Mechanical keyboard thread post your mech's faggots
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Mechanical keyboard thread
post your mech's faggots
inb4 razer and logitech plebs
My pok3r.
Mine
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>>676811188
60% master race
>>676811696
good pic mate
>>676811713
True playa forreal, don't leave your girl around me!
I'm one of them razer fags but still love the keyboard (/•-•)/ It's a razer black widow chroma
>>676812007
except you have garbage ass abs keycaps... no girl would ever fuck you
>>676812311
Good enough for your mum m8.
>>676812655
ya got me there mate
>>676810934
This guy gets it.
you pay a ton of money for a keyboard with lights,
and you are really getting the same thing as
you would for a normal keyboard.
How having a decked out mouse is ok if you
are a gamer, you have more buttons to work
with.
Corsair K70 master race reporting in.
>>676812978
yea, don't fall for the gaming tax guys...
>>676813226
you're really gonna call master race on a cringe worthy bulky looking keyboard with thin abs keycaps? top kek mate
I'm just using a generic school keyboard/mouse and Ill still win against a mlg pro keyboard
>>676813545
Might be bulky as you may think, but the aluminum body is totally worthy. Besides it's the only keyboard that has multimedia buttons that I really liked.
>>676813717
it's about comfort not skill you fucking retard. do you think people who have expensive chairs think that they make them play better aswell?
>>676810855
nice mech fag
>>676814032
Probably lol
a keyboard is a keyboard.. they all feel the same
>>676814035
ibm model M is a keyboard i can respect
>>676814035
my dream keyboard
>>676814471
thanks fam
>>676814541
its pretty great tbh fam
>>676812978
find me a good cheap mech keyboard
sure i could get one for 50 bucks maybe.
if you can afford nice shit than why not get it
>>676814035
This honestly looks more comfy than any of the light up fag ones
>>676814415
I love it when it switched your profiles and allows unlimited makros only within a profile.
"If my keyboard lights up its better"
>Master race
![VID_20160330_194545722[1]_1.webm](https://i.imgur.com/A2qhfje.jpg "VID_20160330_194545722[1]_1.webm")
corsair strafe rgb
>>676814839
/thread
>>676814839
>"If my keyboard lights up its better"
backlit keyboard are pretty cringe i agree mate
>>676814839
If you pay 30 € more for RGB you are doing it because you already spent over 150 for a KEYBOARD.
>>676815014
Had macro keys on my old keyboard, never used them, so I go K70. I need 1-2 key settings for some games.
>>676810855
What keyboard is that? it looks fun
>>676814730
it is
>>676814783
ayy
i have a cosair gaming keyboard that my mom found. everything works except a few keystrokes. any possible fix to the problem
>>676815325
talk to a good electrician
>>676814035
Model M is best keyboard
>>676815132
explain why they are cringe.
>>676815038
its so beautyful :0
how'd you o that?
>>676815441
it certainly pissses all over cherrys, cant say much about white alps or topres though, never tried them
>>676815465
they look fucking cringe man is that really hard to grasp for you?
>>676815739
Maaybe its just because you cant afford a decent one?
>>676815662
cue audio visualizer
but i also have some aftermarket translucent keys
>>676815826
Just because it has tacky lights doesnt mean its better in any way
>>676815411
id rather not waste money if i could fix it myself. i took it apart and figured it was the sensors and wiped it down with a cloth for electronics and got a few of the keystrokes to work. its only about 4 keystrokes not working
what the fuck is a mechanical keyboard? aren't all keyboards mechanical?
The god send, Posiedon
>>676816022
no, you fucking ignorant shit
>>676816022
Idk either but it sounds like some bullshit people fall for to spend more money
>>676815910
Not saying that, I think the reason why they "annoy" you, is because you, cant afford a decent one:)
>>676814589
Yo, over-user of the word "fam". Get a chroma fam. It's hella tight fam. It'll becoming your family, fam
mine
>>676816022
It's a special type of keyboard, if you can use 4chan, you can use google, faggot.
>>676816186
Fucking faggot
>>676816164
kbt pure
>>676815739
>>676815910
What about them brings out your insecurity? You really sound like a whiner.
>>676814035
Just got one of these in a gaylord from IRC auction at work, so excited
>>676810855
Steelseries 7G reporting in
>>676816159
>thinking you can overuse the word fam
smh fam
>>676816164
post legs
>>676815826
>implying a keyboard has to be backlit to be decent
?????
maybe i would just rather spend that extra 30$ on some good keycaps like a rational adult
>>676816332
nicely done fam
I actually cant stand mechs. I love low profile membranes
Mech fags. This thread has potential to die in a mere few minutes, go home.
