Waifu thread. >I still don't have the rules Not like
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Waifu thread.
>I still don't have the rules
Not like I expect anyone to follow the rules anyways, you hardcore rebels
>>676825773
kagami claimed for eternity
>>676825773
PARTY HARD FUCKERS
>Most lovely magical girl claimed.
"Wars may be fought with weapons, but they are won by men. It is the spirit of the men who follow and of the man who leads that gains the victory" - George S. Patton
Yui Claimed
>>676825396
>true animes
King of the Hill best anime
>>676825490
>big tiddies
mah nigga
Loli with big tiddies better.
>>676825614
Prinz Eugen was the best cruiser.
Who /NEET/ here? Feelsbadman.
>>676824980
Galko, we meet once again!
>>676824836
Friendo, hello.
>>676824831
I've been seeing you alot, hello!
>>676824814
How was work, Konata?
>>676824561
Saw you earlier, Hello.
>>676824277
Homura-anon, saw you yesterday! Hello.
>>676825341
Hello, Kagami-anon.
>>676825152
Seen you earlier, hello.
>it is i, utsu-anon with a new waifu!!
>fuck
>>676825451
I know you. love me
>>676824028
>notice me intensifies
>>676825773
If you want, I can do the next thread.
Sup? Still lurking
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>Emi a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
There's the rules
>Yes I wrote the Emi rule
Hi guise
Ayy
Days without anon waifu: 7,272 and counting
>claimed
>>676825759
One day kek
>>676825811
Sorry Miho
;-;
Miho claimed
claiming red time force ranger
>>676825773
i always followed the rules!
i habe a cancer
>>676826099
Hello dubs
>>676826175
Sup, ruby-dank.
>>676826307
>filename
>>676826059
not completely but i live like one
Night fuckers
>>676826312
Your waifu looks like a POP bobble head
Holo claimed
~awoo
>>676825980
Hello again Kagami, you're pretty fast
Milinda claimed.
>>676826251
You're still a meany head.
gotta quit these cigs
>>676826454
goodnight frankenberry, sleep tight
>>676826430
I'm all for Junko enoshima being a regular in these threads. 10/10 waifu.
I only claimed her like 3 times before switching to Marie Rose
>>676826361
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbt61vcAkG0&ab_channel=TooDamnFilthy
ey b0ss
How's the night going everyone?
>Best idol claimed
>>676826470
that's why she's so adorable!!
>>676826099
Hello
>>676826361
b0ss
>>676826210
Has 4chan been around for close to 20 years already?
Obligatory claim.
>>676826807
Tired as fuck already and it's only 10
Yeah
>>676826514
hello ms awoo, it mostly 'cause i don't have much going on
>>676826912
it's how long I've been around
>>676826932
Hi Handman
>>676826605
Are you smoking heavily?
>>676826210
Don't worry, you'll find one
>>676826430
I often like to name my files in ridiculous ways
>>676826932
Hi hand
>>676826605
you should, i never started, so i don't know how it is
>>676827099
No "wow 3dpd" against handman
"3dpd EW" against my beautiful waifu
wat is this
>>676826912
ive been here for 9, and i dont know why i keep comin back. though i'm definitely on way less than i used to be. maybe a few times a week
>>676826713
I now love you.
>hugs all around
>>676826807
Can't deny that. Nico's a bitch imo
>>676826932
Hey hand-kun, how's the finger pointing, stocking watching, a-ok signing going along?
>>676827257
Me too, lmao
>>676827099
>sandman
>>676826807 worn out, i hate work
>>676826361
Ayy lmao
>>676826454
Gn!
>>676826569
;-;
>>676826514
Awoo~
>>676826807
Hi Maki!
>>676826932
Hi hand-kun!
>>676826785
>>676826862
so does 4chan in general hate filthy frank or not
ive seen him getting shit on a fair bit in youtuber threads
You guys are fucking fast!
>>676826059
Wish I was. I work to support my hobby, unfortunately...how do I become a NEET?
