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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Round II.
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Why are IDs even gone?
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Central Auckland reports
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>>676885997
ehh bro... found any good sheep lately
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I put things in my butt.
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>>676885997
>Christchurch

Still here, How are we fam
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guess who's back
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>>676886311
Eminem?
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>>676886311
back again
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Mouth raping video continued surname starting with A
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>>676886311
Where da dunedin nudes at?
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http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>676885997
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Wellyfag here.
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>>676886363
tankspams back
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>>676886229
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>>676886463
tell a friend
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>>676885997
woop woop!
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Dunners reporting, redux.

>>676886265
We still aiight, fam.
>>676886463
FULL SPEED AHEAD
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Hello, boys!
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Dunners reporting back, bruh
Sorry for not being active at all, assessments are a bitch
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>>676886704
what assessment?
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fuck this i'm out

later faggots
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>>676886704
What you working on? Getting through them alright?
>>676886857
Sayonara, senpai.
Now watch this thread...TANK!
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>>676887131
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Should I go for a walk?
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>>676886769
Making a webpage, tried for ages to get some CSS to do what I wanted, but zero success.
>>676887057
As above, man
I'm getting there, more that fact I couldn't get something to do what I wanted it to do
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>>676887158
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>>676887205
Yep.
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>>676887205
No, stay indoor and do not get off that chair
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>>676887131
Damn hot
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>>676887252
Fuckin' way over my head, so best of luck.
I know the feel though. Just banging your head against the figurative brick wall. You sussed it yet or nah?
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>>676887205
>Be me
>Go for walk
>See Indian
>Remember Auckland is still full of them
>Speak to boss about working from home
>Get groceries delivered
>Stay on 4chan ranting about Indians until they leave
>This is my life now.
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Nice cricket score, faggots.
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>>676886180
Put things in my butt
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>>676887566
Hahaha it's all good
Nah, didn't sus it. Moved on, will see if a guy in class knows how to sort it tomorrow
Good shit on your car, by the way. You'll be happy as
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>>676886660
Come cuddle
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>>676887797
Fair enough. Better to not get hung up on it. You moved on to something else or called it a night?
Yeah, cheers! Blagged my way through the horn though, don't need to borrow that fuse for another six months lol
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>>676887802
Ok. Where you?
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>tfw forever alone
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take 100mg of tramadol the other night.
woken up by screaming. flatmate bursts in my room in the dark. "WHAT THE FUCK"

"DID YOU HEAR THAT SCREAMING"

YES, IT WAS YOU YA FUCKWIT!
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>>676887952
Same assessment, just a different part of it
Due tomorrow so though I better get the rest done
Good shit talking, then? Haha nah that's awesome as man
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>>676887957
Joshies house :p
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>>676887622
Same story here, except the boss was Indian, so i quit and haven't looked back
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>>676888052
wana be alone 3getha?
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>>676888142
Oh cute.
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>>676888221
beats being alone i guess

where abouts are you
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>>676888293
As in like, im him ehe. GN plz
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>>676885997
So is Key, at the nuclear conference in NYC, selling out our anti-nuke policy out for the congrats he would get from his establishment/finance friends? And the future job ops once he leaves office?
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>>676888123
Oh, word. You're onto it.
Bants, oi. Nah, slightly pretended I had borrowed the fuse and said I'd ordered one but it was a way off.
They got a crisp hundy off me for the metalwork, I figured it was fair game to fib about the horn.
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>>676888352
>Christchurch
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West Auckland teen here
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where the nz nude threads gone?
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>>676888518
R u cute
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>>676888190
good on you. I'm thinking about tagging up the city with indian words and such so everyone will think they are defacing our city then they will be forced to leave.

>tfw they are forced to leave then I volunteer to help with cleanup
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>>676888553
Open tits or gtfo
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>>676888593
Ghetto Booty Grace stole them
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>>676888518
shame, waikato fag here

guess i'll be lonely after all
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>>676888616
>22
>M
no buttstuff
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>>676888682
Fuck, it's been a minute since she's been mentioned
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>>676888553
Are you pregnant yet? If not can I help?
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>>676888682
bitch
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>>676888764
Ikr i miss her booty
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>>676888447
Hahah bants. Worked though, which is sweet!
Only fair. You'll finally be able to go get ya maccas now
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>>676888696
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>676888844
fuck her. lacey's veiny boobs and smelly pussy win every time
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>>676885997
aus is a little bit better
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>>676888672
Teen guy
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>>676888932
weak bantz bro
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>>676888766
Still a guy
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>>676889038
Open tits faggot
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>>676888920
kek
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>>676889038
open dick or gtfo
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take this symbol all the fucking indians have.

make stencil

spray everywhere in fucking auckland

"LOOK WHAT THE INDIANS ARE DOING TO AUCKLAND"

kiwi's fight back. indians emerge from the basements where the indian residents house 10 families. they overpower kiwis.

