like this.
>>676916169
I should note that I meant to say it's unfathomable that life HASN'T evolved elsewhere. My bad.
>>676910263
well, yes, they are real. They probably aren't made by ayy lmaos though
>>676916278
Are you joking?
>>676910948
>i'd would also like think is real but becauseing i think it so it do be.
>>676916265
Most UFO sightings are false.
Every 6 months or so the military tests a missile in California and one of these videos emerges. And every single fucking time people still think it is aliens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJIeo4CUhig
>>676915538
motherfucker lmao
>>676910263
i don't think crops are real
>>676916582
>missile test video
uhhh you realize that since the dawn of video phones there are like 1000 ufo videos a month and none of them look like that, right.
there are far more videos than ever of things that are legitimately ufos, ie movements that cannot be explained by earthen or near-earth objects
the existence of aliens observing earth is categorically proven by these videos, sorry fam. the fact that you have to link a missile test video when there are literally 1000 ufo videos a month now is hilarious.
>>676916346
Sure. I'm still waiting on the flying car, but whatever.
>>676910263
funny how these ayylmaos weren't smart enough to get the binary message correct
(has typo in it, also doing binary english doesn't make any sense)
>>676916831
why would there ever be flying cars?
>>676917002
Err...that's kinda my point.
>>676917165
You don't have a point. You don't understand science so you don't understand what questions can be answered and what applicable knowledge can be gained from those answers.
>hurr we've invented everything to invent
as humanity is at the doorstep of fusion power, which will unlock countless new possibilities for what can be done
>>676917002
>>676917165
We actually have them, they're just stupid rich person toys.
>>676917002
they are called airplanes.
>>676916791
I believe aliens are out there somewhere
I have yet to see any UFO video that is believable. They are all either obviously fake or somebody mistaking an explainable phenomenon as a UFO.
>>676917371
Antigravity you say? No. Just no.
>>676917331
If anyone's going to make a discovery it's going to be someone like me working in the realms of reality and not someone like you working in the realms of sci fi.
>>676914598
If they send a message that can be decoded in real time they give up their location. Maybe they want to stay hidden. Hence, droppingg a note at night to be read the next day.
>>676917002
there are already flying cars. it's just not yet ready
>>676915469
You've never done a robbery, have you? Hiding from other people is easy, especially if they don't know they are supposed to be on the lookout for you.
I might do this if someone that knew how to do it wanted to do it for shits and giggles, and I'm kind of lazy.
No, it would be easy to find people down for a prank.
>>676917646
>fusion is sci fi
yeah, exactly, you have no idea whatsoever about science. and no, making any discoveries about the world is now beyond the grasp of simple people like you.
>>676917631
>They are all either obviously fake or somebody mistaking an explainable phenomenon as a UFO.
if you think this you simply haven't seen many or are going into the viewing already having decided it's fake. there are countless videos uploaded straight off peoples cell phones these days, not fake, no chance to fake them, not explainable. countless.
>>676917646
>working in the realms of sci fi
>>676915994
>>676916123
i get your points, but consider the following: they didnt research the branch of communication we have. for example maybe we have bluetooth but they never thought about data transfer in that way. They also instead of ir have uv data transfer. we dont know how they researched and for what purpose.
>i'd would also like think is real but becauseing i think it so it do be.
Yes I do agree the because in the right of the current where the man yes does.
>>676915939
Or they might just smoke dank weed and think of funny ways to fuck with farmers. I mean, ayy lmaos must have college student equivalents as well right?
>>676918080
Based Joseph
>>676910263
fake and gay
>>676918059
>there are countless videos uploaded straight off peoples cell phones these days, not fake, no chance to fake them, not explainable. countless
>countless
doesn't post an example...
>>676910931
yea i know
>>676918232
>impossible to fake
>phone video
>implying editing isn't real
>>676917646
No dumbass, not antigravity. We have cars that fold out into airplanes.
Also, there's no real NEED for flying cars. Something like that would take up a fucking ton more energy than is used to fuel a conventional car, and it would end up being a hilarious danger to the general public.
Imagine all the terrorist attacks if cars were capable of flight. Just throw a bunch of bombs into a van and fly that bitch into the nearest public area. We'd need to start defending public events with flak cannons and surface to air missiles, and no one in their right fucking mind is going to allow that sort of shit.
>>676918235
thanks
>>676918232
If he did it would probably be a shaky mess of unidentifiable pixels with some vaguely discernable lights in the frame and a redneck going "awww shit brandene, it's one of dem ufo thingies again, get muh shawtgun"
i'd would also like think is real but becauseing i think it so it do be.