Obligatory claim 2.0
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>>676827099
Oh, okay. 8,711 days here.
>>676827389
the waifu threads are fun though!
>>676826453
What do you do?
>>676826605
I feel your pain, I've tried to quit 100+ times and I'm 18.
>>676827488
Who cares? I love his satire and he's only gotten better with time. Unlike H3H3. I fucking hate those niggers now.
>>676827503
Move back in with a family member.
>>676827389
ive only been on here for about a month :^)
>>676827488
Personally im not a sub and neither a hater. However most of the time i crawl into a vid of him he keeps me entertained til the end.
>>676827488
hello mugi chan!!
>>676827488
I like him. Too bad he never really makes good videos anymore. My personal favorite is the Olaf Ukelele thing.
Question for all of you,
everyone on this thread now (and later)
start a waifu pop idol band.
Who is the mascot?
Who is the Cheerleader?
Who is the Team Leader?
Who is the goofball,
and who is the one who make's advertisements of waifu ass.
>I'll answer it later, but I want to see what you all think.
>>676827661
fuck
>>676827841
About 2 years and a half.
>>676827297
I don't like being rude
>>676827398
That's why I say it
>>676827488
he's okay imo, his fanbase has more recently become garbage though
>>676827564
that's a lewd hand
>>676827701
cool
>>676827239
like half a pack a day. i smoke more if i dont have bud
Sakuya claim for best female Dio.
>>676827389
Come in while your drinking. It'll make you feel better. I feel quite open to talking about anything at this point. The only difficult thing is the captchas. I don't know how to find lakes, grass, or mountains.
>inb4 home address
>inb4 ssn
hi how are you people?
New York City graffiti is dank man, anyone else in a street art appreciation mood?
>>676827906
Wait what
>I'm confused
>>676828062
Hello
>>676826964
Get some rest anon, I took a bomb-ass nap earlier you won't regret it.
>>676827398
top kek
>>676827449
Sucks to here. Hopefully you're relaxing now.
>>676827455
Hey Prinz, how was your day?
>>676827488
He's pretty funny imo
>>676827906
Sakuya Izayoi is the leader.
Parsee Mizuhashi is the mascot
Neo is the Cheerleader
Ruby is the goofball.
Sadistic goddess of fighting perfection claimed.
>>676827297
hand-kun is a staple of the community
>>676827453
Nice melon
>>676827488
I enjoy his content, it's the kind of stuff i'd do with my friends
>>676827984
Dio doesn't love you
Aight, gonna have a meal and then bed, brb everyone o/
>>676827943
I can relate... i used to smoke only weed but when i started working i couldn't anymore... so i started smoking cigs :|
>>676827906
Of course I'm the cheerleader!
Mugi is the goofball
The team leader is hand-kun
And the mascot is Tenryuu
>>676828062
Good! You?
>>676828123
Pretty good!
>>676827783
>fuyukai-desu
Half of my family would never support me, and the other half think I'm dead. That wouldn't work.
>>676828062
I'm pretty fucked up, have been for the last couple (6) or so days.
>>676828113
What part, Galko-chan?
>>676827783
Im in the military, not for long, but for right now
>>676827099
Hey man, how goes it?
>>676827257
Heyo, friendo. Doing good?
>That filename
>My wrists
>>676827398
Bunch of stuff that hands were created to do? Great, going great man. Thanks for asking.
You?
>>676827455
Hey buddy! What's up?
>>676827564
L-lewd....
Up to anything right now, Miho?
>>676826454
Goodnight, buddy. Sleep warm and well.
>>676826569
Tats told me to say that he said hello, by the way, forgot to mention, Miho.
>>676828198
Welcome back, friendo.
>>676828276
p good, will leave soon to read tho
>>676828198
>>676828108
I've always really liked street art/graffiti. Mainly because you get a chance to look at art outside of a museum, for free. I live in Texas so graffiti and such are pretty rare.
>>676828375
Not too well, I'd say imo.
