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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Welcome to the Kek Club. Please present your doubles for entry.
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OH FUCK BOUNCER HAS DUBS can i get in now
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here you go
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Neat.
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>>676842822
nice dubby dub dubs
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Fuck my anus gently, good sir
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Fuck dubs, I'm going in and you can't stop me
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I got double dubs ;)
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>>676842822
Check' em
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I don't want to be in your faggot club
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Move aside bitch boi
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No.
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B0ss plz, I habe cancur.
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I can haz exclusive access?
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Later losers. I'm going in the club now.
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s-sir
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Fuck you nigga I do what i want.
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ohh..here are my dubs right here!

>pocket sand

>bum rushes the door
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>>676842822

I had a reservation
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Am i in yet?
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Can ya'll let a gangsta in?
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>>676843755
Take me with you
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Cool kids get in
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psh, nothing personnel kid
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Thanks bouncer
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my lucky day
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>>676842822
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zozzle
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>>676843891
Read that whole thing. 10/10
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Ez
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Im sneakin in the back. Fuck yo bouncer
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I'll pay if you let me in.
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Open the door and let me in. Kek
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behold my dubs, doorfag.
look upon them and despair.
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>>676842822
heee heeee
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make way plebs
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Get
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let me in faggot
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>>676844422

can i sneak in behind you? D:

:c
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>>676844422
>tripdubs
gotta love it
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>>676842822
This club sucks but fuck it
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>>676844500
Member number 3 has been identified and is clear for entry
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Kek em
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>>676844422
I'm with him
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ALLAHU SNACKBAR!!!
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Where's the bathroom
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Pls giv duhbz
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>>676842822
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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>>676842822
zozzle
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>>676842822
I believe I'm on the list?
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I'll probably sneak in through the back, anyway
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Sup bitches
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>>676842822

turn down for what?
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>>676842822
but what if I have trips?
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>>676844422
GOOD GAWD, HE GOT 'EM!
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this is gay. grow up
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out of my way faggot
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You won't let me in because I'm black and I'm pissed.
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I'll stay outside
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Trips coming through, out of my way.
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>>676842822
Excuse me sir, I've got dubs
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>>676844764
oh sorry. i meant the vip list
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Clubs are for faggots
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>>676844905
I'll grow something up for u, bby.
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>>676842822
fuck this stone cold steve austin looking faggot
I ain't tucking in my shirt
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kekimin
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>>676845067
fuck
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VIP access coming through
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Im in for sure
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Check em and weep
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>>676842822
Get the fuck outta the way
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Ill bet that bouncer is gay
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vip here let me in
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Excuse me fags, I need in.
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But of course! I'm a celebrity! I have a V.I.P. reservation! Name's Pépe lé fagtron, professional memer. Perhaps you recognize my art?
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Did someone say party?!
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Roller Skates
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fuckit! dont want to be in your faggot club anywayz
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kek club platinum member coming through
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>>676845344
Check'd
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Outta my way faggots
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Dubs coming through
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Sup nigger
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Will this be enough for the club? S-Sir?
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lemme in homo
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>>676842822
Good Afternoon, My Fine Fellow. I would Like to Partake of Your Activities And Spirits, Shoud You Allow Me Pass.
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kek club world champ, out of the way faggots
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>>676846162

well he does have a belt, must be official
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Im sure im on the list
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Check 'em
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>>676842822
Yo, let me in, bitch.
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i have a zoz pass
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Zozzle. Let me in.
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let me in nigger
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>>676846531
Sir, I'm afraid you're scum. Leave the premises
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>>676842822
hey, can i get in?
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Doppelmoppel
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>>676846711
Also am I allowed in
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I enjoy it when the last few numbers located at the top right of my post are similar.
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Let the banana in.
Top zozzle.
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Sup mah niggah.
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vip coming through
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Feel the Bern WWE 2k16
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I'm here
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>>676846711
>>676846815
Ayy I AM allowed in!
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sup faggots
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Oh a club? How exciting!
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knock knock
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Let me In faggot.
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>>676842822
heres 40 keks, let everyone in
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may i come in?
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Time to open the backdoors
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I'm a meme lord. Check em.
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Would you let this failure with glasses in?
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>>676847444
Noice. I'll see ya in there pal
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Move aside you fat fuck, you are fired.
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>>676847444 oh shit nigger nice trips
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>>676847444
checked
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I love that naked banana! And I think you say "check them"
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I just fucked your wife, let me in.
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see you guys inside
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Comin' through, lads.
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Would you let in this abomination?
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What about all the singles ladies?
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>>676842822
Step aside bucko I have business to attend to
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later bitches
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I'll just be going in now
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>>676842822
Will trips get the next guy in for me too?
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Git
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>>676842822
Check'em
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>>676847866
Guess I'm in :/ winrar
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My name is on the list. Last name is Em. First name Check.
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I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I am all out of bubblegum.
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check em boys
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>>676847755
Top zozzle, my friends! I made it in!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVaBOUzoAAw
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Can i bring someone else?
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Here's my vip pass
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I'm here from the future and I have been assigned to terminate you and everybody else in this club. I must do this or the future is lost.
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i'll just be on my way
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I'm sorry I only got quads.
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>>676848369
Dubs or gtfo
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Rub a dub dubs?
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Fuck it, one trips ain't enough for me.
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Sorry sir i'll be on my way sir
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Get your nigger ass out of my way
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>>676848499
Top zozzle! My second dubs! Guess I'll bring John Callahan along :)
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GONNA ROLD TEH GOLD.
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Club is ghay
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>>676849048
WHO HERE, CAN ROLD THE GOLD
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>>676849134
Not you, but my banana can :)
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Creepin' on a come up
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s-sure thing mister.
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>>676842822
Yeah yeah, here you go.
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>>676842822
Oui, I'm With the band
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got it
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Excuse me
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There ;)
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No hair bitch See my dubbs always
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>>676850344
hiyooooooooooo
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>>676842822
Fuck off, bald-headed nigga, I'm coming in anyways
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What do I get one I'm in?
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I AM NEGRO BANDITO
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>>676850344
I made it>>676850561
Rolling for him/her
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hey baus can i hab a da dubs plz.
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Let me in, DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!
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Excuse me
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>>676850866
I did it again
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im bored just let the king in faggot
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Sup john
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Move out of my way u fucks!
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>>676851420
Smoke weed everyday
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>>676842822
Please tell me zozzle new fags are killed at the door
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Right here sir
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