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Ask a guy who went to prison anything
>>676825772
how was your day
what kind of milk tastes the best?
>>676826148
Boring as fuck
>>676825772
how long, your crime.
how was the food?
>>676826269
Choc
Did you get fought quickly into your sentence. If yes, did the fighting stop or did it happen again.
>>676826296
4 years 1st deg assault
Food sucked
>>676825772
see any fights?
is it true all the "bad guys" in there think they are smart when they are actually half retarded?
>>676825772
do you live in a prison for ants?
>>676825772
Did you get raped inside?
>>676826507
Fought a nigger over a piece of chicken
>>676826536
example:
>we run this shit on respect
>cus my daddy didnt respect me
>i got no respect
>respect me though
Why did you save the thumbnail?
>>676826640
Alright is this fake?
>>676825772
Why were you in prison, and for how long. Also were you guilty?
>>676826613
No raping
To many fags giving it up free
>>676826729
Not fake
Do the movies do jail right? Or is better, or worse, than the Hollywood depiction?
>>676826804
i bet you had it made in there!
>4 years for assault
was it a woman? sounds like it
>>676826746
Already said..
Yes I was guilty
>>676826509
You kidding me? When I was at Kilby Correctional, the food was pretty good. Chicken every Sunday, sausage patties the size of your head!
Did you have any privacy for anything? Did you jerk off? How about shitting, did you have to do it out in the open?
>>676826993
Nothing like the movies..
It was worse
>>676827162
give us some stories.
>>676827025
Was a dude
I shot him
>>676827162
Can you give an example?
>>676827042
Not to mention Freaky Fridays, when we turned ShowTime on and watched porn til 100am
>>676825772
nice thumbnail faggot
>>676827233
Fucking story is it smelled like fags and niggers
was it like oz?
How and how often was the word "boss" used?
>>676827271
How'd you get out of attempted murder?
>>676827321
Haha. Freaky Friday in Bibb county was a bunch of fags dancing
Did you get off for good behavior?
>>676827425
Nah.. Oz would be a fed prison
I was in state
>>676827542
>fags
you werent callin em that when they were sucking your dick, princess!
>>676827532
Plea bargain
You shiv anyone while you were in?
>>676827641
I got out on SRP
Supervised release program
>>676827542
Lol Bloody Bib. You see Donald Stacey up there boy?
>>676827732
k so explain what caused you to be incarcerated
describe the assault
>>676827542
At Millhaven Institution we played settlers of catan on Fridays. As is jail in Ontario.
>>676827831
Shiv?
>>676827860
Did you learn how to give people interesting information while you were in there?
>>676827860
Don't know him
They got 2000 inmates there
>>676827947
Stab. Shank.
>>676826804
So you got plenty of action?
Prison ain't tough really. Not OP but it's tougher if you're black or anything aged under 22. Lots if respect there, lots of please and excuse me. Never had any problems.
>>676828037
I seen a few but I didnt
>>676828010
We got smartphones in there man. Like 4 That I knew of. One item, 5 minutes on phone.
>>676827897
That doesn't look like a question faggot.
>>676828039
I'm not gay
>>676827271
You do realice your life is pretty fucked? I meant like getting a job you'll have to compete against inmigrants
>>676828230
All in all while you were inside you kept your hands clean? Good man.
>>676828282
can you explain the assault?
theres your fuckin question mark, jail bird
>>676828272
True.. Phones everywhere in c4
>>676828310
>I didn't participate in all the hardcore gay sex
Sure, OP.
>>676828311
Not true I work construction and no one gives a fuck about felonys
>>676828439
Let Michael Jordan find that fucking phone. His ass still up there, old and crackhead skinny. He's a solid dude though. Funny motherfucker, to Bibb County anon
>>676828404
Wasn't my response fucknut
I shot a doucebag fag like you
>>676828568
Wishbone!
>>676825772
You white?
Did your asshole got stretched out?
