New faces of /b/ thread. On the left.
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New faces of /b/ thread. On the left.
>>676822007
>
cute. shirtless pls.
>>676821707
Really awkward smile and that hair-swoop is so 2013 it's hurting your look bro.
>>676821707
diabetic/10
>>676822318
tamutan? if so this is skrff
Well I listened to /b/ and shaved off my beard... any better bros?
[spoiler] i hate myself[/spoiler]
hello friends
>>676822905
When's your new album coming out, Macklemore?
>>676822996
a lot, to be honest. 7/10
>>676822996
you look like a real human bean now
>>676822815
Would give it to you till you bleed.
>>676823095
hey, cheer up, faggot
>>676823095
i have seen your fucking fat cuck face so many times i want to fucking punch you so hard man
>>676823107
Old House/10
Please update that baseboard and door trim ASAP.
Furniture is usable if it's high quality, might need some refinishing I can't tell from these images, but that room layout looks dreadful. Also serious would it kill you to put in some new flooring and at the very least update those 30 year old light switch fixtures?
>>676823290
thanks
>>676821707
you look like a bitch,
get the fuck out of here.
>>676823734
damn son how do i do that to my hair
Hoi again
>>676823722
me after make dog milk on me face
>:::)))
>>676823113
>>676823211
Thanks. Going to give it a clean shave in the morning. Tired of growing a shitty beard because I've been too lazy to get less fat and fix the double-chin.
Getting my lazy ass back to the gym tomorrow too.
>>676823834
wipe semen into it
Looks like a bunch of beta male provider men. Going to make a feminist whore a good bitch some day.
>>676823914
atta boy
sup
>>676823734
First time on a face thread.
How's /b/ tonight?
>>676823734
Where did you manage to find hair spiking gel from the late 90's still for sale?
Yo
>>676823734
hair says preteen but face says 20-something with fetal alcohol syndrome
>>676823871
your chubby face and huge teeth make you look like a definite mouth breather. Also retarded hair.
>>676823894
Hey bro you grow facial hair just like I do and /b/ just convinced me to get rid of it.
You have pubes on your face. I know that you want to have a killer beard, I did too. But you can't grow it. Blame your genetics but accept it man. I mean for fucks sake you must see that your mustache doesn't even connect to your chin hair, right?
Shave it off.
All the way. No goatee, no long sideburns, for fucks sake no chin strap. Just give up.
It's a fight you will never win.
>>676821707
Ehr mehr gerd you have a gf. Fuck you OP, you look like a manlet
im going to kill myself if I don't get any calls
9095491834
Pic related, that's me id appreciate some compliments
>>676823569
room layout is awful, but there's not much i can do about it, there's 2 closets on one wall and another closet on the opposite wall, there's no room to put anything. but leave my light switch fixtures alone! they're only like 3 years old. also the carpet is pretty new, put it in when we moved here 10 years ago
>>676824174
Well girls always say that confidence is sexy.
>>676824174
hopefully your last time
>>676824633
Nice b8 m8
>>676824582
what about this one?
>>676824290
u stream bro?
>>676824622
Thx friend :^)
>>676824788
Checked.
Last time for me then, better enjoy my stay while I'm here.
>>676823432
sorry for being alive
>>676823107
nice shirt!
Floyd is a godtier band.
>>676824633
this guy knows.
>>676824873
Yeah
Butthurt 16 year old
>>676825018
I can tell from the pixels.
>>676824993
Don't be, we all love you and appreciate your contribution!
>>676822815
Wew mate you are pretty
someone? :D
>>676825046
i never cared for them, this shirt just fits nice
>>676824963
you look like you listen to mumford and sons and I fucking hate those faggots
>>676824742
well you look good, but post your nomber with your contry code, +something
ex: +34 90949....
>>676825227
Enjoy reddit for a month faggot
Mods are on ya
>>676825389
You look like a fun guy
>>676825389
6.5/10
Get that mop off your head, and you'll look fine.
>>676825501
Never heard of them, I'm more of a The Bunny The Bear kind of guy, honestly.
>>676825379
obvious troll/10
>>676824633
sorry fag im not you homo bitch that pics a 2 day after fresh shaven u silly cunt you got no idea what you're talkin about i grow a full beard in a matter of weeks
>>676825389
Shave off the neck hair it makes you look like a Portuguese dock hand.
Other than that you have a nice hipster look.
>>676825543
Last time I was banned for something completely unrelated, I just used this website on my phone. Ya boi isnt getting band anytime soon
>>676822996
Papa Ethans future son
>>676825018
yes. this is what I came here for.
