Should I consider this b? I mean... I'm unemployed and
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Should I consider this b?
I mean... I'm unemployed and $700 could go a long way
500 bucks to GET a massage?
> yfw people actually pay 50 bucks to get one
> yfw he's going to massage you with his dick
Hey so I'm staying home tomorrow.
>>676905827
go for it
>>676905827
Take one for the team OP.
Get that dick in your ass.
Aight op. That dude gonna roofie you or somethin. Nobody pays 500 unless they cummin
>>676905827
he will rape you and you will like it because you're a faggot. Might as well take 700 bucks
>>676905827
yeah
but hes gonna wanna give you a handjob too
>do it nigga 700$
i'd totes do that. is he hot?
Id do just about anything for $700
Probably even murder so letting a fag rub up on you youd be a fool to turn that down
>>676905827
Hell yes, you're getting paid for lying there
You faggot.
>tfw got paid $60 to recieve massage
>was actually guy wanting his dick sucked
>did it anyway.
>bought Assassins creed: Brotherhood on PS3
>ends up disappointing anyway.
>Whatever suck again when Arkham City came out
>>676906363
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I DONT KNOW WHATS GAYER SUCKIN DICK FOR SIXTY BUCKS OR BUYIN ASSASSINS CREED
Do it.
Do it.
>>676905827
No. It screams scam like a parrot with a firework up its arse.
>>676906486
See that's what I'm thinking... I'm probably going to get murdered or something
>>676905827
Just do it dude.
Like what do you have to lose?
>>676906474
Kek
Brotherhood was pretty good though.
>>676906591
My life?
My dignity
My reputation if people found out
>>676906591
the ability to breathe.
>>676906474
w/e it's just a dick. Don't be such a faggot
>>676906756
Emma?
>>676906756
plot twist: its actually your worst enemy seeing if you are a faggot
>>676906756
fuck the reputation 700 bucks is a lot of money
Are you Australian OP?
>>676906756
Dude it's only gay if balls are touching. There's nothing gay about getting a massage or a blowjob from a dude.
>>676906756
Let him blow you so you can get those sweet, sweet herps
>>676906591
anal virginity
1. make sure YOU get to decide where this happens
2. Make sure he has no possibility of recording it
3. payment first, or one half before, one half after.
do it faggot
>>676906933
dubs confirmed that
>>676907061
4. No sharp implements
5. Dial 9 1
6. Make sure you can outrun him
plot twist: it's OPs closes friend.
>>676905827
Lmao he's gonna pay you $700 for a "massage"... enjoy waking up with a sore asshole retard.
>>676906908
i was catfished on a dating website lol
>>676906933
i feel like this too haha
>>676907005
yes
be safe and have fun
dont overthink it dude
trying something new doesnt mean it will define you, if its not your thing just move on
and if you do like it, cool you just found another fun thing
>>676907409
$700 is a lot of money mang, meet up in a public place first and then go with the flow
>>676907409
>i was catfished on a dating website lol
alarm bells should be ringing like fuck, you retard.
>>676906756
If you're on a dating site and /b/ you don't have much of those things anyway.
Post pic I wanna see the face of the man that is getting paid to RECEIVE a blowjob
>>676905827
OP...he will fuck you in tha ass
>>676907602
>>676905827
You're gonna get raped, but do it anyway. Show up a little drunk, just grit your teeth and wait it out.
Just make sure he doesn't have friends. Sore asshole is okay, kidnapped is not okay.
>get a gun
>meet up
>rob him
>???
>profit
whats the worst that could happen, and is it worth $700? if yes, do it, if no, don't.
the real question is why a gay dude needs to pay so much for this
maybe hes telling the truth about wanting straight guys
but gay dudes seem to have the best sex lives otherwise. everyones dtf without needing to go on some dates and getting to know each other and all that girly shit
just dudes pumping ass
not a bad crowd to get into
>>676907890
He's asking if the risk is worth the $700
>>676907890
Kidnapped and forced to live a sex slave for the next twenty years in a dimly lit cellar, with only an extra large dragon dildo for company in between the regular hour long fisting sessions.