>>676828568
Haha>>676828664
Fuck mj and his twitching eye haha
>>676828699
lol sounds like you belong in prison
no doubt you thought you were a big scary person when you said that!
i deal with faggots like you on a daily basis bitch
>>676828836
Ay Bitch! Ayyyyyy!
>>676828836
MJ cant wait to fuckin meet you.
>>676828924
Thats no to both, or just being white?
>>676828793
If you managed to get raped in prison, you weak af.
>>676829006
Met him at kilby
>>676829006
That was my MJ impression. Yelling at me from the rec area tower.
>>676829118
To many people go to prison gay
>>676827032
Story?
>>676825772
Is tupac dead?
What are the odds a few people in Bama meet up on 4chan and talk about prison. Me Kilby Dorm H 22B
>>676829366
he wont tell us.
prob beat the shit out of his old lady and she ran her mouth.
AMERICA!!!
>>676829280
MJ calls everyone a crackhead
ctrl F
look for the word joint
not found
entire thread is fake and full of bullshit
real prisonfag here
>>676829458
lol if you wanna fuckin be around people that are likeminded just join a gang you fuckin nigger
>>676829450
Far as I know yes
>>676825772
Did your knees touch your elbows?
>>676826536
Screw here.
This is true.
Jail is just junkies these days, though. Seem to think the way to become a badass is by getting hep C and filling their liver with chalk.
>>676829481
Saw him club the shit outta 2 black kids that fucked with em. He didn't show up for work for a few weeks after that
>>676829471
No I shot a faggot who thought he was tough
>>676829686
Haha
>>676829569
Hey dude, i don't fuck up anymore and I ain't no nigger nigger.
>>676829690
lol
if he only thought he was tough then why didnt you just beat him up, Mike Tyson?
cus you're a fucking little girl,
bitch
>>676829866
I'd make you wash my draws bitch
>tfw I was in a rehab center for 2 months for not paying taxes and lived the NEET life and could shitpost on 4chan everyday
Also I live in canada
>>676828699
Why you shoot him?
>>676830046
That's a aiight job if you ain't got any money on books.
>>676829690
Let's hear about it
>>676830178
I shot him because I was out of my mind on Xanax tbh
where did you spend the last few years of your life?
>>676830208
greentext that shit
>>676830193
If you washing draws you getting paid with dick haha
>>676829458
Never been to prison but am an alabamian
>>676825772
What did you do for the talent show?
>>676825772
Is Fury going to be a viable PvP spec in Legion?
>>676830086
Canadafags are treated like royalty apparently in jail
>>676830377
>>676830444
Nice trips.. I'm from hsvegas
>>676830601
Birmingham
>>676830444
Huntsville here
>>676828699
Please either get psychiatric help or go back to prison asshole this is real life and ppl values depends of socialand career skills
>>676830745
So you know all about Bibb
>>676830779
I like how a prison thread low key became an Alabama thread. I love my state
>>676830841
>>676830870
Bloody Bibb ain't as bloody as it used to be is it?
>>676830906
No shit haha.. I hate this state tho
>>676830906
Roll Tide fellow Huntsvillian. Mason Court blows!
>>676830870
No like i said I've never been to prison. But I am from Alabama
>>676830994
It is in summer time
>>676831166
Now I gotta relive the Montgomery heat cutting that grass on Custody Squad everyday... Last year's summer blew ass
>>676831121
I grew up in Terry hieghts Union drive
>>676830046
you didnt answer my question. i guess what i said before was right.
>is it true all the "bad guys" in there think they are smart when they are actually half retarded?
oh dont get mad man! its only 4chan. dont go out and shoot someone!
>>676831353
Aint no AC in bibb
>>676831361
I wanna say that's by Jordan Ln?
>>676830779
Also Huntsville, use to live in Birmingham and god I miss it.
>>676831473
Bad guys are retarded
Sorry trying to answer everyone
>>676830431
maybe if you're in a unit with a bunch of hillbillies or monkeys.
laundry is prob a legit job.
>>676831548
Birmingham is awesome man God I love it here
>>676831489
None at Kilby either. And fuck those old bitches cutting the giant fan off when they get cold for breakfast back to beds.
