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>do waifu shit
Kurumi claim
Miho claimed
>>676832020
Oh my
>>676829865
No, but people referred to them in the show as anti bully missiles or something like that
>>676829975
Yeah kinda.
>>676830132
Its fun, as long as you got people to play it with. I'm just about done the main story and then I'll probably dark zone with Taihou and Tenryuu
>>676830525
Good you better stay true!
>>676830558
Yeah! Happy days!
I'll be back later, I'm determined asf to complete this mission I'LL PASS IT IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO
Obligatory claim.
Sup
>Still lurking
>Kinda tired tbh
>>676832020
kagami claimed for ever and ever
>Beat goth waifu claimed
>I don't actually think I'm that drunk
Heyyyy
Milinda Claimed.
Might aswell claim on here, we got 2 now lmao
Junko
Marie rose claimed.
Lurking with doggo
Last claim of the day, goodnight guys
Awoo~
>MFW I'm raped by Atago
Going out to get a sandwich, I'll be back in a little bit.
Peggy Claimed
i was about to make it if noone else did
>>676832189
moooooooooo
>>676832189
I love you moo-chan
>>676832314
and you Hand-kun
>>676832404
>>676832448
Awoo to you both
>>676832448
rip
>dont worry im here ;^)
Vivian claimed. Well, since I'm going to be here forever apparently, I might as well talk with you guys.
So... Wanna hear a story?
>>676832020
Ikaros claimed
>>676832546
i made one for a second, but i had to delete it
>>676832020
Obligitory Claim 2.0
>>676832289
Y-you know I would never stop being loyal!
I love Noire<3
>>676832448
good night doggy
>>676832663
go crazy
>>676832636
Whats up Miho?
>>676832289
>>676832502
>>676832394
Cya later guys
>>676832448
Goodnight Holo
>>676832384
Hey Milinda how goes it?
>>676832663
What kind of story?
>Best idol claimed
captcha is being a fag
Ayy
I do not enjoy Texas
>claimed
>>676832569
Hello milk drinker.
>>676832607
[X] Doubt.
>>676832881
hi russian mugi!!! nice fur coat
>>676832936
Nothing much just eating some ice cream.
I want to fuck her tight pussy so hard.
it´s killing me.
>>676832715
Meh. I never really card for that ecchi. It was cool but never really gave me any lasting memories. I watched the first season a while back but I had forgotton about it until you posted.
>>676832980
just got a word captcha
>fucking kill me i hate word captchas
>>676833022
ayy lmao
>>676833123
kekkeroni
>>676832607
Awh, you're too sweet.
>>676832980
i haven't used a word captcha in forever
>>676833022
Then git.
Why not?
>>676832448
Goodnight!
>>676832502
See ya soon
>>676833197
Lucky! I just had some Chipotle.
>>676832958
Really good actually. First day off work in 2 weeks. Can finally come chat with you all. How you doing?
>>676833022
You live in Texas? I live in Round Rock m8. What do you not like about it?
>>676833197
what kind of ice cream, was it extra icy?
>Be me.
>Live in a place with enough land to have a big blackberry garden.
>Family owns a golf kart so going down to and giving water too the chicken coop isn't so much of a pain.
>One day, family asks me too bring hand-push lawnmower down to my house.
>Decide to put lawnmower on golf kart.
More? It's really a complete fail on my part. Pic unrelated.
>>676833248
People use word captchas?
>>676833874
ALWAYS POST MORE GREENTEXY
>>676834051
FUCK I MISSPELLED A WORD
>>676833874
sounds like it will end well, please continue
>>676833022
ayy neither do i
but funimation is in texas, found that out recently. never woulda thought the US's anime headquarters is in texas
>>676833876
i dont use word captchas it just gave me one
>word captchas are fucking awful
>>676833559
>First day off work in 2 weeks
Nice hope you're enjoying it.
I'm doing pretty good, had a productive day.
>>676833874
>Decide to put lawnmower on golf kart.
U wot m8
>>676834286
super sayain konata? whoa
>>676834372
Goddamn it this gif is so adorable!<3
>>676833248
Hi Mugi
>>676833418
>>676833707
subjective, opinionated shit mostly
l
oh man thought i was screwed. internet was out for like 10 min. surprised the thread only grew this big
>>676833559
>Chipotle
Not bad.
>>676833718
Some crappy store brand.
>>676834639
Don't know why that l is there
>>676834445
I am, thanks. How was your day productive?
>>676834577
>anotha one
>>676834639
ayy galko
>i have an orthodontist appointment tomrrow and an eye exam on saturday or sunday
momo deviluke is mine
Well, I think I'm going to bed
have fun doing what you do
>>676834550
come be my vageta
Gonna sleep, good seeing all of you again, see you tomorrow!
>Utsu-anon/Junko-anon
signing off
>>676834733
i like when the threads are slow, less chaotic
>>676833874
Alright then, more.
>For some unknown reason, decide to put lawnmower sitting in front of me.
>Lawnmower kind of makes it difficult to reach pedals, but I figure it'd be ok.
>it begins.jpg
>Start driving.
>Turn so that I could take shortest route to house.