>>676917646
you forgot that reality is a fantastic place.
>>676918232
LITERALLY COUNTLESS BRO. DON'T NEED TO POST AN EXAMPLE GO LOOK.
>>676918103
If they're capable of receiving our message in a way that they would be able to understand it at all, they would have the ability to communicate back in a similar fashion.
Unless our beamed messages somehow accidentally ended up on their planet as bigass squares carved into the trees for whatever the fuck stupid reason, we should be getting back coded data.
>>676910263
>I'd like what Anon thinks about crop circles.
The original, authentic crop circles were done by an oldfag extraterrestrial race. But then a bunch of newfags from Earth started memeing it and made it cancer.
>>676918461
>>676917673
In the corn. In a very publicly attractive manner instead of a subtle message.
If you want to stay hidden when you say something, do you stand up on a soapbox with a megaphone to say it?
>>676918059
Don't hold your breath, that's all I'm saying.
Boy you sci fi fans are touchy.
Crop circles are made with wood planks and rope. There was a show on fox that debunked magic and shit. They covered crop circles
>>676910948
What the fuck
>>676918461
motherfucker
>>676919079
I'll bet you're that guy from that Tay thread last week who thinks AI is impossible because human brains are magically uncopyable, aren't you? You sound a lot like him
>Own farm
>Need more publicity to sell my shit, can't compete with large corporations
>Nothing sells better than corn visited by aliens
>Cultists and retards eat that shit up
Funny how many people claim to see aliens each year and yet nobody ever has substantial proof aside from a couple blurry photos and strange balls of light in the sky at night.
Just because you can't explain something at this point in time doesn't mean it is aliens, you might as well be a religious nut because god and angels are the same concept.
>>676919293
yes
>>676918422
terrorism would be the smallest concern. The average person isn't capable of operating an aircraft. And even if they were self flying the average person still can't keep up with the maintenance an aircraft demands.
How often does the average person check their oil or their tire pressure on a normal car. People think they can be trusted with an aircraft? You don't just pull over and call roadside assistance when you have a mechanical problem at 10,000 feet.
>>676919504
My point exactly.
>>676919396
Yeah, thought so. Man, you just don't like the thought that humans could advance at all, do you?
>>676919293
Kek, no. I did suggest it could be used to harvest (excuse the pun) subjective information.
Jesus /b/ stop your triggering my ptsd, my gf's autistic family all believe that aliens are real and that they created existing technology just because there father watches to much alien documenteries
>>676918059
post them fucker.
because with billions of HD phones and cameras these days why do we only get to see blurry crap?
>>676920036
Ah. I think I might remember you. I was the guy who was balls-deep in that argument with the backwards technophobe.
>>676920783
Well, there is only the three of us so it's bound to be one or the other.
>>676918924
Ayy lmao
>>676910263
I can't scan this Kik code.
Why hasn't this thread devolved into flame wars, racism, the conspiracies of the Jews, and Godwin's Law references to Hitler?
>>676920997
/thread
I'm shocked no one said this sooner
>>676921326
I think people are a bit shocked from all the proof that has been presented.
>>676921326
Because some of us are capable of holding an actual conversation about the thread topic, as opposed to flailing around like retards spewing horseshit gospel about nonsense.
>>676919351
A belief in nothing is a belief too.
>>676921530
YOU'RE FULLA SHIT M9 I"LL FITE U FAGGOT!!
>>676910263
It's really done by real people. Alien shit would be MUCH cooler.
>>676921530
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>>676917631
Errr. Like that incident in the 40's where a ufo hovered above LA and the military tried to take it down but couldn't?
>>676921771
because?
maybe there have been alien visits but they fucked up so bad no1 even noticed.
>becauseing
Notice that the majority of people posting in this thread that DO believe the crop circles to be real can't properly type in English.
>>676921842
fagoot, if that was right you wouldent be on /b/.. got get yourself a life and stop wasting our time
>>676922283
*you're*
>>676922561
hello newfriend, welcome to /b/
>>676922101
>why?
>why not?
Do you know what above average college students even DO in todays useless trade prep fairs?
There may have been and no tinfoil but I'm sure the record would be of "biblical" proportion.
>>676921759
>A belief in nothing
You're confusing believing in the lack of something with the lack of belief.
I don't believe in a lack of UFOs, I believe that there isn't enough evidence to support the theory that little green men descended upon uncle joe's farm to make circles in his corn, and the only proof he has is a story and a blurry picture of a circle in the sky
>>676918774
i agree
but we cant throw away the posibility of it being a hoax
>>676923103
I've been saying this shit's a hoax all thread. that's what my posts have been about...