>>676828699
What'd say about me, bitch? I'll have you know I've
>>676830500
HAHA WHAT
>>676831496
In between Mason CT and northwood
>>676830585
I wouldn't say royalty but from what I hear americans have it worse. But Harper fucked up a lot of our shit.
>>676831665
I fucking know man. Al's on 10th Ave is the fucking shit. I really wanna move back.
>>676831680
Yea only pedos get AC
>>676829690
>paid fag to suck my dick
>afterwards he told me it was 5 extra because i didn't tap his head before i nutted
>told him i didn't have another 5
>he beat me like the bitch i am
>i shot him
>>676831774
Grew up off Pulaski Pike by Luckys. Now stay off Bob Wallace
how hard did you cry in front of the judge white boy haha
>>676831937
Cool story bro
if someone tried to rape you would you run away hard and take the beating or let the rape happen?
>>676831937
Haha
>>676831821
Do you remember that little hole in the wall hotdog place near the mccwane center fuck it was "Pete's Famous Hotdogs" or some shit like that that was the best damn hotdog ever
>>676831937
actually surprisingly accurate.
no guns in prison huh?
>>676831937
how could anyone doubt this is the truth
>>676832188
Sneaky petes
>>676831937
Damn, that really happened?
>>676832188
the only petes famous hotdog i know is Peter North
not the guy you're asking by the way, excuse me
>>676832188
Goddamn yes I do remember. Its been gone for years now hasn't it?
>>676832355
No it wasn't the chain it lit looked like a hole in the wall no tables and looked like it prob had a shitty health rating but no one cared cus the hot dogs were so good
>>676832361
Funny as it is..
No it didnt
Was it mostly blacks?
>>676832574
Yeah man he died and didn't tell no one the recipe how cliché right? But damn that was some good shit. Also fav part of town is five points where the Satan fountain is. Got my tattoo at cloud nine over there
>>676832281
Fuck no
They found a bullet once and locked us down for a week
>>676832583
Was it by Carraway Hospital on Finley blvd? In the black as fuck side of town
>>676832833
No. Due to meth the ratio is more even now
>>676828103
I have been in fights in every bar I've ever drank in except one, the seedy dive bar people try to avoid. And people say being savage is a bad thing.
>>676832979
I don't remember the last time I went was when I was too young to care about streets but it was like a street over from the McWayne Center
>>676832862
pic of tattoo
>>676832862
Oh man no. Cloud Nine is awful. Go to Nonstop Art, not far from Five Points and ask for Chad. Best artist in the state.
>>676830906
>Alabama
>>676825772
do they only have pics for ants in jail?
>>676833269
I live right by Bama Tattoos on Bob Wallace. They colored my prison tat there. Affordable and great
>>676833242
Dark and in bed don't care
>>676827730
underrated post
Got this sleeve inside
>>676825772
do all people who go to prison seem like aggressive dicks in personality?
>>676833709
is that a fuckin japanese symbol by your wrist
shit nigga
>>676833709
>Bio hazard symbol
That's what faggots got tattooed back when AIDS first came around.
>>676833722
No you humble yourself or fight all the time
>>676833851
Japanese? The biohazard ?
>>676833709
What does your tattoo mean?
>>676833963
Maybe but aids goes to limestone
>>676834144
that aint your wrist
>>676834212
"strength"
>>676834212
No meaning
>>676825772
How was the nigger dick?
>>676834351
Wtf are you talking bout I don't have any words or Jap shit
>>676834707
looks like it, right by the wrist, the part that looks like a 6 panel window
>>676834567
I wouldn't know
>>676825772
What will happen if you drop the soap?
>>676834888
I have flames on my wrist
Nice trips
>>676835348
You pick it up unless your scared
>>676835348
Nothing
>>676830302
Bullshit. Xanax is a benzo... otherwise known as a tranquilizer. Root word: tranquil; calm.
>>676835897
Obviously your not a addict
>>676825772
can you hold your shit in again yet or is your asshole still dilated and your rectum prolapsed?
