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I found a mouse in my trash can today. Not sure what I should

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I found a mouse in my trash can today.

Not sure what I should do with this.
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Pee on it then let it go with a message to tell his friends not to come around anymore
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>>676806869
I'm tempted to light a small fire in there and slowly feed the flames.
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>>676806869
don't come around here no more
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>>676807207
Naw, just pee on it /b/ro
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>>676806703
don't talk to him or his son ever again
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give cheese if dubs
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give him some cheese and let him go
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Cut it's tail
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>>676806703
Shove it up your ass.
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Interrogate him
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>>676807724
Mice hate cheese
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>>676807446
LOLLL
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will it blend?
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oh shi...
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>>676806703
Make a trips or higher goal op
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>>676806703

If dubs u adopt both as your domestic animals. love'em,feed'em and give a nice cuddle every night
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>>676806703
Free him! He did nothing wrong and just wants to be free. Imagine if you were in his place.
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>>676807446
zozzle
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>>676806703
space program
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op dead
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>>676808597
this
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>>676808007

What do you know about Metal Gear?!
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>>676808370
>>/mlp/
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>>676808230
LOL!
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>>676806703
Drown it. I've killed 15 mice in the past 2 weeks and there's still more. Fuckers got into everything.
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>>676808442
this
free him!
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>>676808370
>>>/mlp/
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>>676808597
do this
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>>676806703
SPACE PROGRAMM
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>>676808338
But I don't feel like doing a "Get" thread...
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FREE THE MOUSE
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>>676806703
do you have balloons and helium? I'll even send you $10 paypal to get your ass to a party store for helium and balloons.
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>>676806703
Burn it, I have done it twice like this: Step on its tail, then bath it in alcohol or car gas, a lighter and release it, watch it run into the horizon screaming and burning, it's a shame it last so little time screaming, like 10 sec. at best
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>>676808442
>>676808782
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S E N D H I M T O M O O N M A N
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OP here, dubs and I free the little fella...
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>>676809234
roll
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>>676809234
dubs GET
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>>676809234
You're not me anon.
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ROLL FOR SPACE PROGRAM
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>>676809377
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Well, I introduce those pests to fire.
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Free the mouse OP
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>>676809409
REREOLL
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I would fap
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>>676809615
Anon already got dubs for freedom candy-ass >>676809377
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>>676809677
>77 confirming 77 freedom dubs
The mouse must be freed, OP! Dubs demand!
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what mouse?
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set it free.
>but before tie a rope around his neck when he tries to run push it with the force of a thousant suns.
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Dont be a Pussy and Free this little Nigger.

Burn Him
Space Programm
Cut his Balls
Fuck him
Shit on him

Do something like this. Dont be a faggot 9gag Reddit Bitch and free him.
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set on fire
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>>676809914
Fuck you faggot. /b/ hates niggers and kikes, not mice. Fuck off candy-ass.
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>>676808943
Well you wanted to do a small fire before so just attempt that.
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>>676809795
Good job
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>>676808749
u must be new here
>LOL!
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>>676809377
op best delivar
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Feed it laxatives and put it in your exes house
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>>676809377
>>676809677
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I second the Space Program idea. Send him into orbit like the frog.
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Viking funeral
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>>676806703
Adopt it and start a family together
You're now rat man
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helium balloons and string, mouse space program!
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>>676809677
>candy-ass
damn i was insulted by some faggot in the internet
>OP abandoned thread
kys
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>>676809377

You nigger faggot
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>>676806703
put it in your pooper
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shouldve nutted on it
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>>676810974
Anon y
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>>676808370
>>>/mlp/
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>>676808597
Fucking this

Send him to space OP
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https://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DNhYOP34pZ6g&ved=0ahUKEwjipMn_1OnLAhViyYMKHZdEBjAQtwIIKTAF&usg=AFQjCNE5WroIdNLd_Kp0p0sh-nK79xOa8g&sig2=AmD_9PyMlAsaIZcoPat1CQ

do like these shitskins
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Fucking burn it alive
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>>676808370
Back to >>>/mlp/ horsefucker
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S P A C E P R O G R A M
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Tie mouse to bottle rocket for Space Program 2.0
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>>676811631
>11 views

kek
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OP here pouring chocolate milk on him
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fill it with water nigger
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>>676812731
reported this
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>>676808370
KYS
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>>676808370
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>>676807207
light the fire somewhere else and dump him on it u moron..

better yet, go ahead and light your plastic trash can on fire. preferably in a small room with no ventilation, and make sure you stay the whole time. you know, to make sure the mouse doesnt escape.
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>>676806703
Pour milk on it and post a timestamp.
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>>676809122
kek when the burning mouse runs back into your walls and burns your kitchen, potentially house down
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what is the obsession with hurting or killing the poor animal? why piss on it? why hurt it or cut it or attach it to balloons and let it float then eventually fall to its death? i dont get it sounds like a bunch of fags trying to be edgy
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>>676813572
faggot
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>>676813572
says the dirtbag happily living with a mouse infestation. you know your those arent tiny pieces of chocolate in your cereal every morning..
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>>676813572
We're just bored, fuck off
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>>676806703
kill it
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>>676814106
Join the queue, fag
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>>676808851
Space program is definitely the correct answer. Why didnt op just do that instead of being a fag?
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>>676806703
why don't you tip over the trash can and let the mouse crawl out and find its own way home huh?
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>>676813688
fuck you, you're a little 15 yo fag trying to be edgy piss off and get a life
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Nut on the rat
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Put in a box and send it to your mother
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>>676814668
this
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Poison it and watch it have a slow and painful death
Lulz
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>>676814887
Much edge, such bad, very evil
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>>676814994
I'm sure he was being satirical, anon. There's no way anyone's /that/ autistic
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>>676815172
i hope not, tell me kind sir.. what do you wish OP does with that lil critter?
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>>676814887
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>>676815299
To be really fucking honest, I wanna put a fedora on it; don't ask why.
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Eat his head.
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>>676809986
Rather op set you on fire cocksucker
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>>676815613
This, bite his head off!
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>>676815553
im happy for you im glad you arent a "harm it" asshole
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mouse in pooper
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>>676815755
I just haven't been on 4chan long enough for it to fuck up my mind. But hey, leave people be. Natural selection, fellow comrade.
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>>676810370
>and then you have this newfag
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>>676815978
yeah i guess i just dont know why a poor animal may suffer because of a group of edgy autistic teens you know?
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Shove it up your ass
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>>676816594
This!!!!!
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