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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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I'm a 32 year old virgin.
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>>676868910
I hate niggers
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I know who OP is and he won't shut the fuck up about these threads.
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>>676869187
also dubschekum
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I'm slowly growing to hate my best friend over things that shouldn't affect me, but due to their in ability to say when shit is bothering them. Things that could be solved right then and there end up eating away at one or both of us for weeks for some fucking reason. I'm fairly sure if this goes on much longer I'm just going to say good bye to the person I've been closest too in years.
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I spent 4 years studying for a job I know I am going to hate and I don't know what to do with myself.
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I helped my ex gf suck and fuck a friends dog
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>>676869617
lmfao way to go bud. wingman to the max
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I wanna/gonna kill myself or someone else... Kinda worried kinda not
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I've been considering suicide for about 6 months now. I'm not really sad or depressed, I just feel like life takes so much effort that it honestly isn't worth trying anymore. I have a good job, i'm not morbidly obese or absolutely hideous, have a decent sized(Or at least I think so) circle of friends and even a few girls i'm pretty sure are into me. I honestly just feel like life takes too much fucking work and it's just pointless to keep going considering that one day i'm going to die no matter what.
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>>676869718
Don't knock it till youve tried it, man.
It was hot as fuck
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>>676868910
mods purposely post cp just to 404 threads
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I get off to the thought of my wife being raped, preferably in front of me.
I've posted this before but I've also drugged her at a club and left her on a couch. I watched the whole night as guys molested her while she was unconscious. I love it when people read about it also, so no regrets.
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>>676869742
I have days where I think life sucks enough and I could just call it and go out quietly. What I do when life gets me down is I think about something that made me really happy. And then I figure if I ever get to have that feeling again, living for a while longer will be completely worth it.
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>>676869010
That you, Eben? Cuz everyone already knows.
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i got coerced (not raped) into giving a blowjob to a guy in a movie theater and ended letting him make me gag on it until he finished
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>>676869937
no they don't you fucking dumbass. They can just delete a thread. why would they do some dumbass shit like breaking the fucking law? get a god damn hold of yourself you little idiot child.
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>>676870311
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>>676869898
im not gonna knock it, but im certainly not gonna try it.
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>>676869581
just be a hero
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>>676870684
cool memes
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>>676870494
Your loss.. well, your gfs loss.
Google it and see how much women love the knot, my ex was losing her mind it was that good
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>>676870868
she took the whole knot? or just the way it pushed against her?
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>>676871025
She took the whole thing, but it popped out as he stopped thrusting
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>>676869742
Similar position.

Solid friends, we go to gigs and get wasted every weekend. I'm pretty good looking, 8-inch dick, smart, incredibly confident and a joyous personality. Just came out of a 7-month relationship with pic related (not the reason for my suicidal tendencies), and I've dated 3 girls in the two weeks since we broke up, and got countless nudes.

For the last year or so, I go to sleep thinking about suicide because it comforts me. I know the statistical success rate of every method of suicide off by heart. I... I don't know why.
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>>676869010
Not a secret you cuck
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>>676871129
didnt it hurt her? or stretched her a lot?
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>>676871444
Shes really tall, slim and tight and she winced a bit at first (hes a large bullmastiff with a thick but long cock) but as soon as he hit the mark she was wet and took it quite easy.
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>>676869742
Fall in love, and you will be motivated again.
And alwais remember that Hitler did nothing wrong bro
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>>676871737
didnt record it? :P
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>>676871921
Of course I did lol 3 cameras. Not risking anything posting it, not worth the risk for me
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>>676871331
It's a bitch isn't it?

I honestly feel like the only reason I haven't yet is because I feel like i'd be hurting the people I care about. Picturing them getting the news just fucks me up and I feel like a selfish prick for thinking about it.
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When I was 21/22, I don't remember, I would frequent MSN chat rooms.

One time I got chatting to a girl who was 12/13, we went onto messenger and she went on cam. Just normal innocent chat and then out of the blue she flashes tits for me. At first she won't show pussy but a few weeks later I got her to do that. I bought her a camera phone and £100 prepaid credit to send me pics and stuff. I even got her to post me a pair of her used discharged panties, they were Minnie mouse ones and made me diamonds.