>>676836083
After years of abusing Xanax you get mad really quick
>>676836083
obviously youre an idiot
op is a fag as usual
>>676836083
>your
you're m8, get it right it's an easy grammatical error to correct
>>676836252
Haha..
I'm not scared to fight so no one tried me like that
>>676836083
a benzodiazepine addict wouldn't go crazy and shoot somebody AFTER they got their fix... he said he shot a guy because he was "out of his mind on xanax"... the only time somebody who is addicted to xanax would be "out of their mind" is if they couldnt get their fix
>>676836363
Kill yourself grammer nazi
everyone here should watch the show "60 days" or whatever it is.
pretty good show. these random people get put undercover in jail for 60 days and noone knows they aint actually criminals and shit, its good. reality tv
>>676836536
Take 10 bars and tel me your in your right mind..
Fuck off
>>676825772
What about showers? Do you have to take shower with everyone?
>>676835461
Nope. Its jap symbol
Were you in with the Japanese triad?
>>676828310
>I'm not gay
you say that as if you have a point
>they rape the straightbois especially. how's that anus treating you?
>>676836775
so it wasnt because he thought he was tough?
wow, i hope you send his family flowers
>>676836775
10 bars and youre crawling on your knees and drooling, not "losing your mind" and shooting people... try again fuckwit
>>676836783
Yes.. But you never get in a shower right next to some one and you keep your back to the wall or get gunned>>676836954
>>676836954
Dude I ate bars for 8 years
10 aint shit
>>676836922
No he died of a overdose while I was inside
>>676837194
bars as in chocolate bars?
seriously hhough, why not get hooked on something good
>>676836505
>>>676836252 (You)
>wat
>>676836743
I'll check it out
>>676836891
There is no rape in prison
Did you have a cellmate?
>>676837194
Your argument is completely invalid. It doesn't matter how much tolerance you have for a tranquilizer, the bottom line is that it is still a tranquilizer. Take 10 doses of Xanax (a tranquilizer) and you don't suddenly launch into a rage and start shooting people, you mellow the fuck out and sit down. That's a medical fact.
OP is a lying faggot like always.
>>676836775
you're* in your right mind
>>676837365
I'm not a fat ass
Did you discover 4chan before, after, or during prison?
>>676837527
No cells at bibb
>>676837809
After.. I heard 4chan was the asshole of the internet
I heard right
>>676837194
Tolerance does not alter the chemical properties of a drug. A tranquilizer is a tranquilizer and it doesn't matter how long you've been abusing it for, it will have the same effects (you simply might need more if you've been abusing). Tranquilizers, by their very definition, do not drive people to lose their minds and launch into a violent rampage and start shooting people. They do exactly the opposite.
>>676837490
>There is no rape in prison
and there is no sex in the Champaign Room
>>676838000
You are a dumb fuck
>>676837490
>There is no rape in prison
oh, I remember this faggot OP from previous threads
>>676838047
True
>>676837490
so all that dick you took in the ass was consensual?
>>676838173
This is my first thread ..
>>676838159
Says the guy who is supposedly addicted to drugs.
Okay then bud.
>>676825772
How much did you weigh when you went in? How much when you got out?
>>676838321
Haha...
I never pitched or caught
>>676838631
Have you ever taken Xanax?
No but you will tell me huh
>>676838654
160 in 185 out
>>676827851
Might want to avoid 4chan bud
>>676839032
I'm not scared of /b/tards
>>676838931
Height? What were you lifting at when you went in vs when you completed your sentence?
>>676825772
did you have to align with a gang to keep your ass and mouth from being raped?
what gang?
>>676827851
stay the fuck away from /b/.
>>676839236
probably the keep your fuckin mouth shut and mind your business gang.
>>676839218
I didn't lift.. I ran a ticket getting fat haha
I'm 5'11
>>676838000
Not all people react to all drugs the same dipshit. Some take bath salts and chill, some eat others faces. Don't be so fucking dense.
Next you're going to tell us alcohol is a depressent so you can't be happy or violent?
