The boys are trying for a baby.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The boys are trying for a baby.
>>676828248
Tell them they're fucking retarded.
The Gang Gets Pregnant
eisens a fucking faggot
WHY
WOULD
YOU
SAY
THAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQGTPShYHbU
besides you sound and look the gayest
Oh and in relation to that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXWDTb73AeE
FU
CKING
RUDE
DUDE
Didn't deny it though.
you made the bed, now lay in it bitch
shut up tay
go back to living inside chet's asshole where you belong
>tfw I could get fucked super easily if I did an online hookup
>tfw scared it'll be my life and not my ass that gets fucked
Jokes on you, it's cosy and has excellent wifi.
bgfdhfvb
>>676828989
lol, like go do it, if you dont you will never get sex.
i get gigabit through demos' pee pee
>>676828989
>Wanting sex
>>676828989
wow you're gay
you will never be in there
Don't even have to make my own tea and dinner, I can get used to this.
i just ate a lot of curry and i want to get buttfucked
who wants the curry sharts on their diq
>>676829568
who would be the pregnant one, demos or eisen
i think eisen
Eisen might get pregnant. He is less used up and more fertile because of it.
>>676829420
You're fucking welcome.
>>676828946
Every time you joke about it, I take out my anger on Tay's butt.
guys stop
>less used up
excuse me
bandages
demos would be, he's the ultra faggy one, especially considering eisen likes girls
He can't do anything of the sort, he has limp lady hands.
Less used up as in he's less like an old ruffed up cum-rag.
>>676830096
This coming from the person who hurt his hand trying to punch a chocolate egg open.
My pull-out game would be weak as fuck, lemme say that
>>676830466
I didn't hurt it, I just couldn't do it on the first go. It'd been chilled for a while, f u.
Feeding day tomorrow for my handsome boy.
nibi
I would never be a cum rag
I'd be a cum doily.
Demos would be my cum prince
>>676830594
there's got to be more o this. come on it could be so hot
>>676830888
checked
>>676830988
you too
>>676830733
daww
Everything degrades in quality with frequent use.
Would you rather have a crisp new apple or an apple thats banged up, dragged across the floor and stuffed in suggestible places a few times?
it has CHARACTER
i've only had sex once
>>676830675
> these lame excuses
Also I'm reading what you wrote right now. It clearly says you hurt yourself.
>>676831057
Right?
>>676831213
what are you guys talking about
i want the full scoop
>>676831200
i'm sorry
>Demos trying to pretend his butthole isnt prolapsed from frequent use.
>>676831234
I gotta say, ever since you started posting him more and more I got less and less terrified. In fact right now I find him downright adorable.
>Nibi trying to pretend I'm not sitting on my wonderfully intact anus right now
Who wants to be with someone that has no practice?
me
>>676831376
Tay hurt himself trying to punch a chocolate egg open yet accused me of having lady hands just now.
>>676831234
whats on the menu?
>>676831733
people who chase after virgins.
>>676831619
Who could ever be afraid of this little guy?
>>676831820
in what universe do you punch chocolate eggs to open them
remind me again what galaxy tay is from
>>676831873
HAHA.
>>676831873
Jihadists?
>>676831869
Crickets. And if he doesn't go for the cricket I'll try a superworm.
Literally ISIS
>>676831820
also
this picture is for you
>>676832331
this is the best picture
>>676832094
what is a super worm?
>>676832485
you can have it too
this hydrus thing is confusing
baby steps i guess
>>676832622
I have already taken it
>>676831950
I have pretty substantial arachnophobia so me, as long as he doesn't crawl directly on me we are cool.
>>676831991
don't ask me why, I can't imagine teaching someone how to sex would be fun. I think those people are usually tops though so they want the super tight ass/vag.
>>676832048
yea, they apparently want 40 of them or whatever the number is. Only thing is they would only get to use them once, after they are used they are no longer virgins and then no longer usable for it.