>new india
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>>676889082
Lead by example faggot
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>>676888868
Kept it extra cheeky 'cause it's across from Nandos, oi.
Fuck, does it really seem like I go to Maccas that much?
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Ay brreww, you got any good sheep? My dick needs a proper kiwi wetting.
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>>676889178
>Ausfag
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>>676889106
That's the symbol of sikhism you dumbfuck.
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>>676889132
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>>676889178
Not allowed, sorry.
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>>676888917
fuck off with that cancer
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>>676889229
an indian religion.
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>>676889106
as much as i hate indians im not leaving the house to do anything about it
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>>676889279
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
http://tinychat com/nzcam
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>>676889239

Dafuq
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>>676889284
But not the one most of them practice.
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>>676889229
also

>implying I give a fuck what it's called and or what it means
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>>676889381
>>676889229

but indians practice it. what the fuck are you trying to argue? I said Indians have that symbol.

Like I said I don't give a fuck what it's for
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>>676889239
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NZ threads on 4chan are acts of circle-jerk mutual masturbation by brain dead socially-inept wankers.
What do you think about your benefit not keeping pace with inflation?
- idk, where are all the Dunner nudes at?
How do you feel about your education being crap because white people don't want you to advance?
- Mayne!, I just want to stick my dick into this chick at school
What do you propose to do about the fact that the National government gives more money in tax breaks to it's rich supporters than to pay for better housing?
- wtf? Tax is broken? Where's the Napier nudes at?
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>>676889639
Top quality bait
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>>676889639
>wtf? Tax is broken? Where's the Napier nudes at?
Fucking lost it, top kek
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>>676889681
Not bait shithead
Observation on this daily ejaculation fest
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>>676889639
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>>676888369
Lol I knew that you joker.

You been good?
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>>676889167
>Cheeky Nandos with the lads
Enough, but don't blame ya!
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>>676889890
Ye just lonely tbh, really trying to get my autims sorted out so i can /getbf/
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>>676889838
This guys has hit the nail on the head. Now can you uneducated sheep fuckers please find somewhere else to have your little gay gathering.
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>>676889479
are you be of the fucking kidding me? oh mai gud!
get out of my shop!
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>>676890066
Same, lad.
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>>676885997
>>676886155
>>676886174
>>676886179
>>676886180
>>676886337
>>676887158
Bros need to score weed any ideas?
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>>676890087
We do. The real bantz happen in our secret hide out. You came in here, you leave.
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>>676889639
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>>676890229
1. Walk up to Maori in CBD, literally any Maori
2. Bro, where can I score some weed?
3. Purchase weed
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>>676890229
ask a maori?
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>>676889966
Haha, fuck. I'm not that bad, really!
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>>676890316
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I see a NZ flag
In hope I clicki
ALWAYS disappointed at the thread
Start telling people I am Australian
Doesn't last long
Can't pretend to be genetically flawed for so long
Wot do?
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Bump?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHtry4zxN3c
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>>676888696
where you at? thames?
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>>676891386
also hamilton reporting in
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>>676891336
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>>676891336
nice start there
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>>676891566
Click the link love x
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>>676891566
>>676891601

sun of biach.

Lets see if we go bigger then to fix that problem.
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>>676891712
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gah8FnYSypk

forgot link >.>
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Mind Fuck reporting in from just outside Who Gives a Fuck
Now that I have "reported in"
I guess that I have nothing else to contribute to this thread.
Just like all the other pukes who contribute to these thread only by telling us where they are from.
I am ashamed at NZ threads on 4chan
Maybe we are a nation of fucks
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What's a decent car you can buy for around 2g? Manual of course
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>>676892213
Early-nineties Toyota is your best bet. Corolla/Corona/whatever.
Second choice would be a Nissan Sentra or Pulsar or something. AD Wagon if you want something with space.
Maybe some Hondas, but I don't know much about 'em.
Most other things will either not be what you want, or cheap for a reason.
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>>676892213
Buy a Honda
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>>676892213
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/CategoryAttributeSearchResults.aspx?key=1610157002&advanced=1&rptpath=1-268-

Np xx

Show me your dick as payment
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faggot mod deleted thread so I will just post it here
nignogs are a plague, a disease they must all burn literally or be sent to a concentration camp
fuck niggers fucking black pieces of shit they should all suck my cock and suck my cum out while they're crying
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>>676893266
Does that make you a child rapist and a faggot?
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>>676892381
Know a way I can get 1.5k fast? Already had 2 ninety toyotas, have a honda and nissan at the moment

>>676892459
Already got one bby

>>676892757
Time and place boo bear x
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>>676891386
>>676891515
hamilton city

you guys?
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Well, looks like we're done for today.
G'night, kiwis.
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