>Pointing toward blackberry garden.
I'm sure you can see where this is going. Pic still unrelated.
>>676835099
peace dude
>>676835009
okay! if only i could find a kagageta pic
>>676835218
true that
>>676834735
Yeah, figured I would treat myself a little. Just got paid. :)
>>676835672
Wish i had a job....uber sucks
>>676834751
>Bought new running shoes
>Had a nice workout
>Caught up on RWBY
>Had the most relaxing nap of all time.
10/10 would do again.
>>676834959
>Orthodontist
Ayy I remember having braces. That shit sucked.
>>676834735
any ice cream is good ice cream!
>>676834959
Good luck
>I can't be here tomorrow till later
>>676834988
>>676835099
Bye
You guys wanna hear a story
>I have 2
>>676835916
well rip ;(
>>676835274
>Realize that I'm pointing toward garden.
>No big deal, I'll just hit the breaks.
>Lawnmower won't allow me to reach breaks.
>Life flashes before eyes.
>Crash SMACK into a wooden post that keeps wire up.
>Finally manage to hit breaks.
Pic still unrelated.
>>676835810
Your an Uber driver?
>>676835842
Sounds like a fantastic day!
>>676835842
Nice! How did you like RWBY?
whelp, im going to bed, good night everybody, sleep well
>>676835481
kinda surprised its hard to find one
Woah didn't know we had two threads. Anyway the lurking Leona fag is going to bed. Cya all tomorrow
>>676836348
bye bye kagamiiii
>>676836348
Night
So nobody wants to hear a story
>>676836471
good night kona chan, sleep tight
>>676836591
I wanna hear a story!
>>676836591
If you think it's worth posting, I'll read it.
>>676836591
I'm all ears.
>>676836250
It sure was. What about you? Do anything good today?
>>676836305
I'm really enjoying it so far. The characters are awesome, combat is pretty good, and I feel immersed into the story, something I love feeling.
Also when I say I caught up, I only finished Vol 2 and 2 episodes of Vol 3.
>>676836182
>I'm still ok, but the post is destroyed.
>Put golf kart on the back of the golf kart like a FUCKING NORMAL PERSON.
>Bring golf kart to house.
>Break the wheel getting it down from the back.
>Try to bullshit my way out of it.
>Doesn't work, have to buy new one.
>Family discovers the broken post.
>Ask if I know what happened.
>Immediately think of dumbest excuse possible.
>"I don't know, Termites?"
>Mfw THEY ACTUALLY BOUGHT THAT SHIT.
>>676836250
Yes
>>676837078
Oh boy you're in for a treat with Volume 3. Good luck my dude! Glad you like it!
yea im out too actually. gonna finish watchin some more anime and drink a bit more then gonna go to sleep
Well that solves that I guess.
>>676837078
Slept in, picked up my pay check, watched the last episodes of Dimension W and Grimgar, had some Chipotle, fixed my car, and now im about to play CSGO with a few friends. Best day ive had in awhile.
>>676837258
I bet you have some interesting stories from that job... lol
>>676837136
Lawnmower on the golf kart, not golf kart on golf kart. Sorry, I'm retarted.
Claiming Shinoa
>>676836591
Sure, I have nothing better to do, and my story apparently isn't that interesting.
>>676832020
>double claimed
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>>676838094
>>676836955
>>676837016
>>676837078
here it is
it's probably shit
>be me
>16 or 17, junior year
>friend and I take pe because nobody gives a shit in that class
>lots of niggers
>lots
>we are in the weight room
>sitting on a machine near my friend and a couple of freshmen
>a short, fat negro goes to the vending machine
>walks in front of me to leave
>while he's gone I see a 20$ bill sitting on the floor
>take it because jew
>negro comes back
>hear yelling from across the room
>fat kid is yelling at this other kid about a 20
>realize what I've done
>they chimp out and begin to fight
>room erupts
>they both get suspended
>I got 20 dollars
kek
>>676837788
yeah. Im in a training mission in MGS V talk later
>>676838334
U wot m8
Syndra claimed
>>676838320
That's a win win right there.
>>676838320
Eh, it's better than mine. It's the golf kart one by the way.
>>676838320
Top kek
>>676838334
Sounds good Miho, talk to you later!
Claiming my waifu.
Much love
Very cute
Wow
Back with fuds and watching Ant-Man.
>>676837425
Thanks, I'm glad I picked it up.
>Weiss still best girl
>>676837788
That's sounds wonderful! If only more days could be as soothing like that.
>CS:GO
cyka blyat
>>676838320
kekirano
>>676838320
>they chimp out
I kek'd, worth reading/10
>>676839006
Yeah! Im sooo bad at it tho... lol
>>676838320
Hah, thanks for the story.
>Chimp out
>>676838634
>>676838635
>>676838680
>>676839006
>>676839076
yay it was ok
I have another but i doubt it's as funny
Dus anyone know the anima Record of Lodoss War
God my job tires me mentally -_- what is everyone up to tonight?
Hey everybody turns out I finally slept, so I'm back not feelin tired. So how are you lot?
>>676839389
If you tell one I'll tell another. One of us is bound to get at least one kek.