Finally chatting to her one day, ask to go on cam. She refuses, makes up some bs excuse, says we can meet though. I book hotel room and tell her to go there first and wait for me. I turn up and it's her fucking brother and father, they proceed to beat the shit out of me with baseball bats and leave me for dead.

I now have PTSD and can't leave the house without panic attacks. The good news is my new neighbours are letting me babysit their 10 year old daughter at the weekend, so I'm gonna see what happens as I think she has a crush on me.
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>>676870125

Lost it at 15, good job though.
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>>676872285
That's fucked up man, leave that child alone
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>>676871363

Don't be stupid, fucktard.
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I eat fleas off my cat.
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My real name is 'Laser' but no one knows.
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>>676872686
i'm sorry anon
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My mom's friend tried to finger me in the back of my mom's car.
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>>676872686
Geoff Lazer Ramsey?
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>>676872802
were you interested?
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I cry every night after my wife goes to sleep because I got injured outside of work and haven't recieved any disability pay and don't know how I'm going to pay our bills she works 6 days a week and can pay our rent this month and our savings will help next month but I feel like I'm sinking deeper and deeper
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>>676871363
>virgin
>cuck
pick one.
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I liked this movie.
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I'm an old fag from back in 05 and I still keep up with 4 chan, 8 chan and even redd it. Fuck 9 gag, you would have to be mentally disabled to find that drivel remotely appealing.
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>>676872131
wanna kik it to me?
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>>676872536
>>676872285
Leave that fucking kid alone bruh.
So much data is on 4chan, and every thread weighs about 100kb give or take excluding images.
So even after admitting that either way you're a fool.
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>>676872919
HOW DARE YOU LIKE SOMETHING I DONT
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>>676869319
>due to their inability to say when shit is bothering them
well if you can tell why don't you just ask, faggot?
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>>676872919

You created antisemitism.
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>>676872131
Fucking degenerate.
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>>676873097
SORRY MR.BOSSMAN
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>>676872199
Yeah, pal. Alcohol and drugs soothed it a little, but I've grown bored of them. I'm 20 now (from UK, legal to drink since 18). How old are you?

I feel you there. My friends would move on within time, but my mum died two years ago, then my gran shortly after, now my nan and grandad on that side of the family have literally no one but me. It's like their solace is knowing I'm doing well, y'know?
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>>676872895
Hold tight bruh, Things will clear up
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>>676872995
Sorry its just not worth the risk of it getting out
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I can't stand anime
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>>676868910
My gf is dying and I honestly wish it would happen sooner
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>>676873128
Are you certain, friend?
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>>676873028
I would never do anything. I'd have a panic attack after what happened last time
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>>676873288

Yes.
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>>676873250
dat u MS guy
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>>676872919
At least it wasn't Attack of the Clones.
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>>676872199
But anon, you never asked to be here in the first place.
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>>676873449
That one was good too...
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>>676868910
I love cock more than I feel comfortable admitting to my friends and family.
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>>676872285
i hope their brothers and dad lay a worse beat down on u
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>>676868910
I got tired of giving a fuck about multiple things, and got tired of being alone.
Sometimes I wanna kill myself, but my parents love me and I don't wanna do this to them being an only child.
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>>676873507
You have crossed the line.
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>>676869123
There is literally nothing wrong with being a nigger.
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My dad makes me have sex with him most night, I'm too humiliated to tell anyone irl. And I'm too big of a coward to top myself.
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>>676873213
all good i get it.. any way u can just do a short clip without revealing her identity? id love to see that shit
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>>676873583
But she instigated it all. She flashed at me.
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I like the ACLU.
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>>676873635
You sound like a genuinely good and compassionate person.

