I'll start:ADHD
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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I'll start:
ADHD
>>676785722
fibromyalgia
>>676785722
I was diagnosed with ADHD in 3rd grade and even I agree it doesn't exist.
Down Syndrome
Depression Aka Being a whiny bitch
Feminism.
Micropenis
>>676785925
that was never considered a medical condition you retard
>>676785722
Trans anything
>>676785722
Arrythmia, noones gonna tell me I can't drink my coffee. I'll drink it as much as I wa
Conservativism
>>676785722
anything that is 'self diagnosed'
i.e. anything that a tumblr user has
>>676786053
Then why does every "feminist" exhibit symptoms of mental retardation?
>>676786091
You're retarded
>>676785722
Dood have you met anyone with ADHD? They're waaaaaay more unfocused and hyper than anyone else. Trust me, I volunteer for a local kids camp every year (not pedo, I'm 19 been doing it since 14)
>>676785722
herpes
780/965/0129
>>676786062
You're a retard
Autism
>>676786286
>not pedo
>19 years old
>hanging out with 7 year olds
>>676786053
>never considered a medical condition you retard
>retard
Hi newfriend.
>>676785864
this, just an excuse for a dole pole and benefits
>>676785722
Epilepsy
Anxiety (it's something that happens to everyone, not a disorder)
Obsessive compulsive disorder
Sleep paralysis (see anxiety)
>>676786413
What a poignant rebuttal.
lepraids
>>676785722
PMS
>>676786463
It's a tradition thibg
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY OR D.I.D DOES NOT EXIST
THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THE BRAIN CAN POSSES MORE THAN ONE PERSONALITY AT THE SAME TIME
>>676785722
ASPD
like shut the fuck up not having friends and liking violence isn't a disorder it's a personality trait
>>676785904
Kek
>>676785864
my mom has "fibromyalgia" shes been claiming insurance benefits for 20 years. She use to be a doctor so shes making bank
Hip Dysplasia
>>676786813
Yo whasthat
Metalosis maligna
>>676786581
epilepsy is pretty real
PTSD, as if seeing some horrible shit happen to your friends actually matters
>>676785722
OP being inteligent
cancer
>>676786581
How is epilepsy not real?
Restless Leg Syndrome
#spoiler#autism_spoiler.exe
>>676786722
proper lol
>>676786091
Wario pls its not good for u
Type 2 Diabetes
>>676785722
Woman
>>676785722
Depression
Scizo whatever
PTSD Etc.
>>676787048
Agreed. My mom has it & it fucks with her everyday life pretty bad.
>>676787195
Diabeetus
>>676785722
STFU I NEED MY COKE NIGGA
>>676786778
Being a paedophile is a tradition.
Are you an Arab?
>>676787321
What
>>676786062
Not a medical condition.
Rapist
>>676786581
I have OCD and my symptoms are so severe I want to kill myself every day. I've been hospitalized over 7 times and have been diagnosed medication resistant. OCD is very real.
>>676787373
No I'm a Canadian.
>>676787381
Adderall ~~ low dosage laboratory cocaine
Capnophobia- fear of cigaratte and tabacco smoke
>>676785722
multiple sclerosis and spinal injury paralysis.
Just get out of bed you lazy fucks your not fooling anyone
>>676787051
Did someone invaded his safe space.
>>676786286
I agree. I once had a boss that was diagnosed with ADHD and was off his meds. Flight of ideas, tangential, etc.
>>676786581
how fucking dumb do you have to be to think epilepsy isn't real?
>>676785722
Cancer.
Binge Eating Disorder
oppositional defiance disorder aka not listening to what mommy says
>>676787468
Even worse.
holocaust
>>676787048
>>676787134
Meant the deal about flashing lights. That doesn't give people seizures.
>>676785722
Sex Addiction
>>676785722
Anything on tumblr.