Hmmm?
I'll take that dirty sex money!
OP get this guy to show a pic of his face,
Don't drink or eat anything he offers you.
Make sure it is in a safe place like a hotel.
Check he has all the cash first, take half.
Take lube with you and massage oil, plus condoms.
Enjoy your "massage".
>>676908079
thats entirely down to what risks hes willing to take and how desperate he is for $700.
There probably gonna get you alone and murder/beat the shit out of you.
>>676908077
>just dudes pumping ass
kek
>>676908147
yeah.
dont consume anything.
>>676908147
only way about it if you're gonna do it OP
>>676905827
I would take it man, I'm not into guys at all, but if he is legit and isn't going to make a move I would gladly take even the 500.
Just think of it. He is PAYING YOU to let him give you a massage. Fuck, I would let him do what ever he wanted except fuck me.
For the record. I need money.
>>676908135
He did
>>676908590
Fuck me mate is that ya fuckin dad?
>>676906321
You would murder for a measly 700 dollars? Are you a nigger? That's half my weekly pay kek
>>676907597
>alarm bells should be ringing like fuck, you retard.
THEY ARE... but $700.. i'm behind on rent and phone bills,
>>676908590
lets ay least see a pic of your muscular bod before he goes and murders you OP
>>676908590
Sounds like you are loosing a kidney
>>676908077
A lot of gay guys are really into straight guys, bieng gay doesn't mean being into faggots
>>676906756
Since he "normally" does this, ask him for references OP.
>>676908667
He's old as fuck... Part of the reason why I'm leaning towards a 'no' now
If I'm gonna get raped it should be by a young gay guy tbh
$700 ehhy sounds good just make sure it's in a hotel and ask if you can pat him down in the lobby and have someone you trust outside the door. If he agrees go for it.
>>676908984
Right that way it's hard not limp when he fucks your soul dry
>>676908984
Ask for a dick pic. If he has a masculine penis, consider the offer.
Meet him in a hotel
tell him you will be armed
>>676909072
have someone you trust outside the door?? OP is trying to do this on the sly you idiot
>>676908590
>>676908590
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
OP you're on the fence about it because $700 is too low for you. Ask him for more cash and then stop thinking about it and let him rape you.
>>676909121
also carry a weapon or at least pepper spray
when you meet up with him tell your mum whats going on and to call the cops if you dont call her back in an hour
>>676908590
He looks like a guy who would be capable of raping another dude.
>>676908590
Definitely a serial killer.
>>676905827
>decide to meet up
>for the massage
>expect to get paid $700
>find self in multiple black garbage bags
>buried miles apart from each other
>>676909119
Take plenty of anti-virals before you go.
It might ward off the aids.
Also take some Ghb to wipe your memory of the incident.
Seems like a good way to die.
>>676909258
>Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
the same
>>676909472
Not op
Use a deadman switch of sorts.
If you don't do x within x amount of time, email is sent to authorities for your safety.
Why not just agree, then rob the fucker?
Like he'd actually call the police, think about it.
Deeeerp
>>676906363
How retarded are you kids? Where are you from? Like what shithole you must live in to suck a dick to buy a stupid childish game? You are 100% gay you faggot, else it wouldn't make sense.
>>676909660
>Why not rob the fucker
>As he's fucking your mutilated corpse
>>676909590
Pre-op?
If you were actually so good looking that someone would pay 500 bucks for that, you would probably already have a job as a model or something like that and wouldnt even need the money.
>tell your brother to stop texting you
Have a taser, pepper spray, etc. Accessible at all times. If he's not comfort with that it's cause he's gonna try something
>>676908984
Show us your body OP.
>>676909772
Post op
>>676909750
Such genius.
He gets paid at least half first right? Just grab the cash, say you need to take a piss before you start (makes sense) then just bolt.
>>676909988
He wont have the guts for that. Mybe the guy finds him or already knows his name.
>>676910063
Fair point, I sometimes run under the assumption that people aren't complete pussies.
