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Alright /b/ I need:

3 orders of singles
2 orders of dubs
and a pair of trips

You have half an hour to make this happen!!!
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You got it, Boss
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Yessir!
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check em
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HAVE SOME FUCKING ENTHUSIASM WHEN CALLING OUT ORDERS YOU FUCKING IMBECILE
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>>676822313
right away chef!
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Cuck yeah.
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Bing bong ching chong
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Checking the back for dubs, sir
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It's fucking RAW!
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>>676822454
>>676822519
>>676822528

WE HAVE THE SINGLES, NOW GET CRACKING ON THOSE FUCKING DUBS AND TRIPS!
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rerollin
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We got no trips
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>>676822746
None found. I repeat, none found. Checking again
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>>676822771
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No dubs here
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oui chef honhonhon
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Cooking up dubs
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the soup is dry
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I can't find the trips
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would you look at that
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These trips are fucking raw
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Fuck, I think we're out.
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give me the trips
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yes chef
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>>676822887
missed your seasoning m8
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cookin something up over here
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the fucking dubs are fucking RAW
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>>676822816
We haven't time to order new ones. I need everyone of you men searching the storage freezer for dubs, pronto!
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gib
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Michelin Starz
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Hows this Chef?
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TOO MANY FUCKING SINGLES ARE YOU ALL DEAF?!

I NEED DUBS AND TRIPS AND I NEED THEM NOW!
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>>676823144

kek
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>>676823144
Yes chef
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IM AN IDIOT SANDWICH
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>>676823072
they were right here under your fuckin nose
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>>676823144
I gotchu chef
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>>676823144
looks like you got them yourself
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>>676823144
HERE CHEF
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Heres ur dubs rite here
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>>676822313
Coming right up Chef!
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>>676822313
YES, CHEF!
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>>676823144
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trips check em
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Dubs.
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>>676823144
Let me just get my kitchen knife
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>>676822313
dub rdy
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>>676822313
Here are your trips, sir.
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dddd
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Lemme dip my dick in the stew.
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>>676822313
Here, sir.
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>>676823355
>>676823755

Now for the trips.
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>>676822313
Here's the dubs that were ordered chef!
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I never get trips
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>>676823792
Dicken stew?
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triple your funnnn
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where the trips at
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Trips will never happen in this thread
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THIS SOUP IS DRY
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Trips ready, chef
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Here chef, let the expert handle it.
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333
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let me contribute to this dish
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Trips right here chef!
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singles get
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>>676824004
Close Fucker
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>>676824044
WHY DID YOU MAKE AN ORDER OF DUBS WHEN I SAID ONE PAIR OF TRIPS?!
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Right away sir
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brought trips sorry had to get from the store
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trips easy get
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check em
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>>676824133
I FORGOT THE FUCKING SALT. SHIT.
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>>676824163
Here you go, chef!
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Game Over, chef
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Here chef
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A pair of trips? in a single post post?
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weve run out of trips
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le trips
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HOW ABOUT I JUST DO EVERYTHING?
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Trips coming up!
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18 MINUTES LEFT, I NEED TRIPS AND I NEED THEM QUICK
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k
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>>676822313
ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE KITCHEN!!!!

ILL TAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING TRIPS!!!!
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Hiel hitler, chef!
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Trips walking. Hot pan, chef
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Yessir
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>>676822313

Got some trips for you, chef!
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>>676824171
SO SORRY CHEF, I'll get back on them right away
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The last digit of my post number is 5.
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chef!
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>>676824542
Here they are
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>>676822313
Alright order up m8
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Ready for garnish on trips?
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trips comin up, baws
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THESE TRIPS ARE SO FUCKING RAW!!!
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Hurry up guys!
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Cumming rite up
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>>676824602
TERRIBLE. UNDER-COOKED SINGLES. GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN!
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We went out of business guys. Fucking profit margin went to shit when every retard in this kitchen through singles at the pass.

Diner 6 is still waiting on those trips...
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>>676824602
Crap, no garnish
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baws!
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3 minutes out on trips, chef!
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check em boss
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Jdjsjs
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>>676823135
Not tonight, I'm here to review this shit!
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>>676824765
Yes chef...
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>>676822313
Trips are ready chef
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I want to kill myself
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Er ar de trips b0ss
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>>676822313
Don't worry chef, I'm on it with the trips
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>>676824810
Send it back...
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I've got the buffalo chicken nachos, chef!
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gibe da pusy baws
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I made ramen noodles, Chef.
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>>676824772
Maybe they can some free dubs while they wait
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>>676824887
You didn't finish cooking
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>>676824887
>>676824566
>>676824499
Sheeeiiit
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>>676825000
1 TRIPS LEFT
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>>676825000
ONE ORDER OF TRIPS GOING OUT!!!
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>>676825000
HAH.
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>>676825000
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SANCHEZ!
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>>676825000
WINRAR!!!!!!!
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>>676825000
Please be cooked. Please be cooked.
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>>676825000
We did it chef!
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So sorry for the delay chef, here they are
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>>676825000
Nice
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>>676825000
Ramen Noodles get
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1 minute on trips, chef
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>>676825000
done!
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>>676824953
IT'S FUCKING RAWWWW
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>>676825000
These trips are RAW

The customer sent them back, and he says he wants a 69 or a 96
!