>>676785916
yep, i just went off the meds and shut my mouth and i was back to normal
>>676787567
You don't think there are people who get irrationally angry over inhaling peoples cigarette smoke because they're afraid that they're being "poisoned"? I sure have witnessed a lot of people throw a goddamn hissy fit over cigarette smoke in the general area.
>>676787505
Oh ur still using that.
>>676787679
How do you not believe cancer is real, yet you still browse /b/
>>676787436
No. You're just whiny and attention seeking.
>>676787505
Meth, not cocaine
>>676786870
My nursing class told us that anyone who is claiming this is either depressed/crazy or looking for a handout
>>676786091
that's not how you candlejack pos
>>676787850
I don't like it cus it smells bad.
>>676786044
I just now remembered something from my childhood when i read this.
I once was sat in my friends parents car with my friend and he turned to me and said "Hey anon, do you have a pinny?"
A pinny where i am from means pin-dick aka micro-penis
I obviously laughed and said no, because i do not infact have a pin dick.
He then told me "Well i've got one and i dont know why"
No idea why that just came into my head, this was like.. 15 years ago
>>676787918
Easy, I just ignore it.
>>676785722
penis limpitis
>>676787277
schizophrenia physically destroys brain tissue
sex and game addition are not recognized addictions
>>676787978
crush that shit up and rail it and god damn its some good speed
>>676787850
Its like nost phobias, youre just being a pussy
Thats why i only fear fearing fear
>>676785722
Split personality
Sociopath
Any sexuality other than straight, bi and gay
ADHD
>>676787277
ADHD sucks. It's a trait.
Depression (the real, not drama queens/kings) have some correlates with brain changes.
Schizophenia exists. Not schizo-other motherfuckers.
PTSD is for bitches that can't cope with life.
>>676785904
My neighbors son has down-syndrome. He can hardly say his own name and he looks like golum. Are you really that retarded?
>>676787436
OCD is in fact, not real. I was bad with the shit as a kid but fine now. Its just how your brain works.
>>676787805
You are retarded.
Being a trans. You're just a faggot that likes to cross dress
>>676786581
"Anxiety" isn't a disorder, obviously. Generalized Anxiety Disorder and Panic Disorder are real, though. Everyone experiences anxiety, but people with these disorders don't experience it as a healthy person would.
>>676786581
You're fucking retarded. Epilepsy, anxiety, and OCD are very real medical conditions. Also, sleep paralysis isn't so much a condition as it is an arbitrary occurrence wherein your body hasn't fully awakened even though you're conscious; albeit in an intermediary phase of wakefulness and sleep.
>>676787051
>PTSD, as if seeing some horrible shit happen to your friends actually matters
It's more than that you fucking retard, its people saying mean things to you all the time every fucking time you turn on your computer, you don't get it because cyber bulling happens to your friends you get it because it happens to you.
>>676788109
You can get addicted to anything as long as there's endorphins involved. It's just not always serious.
I don't think autism or aspergers is real. I think it's made up and that those dumb fucking mongoloid fucks with shit in their pants and in wheel chairs are faking every fucking bit of it. The parents force them to act like that or something. I know it doesn't exist.
>>676788279
You are retarded.
>>676788407
I have been diagnosed as "mind autism" i use the shit out of it to get away with stuff
>>676788109
I think you are mistaken
>>676788074
Not to my knowledge
>>676787999
That's not what mine told me
>>676786581
I have OCD. This shit is real as fuck anon.
>>676786812
Is there proof indicating the inverse?
>>676788329
Go get yourself some ptsd faggot
>>676788074
This is wrong.
>>676788497
Leave him alone
Anyone whining about the myalinization of their nerve tissue slowly retracting is a fucking faggot
>>676788407
Same, it's definently staged or some shit
>>676785916
Then explain suicide!?!
>>676785722
THE FUCKING GLUTEN INTOLLERANCE.
All of them.