>>676831991
Loads of people do it. Or smack them against the table or the floor.
No idea where Tay comes from. I bet it's full of cuties though.
>>676832331
Too kind. I'll take all pictures of cats or dogs in clothing. Or any cat pictures.
>>676832555
Hunnibuns said 'no' to filming.
Who would want something someone else used?
>Order 5 dollar hamburger
>"Im sorry sir but you will have to settle for this half eaten Burger from the previous customer"
>>676832930
I have a substantial folder of dogs wearing hats
if i give it to tay will you be able to receive it from him
>>676833147
well can i watch? like sit in the room?
>>676833362
Hunnibuns says 'yes'.
>>676833323
That bait is poor.
Tay's butt will suffer the consequences.
>>676833489
hng ok!
>>676831343
>incest
that's just plain wrong
>>676828989
>"Could get fucked super easily"
Never heard that one before
>>676833555 (checked)
Shucks, you saw through my ruse.
Hey maybe he'll thank me. Maybe he's into that stuff.
>>676833555
that hawaiian shirt is criminally underszied
poor puppy
>>676832930
You just need the one punch and initial break then you can pick at it, fucko.
>>676833592
Hunnibuns says 'tops can join the fun'.
>>676834181
im in
>>676833953
We both know the answer to that.
You son of a bitch you actually gave him the folder. I want those dog pictures.
>>676833960
He suffers for his fashion.
>>676834023
But even that was too much for you. Maybe you should have tried the alternatives instead of hurting yourself.
>>676834611 (checked)
that's not what you said a moment ago.
Moar spider
>>676834611
MINE NOW.
this thread has given me ptsd
>>676834764
What is, specifically?
>>676834798
GIVE.
>>676834938
I wanna cuddle him but he would take one look at me and go ew
>>676835005
>That bait is poor.
YOU DIN BELIEVE ME
>>676835005
No.
>>676835337
No, he'd take one look at you and scream, then go ew.
So second look.
from what trauma even
>>676835491
yeah my bad
Avery come do my math homework for me.
Its sad that I could look at this and think, "meh". Not disgusted nor turnt on...
>>676835682
your bad indeed
>>676835960
>turnt on
Demos, I was right the other day; you truly are an awful person.
>>676835441
Just you wait for when I next see you.
>>676835901
what is the topic
do you want to know how many pictures are in that folder
1339
>>676836041
Yes turnt, the past tense of turn because I wrote that in the past with no knowledge of the future
>>676836578
turnt is not a real word
Damn that's a lot of doggies.
>>676836578
I have never seen "turnt" used as the past tense of "turn".
>>676836051
Gonna be a fun weekend, then.
it can be
>>676836344
Differential calculus
>>676837034
meh
>>676836578
Turnt is slang, unrecognized as in official word, what you meant is 'turned' you degenerate
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Tiny-Hats-Cats-Adam-Ellis/dp/0751557250
>>676837070
Yeah that's about how I feel. It's not difficult but I am feeling particularly not up to doing anything tonight. I am also dreading the group work I am required to do tomorrow.
>>676836791
>>676836920
Wait seriously, shit...
>>676834329
Hunnibuns wants to spitroast me.
>>676837224
>group work
how horrifying
>>676837188
I'm not buying it for you.
>>676837001
You don't even know the half of it.
>>676837326
yesssss
>went to a party about 6 months after becoming single
>lonliness and depravity lured me towards trap/sissy porn
>twink fuckin hits on me
>not actually put off by guys, and it was a nice feel when drunk
>invite him to mine a couple weeks later
>share wine
>he's not so used to drinking
>we had 3 bottles
>i drank two he had the other
>did everything that doesnt include the asshole
>i wasnt actually that into it
>dissapointment.jpg
>eventually he heads home
i used to get off to the idea of a twink so fuckin hard and these threads were the shit, and now i cant even look a this shit without losing my boner.
feels bad man. should've left it as a fantasy.