I'm here for you, bro.
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>>676873709
M or F?
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>>676873637
I don't know, someone came out of the events of that movie. I just can't put my finger on his name...
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>>676873786
You're a true American
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My sister is paralyze because car accident and she ask me to take her virginity
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>>676873709
u a grill
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>>676873822
One okay character does not a good movie make.
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>>676873728
add me on kik and ill think about it later
jonnymcjo
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>>676873865
You should do it. Out of compassion.
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>>676873865
do it faggot
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I probably have children all over the world. I travel during the summer and have a lot of casual sex without protection. I don't really care though.
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>>676873862

Voting for Trump.
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Sometimes I wish I could suck some trap's dick
I have sexual fantasies with a mare
When I was a child I used to lick my own cum from the wall
I got a collection of all the nudes of my ex gfs when they were WAY too young (I was like 16 back then)
I always wanted to know how does it feel to insert a broom's stick in my ass
....I think I'm missing something.
I will post it later
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>>676873311
justify as much as you want, friend.
it's all in your hands.
your story is intriguing though...
any other details you missed?
and if anyone has apologized for what happened to you; i'll gladly do it.
but that's revoked as soon as you misbehave u cheeky bugger
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I'm a 28yo NEET virgin living at home that occasionally uses my ugly ass mom's used panties to get myself off.
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>>676873998
You're a melaninless nigger.
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>>676873865
do it. make sure she it's right after her period so you can fuck without a condom. Cum inside her.
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I have an hourglass body even though I am a guy and I have a connective tissue disorder that makes me extremely flexible.
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>>676874136
Kill yourself
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I bought 3 grams of "weed" for 20 bucks in middle school. Bought it in a bathroom. Didn't inspect it at all, just stuck it in my shoe and walked out. Each gram of "weed" was wrapped in plastic about the size of a literal dime. All 3 of those individual grams were also wrapped in plastic. This shit was literally dried grass. I fucking smoked it too. Never got the money back, was too scared to start conflict because didn't want the school involved.
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>>676873983
But we are blood related
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>>676873444
Sadly yeah. I'm trying to get all this off my chest before I go back home to take care of her. I don't think it's helping though
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>>676873928
Fair enough, but what did you really hate about the movie besides hayden playing anakin?
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>>676874140
But i'm rich, so not. That's why they fuck me. I show up in an expensive car and it's game on.
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4chan had gotten worse because the new generation of teens are even more pathetic, uncreative losers. Not all but most.
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>>676873807

F, but please don't to the titsorgtfo thing at me
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>>676869319
You sound dumb as fuck. Sorry.
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>>676870868
You should get one surgically implanted
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>>676874335
How old were you when it started?
>greentext plx
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>>676874326
This not a secret, just common knowledge
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>>676874326
yeah
those newfags can't even tri force
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For the most part, sex really doesn't interest me anymore. That's not to say that I can't get off, or keep it hard, just the entire act has become one of feigned interest, just to keep up appearances.

Perhaps if I'd known that after the things I've realized now, I might have actually slept around a bit more, just to push that number into the mid to upper 40's. Oh well.
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>>676874335
nah i don't do that shit.. that sucks though about your situation.. how'd it start?
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When I was about 13, I jackedoff to my cousins(20) panties and left them soiled several times.
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I am a female PE teacher and have had an affair with one of my hockey team.
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>>676868910
deprest
i cant get a fucking boner anymore
my mind is locked on self depreciating shit
im an autistic faggot because i cant get my mind off of how much i suck for more than 10 minutes. all i do is sleep and surf th einternet when im bored.
im 25 and moved away from everyone i know like a weiner and nobody knows that this is my daily life, i just post memes on facebook,

fug
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>>676873639
sure there is, they're not allowed to be astronauts

I wouldn't want to be a member of a race that cant be astronauts
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>>676873770
i hope you get beaten bloody again
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>>676874533
This proves my point.
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>>676874287
It felt like absolutely nothing happened in it. Each Star Wars movies feels like a necessary part of the saga, but AoTC just didn't. The movie told us that the things we were seeing had grand implications, but it didn't SHOW it. That's a cardinal sin of filmmaking.
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>>676872683
Stay classy 4chinz
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>>676868910
I have fucked so many women in the past year, I honestly cannot remember how many partners I've had. I genuinely think I may be well on my way to becoming a full blown nymphomaniac, but I still really want to meet someone special... I fucked a virgin for the first time last week, and then a thirty one year old single mother of three two days afterwards. I'm also dating a thirty four year old. I'm just 23. I literally have no goddamned idea what I'm doing with my life, but I fully intend to keep sleeping around until I catch the feels or get caught.
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>>676874590
The whole team?!
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>>676870311
butthurt wannabe mod detected
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>>676874590
You mean the whole team?
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>>676874335
Contact the police. Or, if easier, tell a friend/friends parent who will do it for you, whatever.