>>676788675
being such a whiny bitch you want others to become whiny bitches
>>676788675
attentionwhoring
>>676787780
topkek
Parental Alienation Syndrome
>>676788640
his shitposting is triggering me
>>676788507
See guys, "Mild Autism" Nah, you're just really dumb. I think mental insitutions are waste of money too and shouldn't even exist. I think if anything we bring them to the firing squads or open up some electric chairs for anyone who wants to pretend they have "autism" or "downs" Fucking idiots it's because the sperm they once were, came from faggots.
>>676788211
Sociopath is definitely real man. I know from experience.
OP Syndrome
>>676788675
Just a way to scam insurance
>>676788758
Thank you
cancer
>>676788303
They're experiencing anxiety because they're not healthy. On some level everyone is aware of how they should be living their life and ignoring that insight makes you go insane and panic.
>>676787999
Yet it can be Dx'd with a FM/a blood test.
go figure...
4chanadia
>>676786286
>not pedo
>been doing it since 14
Parkinsons like really? Just slow down
>>676787051
>ignorance
>simplification
>personal perspective is widespread
>>676788862
You don't know shit. Sociopathy is definitely not real dude. Quit making shit up. Provide us some fucking proof if you think you even can.
>>676788521
You are not an adult.
>>676788791
What kind of attention does a corpse want?
Answer: the funeral kind.
>>676789065
I am. I just turned 21 last week.
>>676789056
sociopathy isnt real, its just someones personality of not giving a shit
>>676788407
Autism (again the real, not 4chan users) spectrum is a bitch.
Normal people can't think about to be autist, so then thinks who those people are dumb retards. And nobody can't blame anybody for this..
>>676785722
Autism
it's just an excuse for parents to not even bother to try and raise their kids right.
But seriously you can be born with fucked up dopamine and noradrenaline receptors and it will make you a sperg. I mean have you seen a full blown autist?
>>676789206
absolutely man. It's just shitty people with shitty fucking lives and attitudes. They may be evil fucks, but sociopathy isn't real.
>>676785722
Menstruation headache.
>>676789056
>M.E. Thomas
If you don't know who this is, then you're just wasting my time.
>>676788521
We need to invent a new technology that read thoughts and shocks you every time you try to act on a compulsion. Severely shocked. In three months, you'll be good as new.
>>676786426
It's not a condition, more just a way of being different that is so different people have started giving it a name and make mad dollars of selling meds.
>>676788407
Well fuck you too then. I have asp. and if you met me in real life you would think I was gonna shoot up the fucking school. I literally have no friends and you are saying it's made up?
>>676789304
It's fake dude.
>>676785722
Cancer. It's all a ploy to milk clueless citizens of millions of dollars a year. Cancer is NOT REAL PEOPLE.
>>676788923
Didn't you say that anxiety "happens to everybody"? And if their anxiety stems from unhealthiness, how does that not constitute a disorder?
>>676786592
>poignant rebuttal
HEY THIS DUDES A DOCTOR
>>676789482
You don't have friends because you're a fucking tool. Nobody likes you dude. You can change that yourself. Don't be a fucking idiot and maybe people would like you.
>>676789482
You're just a loser, sorry to bring it to you
>>676789065
>>676788279
Maybe he's just not you, samefag.
Alzheimers. You're just pretending you're forgetting things so people can take care of you. An excuse to live an easy life.
>>676786812
Dissociation =/= actually having multiple identities
>>676788758
Some guy I met named Riley has (real) gluten intolerance. He can't eat bread or else he will get severe diarrhea and shit.
>>676789172
Exactly. In a few years you will have the resolve to acknowledge your role in your condition.
Affluenza
>>676786813
That's not even ASPD you retard
>>676789383
did you read her book? my dad always tells me to read this shit. might give it a shot.
>>676788303
You're right about generalized anxiety disorder. I was diagnosed with it and got approved for social security.
gluten intolerance
>>676789746
Isnt that just bring gay?