>>676825767
>>676823107
Autisic maxmoefoe
>>676825767
Are you fucking retarded
>>676825753
hey why hipster? no sunglasses or shirt
>>676826025
just autistic
>>676825928
oh lord my sides are gonski
>>676824870
hey daddy 8/10
>>676826004
implying an adult that does pranks and collects pokemon cards isn't already autistic
>>676824270
What are you??
>>676825710
Why would you lie to yourself like this? That's like a full month of growth you've got there and it still looks like hot garbage. You do not grow a beard. If you did there would be hair connecting your mustache and chin hairs. There is none.
You're not angry at me anon. You're angry at your Dad.
Invest in a nice safety razor and stop chasing a dream that you can't live.
>>676826025
>>676824870
Hey look it's that faggot, like literal man love homosexual guy again.
>>676824870
Wear your glasses timmy
>>676825018
compiling old thread now.
>>676826253
try again sport, 2-3 days of fluff after clean shave for work before the easter long weekend
nice try tho u prepubescent squeeky faggot
>>676826451
thank you, based anon
>>676826451
cheers matey.
>>676826168
daughter?
>>676826301
kek
>>676826407
i am wearing them right now. but i usually take pictures without them
>>676826720
>>676826627
medal of bravery for enduring my father's suicide *forgot caption x3**
>>676821707
Holy shit, I know you two
>>676826577
You're hilarious. Post pic with real beard to school me and I'll send you pics of my big, gay dick.
>>676826577
uh.. I agree with the person you are arguing with.
You are gay and wrong.
>>676826828
nice 10/10
>>676826904
sure you do....
Newfags
>>676826828
you are fucking disgusting
>>676826919
im closing this autistden of a thread to fuck my wife and mother of my two kids who btw
>loves my beard growing ability
Tits or gtfo
>>676826937
uh
..
no one asked u. go suck his dick ur both gay and beta enuff for it
>》seacrest out
>>676827185
I took the bait really badly didn't I?
Good fucking job anon. Good fucking job.
>>676823734
I would get on my knees for you faster than someone at a church
>>676826828
Ugly
1/10
>>676827185
you should leave the house once in a while instead of taking pictures in the dark corner of your bathroom. then maybe someone outside will beat some sense into your retarded ass
>>676824993
>>676823095
Instead of whining like a bitch, why not make a concrete choice right now? Either kill yourself or don't. Either way, stop shitting up my board you attn-seeking faggot.
>>676827382
ye im not even the dude that posted his pic u dum mofafukkaaaa!!!!!!
>TrOLLeD
>>676826791
Fake
>>676825227
Show us where it hurts.
>>676827470
Wow, thanks. That hurt my feelings.
>>676827695
>>676827695
in the bumbum xD W that shape &hope i dont get bannt for bein bordy!!!&
>>676827648
Not fake
First and only time
>>676827850
kek
![tmp_avatar_1458681776229[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5hRRkt1.jpg "tmp_avatar_1458681776229[1].jpg")
>>676821707
>>676827950
not timestamped
not tits
>not interested
>>676827630
decision has been made fucktard. it's just a question of when.
and i do whatever i want, faglord
>>676828040
you look like a school shooter 4/10
>>676826451
>>676826596
>>676826709
>>676828054
I mean pretty much.
>IM NOT FAKE
Nice job proving noooothing
>>676828179
my fucking sides
>>676828054
You want tits?
>>676828179
>HAHAHAHA wow marty
this is gold!
>>676828241
huh? ok
>>676828179
thanks mate you are a legend.
>>676822996
pic with beard?
you are cute
>>676828428
Too stupid to read? Come on dumbass, put some effort into your trolling. You disgusting piece of shit, how dare you bring this laughable garbage here.
Rate me
>>676828394
shut up slut already said im not interested
>>676828671
Why are you wearing lipstick?
>>676825018
who is this?
>>676828394
time fuckin stamp.
>>676826798
Daddy?
![IMG-20160327-WA0016[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/raKV43p.jpg "IMG-20160327-WA0016[2].jpg")
>>676828169
pretty close
this is the only picture ever of me in wich im smiling
>>676828621
its gold jerry gold! pure comedy!
i karma'd ur compilation my //br//othe//r///
hey guys, be as mean as you like! lol
>>676828982
actually your not that bad 7/10
>>676828805
Honestly, I'm not wearing any. I guess it's my natural lip color. It's kinda gay honestly, but whatever
>>676828936
Daughter?
>>676829124
gender?
>>676829242
Male, sorry Anon
>>676829242
agender quasiquandsexual
>>676829218
Daaddddyyy <3
>>676829080
Can't really see your face
>>676829080
hey hey non newborn piglet pink nipples
<3
>>676829380
couldn't tell since ur clearly wearing makeup
mmmlady
>>676829080
take a decent pic
take a selfie showing your whole face without any filters
nice eyes
>>676829389
Daughter!
