YLYL greentext edition thread /b/, post your best
Shameless self-bump
>be traveling to different city
>need to access wifi while downtown, head to Starbucks
>get overpriced bullshit, sit down
>eyes lock with the most qt3.14 girl you have ever seen
>she smiles and the you manage to not sperg out and smile back
>she walks over
>ohshitohshitohshit.jpg
>brings laptop, sits beside you at table
>her browser is open to boards,4chan.org/b/
>it's a YLYL thread
>she whispers in your ear, "I really, really like this image" as she uploads banana.jpg
>clicks "post"
>immediately grab laptop and swing it across her face, knocking a few teeth out
>entire cafe is staring in shock
>hulkstrength.png
>pick up metal chair and begin repeatedly smashing her head in
>there is a crowd of people in the window watching in horror, people are running out of the cafe for fear of their lives
>her head has become a bloody pile of mush
>sit back down
>police sirens coming closer, people outside vomiting from the sight of the corpse
>calmly go back to reposting Reddit memes in the YLYL thread
Literally just made. Fresh OC
>>676868291
I remember that from the other day
>>676868291
I like you.
>/b/ me
>have to go to county courthouse
>arrive at 7am, place is empty, except for security
>get on empty elevator and press button for 10th floor
>have extremely bad gas
>elevator doors close, let a huge one rip
>elevator smells like broken sewer line
>elevator suddenly stops om 3rd floor>
>panic sets in as doors open and several people get in
>immediately say "excuse me" and exit elevator
>look back over my shoulder at the people while the door is closing
>see them look at each other with frowns, silently accusing one other
>get on a different elevator and continue on with my day
>
>>676871667
Sauce on bottom pic?
>>676867309
I have never cringed so hard in my life
few months ago
>on omegle
>have anime tag
>come across white guy in a classroom of japs engrish
>godyes.jpg
>"Hey there whats your name?"
>all the japs giggling because white master race
>"i'm anon!"
>made sure to wave and seem very friendly
>"Hey Anon nice to meet you would you mind if a few of us ask you some questions?"
>"I would be honored, sir." while bowing to appease the japs
He asked me to talk but its 3am and so i had to type all my responses
>they ask me some shit what i do where i live etc
>2 jap girls walk up all giggly and shit you know how they are
>"anon have yoo ever been japan?"
>prease let me not whipping my american dick out already not be in vain
>"No but I have always wanted to!!" still super friendly
>next jap girl steps up
>the whole class is giggling and smiling just enjoying american presence
>cantblamethem.gif
>"anon where wourd you vishit if yoo came japan"
>they all are so fucking excited to hear my answer
>think about it for second while unmuting my mic
>"Hiroshima and Nagasaki" loudly and clearly with a big smile on my face
>silence
>chikusho being muttered
>Mr. Engrish apologizes and dced
>pic related
so as soon as I start posting everybody else stops?
>>676878579
gotchu
should I keep going or let it die?
>>676878799
just me and you?
>>676878876
guess so...
I'm lurking, a bit drunk so keep going, little boys.
>>676879095
will do
>>676878953
>>676879095
>little boys
nigga...
I have a 6 page paper due in 12 hours.
I have yet to even start...
>>676868511
This along with the dubs gave me the greatest boner
>>676879654
I just found out on Tuesday that an old friend of mine died over the weekend. Drinking to make the hurt go away.
>>676880138
That fucking sucks man.
Does really nobody else have anything?
Ok I'm done for now.
Time for somebody else to step up.
>>676881492
worth the read
>>676879488
This is genius. I'm going to definitely try thing. Also, checked
>>676878799
yeah these are bad.
>>676882174
says the person who contributes nothing?
>>676881288
Thanks for dumping anon
If post some but I'm on phone
>>676877289
.... you're gay as hell
>>676878710
lost it
>>676878221
That cake says Our ruler all hail i love you
>>676868291
Kek someone cap
>That awkward moment when you're reading this post to find an awkward moment but there isn't any, and still you're reading this post and starting to realise it says nothing important and you just wasted a couple moments of your life but you're still reading and you don't even know why.
>>676868277
good shit
>>676868944
kekerino
>>676883705
wow guess I got six dubs during my dumping.
numbers fly when you're shitposting...
>>676874701
thats pretty normal
>>676877289
Hahahaha
>>676881492
fucking lost omfg
Don't stop; you actually had a couple greentexts I hadn't seen.
>>676884040
Screencap or it didn't happen
>>676884040
prove it shitlord ;3
>>676884204
>>676884244
You were saying?
>>676884595
GG faggot
>>676880138
How did he die? Too much dick sucking?
>>676884595
Ph-photoshop!
>>676884595
I've seen some pixels in my day and that is clearly photoshopped.
>>676883107
Krautfag here
What the hell? No it doesn't you jackass
>>676884868
>>676884835
Actually its the chromebook img veiwer
>>676885377
Well you are just on a fucking roll tonight aren't you ponyboy
>>676885072
>no it doesn't you jackass
>>676885513
not really sure what you mean by pony boy...
also seeing as nobody is contributing again...
>>676878579
Toes. Toes never changes.
The Romans waged Toes to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire from its lust for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a battered Germany into an economic superpower.
But Toes never changes.
>>676886224
Don't know if this actually ever happened, but I saw this a few days ago
>>676868277
Did he post the goth girl greentext? If so, can anyone post it?
>>676867309
Fuck you got me
>>676886078
gotchu fam
>>676868511
10/10 would read again
>>676886078
I'm going to be honest... I'm kinda jealous of this guy
>>676886765
nice
Who want the
>/b/ does the tech support ?
>>676867309
ghey
>>676877841
>12 shots
statistically speaking 12 bullets for 4 people is getting off light
>>676886078
I recognize that art, it has to be Ishikei on the TV
>>676889654
good one, sir.
prepare to lose, anons.
>>676886765
good read. 8.5/10
>>676880898
fucking lost
>>676885912
hes saying youre a faggot
Lurking please more
>>676889416
You didn't even post the whole story nigger
>>676891590
Holy shit top kek
>>676886765
noice
There were some good posts anons but it seems thread is kill. Farewell and Goodnight