The longer it goes on, the worse it'll be in the long run. For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
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I have more reasons to die than to live.
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I refresh the catalog twice every time just in case some cp is there for a sec. I usually get lucky like once a week. Fuck I want more.
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I'm sexually attracted to Donald Trump because of his alpha maleness
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>>676874590
is your team male of female? how'd it start? green text pls
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My aunt is only a couple years older than me, so we hang out a lot, and have gotten very close...and started fucking.

2 weeks ago, I fucked her raw for the second time. Just got the text earlier that I knocked her up
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>>676874739
PM me
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>>676874670
With ONE of the hockey team.
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>>676873770
This must be bait. There's no way you're that deluded
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>>676873639
You sure about that Jamal?
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>>676869123
You've come to the right place my friend.
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>>676870050
That reminds me, where you at anon? You thought I was talking about someone you know. I want to know if you ever fucked your relative.
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>>676874851
Female team. Not much to tell.
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>>676869319
it sounds exactly like u know when shit is bothering them and wont say anything about it either. ur just as guilty
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>>676868910
I'm 22 and I watched Dance Moms. And in the process, I just about ripped my cock off.
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>>676874276
not much is going to make you feel better about this. It's going to be hard and fucking awful whatever you do about it. the best you can do is get through it without being ruined.

You'll get past it eventually, but it wont feel like it for a while. time heals all wounds (except MS)
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>>676873635
YES
bro how much did it suck being the only 1
no cute sister to toy with.
no older / younger brother to share steam games with, teach csgo..
fug
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>>676871331
No way is your dick that big
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>>676874543
This life. Older you get the more sex you get the less impressive it becomes. It allows you to find pleasure in other ways and frees you up to try and accomplish more satisfying things.
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I can only get off to big booty porn, facial cumshots and cumshots on ass. Also deep throat videos.
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Since i watched breaking bad for the first time i wanted cook and sell Meth, after years of improvement me and my friend started play the piano as a duo, and now i'm the 1st ballerina of the Moscow ballet, my mom is so proud of me, may the force be with her.
My name is Buck and i'm here for fuck
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>>676874105
Why don't you just use a plunger. It's pretty much the same thing but shorter and with a convenient suction cup base
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>>676870050
tfw i remember your post
maybe i spend too much time on /b/
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>>676874335
are you old enough to leave home? I know organisations that can help if you want.
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>>676872285
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>>676874335
take pictures next time and post them to /b/.
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>>676875409
I'm thinking of doing again here soon. Just can't seem to find the right opportunity. This time there will be pics though.
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>>676872285
You got bashed and rightfully so. If you do anything to that kid next door that you're not meant to, I hope you get your cock shot off and you wind up in prison, sharing a cell with a huge black man, who would love to mercilessly pound your ass.
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>>676874487
>>676874545

My mom died when I was 7 it was really hard on both of us. I started sleeping in my dads room b/c I couldn't on my own. He started just kind of putting his knee in between my legs when I was sleeping and then kept doing more,

I didn't have to actually have sex till I was 9 though. (I remember b/c the first time he did was my birthday).