>>676838173
>>676838846
No but I've been prescribed Valium (a different benzodiazepine; same type of drug; tranquilizer) for the last several years and I also study biochemistry and biomedical science at the University of Toronto so I know a thing or two about medications and their chemical effects on the human anatomy.
Tranquilizers, like Xanax, by their very definition, DO NOT send people flying into violet rages. That is a medical/scientific fact.
>>676839236
No but I had to pay to run a ticket
It paid for protection too
>>676839215
Not us fuckwit the people that are probably monitoring you
>>676839468
Get em
>>676839468
>literally does not understand the definition of "depressant"
>>676839710
>>>676839215
this.
and since your in america they'll throw your dumbass in the clink for no reason at all just to meet a quota or some shit.
>>676827393
Top kek because its true
>>676839646
Not OP but if you haven't taken Xans then you don't know what a blackout is like. Regardless of what you think you know, fact is that you actually don't know.
>>676825772
do they only let you save thumbnails in the pen?
>>676839710
Fuck em
>>676825772
how many inches did your anus grow?
>>676839646
Well maybe you should actually try the fucking drugs and not believe retarded text book shit written by other faggots who have never experienced the shit you spew.
That much of a benzo and you black out and are a different person. You sir, are a fucking idiot.
>>676839872
Literally you don't understand all people react to psychotropic substances differently. Dear lord, take a fucking psych class faggot.
Oh, and explain to me why meth calms those with ADHD while it make average people excitable.
>>676840006
You never took xans you admit..
But you know?
>>676840006
>medical doctors who have never been addicted to xanax don't actually know
>this is what uneducated addicts actually believe
>>676840314
I have. I'm not the student dude lol
>>676825772
Would you recommend that I go to prison to get an education? Im fairly large and strong, and Ii can fight, Im just poor.
>>676839692
>o run a ticket
what is "run a ticket"?
How are the guards there?
>>676840323
>>676840006
>I haven't forgotten months of my life at a time while abusing benzodiazepines
>I'm not a crazy violent excitable person while higher than fuck
Come. On. Your "beliefs" don't override my real life experience faglord.
>>676840491
I know
I was talking to Dr faggot
>>676840541
Mostly niggers
>>676840280
>implying chemically altering substances have anything to do with individual psychology
Also, methamphetamine doesn't "calm" people with ADHD, it's chiral opposite, branded as "Desoxyn" is SOMETIMES (very, VERY rarely) used to treat those suffering from extreme cases of ADHD where all other avenues have been exhausted.
Learn about chirality and maybe you'll understand that methamphetamine isn't actually used to treat anything.
>>676840798
>>>676840541
>Mostly niggers
hope they beat the living shit out of you
>>676840536
A sports spread ticket
>>676840527
Do it
>>676840280
>take a fucking psych class
oh god, my sides
psychology is a heavily subjective and inexact science which has nothing to do with the brain's chemistry
kill yourself
>>676825772
is the soap dropping stuff true?
>>676841013
Followup question, what would get me 5-10?
>>676840961
They did not
>>676841008
english faggot.
are you saying you paid for the right to be a bookie in jail?
>>676841206
armed robbery
>>676840959
Except I have ADHD and have taken desoxyn and it is exactly the same as fucking adderall. It affects me like opiates affect others while opiates make me stimulated.
I've also done every drug imaginable and i can tell your uneducated naive impressionable ass someone blacked out on benzo is a fucking zombie. I can be chill one moment and violent as fuck the next.
Sorry, but anecdotal experiences of the last decade of my life trumps your textbook "knowledge"
>>676840961
mfw I realized shit isn't living
>>676841375
Should it be loaded?
>>676840624
My beliefs don't override anything. My years of education and the decades of medical research conducted by highly trained medical doctors override your personal anecdotes that cannot be confirmed.
>>676841477
yeah always have your robbery loaded
i wouldnt though.
>>676825772
What happens if you constantly throw your shit at officers?
>>676841304
You got to pay to be able to play...
