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>>676846599
Bla bla filthy
Bla bla clean it up
Sailor_Moon.jpg
>save
>rename to YoureAFuckingIdiot.jay ess
>people did this
400x400.gif
Milhouse. If trips Milhouse is a meme.
I've been here since February
>>676846599
I play with my fingerbox every night.
EFG had some wicked long eyebrows
I used to have Kid Pix in two-colour black & white, with no greyscale in between.
One of the premade patterns looked like a chocolate bar, so I'd make chocolate bars all day.
Giga Puddi
>>676848074
Right?
They were cockroach status
>>676846599
Shit, idk, word-filters and gmask threads?
>>676846599
2005.
I was born in the 1900s
>>676846599
Blah Blah WT Snacks, Chris-chan, Sonichu
>>676846599
That's not crescent fresh!
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I honestly don't know how long I've been lurking. Its been at least a decade.
>>676846599
>Name drops snacks
>lol em oldfeg
>>676848689
fukinsaved
now I'm an oldfag
Newfags don't remember noko
>>676848533
haven't seen this meme in awhile
>>676848262
I remember gmask.
Was very bad at solving them.
>>676849046
This
>>676846599
I just rekt a faggot OP by spamming the lyrics to Smash Mouth for an hour straight
>>676849046
Even newer fags don't even remember Heaven's shitposting.
>>676846599
These threads just serve to remind me how much of my brain is filled with useless fucking memes.
One of my oldest meme-ories is:
EXCELLENT
THE SURGEON IS INSPIRED
Or whatever it was. I actually thought it was an inside joke I was missing, only later found out I came here in the middle of a spam flood.
I remember when there was far more illegal and not in a good way content.
>>676849046
wait
I don't need to noko anymore?
>>676849091
I actually got decent at them, and they were fun, but then I found out half of them were CP and the unsolved pictures were getting banned too
>>676849262
>early 2010
>not newfag
>>676849190
ID's haven't been gone that long have they?
DESU
>>676848503
Oh sheeeit you know WT Snacks??? You must such oldfag lulllzzzz
I was responsible for the 137000000 get on /b/. It was a lame ass Tetris image macro - it made sense at the time, I think?
Roody poo, newt gingrich, candy ass
Puddi
>>676849523
Dude it's 2016. Just think about that. The newfags are old fags and current newfags were born in 2000>>676848457
>>676846599
Reported for CP.
>mfw I lurk so long yet I have nothing saved from the past only but memories
>>676849620
I think it's been at least a year. Another year spent on 4chan...
>>676849689
Get that shit outta here, bismuth is where it's at
Remember when the last 3 digits of a post were "xxx"
>>676849523
Honestly anyway whose been here since 2011 might as well be an oldfag since 90% of /b/ didn't come till like 2014. Just saw some faggot in another thread who said he'd been here for years but didn't know
>2edgy4me
>>676849884
Yet I still keep coming back...
>>676849046
I used noko for this thread...
>>676850244
>3edgy5me
I can prove that I am the newest of newfags. I first visited 4chan last fall and the oldest meme I know is cnady ass roody poo.
>>676850086
Bismuth is an element, feldspar is a mineral group.
>>676850153
Didn't that happen twice, or is my memory starting to fail me?
>>676850086
too edgy
Long Cat is Long.
Remember to take you dose of Desu daily.
Pool is closed because of AIDs.
do u gais rmember dis meme?
>>676850412
Fuckin liar, wordfilters have been gone longer than that
>>676848533
Such a great video
I cant even remember anything beyond pools closed. This decade spent on 4chan has truly been a waste if I dont even have memories. I used to participate in coup threads all the time but those were more recent.
>>676849620
Holy shit don't remind me
>>676850412
God, what a Newt Gingrich
>know your meme makes these threads irrelephant
>>676850917
this
is it bad that i've been here for ages but i don't really remember much from the earlier days?
i'm not an ancientfag or anything, but i first came here a looong time ago
>>676850244
I first came here when Candlejack was huge and I was underage as fuck. Looking at the awful state of things made me wisen up and not return until I was 18.
No, I'm not going to leave my message unfinished.
>>676850352
>4edgy6me
>>676848689
That's not even the original post. They had a server reset a month or two after the site started.
Niggers tongue my anus
>>676850760
The wordfilters translated words like nigger to roody poo. I know this because even though I only visited 4chan recently, I have been using the internet for a damn long time.