I couldn't green text sorry I'm out of it
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>>676870868
kill your fucking self
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>>676875057
how did it happen the first time?
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>>676874667
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I have sexual attractions to every attractive girl I look at. I watch porn that fits their description. However when I am actually emotionally attached to a girl I have no sexual thoughts about her whatsoever. Can anyone else relate?
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>>676875630
you are an asshole tho.
smh
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I feel bad watching porn due to my loneliness.
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>>676875770
how about, no
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I spend most of my time outside of work drinking alone in a basement with no windows. My family are all crazy mormons.
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>>676874868
No clue how I could do that
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>>676875134
...WHat

I don't even know how to respond. 8 inches isn't even outstanding.
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>>676875765
>>>676874487 (You)
>>>676874545
>My mom died when I was 7 it was really hard on both of us. I started sleeping in my dads room b/c I couldn't on my own. He started just kind of putting his knee in between my legs when I was sleeping and then kept doing more,
>I didn't have to actually have sex till I was 9 though. (I remember b/c the first time he did was my birthday).
Do you ever cum when he fucks you?
Does he cum inside you?
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>>676875863
ya dude

anti-boner shit
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I'm the hash slinging slasher
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>>676875922
newfags don't know the PM system
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>>676875969
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I started watching cheating wife porns, later moving on to cuckolding, chastity and finally sissy. I tried fucking myself with cucumber. Drank own cum. But I stopped it somehow. Still get aroused watching sissy porn. FML
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>>676870142
You are a hero
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>>676874730

My mom passed away so he's the only family I've got. If I did that I would lose him too. Thank you though anyway :)
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I work from home and all I do is play video games and watch porn. My wife comes home and does all the house work and praises me for working hard. I feel so guilty but can't stop
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>>676876089
i am?
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>>676870142
How the fuck do you get coerced in to doing anything? You people are weak minded fucks.
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I can't make friends with any guy that doesn't want to fuck me, and for some reason girls don't like me. femanon here, what do
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>>676875765
that really sucks anon, i feel for u and i can't imagine how tough it is... u gotta tell someone though. there must be a teacher or an adult you trust... the longer this goes on the worse it'll get and its not fair to you or your fault at all
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>>676876029
I've been on here for years I just have never learned much.
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>>676875119
Watching someone you love die over the coarse Of a few years will ruin anyone. And the only way for me to be ok would to be too leave now and What kind of person would that make me? My choices are watch someone I love die or leave Someone i love to die alone.
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>>676876047
Hey, how did you get that picture of me?

Seriously though how the fuck is that your only problem with this thread
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>>676876211
Fuck all the guys.
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>>676876211
Show us your tits!
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>>676874868
How can I contact you
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>>676875866
ok.
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>>676874136
get a job shitstain
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>>676876199
it was my first date ever and he was older.. i didnt want to do something bad...
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>>676876287
>>676876311
have committed relationship with bf, otherwise i would. I'm a super needy/clingy person so I usually just brush off the flirting so i can have some kind of human interaction. Otherwise I probably would fuck everything, tbh
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>>676876134
if you want to get out of the situation, there are ways to do it without getting him arrested. I'm not sure what your relationship with him would look like after but it sounds pretty unpleasant right now anyway. It's not like you'll be better of an heroing than leaving home.
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>>676876050
M or F?
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>>676875070
Well played. The whiner has become the whinee
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>>676876538
The fuck do you think
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>>676872285
go for it anon. sorry u got PTSD over it. its hard to work through sometimes but maybe if u actually are able to pull it off this time itll help it. but i hope they gangrape u and film it then feed u to crocodiles.
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>>676876538
Male...
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>>676876211
you come across as flirty and a bit slutty. That means guys like hanging around with you and trying to fuck you. Girls mistrust you since they think you'll fuck their guy. This means that you only have guy friends and that makes the problem worse.

Not sure what to recommend. Boundaries? acting a bit less whorish?
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>>676870684
he can do that while you be an hero!
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>>676876211
Approach the gays.
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Hate Muslims. Like blood boils with all of this "terrorist have no religion". Yes they do and its Islam.
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>>676873365
HEIL!
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>>676876134
Same guy here. My mum passed away too. I know what it's like to lose a family member and your other family members to keep you afloat, but you need to do it. I don't want to seem insensitive but it'll fuck you up and you'll hate yourself for not doing it sooner. It'll ease the healing process. You won't regret it.
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I hit myself when I get really stressed out. My dog licked peanut butter off my balls when I was 12. I cheat on my gf semi-regularly.