>>676823569
Who fucking cares faggot
>>676829428
Here you go, big boy.
end my suffering
>>676828706
Then why are you still replying?
>>676829644
Daddy dubs
( o Y o )
soup /b/.
>>676829715
wat is hairbrush for?
your hair isn't brushed.
>>676829476
that's me, pink nipples!
here i am /b/ held my head up to hide my triple chin
>>676823569
Oh look! It's the interior decorator faggot.
>>676829645
me obviously diphole, my grand pappy prob built that house and not seeing it upp to code makes my blood boil u dipwallet jesus C...
>>676829564
Surprisingly not, just a mostly fair skinned dude with naturally long eyelashes. curse of the prettyboy
>>676829888
of course it is. you're my favorite.
nice nips and nice trips
>>676829715
nice timestamp
>>676829921
Oh shit. You already fit right in.
>>676829846
i bet you have a huge dick
>>676829751
Kek
How was your day, Daughter?
>>676825389
You remind me of benedict c
>>676830210
im a dude u autistic faggot.
>>676830048
I'm your favourite? thanks!!
>>676830210
Uneventful, but fair.
Better now. :3
Yours?
>>676830387
Kek
And that keeps you from being my daughter why?
>>676830423
God damn you try so hard
>>676830527
you failure of a man.
>>676829715
>no nips
lol
>>676829564
Titty for trying tho
>>676830527
Go find a faggot RP thread and circle jerk some dude acting like your waifu or something, douche.
>>676830517
Fair is okay I suppose. But better is good!
Mine was rainy and exhausting. But it's all good now. Just killing some time before I go to bed and repeat the whole process.
>>676830597
I try so hard to do what?
>>676828179
you are a fucking legend
>>676830770
>>676830629
Stay mad faggots.
>>676830761
u sure ur not female
>>676821707
I wanna fuck your gf in her little pooper
>>676830825
Same, repeat process.
But tomorrow is my Friday and then 2 days off with Jameson and Slim Shady.
>selecl images with pasta or noodles.
>>676830938
nope, last i checked there's a dick attached
>>676830825
oh hahahaha
this is awkward i dont remember asking daddy that!
Fuck it
>>676831131
listen pal.
b just taught me to SHAVE MY HALF BEARD AND I ALREADY HAVE A NEW JOB/GF CUZ OF IT U FUCKIN ASSHOLE SHAVE IT OFF UR ANGRY AT UR DAD
JUST
DO
IT
mmhmm
>>676831592
>mom kiss my cheek for the selfshotty
>>676831131
Ewwwwwww do I have to?
>>676831592
Pre-shaggy Danny/10
>>676821707
That bitches name Ashley?
>>676831068
Well that sounds good. Sunday is my entire weekend and one day is not enough to completely wind down.
>>676831867
yes daughter...you do
>:(
>>676829175
can confirm. I look just like this guy and have had the reddest fucking lips my whole life. It kinda sucks. Not much you can do though.
>>676832001
Demand more time off!!
You deserve it.
>>676828394
>>676830083
>>676829190
>>676832239
>board name
>time
>>676832239
cool you proved me right you are a slut well done knew you had it in you
show me how wet being degraded made you
>>676832467
Oops
>>676824806
you look like a bearded woman
>>676831514
> gf is into it
> already have a job
> I don't give a shit
>>676832239
post more, dirty slut
>>676833049
Derp. meant to reply to >>676832230
>>676829088
thanks anon
7/10 is more than I hoped for
>>676831933
Which Pre-shaggy Danny are you referring to?
>>676831514
Yeah but you're a fat disgusting weaboo, and this guy looks normal. Post a picture of you and your imaginary landwhale you dirty hater.
>>676833049
find and train someone to do it, just to hold them over for a week.
>>676831824
excellent bait, but she also posted with me many times on the chan a few years ago
Rate me nikkas
Do I have good aesthetics?
>>676833400
hey you are that fag from /hm/
I think you are attractive but I hate your face
>>676833174
meant .7/10, jew brows
>>676833246
I literally posted a picture with Danny in it. Hes the one on the right.
>>676833551
Thanks and I'm sorry you hate me lol
>>676833771
Perfect tits
>>676833373
Don't think I haven't tried. Good help is just hard to find. We've hired a couple people over the last couple years for that very reason, but good help is apparently very hard to find and most have trouble doing the job or even showing up for work at all. It's really kind of pathetic and disheartening.
>>676833771
love that body, would bite
>>676821707
>>676833900
Aha, yes. I don't understand how people can live while being so terrible at their jobs.