Does WOFL count?
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>>676850722
I've been here for about a month, don't know any of these KEK. I've even already been banned so must be getting there. When do I stop being a newfag boys?
>>676851270
Oh, and everyone was spamming fortunes.
Coming from elsewhere, this place looked so fucking dumb back then. It still does, but to a slightly lesser extent, I must admit. Maybe I'm the dumb one.
>>676846599
gtfo newfag
>>676851394
lurk moar
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>676851394
lurk moar
>>676850704
brb soup
>>676850793
>This decade spent on 4chan has truly been a waste
no shit, sherlock
>>676849186
I was there! OP was mad as shit, he said he spent 20 minutes reporting you to mods and they wouldn't do anything kek
and the end he goes "this smash mouth guy is really annoying and hes making the thread 404 prematurely"
FUCKEN SAVED
I MISS CRACKY
MARTINI CHAN WAS BEST CHAN
BRING BACK THE SNACKS
M00TLE NEEDS TO STOP FUCKING BANNING ALL OF US
ZONETAN WHERE DID YOU GO
>>676851270
Get a fucking load of this guy, eh? Mentions candlejack and refuses to fucking le-
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>>676851650
>TFW don't even know why people say moar
>MFW What's a desu
>>676851488
Checked and I was underaged too. I used random for laughs and porn. I was fucked child
This is the oldest meme I remember
Thrust vectoring owns the skies.
Have I really been lurking 4chan for over 12 years??
>>676846599
I was here when this guy was fresh
>>676846599
Newfags can't trip
>>676851623
Say bye to 4chan now.
![Horse names[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gtsnrVJ.jpg "Horse names[1].jpg")
>>676849523
>thinks all the people name dropping snacks have been here forever
That's still 6 years wasted in this fucking place. That's almost as long as the oldest oldfag from 2010.
Moonmoon was here long before doge and doggo
>>676851770
Moar boar wants moar.
>>676851394
>be you
>2030
>still newfag
>>676851270
Same boat here. First came on around 2010 when I got my first computer, was on off and on until 2012, then left for a long time. I remember very little from the old days of my time on 4chan.
And yeah, 2010 isn't oldfag material, but it's better than most nowadays.
>>676851902
Lol newfag. Doesn't catch the meme. Everybody laugh
>>676846599
stickam raids, 7 yea i posted a fucking 7 and it came out to a 7 dafuq is this. desu
>>676852031
>TFW I can greentext too
>YFW probs newfag aswell
>MFW your styoobid
>>676852033
The true era of Candlejack was in 2007, though. I wouldn't be in an oldfag thread if 2010 had been my starting year.
>>676852178
This guy
>>676852178
Fuck off, Nigel.
If I see that damn cat one more time. . .
>>676851770
because it's like "more," but not "more"
Don't Ejaculate Sometimes Uguu~
>>676846599
Fuck you all, sink thread
I know what's in the garage.
>>676851394
When you start saying faggots instead of boys
noko in e-mail field, also: 4chan is family friendly.
>>676852178
Nigger faggot
>>676852112
I realise, but you're banned now for being 14.
>>676852207
NIGGER
Bill Keller.
>>676852280
People really used to put some fuckin effort into hiding CP
>>676851488
>coming from elsewhere, this place looked so fucking dumb
kek so true. All I heard about was this legendary 4chan place and then I come here and it's a bunch of fucking random ass pink boxes with images and couldn't tell where one thread began and ended meanwhile all the text is just a bunch of gibberish and people calling each faggots. Looked like some shit a demented 9 year old autist put together one day after school with a pack of crayons and his juicebox
>>676852347
I would imagine the mods get this meme as well.
I would hope
If you're reading this, Im not banned.
>>676849689
I still laugh at this shit. Goddammit /b/
>>676852209
Yeah, I'm really not an oldfag. I don't even know what I am, I know all the old memes (including candlejack) but I wasn't here to make them.
>>676852302
>Fag CONFIRMED
>ABORT
>>676852614
LOL GET BANNED KID
>>676852207
NIGGER
>>676852540
I had the same reaction at first.
>>676852855
Have a good think about your life and how much it's shit. Like really think about it.
if someone is really an old fag then show a screencap of a post with under 5 digits. then well talk
>>676849620
I don't think it's been a year since IDs went?
>>676852302
This.
