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let's try to get boys pregnant
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>>676818738
Yes sir
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WE MUST GO DEEPER.
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>>676817896
Yeah :(
>>676817920
Central, outside of Orlando near Daytona.
>>676818033
Absolutely, i'd consider musk one of my kinks. My bf offered to shower before he came over yesterday and I told him to just wash his hair for me~...nnmf...boy I was satisfied giving that blow job.
>>676818738
Lets!
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Cum deep inside his boy womb.
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I need help buying a car
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sometimes that's what i think about during
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>>676819090
Got kik? Wanna get fucked tonight? I'm in the orlando area.
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I wanna get pregnant :<
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>>676818738
I'll be the one getting pregnant tonight
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>>676818738
Wow it worked!
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It's disturbing how willing doctors are to prescribe drugs that considerably alter brain chemistry given how poorly understand they and the brain are.

>>676817970
Come on. I'm not a scary person.

No, he's a massive faggot and I know he'll read this. I fear nothing.
My hand is better but misshapen. I really should have gotten it looked at by now tbh.

>>676818440
Ok good. Remember, we want a person who murders children, not a child who is a murderer.
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>>676819090
What's ur bf do to you/ look like.
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>>676819371
Sorry. In a relationship.
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I wish I could get pregnant
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>>676818895
I havent tried any meds since. kinda scared me away from it. and then other meds add weight and im trying to lose a few pounds here

>>676819418
hey girl

>>676819446
dont worry we are here to do just that

>>676819646
dont worry I got it. I know just the person already.
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>>676819646
I thought we all knew he was a faggot.

That is really unfortunate though, do you think it can be corrected?
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>>676819418
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>>676819991

Wish you weren't such a faggot.
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>>676819371
You can totally add me on kik though! It's Timbywuff
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You guys are crazy. My favorite part about being gay is that I don't have to bring little money-suckers into this horrible world of ours
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Dev, impregnate me.
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>>676820027
The people in this thread make me want to do horrible things. Except for you and chet.
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>>676820294
I hate ones like this, being cheated on sucks :<
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Posting in this thread is already doing a horrible thing.
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>>676820293
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>>676820387
im glad that i'm not on that horrible list <3
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>>676820040
True.

Probably. Problem is whether I want to risk making it worse.

>>676820387
What about ostrich and happy sparkles guy?
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get boys pregnant?
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>>676820521
Well you're not wrong.

>>676820762
Choke is too loud. And idk who the fuck the other one is.
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>>676820524
Quiet burd.
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>>676820762
I guess it's just something you'll be living with for a while. Maybe.

>>676820855
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT. LOUD? A little.

If it means anything, I don't scream out my words in real life.
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how's it going, all
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>>676820265
Nah, was just lookin to get my rocks off. If you weren't in a relationship I'd just come and fuck you and leave.
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He probably does scream out loud in real life tbh.

>>676820855
But that's part of his charm. I guess you can refer to happy sparkles guy as "Dom" if you really want to.

>>676821180
We'll see after I go to the fracture ward again. I've been an idiot leaving it this long and Tay and my parents are starting to get mad at me.
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>>676821393
its ok righht now
how are you bb gurl
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Make a baby with him anons.
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>>676821233
If I pull that mask off, will you die?
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>>676821525
nice.
i'm alright, thanks
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>>676821393
Howdy friend. How's it going with you?

>>676821512
No, I DO NOT. YOU SHIT. I'm pretty laid back.

Are you just stubborn then?
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Literally all of you are going to hell and are faggots.
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>>676821621
4u
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>>676821512
Oh, dom's here? I didn't see his name anywhere. Yeah dom's great.
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>>676821677
whats happinin yo?

>>676821795
yes
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>>676821831
You're a big guy.
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>>676821831
his dick looks like carrot
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>>676821795
Stop you are making my dick too hard.
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>>676821789
it's going
how about yourself?
>>676821921
chillin
playing some civ 5
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>>676822073
noice. I'm not sure what I want to play
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>>676821921
MEOW.
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>>676822073
It's been going along, figured I'd stop by and talk to a few folks.