>>676810855
Jesus.
Corsair k70 rgb with red switches
>>676816404
>implying you are an adult
You sound like a child as much as you bicker over something as trivial as a keyboard.
K70 reporting in. Can't be a mech keyboard thread without at least one.
>>676816331
I'm not the original guy you replied to. i'm just saying the lights are ugly and dont make the keyboard any better
>>676814035
tfw my model m has water damage, some keys work, some dont, some activate the adjacent keys
>>676815739
yes, explain how they look cringe, for what reason? i like that i can c all of my keys in the dark. Sorry im not an edge lord that knows all of his keys blindfolded
>>676816511
You're probably also a dry-guy
>>676815837
>cue audio visualizer
Thanks anon
>>676816304
and pure pro
>>676816022
fucking google it
Razerfag
>>676816658
can that shit be repaired at all?
>>676816164
oh hi its you again i love those Miami keycaps!
>>676816765
Same here. Got mine on sale for $70.
>>676816746
more like pure slut lmao
>>676816765
pleb
>>676816363
ok only because its relevant to the thread
>>676816789
ty anon
they are best keycaps
>>676816765
I have a black widow as well
>>676812009
i'm getting the same thing except the tournament edition. i like smaller keyboards
>>676816741
sure thing bro
DS5 Masterrace
>>676816984
Matches his penis, naturally
>>676816911
are u a grill or trap and u wan sum fucks
>>676816741
>cue audio
does this work with a blackwidow??
>>676816787
Supposedly if it dries out completely it will work properly, depends on whether membrane was damaged or not. Repairs generally expensive and difficult of the membrane, i have it sitting upside down on a wire shelf for a few days now
k95 rgb w/ cherry mx red switches master race, reporting in.
>>676817125
no it's for corsair keyboards/corsair utility engine
>>676816404
>Backlit
>RGB
RGB is optional, backlit not. I worked 3 months on a Vista shittop without keyboard lighting and it was horrible. I made a complete webshop with articles on it.
>The moment I could finally afford a backlit laptop
>>676816911
wouldnt mind seeing how that keyboard measures up against your cock
>>676816911
I'd still rapefuck you.
>>676816911
wish i joined before there were newfags and cancer.
>>676817112
It has a dick
>>676817060
i currently have the apple magic keyboard and i've gotten so used to the smallness of it. :^) also small desk too
>>676817304
and no boobs :(
>>676816984
I heard you also like small penis
>>676816861
I'm not that much of a slut though
>>676817112
I'm just a cute boy
but no i don't want fucks
>>676817276
nah fam thats too lewd
>>676817277
you wish
>>676817303
you are the newfags and cancer
>>676816159
That's a good tip, zam.
![500x1000px-LL-cb526953_20131022_070056-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MYaKSke.jpg "500x1000px-LL-cb526953_20131022_070056-1[1].jpg")
When the fuck did rainbow faggot keyboards get popular?
Back in my day, it was all blue, green, or red.
>>676817125
There's a video on the razer YouTube channel that shows that it can be an audio visualizer
>>676817472
>you are the newfags and cancer
+1
>>676817472
theres no such thing as too lewd
>>676817428
large keyboard faggots. i never use the numberpad
>>676817277
nigga how u rapefuck? its either rape or fuck. choose one
>>676815038
try typing on that when ur on LSD
>>676816659
>be me
>can touch type
>be the edgiest edgelord because i can
>cut myself on all the edge
>can't type anymore
>have to look at keys while I peck-type
>>676817644
Then make them macro keys, fag
>>676817428
>I heard you also like small penis
theres something wrong with this?
>>676817792
lol. i've only used it while high on marijuanas
entertaining as fuck. a real hallucinogen though... holy fuck. i might look into it
>>676817720
nah fam it's when a fuck turns into a rape, or the other way around. It's when a love making ritual turns into a struggle cuddle, or when a spooky spooning turns into a consensual docking procedure
>>676817864
i don't even play vidya on pc
>>676817638
yea but there is such a thing as taking more pics of dick and keyboard is effort
>>676817510
Now they're all red green and blue. Scary shit huh?
>>676817864
what type of basement dweller would need macro keys?
>>676818138
Single color, man. Not this rainbow shit.
how the fuck could you guys not like this? it's EXTREME!!!
>>676818077
You can make macro keys for anything. I have my M5 key to say "faggot" in 0.6 seconds
>>676818273
Extremely shitty low quality plastic components.