>>676827869
hi
>>676827783
oh yeah i guess no one actually cares
>i like h3h3
>not this gay ass drama shit though
>>676827858
i love him
>no homo
>>676827905
yeah his video have taken a slight decline in quality but i still like them all the same
>>676827907
oh yeah 99% of his fanbase is garbage
>>676828123
i love the fucked up humor of the show
>ok i think i got them all
>>676828312
I don't even know
>my brain isn't functioning very well right now
>>676828375
I'm tired, I'm sick, but I'm happy.
>>676828312
> couple
> (6)
And boo fucking hoo
>>676827455
Ah and thank you for the greeting, by the way.
>Best goth waifu claimed
>I'm a little drunk
>>676827745
this is actually the first time (well these last few threads, you know what i mean) i've ever participated in a waifu thread. i usually ignore them lol. not because i hate them or anything, just never felt like goin in one
>>676827389
Heil fellow old/newfag.
Been here since 08.
My sweet, darling waifu.
>>676828375
Just the normal.
There a meany
>>676828558
how are you doing?
>>676828205
Good, I wouldn't want him to love me.
>>676828375
Nothing much, just playing the division. Yourself?
>>676828407
Ooh okay! What are you gonna be reading?
>prinz
>>676828286
Then get a rich bf/gf.
>>676828339
How'd you get sucked into that?
Still here. Just been lazy and decided to lurk.
What's everyone listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4&ab_channel=reptileman117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bneGQhUNEGM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-easd8oobE
>>676828375
Thanks Hand. How has your night treated you?
>>676828425
>You really get around huh Ms. P
>>676828558
I really used to like Filthy Frank, Pink Guy/Pink Omega raps and stuff, he's just lost his flair for me.
>>676828708
>still not on that fucking list
>>676828045
i actually just started to get drunk. ive been smokin some herb as well. might be the reason i finally went in a waifu thread haha
>>676828611
Cute when you're drunk anyway.
>>676828708
mhm, it's a book about politics in my country so...
And it's in french
:^)
>>676828614
well glad that you decided to show up! its always nice to have new people in here!
>>676828669
pretty good
i have an orthodontist appointment tomorrow though
>>676828897
Hand-kun x Stocking-kun coming soon, I hope??
>tell me release date and what site
>>676828375
I'm doing well Handman I hope you are too
>>676828549
I never really understood why street art is illegal, as long as it's not vulgar or on anything too important it seems fine
>>676828585
aren't you a ray of sunshine
>>676828611
I expect great posts
>>676828703
Heretic
>>676828708
You add to it yet?
>>676828614
yeah, i've only started posting in these this past weekend, i love it though
Am I a pedo?
I'm hungry and I want to go out to get food, but I don't know where to go.
It's 10:20pm, so my choices are WaWa (road-side convenient store where you can get chips, sandwiches, etc) or fast food.
>>676828832
What do you mean? Juri is Pauling's one and only.
>>676828595
You're welcome! I hope you enjoy these threads As much as I do!
>>676828858
Kek, you'll have to ask Galko
>>676828898
Oh.. Enjoy?
Claimed
>>676828198
Heyo Juri.
>>676828276
Glad to hear, hope you have more days like that.
>>676828558
The humor, the raps, the satire.
>Kekilicous
>>676828773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNG_lFShmkE
>>676828858
ive watched enough of his videos to see that hes not really the same anymore but imo its just "different"
>>676829113
>>676828758
you know those situations where you don't wanna let somebody down, that was one of them
Moral of this thread: claim a waifu as soon as you possibly can. if you don't you'll be stuck with a crappy ass one like me.
Forgot to take a pic of the tacos. They were fucking cumdidilyocious though. Damn
I'm back now, hog breeders
This is my wife. Now check out these repeating digits.
>>676827906
Stocking is mascot
I'm cheerleader
Handman is leader
Mugi is goofball
Atago does the last thing
Did I do it right
>>676828611
Hey Stocking
>>676828585
T-Thanks, anon-kun!