>>676909988
You assume OP won't be tied down and be getting dissected by then.
>>676905827
Tbqhwyfam probably legit I'm straight good lookin guy.
Paid my way through college escorting rich old fags just suck it up (700 too low though you could easily get over a g) fam
>>676905827
tell him "yes, but only if you give me the massage in a McDonalds dining room"
>>676905827
>grab a hotel room
>he has to pay for it
>hide a camera
>always ready to grab any kind of gun, pepper spray, taser, etc.
>if it's only a massage, fine
>if he's starting trying to rape you: pepper spray, taser, etc.
>call the cops
>sue him for 124788142 $ because you are american
>having 350 + x $
>>676906756
post a pic of you
>>676905827
Hey you need the money man
.
>>676909274
this post is so murican i can't find my freedoms
>>676909138
>>676909308
but he's gonna be naked
maybe he'll let him just lay there holding a gun during his rub-down
actually the gay dude might get off on OP holding a gun to his head during the blowjob
>>676910273
Yeah that or if he throws in some coupons too
>>676905827
Here's the real question OP.
IF you do this, and you DO get a hard on, what then?
Will 700 be enough to cover your inner struggle of finding out that way that you are in fact a gigantic faggot?
At least gay people have the decency to admit it to themselves.
>>676910453
Also tell him he has to spit on you and call you his mcbitch
OP... As requested here's my face + my dog
>>676910587
oooooh your ass is getting soooooooo raped!
>>676910630
I second this
>>676910587
HAHAHAHAHAHHA FFS you look so fucking gay, with athat dog on your lap. Man go suck that dick and be the fag that you deeply are.
>>676910587
saved to fap folder
>>676905827
bring comdoms? But yea,getting a massage whocares!?
>>676905827
not in a million years, sonny
>>676910587
he has low standards
>>676910587
Pop that massive fucker to the right of your nose.
When people see you like that, they judge you, badly. Change your life you spastic.
>>676910891
already way ahead of you mang
>>676910542
kekd
final decision.. not doing it.. sorry to disappoint
>>676908590
Grant Kirkope?
>>676910587
7/10 would bang that dog
Say 'we'll here at this location, at this time.' Dress up in black and knock that motherfucker out, take his money and bobs your uncle.
>>676911129
Faggot.
Accept the 700 for a massage and add another hundred to get your dick sucked
>>676911129
Pussy
>>676911130
Kek
>>676911129
If dubs, do it
>>676908695
Nigger no
Drug addict
I could stay high all week on 700
>>676911880
rekt
>>676911129
Common sense prevails, how disappointing.
>>676910219
Tfw 36 years old and i instinctively knew what Tbqhwyfam stood for.
>>676912206
To be quite honest with you faggot ass motherfucker
>>676912206
What is it like to be 36? Are all the bitches throwing themselves at you?
>>676910630
kek
LOL op is a gay male escort
>>676906756
This guy is trying to get blackmail material. Soon as you say yes he will disapear, and pop back up with demands once he finds someone to release the texts too.
Since you made up your mind, how about we fuck with him, yeah? Please tell me you didn't send a declining message
>>676911259
My uncle's name is Robert Paulson
>>676912846
HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON.
>>676912756
He can always change his mind.
OP, lets fuck with him. You aren't getting your 700 massage or not. You might get a torn arsehole or an early grave though. Not worth the risk.
>>676912630
yea this will happen
>>676910587
Erik?
>>676911980
Ever considered an heroing?
>>676910587
you have one sexy dog dude
>>676910587
God what a sexy fucking dog
>>676906756
>half up front half after
>>676905827
Just do it. Keep that ass away from his big fat wang and you're golden, plus you get $700.
Don't do it man. Keep your dignity
>>676910587
Milo Yiannopoulos?
>>676908590
AND HIS NAME IS EMMA CENA
>>676908590
Lol
Do it OP but be safe.
>>676916381
>getting paid 700 to have John Cena suck your dick
Do it.
They can't see him.