>>676823852
Fucking Geraldo
>>676833605
thats fair
>>676833395
god damn it looks like you rubbed your head with a melting white candle
>>676822815
you stupid whore gtfo
>>676834063
this picture is fucking awkward
>>676834132
i would love to see you in a rekt thread someday
>>676833771
i want a girlfriend who posts her boobs on 4chan
>>676834671
probably, trouble seems to follow me
>>676833771
more, bitch
>>676834183
Oh well. Not trying to complain. I get paid well to be so overworked, so it usually works out for me. But I am beginning to realize that life is too short to work it all away. I've also had a lot of people I know die this year already, it really drives home the fear that I am going to accumulate a wealth that I will die before being able to properly enjoy... Seeing as money doesn't mean shit if you're dead.
But yeah, enough about that bleak shit. At least I get some time to pal around here and get some keks in to keep my spirits up in my off time.
Could be worse.
>>676834537
>pic related is me.
Is this better?
>>676833770
Ah nice,
Hair is growing out long and aryan if that helps with getting any jobs
>>676833858
your face is too girly and punchable thats all
but I can acnkowledge you are good looking
>>676833400
I agree with punchable face, but you're good looking, could easily get pussy
>>676835131
If you're trying to get a job as a Nazi soldier, sure.
>>676833771
Sharpie in pooper
Rate me
>>676835075
not really lol
>>676835898
no boobs, no timestamp, gtfo
>>676835378
Damn fam I ain't that bad lol well god news is my voice isn't annoying or girly and plus I've got a nice dick tho I heard
>>676835539
Thanks. I guess I just need to try harder then ha
>>676835562
Bad pic of hair, she was playing with it and this was awhile ago. It is grown out. Blonde hair helps for being an extra on a production set.
>>676831131
i'd fuck uuu
>>676835898
>gauges
>tattoos
degenerate but I'd shame fuck you until you go back to Christ
>>676833771
I LOVE YOU
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS
>>676834941
Why lmao
>>676836043
girly isnt the word, more like faggot-ish
again you are just not my type thats all
dic pic?
>>676833771
any chance no pants?
>>676830423
you are. you play along well and don't seem to get butt hurt like most chicks on /b/. that says a lot about your sense of humor. i like it.
plus i love your perky titties, even if the nipples aren't pink
>>676836334
OH, well that really blows cause I'm essentially Herero here. And I guess it's never been easy for me to get girls and never had any luck. And sure lol
Rip
>>676836626
why are you pampering my whore fags.. she likes to be treated like shit not a princess. how do you think i talked her into tits to begin with sigh.... abandon thread.
>>676836246
Nope
>>676837064
first off nigger. i am the one that demanded she prove nipples weren't pink. so fuck off. secondly, nobody is treating anyone like a fucking princess. i am simply commending her for proving me wrong. get fucked.
>>676822996
Damn son.
U look like a cool dude
>>676822996
You look like someone that could end up on the news for rape and murder. 8/10 tho
>>676836715
top or bottom?
Rate me
Just woke up from party. But this thread looks cool. You all are very nice looking :) !
>check outshdi papan?
>>676837807
10/10 would like to receive a deepthroat
>>676837807
ur beautiful
>>676837753
Definitely more dominant so Ima say top
>>676837176
yes whore
>>676837807
>>676837322
this is why we cant have nice whores /b/. have fun with ur ruined thread white knight autist. ur prob the facial hair retard from earlier. no hope for you young one. an hero
>>676837176
move, slut
>>676832570
>>676838407
Show some ass
>>676838374
you are so retarded you could have single handedly brought an end to the irish potato famine of 1845
>>676838407
dim sum fine tiddies
>>676837322
oh and by the way..The last person who tested my patience was my ex gf..she complained for 7 days to conceal an affair and try to make me break up with her. on the eighth day. i gave her one chance. she took the opportunity to go for blood. i responded with 6 words with enough impact destroy her COMPLETLY. she died two months later and i still don't give a #@%^. trust me. when you've got my full and complete attention i will hurt you. because it's like your asking for it.
don't make me a bad guy kiddo. i'd rather we be cool. so be cool. otherwise.There is an answer for that too. oh and one more thing. it's obvious i have age on you. i've read responses by women who complained of the size of my tool was too much to either bother reading cause she was either lazy and can't read which most women are. or she her pimp came in her ass and gave her diarrhea and so she was in a @#$%^& up mood and wanted to fire off a shot
>>676824742
909.......Riverside county, CA
>>676839387
autism is reaching critical levels
No hate pls
>>676838098
really?
you look like you have a daddy fetish
>>676836869
i hope that you're making the letter "C" with your hand
Because after C, you're getting the D
>>676840226
>>676839984
I can still see a bit of a shadow, try a closer shave.
>>676840410
>>676839984
this
also pluck your eyebrows but not too much
