You awaken in a taxi cab.
You have no memory of getting in.
>dubs decides what you do next.
>>676858021
Get out of the cab...
"Where're we headed, hoss?"
>>676860200
and then i shoot myself and die
>>676860200
WINRAR. Where we going OP
Start masterbating
>>676860702
roll
>>676858021
>Take on me...
OP isn't delivering. Proclaiming ditch thread see ya faggots
>>676860200
(Sorry my computer decided to be a prick for a second.)
"You don't remember?" The driver says in a thick northern accent.
"You said to take you to the nearest police precinct"
>>676861464
OK sounds good continue masterbating to the precinct
>>676861464
Change your mind
>>676862080
Rooll
>>676862080
reol
>>676862080
Fuck my asshole daddy
>>676861464
"Nevermind just let me out here"
>>676862080
Im cumming papa
>>676862966
WINRAR
>>676862966
You take out your dick and start stroking it slowly
The driver looks in the rear view mirror and notices your cock is out then turns.
"OI! Goddammit not another college fuckface!"
He stops suddenly.
"Get the fuck out of my cab you faggot!"
>>676863906
Cum on the back of his head
>>676858021
Take off my shoelaces and strangle the driver. Don't wanna take any risks.
>>676863906
You continue masterbating...and say please sir to the precinct as you flash your call of duty limited edition badge at him.
>>676863906
Apologise and offer sexual favours if he brings you all the way.
>>676863906
get out of the car, wrestle the cabdriver with dick out of the pants.
>>676863906
Put your dick away and get out
>>676864500
winrar
>>676864126
kek reroll
Enter the police lobby in black face holding a knife
>>676864500
God dammit
>>676864988
God dammit
>>676865047
God fucking dammit I wasted those dubs
>>676865277
haha dubs wasted
>>676865277
FUCK! I don't even want these dubs!
>>676865277
>>676864988
>>676864500
"I'm not a faggot!"
The driver pulls out a taser and shocks the end of your cock
You feel more pain than you've ever felt before. You barely manage to grab the door handle and fall out onto the sidewalk
You hardly get clear before the taxi speeds off into the night
>>676865277
kids in Africa could have used those dubs
Continue to masturbate while staring directly into his eyes
>>676865510
Sorry forgot the image because the missus won't quit bothering me
>>676865277
STOP WASTING THEM DAMMIT
>>676865510
I don't know if this is OP, considering it doesn't have a pic, but...
Find the nearest homeless person and kick the shit out of him. With your cock out.
>>676861464
but what? I'm no terroristo-chan
Change that! Throw me into a strip club!!
>>676865632
masturbate in the street
>>676865527
>>676865659
I don't even LIKE doubles. I think it's over though. I don't think I can get them again.
Make sure your dick is ok.
>>676865632
Jerk it to a picture of your Missus
(post said picture)
>>676866179
re rolling this
>>676865632
you crawl the floor and feel something hot in your right hand, its a fucking razorblade buried deep in your thumb
>>676865746
Roll for this. Also throat Fuck him afterwards
>>676866388
>>676866388
You look down and see a razorblade stuck in your thumb.
Dubs decides what to do about it.
(captcha is being a cockblcoking cunt.)
I shoot that motherfucker who kidnap me, and get out the car.
>>676867060
Shit on your thumb to infect it
>>676867060
Go to the hospital
>>676867400
Winner
>>676867400
Winrar
>>676867400
You squat down and shit onto your hand wound from the razor blade that was sitting in the street.
You much it into you fist to ensure an infection.
Lick your hand clean and suck on the rasor blade.
Put the shit in a cup and give it to a homeless person
>>676868583
Roll
>>676868393
An hero.
>>676868675
Reroll
>>676868583
Rolling
>>676868722
Winrar
>>676868755
DOuble winrar
>>676868711
Winrar
>>676868711
got it before
>>676868722
>>676868711
Nice
>>676868393
Take the razor blade out of your hand
>>676868794
i believe two winrars, are better than one...
Hail a cab, then wipe bloody shit hand on window
>>676868825
But
>>676868755
Has 2 dubs
find a bag of crystals
Casually walk into the nearest store and scream, I LOVE DADDYS COCK IN MY BOOTY HOLE!!!
You Lick your bloody shitty mess of a thumb
then jump in front of a passing truck and die instantly
You respawn in a room in front of a TV
Dubs decides
Search for a used needle and inject your shit into your bloodstream
Change to channel 44
>>676869243
Watch animal planet.