Nothing special
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>>676876262
leaving now will lead to less pain in the short term but long term you might regret it. I guess you know yourself better than anybody, just think about how you'd feel in each situation.

It's going to be hell, but it's a hell you can see the end of. And you will be going through it with the rest of her family, you aren't alone experiencing it.
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>>676874667
>or get caught
by who? the sex police???
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>>676876809
Oh fuck, didn't know talking about common interests was slutty, or that single girls worried about someone fucking their nonexistent guy. thx anon
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>>676875177
Amen brother
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>>676874864
fug
time for that 600 pp visit
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>>676876826
kek. no gays in my area, small-ish town of racist conservatives, /:
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>>676875409
Are you the anon who thought I was your cousin or some shit? The one here? >>676874977
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>>676868910
i once ditched the body of a convicted child rapist after some one killed him.
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I like nickelback
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>>676876211
first just find a boyfriend who cares about you and will be there for you no matter what, and doesn't expect anything except the same from you. then you both will mature and guys will back off. when you come out the other side of the relationship you can display your talents and intellectual interests to the whole world and have cool guys and girls approach you and they will sense that you are not just a fucktoy
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>>676876249
Ty but I'm really shy and I'm not really that close w/ anyone. I just don't want ppl to know b/c I don't want them to be disgusted at me, you know?

>>676876526
I've tried to talk to him about me not wanting to do that stuff anymore but he always gets really furious and I just chicken out so idk what else I can do?...
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>>676877091
you mentioned being needy and clingy - guys take that as being interested and probably being a decent target for a fuck.

I've known plenty of girls like you, they're my type. My current gf is the same. She has no real female friends (mostly because they get bored with her beign needy and clingy) and a few guy friends who talk to her because they think they might get laid sometime.
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>>676877349
bf cares, just doesn't talk to me 24/7 cause that's retarded.
>mfw i have no talents
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>>676877226
Oh trust me, they're there.

Well, if all else fails, move. No one wants to live in some bass ackwards Podunk racist town, especially when theyve all already judged you.
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>>676876211
OMG OA?!? What up girl?
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>>676868910
There's a disturbingly possible chance I'm going to kill myself within the next 16 months.

I've been trying damn near everything I can to improve my life, but I still don't feel happy.
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>>676874164
Underrated bait
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>>676873802
>>676875126
Thanks for understanding bros.
Yeah the part where no irl bro or sis hurts the most.
Hope you're doing okay in your lifes.
Do ok for me too, will you?
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>>676877091
Maybe the condescending sarcasm is a factor?..
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I once pissed in a kids backpack
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>>676877454
shit ur right
what fix
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>>676874219
Lol being this naive
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>>676877571
>16 months

That's oddly specific. Why 16 months?
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>>676875233
wut
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>>676877537
wrong person, anon
but not much, you
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When I was a child (~11 yo) I had convinced my younger neighbor (~9 yo) that doing sex things were fun. This included over the clothes rubbing, striping, etc. Never actually put anything inside of her and she was 100% willing every time and nothing was ever forced. I have no idea if this constitutes as molestation or sexual assault or whatever and even though this was well over 15 years ago, I still feel like one day the cops are going to bust down my door and drag me away for the rest of my life.
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I once tried to burn my friends house down when I was six because his mom wouldn't let me watch an R-rated movie.
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>>676877614
maybe making shitty assumptions is why you're on 4chan instead of having a life, bub :^)
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>>676877036
Dad was a no show in her life, mom is mentally insane, grandma is sick and about to kick it. I'm the only one taking care of her. She had more or less said if I leave she would kill herself. Sad thing is that would be for the best. Like i said, the sooner she dies the better it will be for me and I hate that is the conclusion I've come up with
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>>676877398
First of all I just want to say sorry for you going through this. It's not your fault at all. If you don't want to answer that's fine, but how old are you?
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>>676875889
i'd be your basement buddy if i could
sorry about your moron family
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>>676877398
the main step would be not living with him. You don't have to be that far away, you can stay in teh same town, you just can't live in the same house. you probably wont be able to meet him in a private setting for a while because 'getting really angry' is not something you want.

