Kobold adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins.
Continued from >>676798790
If you want a brief summary of what has happened so far, ask someone else.
You reach down to the unconscious kobold and begin to rummage through his pockets. In his pants you find a small, easily concealable dagger. You take it. You strip his pants and put them on yourself. They fit like a charm, and cover up a hell of a lot more than just your loincloth. Around his neck, you find the kobold's coin pouch, containing three hundred coins! Holy moly!
You:
A) Finish the kobold off with his own dagger
B) Leave the alley and head for the kobold inn
C) Leave the alley and head for the human inn
D) Leave the alley and head for the market
C)
>>676814733
A
He's gonna try to get us afterwards
A
>>676814733
C get the fuck out of kobold town this nigga gon bring his whole crew down on us
a
>>676814733
Definitely A
>>676814978
earthworm Jim what have you become this isn't you
>>676814978
lol
D
>>676814733
Cut off his dick and take it as a backup weapon
>>676814733
A) Kill that fuckbag
You grab the dagger you looted from the kobold. It's in quite the good shape. You can't let him live. He'll come after you if you do.
You slowly sink the blade into his neck. The passed out kobold doesn't even struggle. He just slowly drifts away into endless sleep.
You wipe the dagger on his skin, and stash it in one of pockets of your new pants. You put his moneybag in the other pocket.
You:
A) Head for the kobold inn
B) Walk around kobold town with money in your pocket
C) Head for the human inn
D) Walk around the human part of town
E) Head for the market
F) Leave the city
f go kill that masturbating chick from before
What happened to the thread yesterday? It just straight up vanished.
D)
E
>>676815443
Leave the city; don't need anyone recognizing his stuff
F
D) can't stay here
>>676815443
Time to get the F out
D
>>676815443
C Let's see if we can make some human companions.
>>676815443
F and don't forget to break down crying on the road after having murdered a man in cold blood
You make sure you're not coated with any blood before stepping out of the alley. No commotion, no fuss. Nobody saw a thing. You step out of kobold district, towards the human part of town.
On your way to the market, you notice a group of humans encircling a kobold. All of them have their dicks out. You are shocked and appalled.
You:
A) Continue towards the market
B) Attack the assailants
C) Join the other kobold as a victim
D) Hit and run
>>676815836
he was a bag of fuck we needn't grieve. we can't be arrested, kobolds have no rights
C
C
A
C)
C have a little fun
A
A
a
no need to be a hero
>>676815897
D
Cut off some dicks. Then run like hell.
A
don't give up that easy
d
get some d
While it pains you to see this, it's not your fight. You're just a silly little kobold. You can't make a difference. Especially not here. You silently continue on towards the market, hoping something like that won't happen to you.
You enter the marketplace. It is a large gathering of various stalls and expositions. It is very crowded, mostly with humans. People are too busy to pay you much mind.
You:
A) Walk around and see the sights
B) Look for someone selling food
C) Look for someone selling drinks
D) Leave the marketplace
E) Sell your knife
>>676815897
D and yell punch them in the dicks
>>676816417
E we won't need a weapon as long as we're open and honest
A
>>676816417
B don't starve
>>676816417
B or C
They're probably near each other
A)
You walk around the marketplace, looking for something to eat. Most places refuse to sell to kobolds, or even have seperate exuberant rates for your kind. The blatant xenophobism stings, yet you're used to it. Finally, you find a small local butcher willing to sell you some cooked meat for a fair price.
You purchase a slab of cooked meat for fifty coins. It's delicious! You really needed something to eat, and that hit the spot just right. You thank the man with all your heart, and continue on your way.
You have 250 coins left.
You stumble across a slave owner, selling his wares. He has many humans priced at thousands of coins, yet there are also a few kobolds in his possession. They look at you with pleading eyes. Some beg you to help them.
You:
A) Purchase a male kobold slave for 250 coins
B) Purchase a female kobold slave for 250 coins
C) Get a drink
D) Leave the marketplace
E) Sell your kinfe
Bippity bappity boo. Bump or writefag leaves you.
i need more kobold porn
>>676817209
A) safety in numbers
B
A
B)
>>676817209
B) become matron and gain your fortune in the sex trade
A)
>>676817209
B get a friend
>>676817209
b
all female kobold bandit group
>>676817209
B and we will get raped together
A and he'll rape us but we'll be safe. he could also be the man of our dreams.
A
>>676817209
C since we would just be two unemployed sluts if we bought abutt buddy
C :^)
B
Let's get raped together
You wish you had more money. You'd buy them all. Set them free. Kobolds don't deserve this fate.
You approach the slave trader, with an angry glare on your face. You plop your coin pouch ontop of his wooden desk.
"There. Two hundred and fifty. I'll take the one over there. The girl."
The slave owner smirks at you, and then bursts out into laughter. "Hahaha! A kobold buying a kobold?! Listen, Kobolds are not allowed to have slaves, but I'll make you a deal. You take off your pants, and add them to the trade, and I'll give you your girlfriend. How about it?"