>>676788675
That's just being aware of the current exits in the room. Where there is only one door, in reality there is two.
Bipolar
OCD
Schizophrenia
PTSD
Anorexia
Narcolepsy
Autism
Down Syndrome
I don't have them so they don't exist.
>>676789363
they arent shitty people as they aren't little pussies and can take in shit when something "bad" happens
>>676787066
Kek
>>676789973
Then you'll probably agree with me.
See: >>676788765
>ITT NEETs acting like M.Ds
>>676789973
I'm guessing vagina doesn't exist for you either?
>>676787765
kek
>>676789657
I can't make friends because I literally cannot force myself to socialize with people my age. It's been officially diagnosed as well ever since I was 8.
>>676785722
Cardiac arrest
>>676788329
Kys
>>676789590
Because they are the ones causing it.
>>676789973
I can confirm, I dont have them either
>jew scam
depression is real, changes in the brain and shit from out of nowwhere
Insomnia
>I can't ever sleep I don't know why
I know why it's because you don't get off your computer until 4:00 in the morning
>>676788279
Incorrect.
>>676785916
Anyone who's never had it can easily say that m8
>>676790113
Holy shitting keks.
Diarrhea. These people just want an excuse to miss work and run to their beloved restroom frequently.
>>676786276
Kek
>>676789867
Haven't finished it. But the first few chapters are very slow. If you ever pick it up, fight your way through the first chapters, it'll be worth it.
>>676787277
Schizophrenia is one of the most "physical" mental disorders. It is genetic and is actually just a condition with your brain, you retard
> Adrenal fatigue
> Autistic enterocolitis
> Candida overgrowth
> Chronic Lyme disease
> Electromagnetic hypersensitivity
> Heavy legs
> Leaky gut syndrome
> Morgellons
> Multiple chemical sensitivity
> Non-coeliac gluten sensitivity, unless medically diagnosed
> Wind turbine syndrome
> Wilson's temperature syndrome, also called Wilson's thyroid syndrome. Not to be confused with Wilson's disease.
kek
>>676786812
The brain could easily possess more than one personality at a time, it's the most advanced learning network in the world, even though the gap is closing.
I actually have DID, but I can easily see how/why someone could believe it doesn't exist. Especially with the way it's sensationalized and conveniently portrayed in media, and fucking tumblr cunts going on and on about "head mates" and "muses."
They actually just recently found physical evidence for fibromyalgia. Consistent CNS irregularities.
>>676787505
it is literally just written on the package, that Amphetamine is in there, not cocaine
>>676788043
Today he knows, daddy wasn't packing.
>>676790168
they were wrong dude. You can, you're just a fucking idiot tool.
>>676789722
my grandfather used to do that, he would say ridiculous things or something crazy then act like he didn't know, then afterwards laugh about it, guy was based as fuck.
>ITT mentally healthy people name mental disorders
>>676785722
ASMR
>>676789973
So big penises don't exist either? Mine says differently!
>>676786812
That's not at all what dissociative personality disorder is.
>>676785916
What about people who don't talk to anyone about it then kill themselves
>>676790473
This is true.
>>676790527
And now a faggot just joined
>>676786754
Post PMS
>>676789590
There are clear chemical signs of anxiety disorder.
One temporary cure is sleep deprivation because after several hours of being awake your body stops producing stress hormones.
>>676790527
>mentally healthy
>4chan
Nice try
>>676790473
I've been trying to make friends since I was 10. By now I just prefer to be alone because I don't like trying anymore.
>>676785722
Autism
>>676790647
If true meant false then it would be true
>>676786581
sleep paralysis is real. I experience it occasionally, as one of several weird neuromuscular symptoms derived from my narcolepsy.
It's real. I dunno how you were exposed to it that there was any room for doubt, but sometimes I wake up and can't move my body for a few minutes.
>>676789973
including your parents too right?
>>676790763
Try killing yourself.