>>676869243
Turn on the tv
Cum on TV
click to channel 69
>>676869308
Roll
>>676869243
Search the couch
>>676869500
WinRar
>>676869500
Get a nice load on there when you draw it
>>676869243
walk outside and find someone who knows what the FUCK is going on.
>>676869243
break the fucking screen with your hand
>your carpal gets rekt
>glasses stuck in hand
Jerk it to CP
Get up and look around
Become Spider-Man and go save New York from Green Goblin
>>676869804
Rerollio
>>676869500
>>676869500
You pull out your Dick and cum on the TV.
Dubs decides what to do next.
>>676869962
Become Spider-Man and go save New York from Green Goblin
>>676870007
REROLLLLL
>>676869243
throw the tv through a wall and then fuck it
Change to channel 33
>>676869962
>>676869734
reroll
>>676870033
Best get workin'
Jump out your window while jerking off
>>676869962
Clean the cum
>>676869962
>>676870042
reroll
>>676870033
jesus christ winrar. winrar and kek.
>>676869962
sister-in-law comes into the room as soon as the load lands onto the tv, she says "fuck me daddy"
>>676870206
You're damn right winrar
TV short circuits and blows up
>>676870007
>>676870033
You start to feel funny as you change into a teenage faggot with a very punchable face.
You feel the breeze on your face and you realize you are now swinging from a web through new york,
You see a green guy who is gliding on something and he looks like a goblin.
you spray him with your spider webs and he crashes and dies
the city says you are a hero and JJ Jameson says you're still a menace and a prick.
Dubs decides.
>>676869962
Watch tv
You and me Spiderman we could rule this city!
>>676870651
Go smoke mary-jane and fuck mary-jane
>>676870703
REROLL
>>676870681
reroll
Try to use web goo as lube to masterbate
>>676870681
Reroll even if its not mine i like it
>>676870777
aaayyy
>>676870777
Wew lad
>>676870777
DAMN.
>>676870651
you're killin me OP. that shit was comedy gold. you summed up the entirety of every spiderman comic in 4 sentences.
>>676870777
You websling back home quickly so you can try out your new jack off idea.
You sit down on the couch and spray some webbing onto your dick and start stroking but soon realize that it is way too sticky and your hand is now stuck very securely to your crotch
Dubs/trips/quads etc decides
>>676870777
fuckin like 4/6 winrars have said fap. maybe go fap before you play this game, so you can think of something a little more creative. fuckin teenagers.
>>676871401
Try to eat web goo
>>676871401
rip it off I'm trans now
>>676871401
check your cell phone, call the most recent number.
>>676871541
reroll
>>676871462
Hey man. Im 23. Im no teenager.
Also reroll
>>676871502
>>676871401
Go rape the first man you see outside
>>676871570
roll
Shit, probably got roofied by Another fat Feminist.
>>676871401
Talk to Iron Man, he'll know what to do
>>676871600
winrar
>>676871600
do you see my point tho? "try to eat web goo". this place sometimes, i swear to god...
>>676871804
I see you're point. If this wasn't /b/ i would be more serious. Take a chill pill broham
>>676871600
>>676871644
AND i got dubs right after you, with your unimaginative, going-nowhere bullshit, you 23 year-old teenager.
>>676871600
A normal teenage faggot might have trouble reach his mouth to his crouch but luckily you are spiderman and have superhuman flexibility.
You easily reach your dick with your mouth and take a large bite fof the very sticky wweb. It instanly attaches to your face and glues your mouth shut like it's welded.
Thank god your nose is still clear or else thhis would be an embarrassing way to die.
>>676871401
You run out in the street, dick forcefully attached to hand still, and run to the nearest, buffet most fit nigger and ask, "am I nigger?"
>>676872026
Shit yourself, and go to the twin towers
>>676872026
get nose stuck too
>>676872126
reeeeerolllll
shoe on head
>>676872026
You find your way to the street to somehow muffle to the most dangerous nigger you can find, "am I nigger"?
>>676872163
reeerull
Try to remove goo with butcher knife
>>676872026
Walk to phone and dial ambulance with free hand
>>676872266
Oh shit
>>676872266
WINRAR
>>676871644
You check your recent contacts list and it's Your aunt May.