You:
A) Undress and complete the deal
B) Decline and demand your slave
C) Decline the entire deal
E) Ask if there isn't another way you can convince him
F) Attack the slave owner
bump?
>>676817996
F him up.
C
F
F MURDER HIS FACE
F
A
A
>>676817996
B He wants money then there it is. Money is Money no matter where it comes from.
F kill this faggot.
B
For the idiots picking F your gonna get us killed...
"No deal." you practically spit at him, picking up your coin pouch from the table. "Stupid kobold! Go waste someone else's time!" the man yells at you, throwing his mug which misses you by mere inches. The kobold slaves beg for you to stay, to purchase them. The girl you wanted to buy bursts out into tears as you walk away.
Your heart is broken. Tears are welling up in your eyes. You swallow deeply. Your hatred for humans increases.
You:
A) Head for the human inn
B) Leave the capital
C) Head for the human residential area
D) Get something to drink at the market
E) Attempt to free the kobold slaves
E)
>>676818684
B aint nothing here for us.
B
>>676818684
E begin the revolution
>>676818684
E FAGGOTS!
E
>>676818684
E. In fact free them all. Humans too. Make better relations with humans.
>>676818684
E lets do dis
>>676818684
DO E FUCK THE FIRST TO 3
>>676818684
D take the free mug he threw and get a drink
E don't be a pussy
You are completely disheartened. You can no longer stand this place. You have to leave. You begin to walk towards the city gate.
It is early in the afternoon. You arrive at the city gatehouse. There is a long queue of people waiting to leave. Each and every one of them is getting checked out by the guards. The recent war has put everyone on edge.
You:
A) Enter the queue and leave normally
B) Attempt to sneak out
C) Attempt to hide in a cart
D) Forget about it, stay in the capital
E) Think of alternate routes out of the capital
E, VIVE LA REVOLUCION
>>676819428
WHAT THE FUCK YOU ASS E WAS THE CLEAR WINNER
GO BACK AND FREE THE SLAVES
>>676818684
>>676819255
godamitop
E
E)
E, ALTERNATE ROUTE IS FIGHT YOUR WAY OUT WITH KOBOLD SLAVES
>>676819526
First option to get three votes wins. That was B.
>>676819526
>E WAS THE CLEAR WINNER
>First option to reach three votes wins
>>676819612
I'm ok with his.
>>676819428
GO BACK AND FREE THE FUCKING SLAVES, ALTERNATIVE ROUTE E
>>676819526
First to 3 wins. B got there first. Vote faster or stfu.
>>676819701
thank you, I try to compromise
>>676819754
Suck a hard one
>>676819428
E we must seize the means of production
You aren't getting through here. Even if the queue would move along, you still wouldn't be let out. Those filthy humans would find a way to keep your here or to abuse you or enslave you or worse.
You think of other ways to get out of the capital. You could try and leave via the sewers, but it might be risky. You could swim upstream, but it'd be hard. You could swim downstream, but you aren't sure where that path leads. You could attempt to scale the walls, but they are rather high, and very much unlike trees. You aren't sure if you could make it.
You:
A) Enter the sewers
B) Swim upstream
C) Swim downstream
D) Scale the walls
E) Stay inside of the capital
BOOPITY BAPPITY BUMP BITCHES!
>>676819754
E find a way out for the slaves. Then go back and save them.
C
e
>>676820096
E Stay inside and FREE THE SLAVES
>>676819997
As someone who's written for these before, you're being autistic. If you don't go with first to three the thread is doomed to die.
>>676820096
a
but buy better armor/weapons first
>>676820096
E FREE THE SLAVES
A go join a kobold sex gang in the sewers
>>676820096
E stay and free slaves.
E free the slaves
E LETS GET US A LUSTY ARGONIAN MAID THING!
>>676819428
Go back and free the slaves.
You sigh defeatedly, and leave the gatehouse. Looks like you'll be spending some more time here after all.
You:
A) Head for the mercantile district
B) Head for the residential area
C) Head to the inn
D) Head to the brothel
E) Head to the bar
F) Go down into the sewers
G) Go back to the kobold district
E Just do it
D) Time to get a job
F
D
A~
D M8
Damn it I don't want to to go to the sewer D
A Back to the slaves
You really don't want to spend more time amongst humans, and the kobold district was a little too rough for your tastes. You don't feel at home at all here. Heck, you'd rather take your chances...in the sewers.
It doesn't take you long to find an open sewer hatch. The city is practically riddled with them. Most sewer hatches have been melted into weaponry for the military. You can already smell the ripe sewer stench, before you even start descending the small ladder.
You enter the sewer system. It is dimly lit by various torches. Some of them have gone out over time, yet there are still enough lit to light your way. It stinks down here.
You:
A) Randomly wander around
B) Head in the direction of the river
C) Head in the direction of the gate
D) Head in the direction of the keep
F) Head in the direction of the kobold district
>>676820553
G create a group to free them.