>>676818273
look up the "ducky year of the goat"
>>676818137
so pop it onto your todo list, im a patient lurker
>>676818447
how about just shit in my mouth fam
>>676818408
and chinese knockoff switches lmao
RealForce 87u 55g just got it today.
>>676818510
curved for his pleasure
>>676818077
>>676818348
yea i have some of my keys set for emails/passwords when i press PN
i also have a layer for lines of code i use regularly
its useful
>>676818448
eh maybe eventually but ill probably forget
>>676818510
That's membrane, you fag
>>676818510
That's a 100% top of the line keyboard. Clean af too. Put it on ebay and link it, fam. irl tbh
I like it because it's simple, and the metal faceplate.
>>676818550
whats it like compared to other switches?
>>676818710
not if i keep asking :3
>>676812009
i got the same thing
too lazy to post
>>676819113
same. us razerfags must stick together because it's the most popular pc gaming brand and people don't like us irl tbh
>>676817472
>>676817582
i can still recall /b/ having more substance back in 2012, guess it all went to shit once i started posting and not just lurking.
>>676818951
eh maybe at some point then
Got it off massdrop
>>676819242
pretty much this ye. people don't like us because razer is the best and they like being stressed out trying to find different companies
>>676819287
yup that was all you mate now post a picture of those cute ass stockings and that cute ass dick!
Cherry Blue switches are in my opinion a bit softer and quieter than my model m.
Also TKL, without numeric, lets me have my mouse in a more pleasant position, happy shoulder.
Adjustable white backlit is nice when it's a bit dark.
Can't remember name of what I bought, but fits my criteria as a non gamer. Choose what fits Your needs!
It a rapid q cm or something.
![IMAG0034[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1S7TiXC.jpg "IMAG0034[1].jpg")
Ghetto ass mismatch phantom and factory keys because fuck it mane.
>>676813977
Yeah i got one run dimmest settings just so sexy and smooth A+ response over the old g70
>>676819594
>Also TKL, without numeric, lets me have my mouse in a more pleasant position, happy shoulder.
the extra deskspace is really nice aswell i have a 75% keyboard my self
>>676819370
Dick confirmed
Dvorak keyboards are much better than qwerty keyboards
>>676819370
ill look forward to it
Razerfags unite
>>676819860
why
>>676819242
Speaking of razer keyboards, what kinda macros you fans got?
>M1 copy
>m2 paste
>m3 gyazo
>m4 empty
>M5 types out "faggot"
>>676819370
Trap?
>>676811188
>caps lock
casual
>>676813977
>aluminum body is totally worthy
come back when you have owned more than one keyboard
>>676814035
tfw ex gf's dad thought he had about 20 model m's lying around not being used but they were some shitty membrane things
>>676820017
srsly is tapping ctrl+c/ctrl+v too much for you?
>>676819370
>>676820111
this has got to get so annoying for you
>>676820017
Phone auto corrected fags to fans
>>676819972
It places them more often used letters to the center for more efficient typing
>>676819582
eh, i just came here to shitpost and be cancerous now that there are no more TYFT threads and such. I'll leave dick rate and traps/mental illness to the general public of /b/
>>676819846
oh man i have a penis? this is news to me thanks for pointing it out
>>676819933
good
fag
>>676820111
just a boi.
>>676820210
ya its pretty annoying
>>676820196
I edit videos all day, a little short cut doesn't hurt.
>>676812978
Tell me the best keyboard and mouse then
i'm a low budget poor faggot but want one of these mechanical keyboards
what cheap one i should get?
anything but this faggit shit >>676819943
Cherry eVolution STREAM XT Corded MultiMedia Keyboard G85-23100
Using it for, I don't know, ten years?
>>676820242
kek
and i have the tournament black widow so no macro keys. i don't need them
>>676820137
The K70 is also half the cost of what you just posted. If you are spending that much on a keyboard you should probably reconsider some things.
>>676820367
>fag
for you
>>676820372
A little shortcut? A little fucking shortcut?
It is absolutely unfathomable how retarded that is.
Northgate OmniKey 101, mawfuggahz.
IBM Model F (PC AT) is sicc too.
>>676820453
you should ask this question on reddit for a real response
Y'all have some sweet keyboards
>>676820367
Nudes.
>>676820137
>Casual
Whats wrong with the convinent option being there you fucking asshole
>>676820608
When I edit, I have my fingers up towards the number row for different commands. Fuck me for being efficient and putting my extra keys to use.