GET ON IT.
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Rolling for trips
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Were all out of saute pans, chef
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Just adding the flavor packet to my trips
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>>676822313
I went ahead and made some more singles chef!
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333 nyigha
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Niggers tongue my anus
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>>676822313

Trips right off the line, chef!
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Trips coming right up!
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Sorry, Chef.
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I farted on this, but should still be good
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>>676822313
Got your dubs, Chef Ramsey!
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>>676825272
On it Chef!
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Deep fried rat's asshole ready
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gimme the 69
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Did we get singles yet?
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>>676822313
>2 dubs
>A pair of trips.

Changing your numbering convention at end of the ticket.

Go back the FOH you faggot.
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>>676825459
forgot the spices!
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>>676825350
Nice
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Master kek
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HOT TRIPS, STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN COMING UP!
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>>676825272
69 get.
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666 get
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I finished up the 69s sir
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10 minutes remaining
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Buncha dungs who cannot into trips
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TRIPS ARE HERE
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Coming right up
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Boom
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Ohh!
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>>676825678
got the wrong plate sorry
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777 hot
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Ending this career tonight!
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>>676825550
You were so close to greatness...
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Ah fuck I cut myself
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Would you like trips with that?
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Did anybody ask for some 420s boss?
>>676825420
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>>676825000
those were trips and so are these!
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>>676822313
What is it chef? Trips or 69?
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>>676825272
I got an order of microwaved Totino's Pizza Bites.
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>>676825837
Not on my watch!
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>>676822313
ill try not to disapoint chef
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They're mine
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Buncha filthy poop grubbers get your hands off me
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>>676825845
the chef never requested quads though
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999 special
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9 MINUTES!
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That's a spicy meatball!
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Corned beef hash coming up
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>>676825922
Trips and a 69/96
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U fuckin wot m8
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>>676825886
So close
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>>676826024
done
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>>676822313
lets go
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DICKS
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Titties
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111
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I'm close I can feel it
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Ayy
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Trips probably not right here
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YES CHEF!
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>>676826068
1 off the 69s
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222 get
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Yay yay
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>>676825272
96 get.
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Reroll
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We've got 5 minutes, you sacks of shit
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Here they are -- singles!
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>>676826024
stop this timer right now chef
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hab u seen trips?
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Corned poop plate for table number 4
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333 get
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Bananas
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444 get
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Walking chili dogs
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wait you forgot my trips
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Quick guys we need them 69/96s
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>>676826355
>>676826299
WE NEED 69 OR 96 NOT MORE DUBS
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69 is mine
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555 get?
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Anybody firing quads?
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It's over...
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Still need trips
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>>676822313
Shoulda called dominos nigger
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roolllooll
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>>676826487
Walking with 69
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>>676826549
nope
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fives
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HERE
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please god, i love my job!
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666 get
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We've got 3 minutes, boys. Get basting
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>>676826565
ur 10 over... no good, see my devil trips
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please?
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aye aye, cap'n chef man
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please
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WHERE ARE THE REMAINING TRIPS YA BUNCHA DONKEY DUNGS?!

YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME LEFT SO MAKE IT HAPPEN
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>>676826662
FUUUUCK
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777 you're welcome
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>>676826599
checked, now check my 69...
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>>676826597
too much salt you amateur!
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>>676822313
Alright chef but I quit after tonight
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Done.
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>>676826597
Coming thru behind with 69
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two minutes on appetizers, chef!
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>>676826662
Almost quads twice in the thread, and only one trips...

>>676826551
Go back and fire those trips correctly.
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Baste, baste I say
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>>676822313
Trips to the window chef
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>>676826756
888 plox
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Chipped beef on toast to the pass
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if this post ends in 15, all previous gets got burnt in the oven and are now ruined.
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dw guise igotdis
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>>676826869
WE GOT IT CHEF
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>>676826724
Fuck you you British twat
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>>676826869
We got the 69 chef!
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>>676826772
>Not quitting in the middle of service.
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>>676826869
69 GET. NEED TRIPS
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Buncha poopsmokers
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Chicken n waffles with watermelon vinegrette
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Yea chef, can I get a recall, chef!
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For you chef
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killllll meee
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>>676822313
Yes chef
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>>676822313
Finished chef
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Trips? Done
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role
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1111
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