Also when you hate every shitposting faggot here but you keep coming back cause nowhere else is as hateful and mean
>>676852319
does noko still work?
anyway, its over 9000
oldfag status: confirmed
>>676852150
OVER 9000 i remember, also roody-poo PENIS
Habbo Hotel "I speak franch"
Nuff said
>>676852499
that was in the prohibition days
ever since they legalised it its all just out in the open
>>676852972
NO U
I was part of Hitler did Nothing Wrong
Pool's Closed
And the purple penguin republic
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>>676852207
>MFW I have no nigger face
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▲▲ DID I PASSADE THEM FAG TEST LELELE
Waited all day for this to happen, was in thread, this is my screenshot.
Me>Oldfag
>>676846599
SHE EPIN BEE
>>676853317
Was funny meme
>>676853317
KEKing OUT LOUD!!! LAH MAYO
>>676852972
>fool proof method
>>676853375
u wot m8
Fuckin Newt Gingrich and Denny
>>676853301
newfag
>>676853010
>does noko still work?
I still use it and I've never lost a thread I've started
>>676852264
this meme is usually forgotten
>>676849870
having been here for 2 years, and only recently turned 18 (march 1st) i can say im fucking ashamed.
>>676852980
Definitely longer than a year, probably closer to two at this point. I always get confused because moot got his period like 4 times a month and changed his mind 80000 times on every issue so nobody ever knew what the fuck was going on
>>676852540
To be perfectly honest, it still looks like that. Except that back then I wasn't so used to everything looking like a retard made it.
On another note, I've files starting with the numbers 1235. That's UNIX time code for something like 2009.
>>676852982
What about other chans?
Pool's closed. Call for blackup.
Roody-poo candy-ass
I don't believe it.
HABEEB IT.
Brushie brushie
>thatfuckingcat.jpg
Don't all the oldfags have like, taxes and shit to do right now?
>>676846599
POSTING ZIPPOCAT AND TYPING HANDS FREE FAPPING IS AN AUTOMATIC B&
Seen cp, few times it's actually here. Gotten banned countless times, been here since 2010 etc etc
>itt cancer everywhere
>>676852669
Fucking Habbo
>>676853795
I don't know, this is what I'm used to so. Me and this shitty fucking website have a history
>>676853093
over 9000 became a mainstream meme almost instantly though
@676853709 <gay doesn't even know how to 4-chann
>>676853612
perhaps the mods will give you a retroactive 2 year ban
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>>676853251
not an old enough /b/ro to have one screenshotted but dam i would love to see a dub or trip get thats under 6 digits
>>676853723
Well memed, Effendi!
>>676853509
newfag
dont you remember this?
>>676853971
Also
>Desu~ Desu~ Desu~ Desu~ Desu~ Desu~ Desu~
>>676852669
Playing Habbo HC
you are newfag
>>676851394
I've been here for almost 9 years and I've never even been banned for talking shit directly to mods, how did you even manage this
Ya'll remember Dusty the cat?
What year was this again? I was on /s/ when it happened.
>Be me
>Be 11
>Watching the News with my pa
>HACKERS ON STEROIDS
And the rest is history.
I remember showing up when i was 16 and wondering who snacks was
remember this?
>>676853865
>implying any oldfags are gainfully employed
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look mo-
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>>676851770
It's it's
>>676854465
>>676854439
It's true, oldfag with no job here.
>>676852207
roody poo
>>676849620
I was genuinely confused when I came back to 4chan last time and couldn't give myself a name.
>>676854299
Posted vid of me fucking your sibling
I've gotten a PhD since I've been visiting 4chan. I regret nothing.
>>676846599
WHY IS NO ONE POSTING TOWERCAT?!?! WHERE'S EMO DUCK OR SPEEDY CAT?!?!
>>676854305
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YES
Kenny Glenn will be rotting in hell forever
>>676853865
hahahahahha oldfags actually making it somewhere in life. i mean look a the original oldfag, moot, hes been proven to be a cuck and theres multiple pictures of him dressed like a sissy
>>676852540
this new fad of calling people autistic for the shitposting is getting pretty annoying, to be honest.
captcha: train thread
>>676854299
bullshit
I've been here 7 years and I usually get banned twice a year, most of them were "because"
also, the mods are fags that let CP of boys stay up so they can fap to 'em
ban incoming
>>676853979
I feel the same way anon. Which is why it makes the nostalgia all the worse, because it'll never be like it used to be. We desperately cling to this site because of our memories of this place, but it's like going back and playing a video game you used to pour hours into with such passion. Such an empty feeling. What I wouldn't do for just one more epic raid...