>>676816911
this image gets posted on every mechanical keyboard thread on /g/ every day
>>676820592
kek
cute
>>676820940
>he doesn't already know where to find them
newfag
>>676821119
well that's strange because i think ive only posted it there once
and i lurk every single thread and i don't see it there
>>676820778
yeah but e have more poor broke fag here
>>676810855
Please explain the concept of "mechanical".
>>676810855
Honestly, what's the name of that keyboard?
>>676820017
M3 to M5 music controls
>>676821609
look up the difference between mechanical and membrane keyboards you ignorant lazy shit
>>676821390
Ayy, i remember you
I see you in battle station threads all the time
>>676821689
it's a redscarf something i think
K70 ftw im a newfag but fuck razer
>>676814691
Then why did you get, by the looks of it, a 3rd grade fucking machine?
>>676821609
Mechanical keyboards have different types of "key switches" underneath the key caps, but it's mostly preference. Long story short, they have more parts to them then membrane keyboards, which keys are made of rubber. That's the jist, anyway.
>>676821741
cut this pls
also clean up the bowls
>>676821910
>FTW
fuck off
>>676822122
do people here not like that?
>>676821741
diet soda?
>>676821741
yee i try post in all of them
makes normies mad.
>>676821910
but anon corsair is just as bad as razer
all gaming brands are bad.
>>676822464
taekesi
>>676821609
Hipsters prefer a key that goes "click," when pressed. Most people could give a shit, but you know how hipsters like old shit.
>>676823262
Why the fuck are you in a mechanical keyboard thread then
>>676822009
Got some socks cause i can't find my nail clippers
>>676822446
Been trying to cut down on the sugar
>>676822464
Yes, now i remember. Your chill as fuck.
>>676812009
I have a black widow ultimate 2011
Razer literally makes the worst products if you want anything to last more than 3 years.
>>676823817
Nice pizza cat mouse pad you fucking memer
>>676822464
Aren't you the person who posted your battlestation with nsfw furry wallpapers and dragon dildos?
>>676824056
My real mousepad is being borrowed, so I had to dig up my old one. I regret my decision.
>>676823463
Came to see the faggotry. I can't say I wasn't impressed.
>>676823817
Watching NHK eh
Dude gets cucked by his senpai
The girl falls for mc
Gurl tries bein an hero but mc stops her and tries to an hero himself
Ends with dude still being trained to stop being a NEET
His mate gets married in some farm with hot chick
Thats all
7/10 anime
>kek
>>676824406
brilliant recovery
>>676823817
ty nigga
>>676824336
yea but they were just normal dildos cos im broke
>>676815667
>topres
>Keyboard: Topre 103UB 55g
>Keycaps: Topre PBT lime green (sometimes referred to as slime green) dye sublimation printed.
It works great for me and has a fantastic feel to it when typing, but the price when I bought it at the end of 2011 was a little steep.
>>676824466
Been meanin to watch it
>>676824540
I'm aware, good anon
>>676824719
i never tried a topre but the sound is so fucking amazing
>>676824719
>Keyboard: Topre Realforce 103UB 55g*
I forgot to add realforce.
>>676824605
Nice desk, may I ask what monitors those are?
>>676825328
Put your fucking feet down, fag
>>676810855
K70, I'm debating on getting new key caps soon.
>>676825449
Got a problem with my feet, faggot?
>>676824719
So do they hire blind people to design the color schemes on these atrocities? Or the classic "fuck it, we'll just use the dartboard," method?
>>676825328
two lg 23mp65's and an ultrawide i cant remember the model name of
>>676825697
I got a problem with your dirty, crusty, semen-ridden, crumb-ridden, brown, disgusting pieces of sheep fur, yes.
Am I the only one who uses caps lock for capital letters at the start of sentences instead of shift?
>>676826082
hopefully
>>676812009
Bought one and traded it in for a RGB Corsair Strafe 2 days later.
>>676826082
Yes.
>>676825844
Nice, those looks sweet on such a clean desk
>>676825999
Its either the dirty socks or my disgusting man-feet, anon
>>676825999
>>676825328
Also, you're not fooling anyone, peasant.
>>676822464
>>676824605
maybe it's the wrong thread, but I'm looking for ages to finally ask for your specs
>>676826391
What was the point of that post? To show how much money I don't have?
>>676826391
>not having a controller to play dark souls?????
what the fuck is wrong with you man
>>676826391
That's not very nice
>>676826377
ty man
>>676826483
here
>>676816911
pardon me sir/ma'am
Are those VModa?
>>676816911
Ah I remember you from a battle station thread a while ago. I don't remember if this is a repost image or not though.