How you do that is kind of tricky since it needs to be quick, and how you go about it depends on age. If you can go to a battered womens shelter there they will look after you for a while and you don't have to press charges. If you talk to a local social worker without telling them who you are, you can get the names of some local groups who'll take in runaway teens. You mentioned not having anyone close to you which is tough, but kind fo expected in abuse cases anyway.

But yeah, if you're a minor it's trickier since you have school and no easy way of getting income.
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>>676877518
it's not retarded to talk 24/7. i spend every day at my gf's house. our relationship has changed her from an immature attention craver who mistakes flirting with friendship into an actual human being who hates most people and wisely selects friends b/c i'm much older than her and have taught her the ways of adulthood
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I once raped myself in my sleep
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when i was in my 30's, i 69'd with a 14-yr-old boy

but i didn't fuck him. that woulda been wrong.
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>>676877398
If you live in NM i'll kick his ass for you
How can he rape you with a broken dick?
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>>676877889
it's not ideal. Like, everything's great when we're together but he's got shit to do
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>>676877914
I once raped you in my sleep.
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>>676877744
Waiting for you to get the money you owe me so we can spend it on molly get you around and hate fuck each other all night till I can get you off my mind for good.
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>>676877914
you are my hero, not like the rest of these faggots that talk with bait sluts
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I wear panties sometimes
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>>676877398
1. kill him, get on national tv
2. kill self, send out manifesto online, get on national tv
3. just get an extremely trustworthy boyfriend who's old enough to run away with you and then run away with him
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>>676878057
shit dude, i'm not the right person but that sounds p nice tbh
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>>676878088
You wear panties all the time, be honest.
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I've been dating a girl for 7 months and have no real romantic feelings for her.
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>>676871331
I'll just refer you to my previous post. I have quite the life.

You seem like a short tempered person. Work on it, accept other people's opinions/stupidity somewhat. You put up with their flaws, they will put up with yours.
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>>676878019
very clever anon
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>>676877663
no real fix. try to be less drama with women, try to put boundaries in place with you and guys. If you're always bringing the conversation round to you and shit that's going on in your life, just try not to.

I'm into the clingy needy girls but even I find it fucking frustrating a lot of the time.
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>>676876484
He can't do what I can do remember
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I once lied on a /b/ secrets thread to gain sympathy from strangers
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>>676872895
dude don't worry, things will get better. Hopefully you'll get your disability pay soon,.
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tits or GTFO
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>>676878003
then use your judgment about who you associate with. try shitting on your guy friends a little bit. if they shit on you back, they're not trying to fuck you (at least, sex isn't a priority). be weary of people who are too nice.
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I work at a grocery store and sometimes when people buy bleach and other household cleaners, I subtly open it a little and put it in bags with their food
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My dick is about 6 or 7 inches long.
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>>676877398
Yeah I feel you (rape victims often blame themselves) and there are ways for you to get help without anyone else knowing about it and your friends never finding out. The counsellors at your school are trained to help and if u told them your concerns they would be discreet. No one should have to live like this anon. Write a note about it and give it to counsellor. that might be easier than saying it.
Your dad needs help too and when he chose to rape u he stopped being a good dad
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>>676869742
>I'm not really sad or depressed, I just feel like life takes so much effort that it honestly isn't worth trying anymore.
>I honestly just feel like life takes too much fucking work and it's just pointless to keep going considering that one day i'm going to die no matter what.

uh, that's called depression dude
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>>676877852
that is...a very tough situation.
I'd probably stick it out in your position but I've always stuck out a bunch of shit I shouldn't.

The death thing...if I could, I'd get her to put in writing ahead of time when she doesn't want to live anymore. Might not help much but it'd make you feel better when the time comes to pull the plug and it's down to her decision, not yours.

Other than that, it's two years. Two fucked up years of hell that will affect the rest of your life, but two years. Two years is something you can see the end of. It gets closer every day.
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