>>676846599
>>676854892
Epics raidz r kill
>>676848178
paint a picture
>>676854222
Nice trips newfag
>>676854720
>>676854619
A PhD in proctology since you can't stop sticking your fingers in men's asses, faggot.
>>676852980
No way it's been a year...
>>676853650
Bullshit. ID's stopped being a thing after gamergate happened, definitely not 2 years.
Damn.
Nothing to proof it with atm
>>676854892
The feeling is like watching the Jackass series. In the beginning they fuck with other people, but by the end they're huffing each other's shit and making snakes bite their penis.
It's still entertaining, but it's also really gay and you feel like you're just watching out of habit.
>>676853981
I was refering to other post though,and the fact that u didnt connect 7 and over 9000 proves u are new.
>>676855248
not old
>>676854870
No one gets banned on /b/ anymore.
![1459369528085s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/up414AS.jpg "1459369528085s[1].jpg")
>>676855294
dam hes got a nice cock for being a cuck sissy
>>676854771
>new fad
The invasion board
>>676855609
this
>>676846599
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e37Ri_5xY5U
Pool's closed.
![1459370082491[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zUeNhYV.jpg "1459370082491[1].jpg")
>>676855609
Yes they do. Two days ago some 16 year old kid said he fucked a 35 year old woman and posted her tits and mods gave him the classic bannerino.
It was fucking awesome.
>>676854892
well. we nearly had a thread worthy of the past 4 years to be called epic. Dude getting pissed because someone else was posting pictures of his girlfriend doing requests for another anon. Boyfriend-san and Girlfriend-chan were both actively in the thread.
she was kind of a fatty, but a get is a get. her tits were nice at least.
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>>676855761
Red text and everything. Does anyone have screencaps?
>>676854870
I dunno dude, I've never been banned. Just last week I saw somebody who posted a spiderman pic in a lol thread got banned and called the mods with some colorful language, including the quote, "ban me, I dare you"
Nothing happened
![1459371775171[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rMRQucE.jpg "1459371775171[1].jpg")
>>676855479
I'm just thinking back to '06, that's when memes really started. They've always been cancer honestly.
>>676853093
candy ass
>>676855761
S C R E E N C A P
how did I miss this
>>676846599
this
http://www.streamboobs.com/annietaylor_cb/
![spidey5[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nfUCHH6.jpg "spidey5[1].jpg")
I did it for teh lulz
![zN1pAQQ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GRiiPzf.jpg "zN1pAQQ[1].jpg")
>>676855856
This right?
>>676846599
Go away OP
I hate men who laugh at their own jokes
![1459369598808[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SBDdX59.jpg "1459369598808[1].jpg")
I've been here far too long. Years. I've seen it all ... Some good, some bad. Moot was more forgiving, but that was back in the day before the FBI monitored
>>676856060
Spider-man, you SUCK at derailing threads.
Let me show you how it's done.
>>676855372
Like I said, must have gotten confused with one of the other thousand times ID's were added and then subsequently removed. I wasn't here for gamergate, was actually doing social stuff at that time for some reason. Good thing I've since gotten my priorities straight
>>676855487
Beautiful analogy
>>676850338
When you just now learn that Noko doesnt work anymore.
>>676855519
Didn't read the other post
01000010 00110000 01000100 00110111 00110110 01000010 01000010
Well somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me
>>676846599
JUSTICE FOR CHARLES
>>676856569
>neither does nokosage :^(
![1459369586569[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZiVUjln.jpg "1459369586569[1].jpg")
I ain't the sharpest tool in the sheeeeeeeeeeeedd
![1459372644075s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hQiyOq1.jpg "1459372644075s[1].jpg")
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead
>>676856344
Dubs confirm, yep that was the thread
>>676855284
I don't keep the Kid Pix installation floppy handy at all times, so a CloudPaint-made chocolate bar will have to suffice.
You're welcome.
![11376637_781120121993324_1749077926_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AhAwayr.jpg "11376637_781120121993324_1749077926_n[1].jpg")
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her foreheeeeeeeeaaaaaaddddddd
>>676852207
You're a nigger
>>676846599
i remember this like it was yesterday