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>>676826766
nice dubs
and this persons in almost every single battlestation thread i go in so idek. either he/she has no life or is a reposted image by many folks irl tbh fam
>>676826581
I use it for fighting games and Dark Souls
>>676826712
yes
>>676826766
sometime people repost but its actually me this time
>>676826581
Oh ye. I forgot. In my defense, I only have a fucking keyboard and I'm still making progress on my crap top.
>>676821104
wait...what's the mirror for?
>>676826082
>faggot that revels in the smell of their own farts detected
>>676827096
>>676821104
Probably dresses up and watches himself masturbate.
>>676826992
you are relieved of any wrong doing...I love the sound on my M100
>>676826687
I just got an ultra wide.. my res is 2560x1080..
wouldn't the 6604x1080 give you some wacky visuals?
sorry if that's a stupid question. like I said new to the ultrawides
>>676826986
WAIT WAIT WAIT. Who the fuck doesn't use an arcade stick for fighting games, especially on PC?
>>676824719
>>676827597
Cuntheads and poorfags
>>676822464
what are your headphones plugged into?
>>676827836
his anus
>>676827169
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>>676826188
But it just feels much more /comfy/, I don't want to hold the button down as I go to another key, even when its the right hand going for the key, I still prefer not holding shift down.
>>676810855
wtf whers your 10 key
>>676826986
>I use it for fighting games and dark souls
Kek
>>676828073
what the fuck would i need a 10 key for man?
>>676827418
yea they are the best.
they get some shit for having too much bass but honestly that's what i prefer
i hate flat sounding headphones
>>676827556
nah everything looks fine
res is only this wide because im running eyefinity
some games stretch a little towards the edges but its not really noticeable since that's all peripheral vision
>>676827836
fiio e11k headphone amp.
its very nice. just makes shit louder. doesn't have a dac built in. but its also portable
>>676828073
>10 key
Are you fucking retarded
>>676827985
farting in 7.1
>>676827991
>comfy
Again, the faggotry continues.
>>676810855
WHY IS CTRL CALLED CONTROL
>>676817510
same keyboart havit m8
>>676828538
because that's what it means you cretin
you mean like this >:]
>>676828449
Why would I want to give my pinky a workout like that every sentence I type?
>>676828320
maybe....but they are clear as hell, and don't force the bass, just a touch heavy
which I also like
>>676828726
End yourself
Taking a picture of my keyboard just to show it to some nerds is weird. Have a stock photo of the same model instead.
I didn't replace the WASD with the red keys though, I left the originals on.
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>>676828726
xDDD
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>>676827657
where's the ç?
>>676828935
h'will do ':|
>>676828750
Because then at least one muscle in your body would get a workout once in a while.
Learn to touch type, you garish lamo fags and your lightbulbs for keyboards
>>676822464
aside from all the gay shit that is such a sick set up dude.
>>676829026
>Assassin's Creed
>CoD
>anything XboxOne
holy shit we got some next level faggotry
>>676829027
:D....… .
>>676828750
>implying you don't aren't constantly giving your pinky a workout
>>676829329
>don't aren't
huh
>>676828320
>fiio e11k headphone amp
yea i like the idea of being able locate the plug for the phones somewhere other than the front of the puter
>>676829405
I'm drunk, my apologies. :(
>>676829329
>>implying you don't aren't
Fucking nailed it
>>676822464
what kind of mount do you use for the monitors?
>>676829542
can't win them all m8
>>676829083
>implying i have a body
>>676828320
>still waiting for that <maybe> butthole spread close-up shot
Das Keyboard 4 Ultimate
>>676829542
don't you glad he didn't say aren't?
WHO'S TEAM MCHAN HERE?
TEAM
------C
-------H
-------A
-------N
>>676830005
wat
>tfw laptop cause more convenient
>totally not bait
>no really
What's the appeal of mechanical keyboards exactly?
>>676829954
Hot.
Simple and satisfying. My only regret is going with blue switches. These fuckers are so loud they wake the dead
>>676828815
yea they are 11/10 headphones
they just trigger "audiophiles" who like their classical music to sound as accurate as possible
>>676829119
thanks man
>>676829424
oh you mean the actual plug location
yea i have a long ass 3.5 jack extension cable that runs from the amp (the thing just below my far right monitor) that runs behind my desk and into one of the metal bars that the frame is made up of
>>676829585
kinda cheap generic mounts
they don't have a specific brand. but they are solid
>>676829916
>implying im gonna do it
i used to be a skeleton too
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>>676830202
they feel (and sound) nice