>blushes
>>676828113
add soon??
>>676829305
I agree lmao
>>676829113
not at all, i like her meatball hair
>>676829394
You did it. You did it. You did it. Yay.
>spanish
>>676829053
Nah Stocking is devoted to Noire anon.
I doubt it'll happen
>>676829060
I don't make em, Galko does
>>676829113
Not at all! Welcome to the threads!
>Akariiiin
>>676829276
Ah same to you!
>>676829367
Fucking Kek'd.
>>676829382
DID YOU FILL THEM
>>676829392
Close enough
>>676829533
They're not meatballs they're missiles
>>676829164
>Big fat Atago tiddies
It's alright, as long as you know who you belong to.
>>676829400
Pauling said she would work on it too
>I'm not in the right state of mind right now
>>676829392
Hello
>>676829626
Build a wall
>>676829342
What country do you live in? War is just stupid, I think the UN should draw troops from all over the world and not let people have a military. Then they could just fuck terrorists and dictators up. That sucks tho
We can all agree on Stocking being the mascot
I'll be our cheerleader
>>676829060
He threw a bus at me when I was out shopping! Then he had the nerve to say he likes me before throwing me into the bus. It's unforgivable.
>>676829650
shes a cyborg!?
>>676829394
>goofball
im ok with this
>galko is cheerleader
;^)
>>676828773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oCPNMZuWwI
>>676828973
haha thanks! i think i might come in these a bit more often when i see them
>>676829096
yea its fun, you have good taste in waifu's. other 2 i woulda considered was yuuko or rei from NGE. but man konata is just perfect in every way, she's been my waifu before i knew what waifus were
>>676828611
Heya Stocking. Always fun when you're drunk~
>I need some drinks too. No more beer at home
>Sad
>>676829781
I'll be the new Donald Trump, for these miserable countries.
>>676828339
I'm thinking of joining the Navy, just because they'll support my lifestyle better than I can on my own. What bran...oh wait not everyone's from US, huh?
>>676828758
And cheat on my waifu?! How appalling!
>>676828773
Rubyy, it's been over three hours. It's good to see you again. Currently listening to:
https://youtu.be/CJJcYPC23Yw
>>676829193
If I could just keep a conversation for a little while. Everyone seems sort of...fast-paced.
>>676829465
Bunny waifu is still here...
>>676828551
Why's that, man?
>>676828567
Damn, don't want to get some sleep? Glad you're with us either way, buddy.
>>676828651
Glad to hear it, man. Kek, I'm sure he isn't being too mean.
>>676828708
Oh yeah, how is the Division? Curious on what it's like or what even the fuck it is.
Doing pretty great, thanks for asking.
>>676828773
Happy to see you lurking, man.
>Nothing, boring as fuck.
>>676828832
It's been good, thanks for asking, man. Few things that are getting to me but they'll sort themselves out I hope.
Your night going well?
>>676829060
I'm glad to hear that, buddy. I'm doing well myself, thank you so much!
>>676829382
Welcome back, friendo.
all I ever need
If you owners of dope dicks couldn't tell. I'm drunk.
>it's been like 2 days since I got drunk last. Stop judging
Real quick question
If you rape a hooker, would you be charged for theft
>>676829975
Fug. No NEET life for you :(
>>676829788
seriously, honestly if everyone was a good person, united states...
>>676829758
But she made me.
>>676829842
Sounds like you should've
caught the bus
https://youtu.be/isrF__5gdII
My one and only.
>>676828897
Awh, you'll make me blush
>>676829060
If you're expecting lewd then no can do
I did that whilst drunk before and it ended pretty badly
>>676829394
Hi Galko!
How are you doing today?
>>676829650
I swore myself to Noire!
I would never cheat on her...
>>676829801
M-me?!
R-really?
>>676829938
Hi Ruby!
Glad you like me being drunk hehe~
>no erp though
>I'm devoted to Noire
>>676830229
What did you steal? Her virginity?
>>676829650
Here's to happy days!