You dial her up but all you can do is say MFFF MFFFFMFF MFFF
She assumes you have pocket dialled her and hangs up.
>>676872026
>>676872177
winrar
>>676872177
>>676872266
Win win
>>676872026
go to buy some groceries
>>676872266
>>676872275
one of these was smart but only one of these won
>>676871993
You needa calm down man
>>676872399
Roll
>>676872177
>>676872266
>>676872399
winrar. everywhere.
>>676872399
Winrar maybe?
>>676872654
it wasn't meant for the story tho
>>676872399
ROOLLLLL
>>676872177
You shit yourself and then jump out of your window and websling to the memorial for ground zero. Your shit is all watery so it flows out of your ass as you go.
You hang onto a nearby building overlooking the patriotic site and silently pay your respects to the men and women who died in the tragedy.
Shit slowly oozes from your ass and splatters the ground.
Dubs what's next.
(typing as quickly as I can capthcha is making it hard.)
>>676872785
... what?
>>676872266
>>676872177
Which one op?
>>676873074
BLOW UP NEW YORK
Allahu akbar
>>676873168
BLOW UP GROUND ZERO?
Shoot webs at a near by plane and cause 9/11
>>676873074
enlist in the Army to fight the ARABS that did it
>>676873232
ROLL
>>676873168
Reroll but as spider bin laden so 9/11 v2
>>676873218
Roll
>>676873302
Reroll
>>676873262
rull
>>676873302
ye spider laden 2.0
go to the bank and get pennies to drop off the top. Spend rest of afternoon doing that.
Sing a song
>>676873335
Roll
>>676873262
relol
>>676873335
rererererereoll
Return to the taxi cab from the beginning and realize it was all a dream
Stab a nigger with your soggy shit
>>676873478
Rolll
Make a giant web between the towers saying: (reroll decides what says)
>>676873074
jerk off at ground zero
>>676873496
this
>>676873368
reroll
Plead for help to unstick your face hand and penis
>>676873522
Winrar
>>676873522
Winter spider bin laden blows up nyc
>>676873522
Winrar
Find the jews responsible for 9/11
>>676873704
rolllll
>>676873522
You instantly explode in the most violent and large explosion.
New York is vaporized in the name of allah with the worlds largest suicide bomb.
Dubs decides what happens next
>>676874011
if only we were sooner my son
>>676874104
The explosion coalesces into some kind of giant fire demon that starts jacking off and cumming all over boston
>>676874104
Captain Faggot, Iron Nigger, and Ant-Jew come to save the day
Respawn in heaven with your 32 virgins
>>676874247
rerolll
>>676874230
Reroll
>>676874230
roll
>>676874104
ALLAH AKBAR! JOIN ISIS
>>676874255
WINRAR
>>676874230
rollin
>>676874255
WinRAR
>>676874309
Roll
>>676874230
>>676874278
>>676874293
>>676874354
why does it always have to be fapping?
>>676874255
HAHAHAHAHA
>>676874255
You regain consciousness in a white room with lots of lens flares everywhere.
two rows of 16 computer stations are set up with 32 unhealthy looking men and boys between the ages of 18 and 32
All of their computer screens glow with the webpage "4chan/b/ board" displayed on their screens.
They immediately begin regaling you of the story of your life that they cause to unfold through the use of random post numbers.
you spend the rest of eternity debating whether or not jacking it to a man with tits is gay or not.
Goodnight guys.
I've got a class in the morning on writing for comic books.
have a good night and thanks for the cool story
>>676875032
FUCK IT! I'VE LIT THIS THREAD WITH SPIDEY... ILL CONTINUE IT! DUBS DECIDES WHAT HAPPENS NEXT FOR CRUDE DRAWINGS
>>676875032
don't lie. was shit story.
>>676875032
we didn't really make a story but thank you, Faggot..
kiss a nigger
>>676875032
so long anon
>>676875300
Go to a sushi restaurant
I'm new OP, HURRY WITH THOSE DUBS
>>676875300
punch a cop and tell him you fucked his wife
>>676875300
Fuck a mailbox or something.
go on /b/ and see this thread
>>676875793
Im going for this since dubs gods are a whore
>>676875579
Pickle your dickle
>>676875855
>>676875300
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME! IM THE ONLY ONE WHOS GOT THOSE
>>676875855
quit wasting faggot
start a fire
>>676875793
yay :D