>>676839360
kek just buy some cases, you'll be Global Elite in no time.
>>676839389
Let's hear it.
>>676839616
Just chilling on YouTube. What about you?
>>676839622
Feeling pretty good, how are you?
>>676840097
At work. Which is a 12-15 hour commitment usually. And it's already buggin' my nerves
Lol waifu threads help
>>676840097
I'm feeling pretty great today.
>>676840097
Yup. #skinsgetwins
>>676839622
Welcome back <3
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed
I'm gonna try and go to sleep now.
>>676841525
Goodnight anon
I need to stay up all night -_- work sucks.
Who's waifu would win in a fight?
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>676839642
>>676839642
last one
>same class
>couple of months later
>weight room again
>find out i'm kind of strong
>deadlifting
>I was trying to find my max
>I pick it up
>leg starts twitching a bit
>nigger that was watching points and laughs
>ask him if he wants to hold it
>he says yeah
>I know he can't pick it up (he was very skinny)
>so I tell him I'll hand it to him
>he says he needs to "get into position first"
>takes shoes off
>spreads his legs out really far
>i'm confused but I don't really care, he's a dick anyway
>hand it to him
>he strains and then drops it
>falls at the same time
>because he spread his legs really far it lands on his foot
>he goes to the nurse's office
>don't see him for a couple of days
>he comes back on crutches
>I don't talk to him after that
>never got in trouble
>mfw
>>676841525
night man, sleep well
>>676842085
Hello
Calling it a night there. Gotta wake up early.
Later everyone
>>676841525
Sleep well!
Killed 75 people and only got hit twice. His security needs some work.
>>676840475
Glad to hear it's helping you.
>>676840549
That's great, hope today was good.
>>676840664
Gotta get that elo rank up.
>>676841525
>>676842236
Goodnight you two
>>676842168
keked and rekted
>>676841955
Pretty much anyone's waifu in this thread could kick my hands ass.
>>676842236
Goodnight, buddy. Sleep warm and well.
>>676842434
Nice, new record?
I claim Chitoge!
>>676842823
Naw I've done more then that. Sadly
>>676842997
>>676832020
>>676838220
Plebs
>>676842997
Absolute shit tier
>>676842823
Juri and I would never hurt such an innocent hand.
>I say "we" because I guide her movements in matches(well, I used to.)
>You must train and become strong with your waifu
>>676842779
I've only been awake about five minutes since before I posted on this thread, also right now it's 4:54 so I only barely have began the day, but thanks for the sentiment.
>>676842997
claiming more than one waifu will ruin your laifu
plus they're both shit
>>676843685
>4:54
am/pm?
>>676842168
Alright then, let's see if this one holds up to standards.
>Be me.
>Be a lot younger than in previous story.
>Mom just got truck from friend that didn't want it anymore.
>Driving truck to dump with all of my family's trash in the back.
>Me and my mom smell something.
>Look back.
>TRASH IS ON FIRE.
>Immediately pull over, mom tells me to get the hell out of the truck.
>Notice my piggy bank is still in the truck.
>Run right back into FLAMING PICKUP TRUCK THAT'S PROBABLY ABOUT TO EXPLODE to get said piggy bank.
Still give my mom hell about driving truck that was on fire, still don't know what the hell I was thinking.
>>676843685
kek let me rephrase it. Hope you have a good day.
>>676843981
kek'd
Can I start the next thread?
>>676842779
One day... When im not so bad. lol
>>676843976
>only begun the day
>asking if that's pm or am
It couldn't possibly be PM cause that's evening, dipshit. Though, if he is saying its pm, than it just goes to show what losers anime fans are. Fawning over loser Japanese mens imaginations
Rumia claimed
>>676843976
Am
>>676844261
you to.
>>676844308
I'm enjoying Ant-Man, thanks for suggesting it.
>>676843507
>I'll get the highest PSI I can get if that's the case.
Awh, you think my hand's innocent? All the things it's been through so far it might as well be a hardened criminal.
>>676843144
Kek, forget that you've beaten the hell out of that game. Really don't have any other games to play?
>>676844721
I didn't suggest Ant-man
>>676844578
Thats cool. I mostly wake up at 2pm
>>676844308
Sure. HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY WILL START THE NEXT THREAD! There, now we won't have two of them like last time.
Claiming this hot momma
>>676844722
Willing to bet it's more innocent than Juri's feet.
>>676844475
That day will come. Is it the way the game controls that makes it hard? I've actually never played CS:GO.
>PS4fag
>>676844722
I'm kind of addicted to it. I don't want withdraws. jk
>>676845031
I wake up anywhere from 2am to 8pm. My sleep schedule is pretty bad.
>>676844934
Uhmm... it was 3 days ago, I can't remember.
I thought it was you, might of been Syndra.
>>676845435
From the look of that gif....yeah it is. Hand wouldn't hurt most flies. Hand's fairly innocent I suppose. Heh..
>>676845576
Kek, old habits die hard as they say. Hope you kick your addictions, brother.
>>676845977
I suggested The Machinist but you had already seen it.
Does anyone have the rules or should I just make stuff up
>>676846221
Hand is really lewd though