>>676829903
>i might come in these more often
we all enjoy your company! :)
btw Konata is probably my 2nd favorite character in Lucky Star
>i just have some thing for Hiyori
>>676829903
yeah, i just like kagami 'cause she's me
>>676830345
Me too, the world makes me sick.
Gonna hit the sack, good night anons.
>>676829865
>pure face of disgust and confusion, not able to be used by any normal waifu, but a super amazing purple haired missile fueled waifu.
>>676830012
How's the movie? Is it good?
>>676830132
Ok well, this is gonna be pretty long so bare with me
I shoved something so far up into my ass, I couldn't feel my ass anymore.
>inb4 edgy
Laugh if you want, dont care imo
I know why I did it, but I just dont
Friends are horrible, I think they're just away, busy, but my mind is flooding with negative thoughts, which I would usually be able to cope with.
I feel this feeling in my chest, a feeling that you get when something bad happens, or your sad, but it's constant.
I just don't like doing anything I enjoy anymore, I keep trying to hurt myself painlessly, but I'm a pussy so I can't.
The only things I do all day, is post on these waifu threads and watch youtube, not really "hobbies"
But yeah, enjoy. Diagnose me, try to atleast.
>>676830631
Night.
>>676830463
I feel like shooting you for that half ass response.
>>676829276
>Gorillaz
My negro
>>676829893
Great shit dude. Dead Kennedys is a classic
>>676829975
Hey Mirai. Sorry for the long wait. I'll probably lurk till bed. Just had some stuff happen.
>I'm fine dont worry.
Joining the Navy eh? Im waiting for USMC Bootcamp. Navy is pretty solid though. They got it good
>>676830132
Always happy to be here
>>676830525
I always like you drunk~
>Promise
>I wont take advantage heh
>>676830229
Nope, you would be charged for rape. Nobody would overthink something that hard.
>>676829903
i would also pick konata if kagami didn't exist
>>676830132
I hope they do, it's unfitting for a nice hand like yourself to be feeling the blues.
>>676830132
It's only 9:30 here
>>676829893
Thanks
>i feel like I made good choices
>>676830525
I'm in a really good mood for some reason
>>676830598
and i love konata because she's me. she even knows all the MMO lingo, i fucking looooooove long hair and blue hair. and shes just so damn small and cute. i was in 7th grade in 2006 so shes technically older than me lol. but yea, shes prefect in every aspect. i'de love to see 22 year old konata
mmmm ice cream
>>676831081
if only...i guess we could dream
>>676830978
i still love me some kagami and so does my waifu
>>676830926
I should hope not!
I'm a married lady heh
>>676831064
Oh yeah?
Sometimes I just feel really happy for some reason
Even though I'm really not
>Stocking~
who's baking the bread?
>>676831064
>9:30
central US right?
im east coast
>Mugi
>>676831324
lewd!
>>676831716
Yeah, Texas
>it's shit
>Galko
>>676830525
Kek, nothing wrong with that. Cute when you blush anyways, go right ahead.
>>676830692
Not going to diagnose you with something like you're crazy. Feel like that daily.
Yeah, I do the same thing daily. Just start overthinking everything and your anxiety gets the best of you. We're here for you man, I wouldn't pull that sort of stuff on you. Always free to talk and relax here with us.
>I feel this feeling in my chest
Yeah, that's anxiety, man. Just got to power through that, might be better off taking a medication for it if it's really hindering your ability to function. But I don't want ya becoming dependent on anything. Just try doing some breathing exercises and etc. Try working out too, helps flush all of that out of your system and helps you feel great.
>I just don't like doing anything I enjoy anymore
You might just be in a rut man, find out what satisfies you. Seek out different hobbies if they're not making you happy anymore, explore the possibilities.
Glad we could have you here man, seem like a really nice guy.
>hand
NEW THREAD WHEEN??????????
>>676831855
>Texas
>shit
have a friend that gets hard over talking about texas
>>676832250
>>676832137
oh boy