>>676820096
>sewers
>swim
>climb
wow racist much?
B
>>676821245
this
>>676821237
D steal from from the nobles
>>676821237
F create a group to free slaves
B
F
You have a pretty good feeling of what direction to go in to reach various parts of the town. You start heading towards the river, hoping the outlet to fresh water will somewhat ease the stench.
You:
A) Walk along the dirty, stone pathway
B) Walk in the muddy, grimy, dirty central stream of filth
C) Take a torch (combinable)
D) Bathe in the filth
>>676821746
A C
>>676821746
A C
>>676821746
A and C
>>676821746
D
Mental damage from the murder
D)
>>676821746
b c d
You grab a torch off the wall to light your path, and you set off towards the riverside. The smell is really getting to you. You fear it'll seep into your scales, that you'll smell like this forever.
Your journey goes quite well. Despite the smell and the filth, the sewers are rather well maintained. You keep walking until you can hear the sounds of the river. Sadly, you come up to a dead end. A small, dirty pipe in the wall serves as a sewer outlet, yet the sewers aren't clogged enough for it to be in use. It leads directly to the river.
As you turn around to leave, you notice three kobolds blocking your path. They are covered in dirt, muck and grime. They are completely naked. You thought sewer kobolds were just a rumor.
You:
A) Attempt to flee through the pipe
B) Scare them off with your torch
C) Draw your knife
D) Introduce yourself
E) Stay perfectly still
D I'm sure they're friendly
A
>>676822654
B C
A)
D
>>676822654
C.If you pick A and you might get stuck and then booty raped
D)
>>676822955
too late, we're gonna get the contact rear
Your fight or flight instincts kick in once more, and flight takes the upper hand yet again. You decide to try and escape through the pipe.
You:
A) Go in head-first
B) Go in bottom-first
>>676822955
That's why I voted it, boy.
>>676822955
Not might will
HEY OP! WHAT GENDER IS OUR LIZARDY BUDDY WE ARE CURRENTLY SENDING TO HELL?
B
>>676823305
Female
>>676823305
Female
>>676823305
SHE A GRIL
>>676823305
we're female
>>676822654
C D
A I want to see our character get fucked
>>676823405
fun fun.
>>676823496
we're going to be mouthfucked. We couldnt escape the blowjob
>>676823496
seriously fuck let her get her cherry popped already so I can go to bed stop voting pussy shit and running all the time
>>676823779
there's currently two factions:
A) Bad End
and
B) People who want Good End
but it will be bad end in the end
You decide to go in bottom-first. In a single, fluid motion you grip onto the edge of the pipe, jump and fling your lower body inside of it.
The tactic works quite well, and propels your body into the small pipe. "So long, lo-" you try to taunt, yet you stop midway as your body suddenly stops moving. Are you stuck?!
Your head isn't in the pipe yet. The three kobolds burst out into laughter, and begin to advance upon you.
You:
A) Attempt to wriggle yourself free
B) Attempt to take off your pants
C) Attempt to crawl out of the pipe and try again
D) Threaten the three kobolds
E) Ask the three kobolds for help
B)
E
E
>>676824039
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN. C
>>676824039
Can we shank them?
Needs more murder and revolution
>>676824360
needs more pussy poppin faggot
>>676824360
Needs more go back to the city and free the damn slaves.
Soon this will be a Kobold version of Edge of Tomorrow if the story keeps rebooting.
>>676824360
down with the human bourgeoise
>>676824684
Kek
>>676824668
Excactly, murder and revolution
>>676824658
So don't be a lil bitch and fuck-murder people. Or fuck people to free the slaves. Jeez.
bimp
"Uh...I appear to be stuck. Would you three mind helping me get out of here?" you ask nicely, brandishing a big smile which quickly turns into a sour frown as you take another sniff of the reeking scent of the sewers.
The three kobolds surround you, their naked groins mere inches from your face. "You're not from here. You're from the top. We hate people from the top. They're all so afraid of a bit of..." The kobold bends down, scraping up a large clump of muck from the muddy stream. "dirt!"
The kobold smears the filthy goo into your face. You are absolutely disgusted.
You:
A) Attempt to wriggle yourself free
B) Attempt to take off your pants
C) Attempt to crawl out of the pipe
D) Snap your jaws at them
E) Insult them
F) Beg for help
G) Threaten them
Bumbin for kolbold 2 electric boogaloo
F
oh god why did we insult them this is a terrible idea.
Prepare to get mouthraped
needs more new thread
>>676825564
I would snuggle this lizard.
>>676825534
Preferably dragged out of the pipe and all around raped in all three holes
>>676825534
They're probably going to just put shit in our mouth.
>>676825734
Hot
BUMP
DONT LET IT DIE AGAIN
COME ON OP WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH OUR LIZARD BITCH!?
New thread, made in a hurry
>>676826444
>>676826444
>>676826444
>>676826444
Bizzity Bump
>>676826458
GETTING RAPED BRUH