What civ are you playing as?
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>>676822202
with penis
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I want to get boys pregnant.
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>>676822310
have yet to make a game, it's loading my mods
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Furries are disgusting and anyone who likes them will never get my dick... you are all nobodies with no life... ew.
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>>676822401
I always liked the true start and hitler mods.
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>>676821789
I choose to believe what I want to believe.

I have genuinely been busy and also have not wanted to spend a lot of time waiting in a hospital during the weekend.
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>>676822354
It's natural to want to impregnate boys like God intended.
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>>676822514
lol, I dont care. Fuck the world.
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>>676822546
i just have whatever i want
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>>676822354
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>>676822207
wem

>>676822319
thats always a good game!
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>>676822546
> "I like the Hitler mods"

Yeah you would, you Nazi fuck.
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>>676822597
You'll sit in that waiting room and read the Cosmopolitan mags and you'll like it.
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>>676822629
God is a weirdo.

>>676822671
Let me pump my babies inside you.
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>>676822937
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How do you guys feel about scalies?
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>>676822597
You will believe in me.

I can see were you're coming from.

I've been spending a lot of time in a forest and shooting and floating garbage in the creek.

Someone threw away a set of deflated tires, and a bunch of childrens toys, how despicable.

>>676822888
I was there man, in the third Reich. It was fucking glorious.
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>>676822920
I don't even know what that magazine is about but it sounds horrific. Probably something you'd enjoy reading.
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>>676823109
Guna sow you.
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>>676823176


>>676823238
love em
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Whats kind of animals have you guys had sex with in real life?
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What the fuck, guys
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>>676823419
Humans
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>>676823319
It's a general women magazine, but it's all you'll be stuck with.
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>>676822354
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HEY GUYS I WANT TO BE AN OTHERKIN TOOOOO!
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>>676823419
armadillo, penguin, snake, crab, sea dragon, wind dragon, blue eyes white dragon
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>>676822676
Hunnibuns wants to impregnate me.
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On an unrelated note, I just applied some Colgate to the tip of a very small vibrator and masturbated to completion whilst fucking myself in the ass with it.
My ass still feels tingly, more so every time I clench.
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>>676823579
finally a rational soul

>>676823694
NO
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[sound of rubbing hands together]
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>>676823838
video tape it for me. i need it because of reasons

>>676823855
why would you use toothpaste?
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>>676823727
Ok you are one gratz
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impregnate me
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>>676823855
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>>676823579
Hurry up, we need your help, snarf needs to get pregnant, so get on in there.
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>>676823944
What are you people doing
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>>676824089
I AM NOT A PART OF THIS
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>>676823265
I choose not to.

"Floating garbage in the creek"?
If only they through children in the creek. Then me and Katten will have found the serial killer for our film.

You betrayed all your African brethren to side with a mad man? I shouldn't have expected better from you tbh.

>>676823684
I'm stuck with someone who is generally a woman a lot so I guess I'll have some tolerance to it by now.
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Snarf's lineage needs to be halted
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>>676824054
..kay.
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>>676824219

Not You
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>>676824030
Put the tiniest dot of toothpaste on your finger, dab it on your anus, and leave for a few minutes. You'll see why.
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>>676824175
YOU'RE BYSTANDING
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>>676824089
Dickin around.
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>>676824185
>>676824185
>>676824185
>>676824185
>>676824185
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>>676824185
i will make sure it lives on
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>>676824284
..kay.
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boys can't get pregnant.
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>>676824293
i do not want this
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>>676824295
I've been posting vomit images.
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>>676823727
"My son isn't a cheeseburger!" they cried. Your son, IS a cheeseburger, I cried!

>>676824180
I take mild offence to that.
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>>676823694
Barry is being uncooperative and I need to impregnate boys. Bend over and let me pump my babies in you.

>>676823944
YES
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>>676824484
I see like
zero
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>>676824180
*threw children

>>676824486
And?
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>>676818738
Just a reminder that you are all weird faggots who look at the same images every day.
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>>676824180
That would be the lamest serial killer ever.