>>676841375
This is the best route to go if your being serious
>>676841131
>mental disorders aren't real
>the human experience is universal
if you weren't completely retarded you'd realize these things already. Humans are self-aware dipshit. We all are all unique and react differently to stimuli and psychotropics to some extent.
I'm violent when blacked out on "tranquilizers," and I'm not even OP. You are just beyond naive.
is that you, joe gibbons?
>>676841378
>anecdotal experience trumps scientific fact
jesus fucking christ.
what do biracial inmates in there do
like what groups do they join
Was sucking cock behind the park bench worth it?
>>676825772
Why is the picture so damn tiny
>>676841484
Education and knowledge are totally different
>>676841484
You're on 4chan no one believes you. Go to reddit
>>676841378
>desoxyn is the same as adderall
It isn't.
>methamphetamine is the same as adderall
It isn't.
>>676841593
You get your head caved in with a oak stick I would imagine
>>676841638
>
explain it to me like I'm stupid.
>I'm stupid
you pay to be able to bet? or you ran the book?
>>676841477
Make sure you have 2 guns and fire a few shots but don't hit anyone
>>676841721
When you are telling me my experiences are impossible you are wrong and it is not a "fact", it is a false hypothesis, as proven by me.
The only "fact" here is you are a fool if you think a blacked out person on benzos only chills on a couch and can't do insanely violent acts out of character.
>>676841823
>this is what high school dropouts actually believe
>>676841583
Well if I did would I get time to get job training?
>>676841908
Feels exactly the same. In a blind test no user could tell you which is which. Maybe you should try them and stop spouting "facts"
>>676841820
Fuck I don't know
>>676841994
I dont trust this answer
>>676842110
>In a blind test no user could tell you which is which
Citation needed.
>>676842036
When your education teaches you false ideas then it is.
>>676841988
I ran the book
You have to pay guards and inmates to be able to run it
Literally Just kill yourself you criminal piece of shit scum. You are worthless and I hope you die alone you non white piece of trash.
>>676842231
Me. I've taken hundreds of mg's of adderall and smoked meth. Shit is the same desu.
Your textbooks are shit.
>>676825772
How was the anal?
>>676842110
You realize these studies are conducted in a medical environment where professionals observe a map of your brain activity/chemistry, right?
They don't need to take them. They give the drugs to a test subject and literally observe and record exactly what is happening in your brain.
>>676842036
Plenty of successful people didn't finish high school
You don't necessarily need a diploma to be smart, but it helps later on
Not been to prison but did about 18 days for DUI
>>676842392
Sounds like you need a hug
>>676842169
The extra gun doesn't need to be loaded
>>676842407
Not in this convo, but yeah, speed is speed. The only diff here is who is selling it.
>>676842670
I really do
>>676842483
If you actually did research you'd know that medical literature says the opposite and agrees with me. Its dose related, the only real difference are subtle side-effects and less euphoria per equal dosage.
Shit is so similar you would never tell if I shot you up IV.
>>676842520
Prison is way better than county
>>676842704
Nope not buying it
>>676842407
>in a blind test no user could tell you which is which
>which test?
>oh it was just me
You need a large pool of different types of people to get a reasonable assessment. Where is your control group?
>"Oh, it was different for me because I said so... so obviously decades of medical research is completely wrong and basically scientists are idiots"
No wonder you're a drug addict, you're completely delusional.
>>676842057
no clue. but it defeats the purpose if you got armed robbery on your record and look for work dude.
I always imagined prison would be heaven if you're gay
>>676842870
No for real
I saw it on prison break
>>676841969
naw man what happened to cruel and unusual punishment?
>>676843086
I could major in sucking dicks dry.
>>676842963
No research has ever said a user could differntiate which amphetamine, be it dextro- or methyl-, they've ingested.
Ever. Me, a decade of hard drug use, and every junky friend agrees.
Give me a source then mr. bookman. I have real life on my side. While you are at it, cite me how a xanax blackout makes everyone calm lol.
Face it, you know nothing about drugs.
What unit were you in and what was your count times?
>>676843099
The dick suckers had it made