Shooting at floating unwanted children while I chanted confederate war tunes and raped city folk.

We all have moments we are not proud of. He seemed pretty confident about the jews thing so I just went with it.
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>>676824486
Take the dick ship back to dick planet
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>>676824583
>>676819418
>>676819655
>>676820387
>>676821863
>>676822671
these are images of me being disgusted and afraid, EISEN
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>>676824578

no barry is your true butt baby soul mate, i couldnt take this from him

>>676824748

nice
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>>676825122
And they're all several minutes apart, what do you think that'll do
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>>676819991
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i've had a lot of dreams about being pregnant.
i think i just want some bum fun tho
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>>676825122
Sush

>>676825145
Ill impregnate everybody that I can!
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>>676824449
Honestly man, you want this. It doesn't hurt, it's just like having the tingly feeling you get in your money after brushing in your ass, except you're also getting dat dere prostate stimulation. It's grade A my man.
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>>676824977
I used to be a dick with balls of rage, at least that's how people saw me.

>>676824636
You want some of this chocolate rabbit or not?
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Is that an invitation
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>>676825489
so should I use my tooth brush?
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>>676825469
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Fertilize this with your semen
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>>676825489
Fluoride will get in your blood stream and make you infertile.
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Actually it's an assignment.

>>676825730
barry do not fuck the bunny
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>>676825748
kay
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>>676824787
There is nothing lame about drowning kids. It's totally hip and cool.

I'm glad to say being a fascist is not amongst my lowest moments.

>>676825469
I have nightmares about Tay getting pregnant, funnily enough.

>>676825513
Ok I'll be good.
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>>676825616

gtfo
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>>676825748
I've imagined doing that many times
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I'll make it a priority
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>>676825714
If that's what you usually stick up your ass. I used one of those tiny Durex vibes you can get from a pharmacy.
Honestly, the use of toothpaste in anal play is seriously underrated.
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>>676825885
>I have nightmares about Tay getting pregnant, funnily enough.

I'm sorry, WHAT?
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>>676825865
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>>676825885
Why would you have nightmares of Tay getting pregnant? Wouldn't you get preggo first because you're the bottom?
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>>676826006
AW YOU'RE IN TROUBLE NOW CHET.
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>>676825916
> amputee gfur

>>676826006
WHAT?!
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In order to make a boy pregnant you need to cum in his deepest spot.
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>>676826078
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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I want to get demos and Tay pregnant too.
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>>676825994
can i use a soda bottle?
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I won't let you near him
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Why doesn't anyone want to get me pregnant?
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>>676826078
Good joke. Many keks were had.
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>I won't let you near him
>While you are literally sending me fart noises
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>>676826479
OH MY GOD JUST START DATING ALREADY FOR FUCKS SAKE, GOD DAMN FUCKING FAGGOTS
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>>676826533
You have ugly genes
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maybe i want to get pregnant too
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I will get Eisen pregnant too.
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Is there a problem

That applies to both of you
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YOU WON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO IT
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>>676826478
Only if you push it in tip first and give yourself a soda enema. It's the only way to get your ass sparkling clean.
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I meant how those two things are related
You made them sound contradictory
ya goon
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>>676826533
>>676826739
this

>>676826740
Spread your legs
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>>676825419
I would impregnate you.
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>>676826930
any kind of soda work best?

>>676827053
my body is ready
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well naturally i wouldn't want to be near someone farting at me
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>>676826304
Too bad.

>>676826533
Maybe god will choose you for an immaculate conception.
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>>676826304
*concern*

>>676826261
>>676826548
What do you mean "joke"?
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>>676827157
I'd try, at least!
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it was just a little toot
;_;
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>>676827053
I am legitimately hurt now.
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>>676827248
You're in trouble now.
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really want eisen and demos to kiss
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nbokay
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using their lips
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>>676827263
A guy can dream
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>>676827438
No bunny for you.
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>>676827187
You'l be pregnant in no time.


>>676827245
>>676827248
Ill be fair and impregnate you both in one mating ritual.
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